Tomb Raider System of Myriad Realms

Chapter 103
In terms of acting skills, Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing can definitely win Oscars.

"Strange, why hasn't the leader come yet?"

"that is!"

"Didn't you say there is roast chicken?"

Hearing the word "roast chicken", Zhang Qiling couldn't help but feel an inexplicable pain in her balls.

Following Bai Jingjing's mischief, in an instant, a puff of black smoke rose from the crotch of Patriarch Bodhi, who had transformed into a gang leader.

"Gang leader, it's on fire!" When the other brothers saw this, they warned in low voices.

Patriarch Bodhi was stunned at the time, and his first reaction was to untie the loincloth made of the invisibility talisman around his waist, but his brothers stopped him in time: "You can't take it off..."

Zhang Qiling, who turned into the second master, winked and signaled Patriarch Bodhi to lie down and put out the fire for him.

Patriarch Bodhi endured the severe pain coming from his crotch, and lay down on a chair beside him, covering his mouth with his hand, and assumed a righteous posture.

As soon as Zhang Qiling waved his hand, the brothers on both sides stepped forward and began to trample on the flaming lower body of Patriarch Bodhi.

Ancestor Bodhi covered his mouth with both hands, rolled his eyes in pain, and looked like he would rather die than die.

Moments later, the fire was stomped out.

Patriarch Bodhi heaved a sigh of relief, just about to get up...

"Junior sister, do you think that cloud in the sky looks like the 200 yuan you owe me?"

"Senior sister, you remember it wrong! I don't owe you 200 yuan! Besides, there are no clouds in the sky on this dark day!"

"Bastard, do you want to play tricks? Pay back the money!"

Chun Sanniang pretended to be angry at Bai Jingjing, and poured a bowl of wine on Patriarch Bodhi's crotch where the flame had just been turned off, and the flame burst into flames again!

"Just say what you say, why are you so fierce!"

"I can't be fierce! You don't have to pay back the money you borrowed!"

"You fart! When did I borrow money from you? You owe me money!" Bai Jingjing refused to let go.

"I owe you?"

"Why don't you remember?"

"Yes!"

"I have no memory!"

"sorry……"

Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing sang together, seemingly quarreling, but they were so happy inside!
Ancestor Bodhi took a look and saw that there was no way!You have to continue to endure it!
Now he understands why Zhang Qiling wants him to transform into a gang leader, this is simply an unlucky job!

Taking the wooden stick handed over by Zhang Qiling and holding it in his mouth, Patriarch Bodhi's heart skipped a beat, and his expression was as tragic as if he wanted to die generously!

Zhang Qiling waved his hand, and the brothers once again worked together to stomp on the burning crotch of Patriarch Bodhi. By the time the fire was extinguished, the stick in Patriarch Bodhi's mouth had been bitten into two pieces!

It looks very miserable!
But then another bowl of wine was poured over, and the flames rekindled again!
"Damn it, it's time for you to pay back the money!"

"Hey, do you need to be so fierce?"

"If you don't pay back the money, I'll ruin your face!"

"Didn't I pay you back last month?"

"Pay it back? Yes, yes, it's been paid back!"

Chun Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing are still continuing to act. The eyes of Patriarch Bodhi are not only despair, but his heart is broken at this time!My eyes are really bleeding and my heart is gray...

Zhang Qiling smacked his tongue secretly in his heart, there is nothing more poisonous than a woman's heart!
Fortunately, Patriarch Bodhi came to top the bag, otherwise... tsk tsk... my lower body would have been trampled to pieces even if it hadn't been scorched!

"You are getting old and your memory is failing."

"Yes."

"Forget it, I was wrong just now!"

Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing exchanged cups, drank happily, talked and laughed happily, not to mention how happy they were.

"Cut it, it's all burnt." Zhang Qiling handed over a big knife.

"It's better than nothing." Patriarch Bodhi burst into tears. He didn't expect that he would suffer such a disaster at his age. He was so angry that he simply pulled the burned loincloth and raised his arms. With a wave: "Brothers, show up!"

"Yes!" The others responded by removing the sham charms one after another.

"Two monsters, come out and die!" Ancestor Bodhi pulled a piece of rag aside and casually tied it around his waist. He wanted to fight the two monsters to the death and avenge his tortured little brother!

"Hey? Where did my universe bag go?"

"Here is the Qiankun bag!" Zhang Qiling's transformed Second Master, appeared behind Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing, flatteringly said, "Master, they want to harm you!"

Patriarch Bodhi was furious: "Traitor, you dare to betray us!"

Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing raised their heads and laughed.

Zhang Qiling picked up two Qiankun bags, put them on the heads of the two witches at the same time, and took them in instantly!
"You are laughing at me! You two stinky bitches dare to burn our eldest brother's little brother. You are simply seeking death!" Zhang Qiling pretended to be indignant to calm down the inner anger of Patriarch Bodhi.

"Good brother, have a sense of loyalty! This trick is a good trick!" Seeing this, Patriarch Bodhi was very happy, and stopped thinking about Zhang Qiling's schemes against him.

Zhang Qiling stepped forward and bumped fists with Patriarch Bodhi: "Of course! Brother, I have always been able to distinguish right from wrong, and my righteousness is beyond the sky!"

"My ancestor Bodhi took off his briefs in order to subdue the demons. Now that he has successfully subdued these two monsters, it is considered that he did not suffer from the fire in vain!" Then it became what it was originally.

Zhang Qiling was thinking about how to find Pansi Cave, and whether to release Bai Jingjing after returning to the room for questioning.

At this time, there was chaos on the mountain. The Bull Demon King suddenly descended from the sky and threatened Patriarch Bodhi: "Ancestor Bodhi, if you don't hand over Tang Sanzang today, you will die!"

Patriarch Bodhi pointed at Zhang Qiling: "Stop talking nonsense, you asked Sun Wukong!"

The Bull Demon King was shocked, and looked at Zhang Qiling at the side: "Is he my sworn brother Sun Wukong?"

Zhang Qiling secretly complained in her heart. 500 years ago, the Supreme Treasure prevented the Zixia Fairy and the Bull Demon King from getting married. Now that they see themselves 500 years later, are old sorrows and new hatreds settled together?

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how could I be Sun Wukong? I am Zhang Qiling, if you want to change your name or surname, if you don't believe me, ask these brothers under me!" Zhang Qiling looked behind, damn, where did everyone go?

"Hmph, I'll arrest you first and then we'll talk about whether it's true or not!" The Bull Demon King was about to arrest someone while he was talking.

Zhang Qiling saw that Patriarch Bodhi did not want to provoke the Bull Demon King and betrayed himself. This guy could not be counted on.Right and left, the Supreme Treasure was finally brought back to Pansi Cave by Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing. Let's simply release these two goblins to fight against the Bull Demon King!
Wouldn't this kill two birds with one stone? !

Zhang Qiling opened the Qiankun Bag and released Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing: "I am the Tuoshi Sun Wukong you are looking for, take me to Pansi Cave!"

They also heard the conversation between Patriarch Bodhi and the Bull Demon King just now, so they no longer doubted it. In order to prevent the Bull Demon King from taking Zhang Qiling away, they fought with the Bull Demon King.

"Where are you demon girls? Report your names!" Bull Demon King asked.

"Pansi Daxian's disciple Spider Spirit (Bone Spirit)!" The two women showed no sign of weakness.

The Bull Demon King said disdainfully: "When I met your patriarch, Great Immortal Pansi, you two didn't know where you were! How dare you act presumptuously with me! I'll kill whoever dares to stand in my way today!"

(End of this chapter)