Uchiha's Dimensional Invasion Plan
Chapter 2 Ninja School
Chapter 2 Ninja School
After walking a few steps, a child about his age bumped into him in a hurry.
With a plop, the boy didn't move at all, and the boy fell to the ground instead.
"terribly sorry!"
He quickly got up and patted the dirt, and ran to the side in panic without even seeing anyone clearly.
Glancing at the boy, Jie thought to himself, the eye-catching goggles and Uchiha's family emblem, the whole Konoha is probably only Uchiha Obito.
I'm only going to prepare breakfast now, and I'm sure I'm late today.
When Jie came to the school gate, there were already a lot of people standing here, because it was the first time to go to school, many of these children were accompanied by their parents.
Everyone stood at the gate of the school with smiles on their faces, chatting with each other in low voices.
A few years after the end of World War II, Konoha made money from the war. In addition, many people died and the support was reduced. Now every family is not sad.
Feeling full of warmth and thinking about sex, once this day is better, it is easy to encourage other idleness, chatting and reading novels, it is at this time that it becomes popular.
The adults who are acquainted with each other gather at the door, talking to each other non-stop, but the voice is not loud or noisy.
Not long after, under the leadership of several Chunin, the children began to separate from their parents.
Some of them were younger and less xinxing, and even cried with tears in their eyes.
In this issue, there is Haruno Lin, the number one beauty in the ninja world, and his mother looks like a very gentle woman, smiling and waving at her through the iron net.
If Obito is here, take this opportunity to go up and comfort yourself, maybe you will have a chance to become a winner in life in the future.
This is one wrong move and everything is lost, and a small delay loses the future love. Of course, even if it succeeds, Madara will definitely not give him this opportunity.
Lin cried for a while and then changed to sobbing. The child was forgetful, and the sobbing stopped after a while, and instead began to look around curiously.
At this time, the third Hokage slowly came from a distance.
The noisy children immediately turned their eyes away, their surprise expressions could not be faked at all.
"Wow, it's Hokage-sama, look, this is the first time I've seen Hokage-sama."
"Tch, what is that, I can often see Hokage-sama."
"You don't know yet, Hokage-sama often comes to my house as a guest, and I even touched his beard."
"You brag."
"I'm not bragging, it's true!"
For these children who entered the ninja school at the age of four to seven, he would not comment, and he was a little worried, whether some of them would pee their pants.
Of course, this is also a joke. If you can't even use the toilet, it is impossible to pass the entrance examination for the ninja school.
If you can pass the entrance test, you must be considered mature among your peers. To use a three-word metaphor, it is called "pretending to be cold."
But not everyone is pretending to be aloof like that little white-haired guy with his face covered.
Why do you say he is pretending to be cold, because last summer, things like popsicles were just produced. In this age before refrigerators, this kind of thing is considered a luxury snack, and it is rare to see it in small places.
Once Minako took Jie to the street for shopping, and happened to meet Sakumo who was taking care of the children.
At that time, Kakashi was lying on his stomach in front of the cabinet, rolling around on the ground, hugging Sakumo's feet, crying so much that he asked Somo to buy him popsicles.
Although Shuo Mao didn't buy it for him until the end, of course, a man like Shuo Mao is definitely not because he has no money.
Although a popsicle cost 1000 taels, which was enough to feed a family of three for a day when the economy had just recovered, but for a total of two Patriarch Hatake, that amount of money must be nothing.
By the way, it doesn't matter if you buy popsicles or not, the important thing is that Xiao Baimao's disdainful and cold personality collapsed.
In contrast, the big white hair with a naughty smile on his face in the future and the little yellow book never leaves his hands, the words "pretentious" and cold seem not difficult to guess.
Of course, the obscene smile on his face is also guesswork. After all, who has never seen it while wearing a mask, but when you think of the book in your hand, the combination of the two pictures is very harmonious in your mind.
Having said that, Hizaru Sarutobi, who is in his early 40s, is an upright man, his unhurried pace, and his ability to get out of the vigorous special effects seem to be taken for granted.
The imposing manner of a big man coming out rushed towards us, and the eyes of the children who watched were shining, which caused the layers of various cowhide layers of chatter, getting higher and higher, and there was a feeling that they would not be able to fall down for a lifetime.
Jie secretly complained in his heart, a matter that can be solved by the instant body technique, he has to pretend to be a gambler, this old guy is showing off + brainwashing all the time.
San Dai came in front of a group of little kids and coughed twice to signal silence. After the children calmed down, San Dai began his brainwashing culture.
A long story full of bullshit plus threats, temptations, and encouragement, the eyes of the mentally retarded children shine, and they can't wait to go to the battlefield for Konoha immediately.
I have to say that after decades of brainwashing culture, the effect of using this call to brush children is still very good.
But the third generation also understood in their hearts that children are forgetful, and when they grow up, maybe next year, these words will be almost forgotten.
If you want to tie their hearts and let them die willingly for Konoha, you have to rely on fetters.
Having said so much, I just wanted to leave an impression in their hearts.
It began to rain lightly in the sky, and more than 100 people were quickly divided into three classes and entered the classroom one after another.
Most of these children do not have Chakra. If a large number of them catch a cold and collectively ask for leave and skip classes the next day, then the picture will become a negative teaching material for the will of fire.
When everyone had chosen their seats and sat down, a man with eyes stepped onto the podium.
As expected, he said the first sentence: My name is Mi Liubin, and I will be your teacher from today. Let the teachers get to know each other one by one starting from left to right.
As soon as the words were finished, the child on the far left in the first row stood up, and he seemed to have expected it, and said without any nervousness: "My name is Shancheng Qingye, I live in Pingyu East Street, and I am seven years old this year. ,I like."
"Okay, next"
Mi Liubin waved his hand impatiently to interrupt him, and motioned him to sit down.
Shancheng Qingye was taken aback when he heard the words, he opened his mouth slightly, looked at Mi Liubin's reflective eyes resentfully, and sat down silently.
It's hard to imagine whether a child with a big fart understands resentment.
Looking at this scene, Jie Ze thought to himself, this guy looks gentle and bookish, he seems to be a novice.
Isn't this a blow to the enthusiasm of children? Sure enough, too many people died in World War II, and the talent gap is a bit big now.
Immediately afterwards, the second white-haired kid stood up shyly and reluctantly, blushing.
"I, my name is Mizuki, and I am five years old today."
Now Mizuki still looks childish, stutters and trembles when he speaks, and his legs tremble. It seems that he is often bullied by other people, which leads to introversion and autism. No wonder his temperament changed drastically later.
Speaking of which, no one who followed Orochimaru was not a suffering master. Those who were imprisoned, abused, and put on the planing table for experiments were all tragic since childhood, and became miserable when they grew up.
Looking at Mizuki's bitter face, Jie wondered whether to help him.
"My name is Yibixi and I am five years old."
There is no scar on the scarred face, the same black clothes, the same childishness, standing up and shouting with a cool face.
"They are the same, they are eight years old this year."
This wouldn't be a catch from three to ten years old, this guy is half older than Kakashi, Jie has a strong urge to read the admission notice list.
After everyone finished introducing themselves, Mi Liubin picked up the textbook and began to give lectures.
To be a ninja, you must first be able to read and write. If you can't read, you can't even understand basic information.
So half of the knowledge this year will be ninja history, Konoha culture, basic arithmetic logic and various regulations.
Of course the most important 1+1=?And reading and writing names will not be left behind.
It seems that the curriculum is cumbersome and compact, and it is extremely high-end, but in reality, after reading it to the end, it is at most a junior high school culture.
As a ninja, it is enough to know how to fight, and pretend to be a literary youth.
A child like Kai whose intelligence just broke seventy, God knows, can't read all the words, and it's not that there are no mental retardation in Ninja School.
Speaking of Akai, I have to say that Jiraiya is an alternative. Although he also looks carefree, in fact, even Naruto and Sasuke may not have Jiraiya and be smart.
Those who can write novels really have two brushes. In the book of memory, Jiraiya's wisdom is 9, although it is worse than Uchiha Itachi's full 10.
But compared to Akai's 4, Zuo Ming's 7 and 6, I don't know how much higher, and they can be used as the dividing line between retarded and genius.
For Mi Liubin to teach these things, Jie has long been familiar with it. It is not too simple for an adult to learn physics and mathematics in elementary and middle school, as well as children's logical judgment.
He tapped the names of his classmates in his mind, and there was no doubt that he was assigned to the elite class.
The way to judge the elite class is extremely simple. A class with Kakashi, Maitekai, Asma and others must be an elite class.
The others are all dragon classes, commonly known as cannon fodder classes. Three generations can't send their sons to cannon fodder concentration camps.
As for how Obito, who was originally low in all items, was assigned to this class, I guess it can only be said to be a coincidence.
Maybe Uchiha's identity is at play, so it can be regarded as Kagero's relatives, and Sandai is not purely ruthless and unrighteous. It is nothing to go out of the back door to help brothers' relatives.
Just as he was talking about Obito, the classroom door was pushed open with a bang, and Obito stood at the door dripping wet, hunched over and said apologetically, "Sorry, I'm late."
"What's your name, your family lives under the waterfall in the back mountain?"
Although this sentence was a bit heart-wrenching, it expressed the doubts in Mi Liubin's heart. It was nearly two hours late. Could it be that the rain was too heavy and he came by boat?
"No, no, my name is Uchiha Obito, my home is at No. 18 East Commercial Street, because there is a puppy homeless on the road, so, so."
Obito's cheeks were flushed, and when he was young, he hadn't reached the time when he would tell lies and lie, and his face would not change when he told lies.
No. 18 Commercial Street, Uchiha Clan, Mirubin waved his hand: Forget it, go in quickly, don't catch a cold.
(End of this chapter)
After walking a few steps, a child about his age bumped into him in a hurry.
With a plop, the boy didn't move at all, and the boy fell to the ground instead.
"terribly sorry!"
He quickly got up and patted the dirt, and ran to the side in panic without even seeing anyone clearly.
Glancing at the boy, Jie thought to himself, the eye-catching goggles and Uchiha's family emblem, the whole Konoha is probably only Uchiha Obito.
I'm only going to prepare breakfast now, and I'm sure I'm late today.
When Jie came to the school gate, there were already a lot of people standing here, because it was the first time to go to school, many of these children were accompanied by their parents.
Everyone stood at the gate of the school with smiles on their faces, chatting with each other in low voices.
A few years after the end of World War II, Konoha made money from the war. In addition, many people died and the support was reduced. Now every family is not sad.
Feeling full of warmth and thinking about sex, once this day is better, it is easy to encourage other idleness, chatting and reading novels, it is at this time that it becomes popular.
The adults who are acquainted with each other gather at the door, talking to each other non-stop, but the voice is not loud or noisy.
Not long after, under the leadership of several Chunin, the children began to separate from their parents.
Some of them were younger and less xinxing, and even cried with tears in their eyes.
In this issue, there is Haruno Lin, the number one beauty in the ninja world, and his mother looks like a very gentle woman, smiling and waving at her through the iron net.
If Obito is here, take this opportunity to go up and comfort yourself, maybe you will have a chance to become a winner in life in the future.
This is one wrong move and everything is lost, and a small delay loses the future love. Of course, even if it succeeds, Madara will definitely not give him this opportunity.
Lin cried for a while and then changed to sobbing. The child was forgetful, and the sobbing stopped after a while, and instead began to look around curiously.
At this time, the third Hokage slowly came from a distance.
The noisy children immediately turned their eyes away, their surprise expressions could not be faked at all.
"Wow, it's Hokage-sama, look, this is the first time I've seen Hokage-sama."
"Tch, what is that, I can often see Hokage-sama."
"You don't know yet, Hokage-sama often comes to my house as a guest, and I even touched his beard."
"You brag."
"I'm not bragging, it's true!"
For these children who entered the ninja school at the age of four to seven, he would not comment, and he was a little worried, whether some of them would pee their pants.
Of course, this is also a joke. If you can't even use the toilet, it is impossible to pass the entrance examination for the ninja school.
If you can pass the entrance test, you must be considered mature among your peers. To use a three-word metaphor, it is called "pretending to be cold."
But not everyone is pretending to be aloof like that little white-haired guy with his face covered.
Why do you say he is pretending to be cold, because last summer, things like popsicles were just produced. In this age before refrigerators, this kind of thing is considered a luxury snack, and it is rare to see it in small places.
Once Minako took Jie to the street for shopping, and happened to meet Sakumo who was taking care of the children.
At that time, Kakashi was lying on his stomach in front of the cabinet, rolling around on the ground, hugging Sakumo's feet, crying so much that he asked Somo to buy him popsicles.
Although Shuo Mao didn't buy it for him until the end, of course, a man like Shuo Mao is definitely not because he has no money.
Although a popsicle cost 1000 taels, which was enough to feed a family of three for a day when the economy had just recovered, but for a total of two Patriarch Hatake, that amount of money must be nothing.
By the way, it doesn't matter if you buy popsicles or not, the important thing is that Xiao Baimao's disdainful and cold personality collapsed.
In contrast, the big white hair with a naughty smile on his face in the future and the little yellow book never leaves his hands, the words "pretentious" and cold seem not difficult to guess.
Of course, the obscene smile on his face is also guesswork. After all, who has never seen it while wearing a mask, but when you think of the book in your hand, the combination of the two pictures is very harmonious in your mind.
Having said that, Hizaru Sarutobi, who is in his early 40s, is an upright man, his unhurried pace, and his ability to get out of the vigorous special effects seem to be taken for granted.
The imposing manner of a big man coming out rushed towards us, and the eyes of the children who watched were shining, which caused the layers of various cowhide layers of chatter, getting higher and higher, and there was a feeling that they would not be able to fall down for a lifetime.
Jie secretly complained in his heart, a matter that can be solved by the instant body technique, he has to pretend to be a gambler, this old guy is showing off + brainwashing all the time.
San Dai came in front of a group of little kids and coughed twice to signal silence. After the children calmed down, San Dai began his brainwashing culture.
A long story full of bullshit plus threats, temptations, and encouragement, the eyes of the mentally retarded children shine, and they can't wait to go to the battlefield for Konoha immediately.
I have to say that after decades of brainwashing culture, the effect of using this call to brush children is still very good.
But the third generation also understood in their hearts that children are forgetful, and when they grow up, maybe next year, these words will be almost forgotten.
If you want to tie their hearts and let them die willingly for Konoha, you have to rely on fetters.
Having said so much, I just wanted to leave an impression in their hearts.
It began to rain lightly in the sky, and more than 100 people were quickly divided into three classes and entered the classroom one after another.
Most of these children do not have Chakra. If a large number of them catch a cold and collectively ask for leave and skip classes the next day, then the picture will become a negative teaching material for the will of fire.
When everyone had chosen their seats and sat down, a man with eyes stepped onto the podium.
As expected, he said the first sentence: My name is Mi Liubin, and I will be your teacher from today. Let the teachers get to know each other one by one starting from left to right.
As soon as the words were finished, the child on the far left in the first row stood up, and he seemed to have expected it, and said without any nervousness: "My name is Shancheng Qingye, I live in Pingyu East Street, and I am seven years old this year. ,I like."
"Okay, next"
Mi Liubin waved his hand impatiently to interrupt him, and motioned him to sit down.
Shancheng Qingye was taken aback when he heard the words, he opened his mouth slightly, looked at Mi Liubin's reflective eyes resentfully, and sat down silently.
It's hard to imagine whether a child with a big fart understands resentment.
Looking at this scene, Jie Ze thought to himself, this guy looks gentle and bookish, he seems to be a novice.
Isn't this a blow to the enthusiasm of children? Sure enough, too many people died in World War II, and the talent gap is a bit big now.
Immediately afterwards, the second white-haired kid stood up shyly and reluctantly, blushing.
"I, my name is Mizuki, and I am five years old today."
Now Mizuki still looks childish, stutters and trembles when he speaks, and his legs tremble. It seems that he is often bullied by other people, which leads to introversion and autism. No wonder his temperament changed drastically later.
Speaking of which, no one who followed Orochimaru was not a suffering master. Those who were imprisoned, abused, and put on the planing table for experiments were all tragic since childhood, and became miserable when they grew up.
Looking at Mizuki's bitter face, Jie wondered whether to help him.
"My name is Yibixi and I am five years old."
There is no scar on the scarred face, the same black clothes, the same childishness, standing up and shouting with a cool face.
"They are the same, they are eight years old this year."
This wouldn't be a catch from three to ten years old, this guy is half older than Kakashi, Jie has a strong urge to read the admission notice list.
After everyone finished introducing themselves, Mi Liubin picked up the textbook and began to give lectures.
To be a ninja, you must first be able to read and write. If you can't read, you can't even understand basic information.
So half of the knowledge this year will be ninja history, Konoha culture, basic arithmetic logic and various regulations.
Of course the most important 1+1=?And reading and writing names will not be left behind.
It seems that the curriculum is cumbersome and compact, and it is extremely high-end, but in reality, after reading it to the end, it is at most a junior high school culture.
As a ninja, it is enough to know how to fight, and pretend to be a literary youth.
A child like Kai whose intelligence just broke seventy, God knows, can't read all the words, and it's not that there are no mental retardation in Ninja School.
Speaking of Akai, I have to say that Jiraiya is an alternative. Although he also looks carefree, in fact, even Naruto and Sasuke may not have Jiraiya and be smart.
Those who can write novels really have two brushes. In the book of memory, Jiraiya's wisdom is 9, although it is worse than Uchiha Itachi's full 10.
But compared to Akai's 4, Zuo Ming's 7 and 6, I don't know how much higher, and they can be used as the dividing line between retarded and genius.
For Mi Liubin to teach these things, Jie has long been familiar with it. It is not too simple for an adult to learn physics and mathematics in elementary and middle school, as well as children's logical judgment.
He tapped the names of his classmates in his mind, and there was no doubt that he was assigned to the elite class.
The way to judge the elite class is extremely simple. A class with Kakashi, Maitekai, Asma and others must be an elite class.
The others are all dragon classes, commonly known as cannon fodder classes. Three generations can't send their sons to cannon fodder concentration camps.
As for how Obito, who was originally low in all items, was assigned to this class, I guess it can only be said to be a coincidence.
Maybe Uchiha's identity is at play, so it can be regarded as Kagero's relatives, and Sandai is not purely ruthless and unrighteous. It is nothing to go out of the back door to help brothers' relatives.
Just as he was talking about Obito, the classroom door was pushed open with a bang, and Obito stood at the door dripping wet, hunched over and said apologetically, "Sorry, I'm late."
"What's your name, your family lives under the waterfall in the back mountain?"
Although this sentence was a bit heart-wrenching, it expressed the doubts in Mi Liubin's heart. It was nearly two hours late. Could it be that the rain was too heavy and he came by boat?
"No, no, my name is Uchiha Obito, my home is at No. 18 East Commercial Street, because there is a puppy homeless on the road, so, so."
Obito's cheeks were flushed, and when he was young, he hadn't reached the time when he would tell lies and lie, and his face would not change when he told lies.
No. 18 Commercial Street, Uchiha Clan, Mirubin waved his hand: Forget it, go in quickly, don't catch a cold.
(End of this chapter)
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