This Hokage is not bloody

Chapter 52 Dirty Pills

Chapter 52 Dirty Pills
Delivering newspaper and milk is very simple. You don't need to go into the house, you just need to put it in a box outside the yard.

The memory is very good when it rains. After reading it a few times, I will write down the route information in my heart.

It only took half an hour to deliver the civilian area in charge. After going back to replenish the goods, I was ready to go to the Inuzuka clan. It must be delivered before everyone goes to work and school, so that they can drink milk on the breakfast table. on the newspaper.

Because I have plenty of time, I even pick up a newspaper by myself when it rains, and read it while walking.

What surprised Yu Shi was that there were still a lot of war information in the newspaper. Although it could not be called a secret, it was published in the newspaper in such a grandiose manner.

"Yanyin in Beixiqiao Town has been driven away, and the route has been restored..."

"The mine that was taken away by Sha Yin a year ago was successfully recaptured..."

"...a wild ninja that was raging in a certain place was hunted down, and the townspeople made delicious food to reward the ninja."

……

When it was raining, I saw Konoha flourishing, full of victory messages, as if there were no ninja sacrifices.

This is naturally impossible, the newspaper is just a tool to maintain the stability of the villagers, and there are naturally countless ninjas bleeding to death behind them.

After flipping through a few pages, most of them are advertisements of the Konoha store, what exotic products have been bought in the store, what new clothes have been bought, what is the price of vegetables today...

Yu Shi was not interested in these things, so he passed by after a few glances, and finally on the school board, Yu Shi saw a big title: "The Strongest Ninja School Student Competition"

The content is roughly as follows: Any student in the school can participate, and the top three can get rewards, and the time is set in seven days.

Yu Shi really wanted to participate, and Konoha's rewards would definitely not be worse than Yu Yin's, but it's a pity that black households like him would never be able to sign up.

……

Um?what does it taste like...

He was approaching the Inuzuka Clan, and suddenly stopped in the rain. Even with his sensitive nerves, he also had a keen sense of smell, and an indescribable stench entered his nose.

Although the smell is unpleasant, but the task has to continue to be done when it rains, so we can only continue to move forward with the strange smell.

"Hey... are you new here, kid? Put the milk here, you can go away!"

Just after turning a corner, a black, hairy, four-legged, round-headed, ear-smelling, foul-smelling creature appeared in front of the rain.

"What are you?" Yu Shi asked with a frown.

"Huh? Say it again? You ask me what it is?" The black creature bared its teeth and moved its head.

"What...animal are you?" Yu Shi also discovered his language problem.

"Hey, everyone has two eyes and one mouth, so you are whoever you are!" The black creature stared and heard this question for the first time.

"You don't look like a human being." Yu Shi replied after looking carefully.

"What?! Could it be that I'm a dog!" The black creature showed a mocking and frightened expression.

"Are you a dog?" Yu Shi seemed to be very disgusted, and took two steps back. In his cognition, a dog is the dirtiest, lazy and stupid thing in the world.

"Hey, it's interesting, the milkman is an idiot today!" The black dog smiled with his mouth open.

"Dogs can talk?" Yu Shi frowned, completely unaware that a creature like a dog could speak human language.

"Huh? You fucking idiot can talk, sir, I can't?" The black dog tilted his head as if he had heard something funny.

Dogs are indeed the filthiest thing in the world... Yushi didn't want to cause trouble, so he planned to take a detour and leave.

"What? Don't think that if you pretend to be a fool, you won't rob me? Put down the milk for the uncle! For your filial piety, the dog will let you live!" The black dog dragged a broken chain around the rain before.

"You didn't order milk!" Yu Shi made a vigilant gesture, regretting that he didn't bring a weapon, and he didn't expect that Konoha, who was peaceful on the surface, would actually have such a dirty thing as a dog.

Looking at the iron chain that the dog broke, the strength is definitely not weak.

"Huh? Didn't I order milk? I ordered the bottle of milk that you get as a reward every day. From today onwards, it's mine." The black dog walked around in the rain, dragging the chain jingling on purpose .

While it was raining, he was contemplative on the surface, but his eyes were fixed on the black dog's pace, and he was ready to kick its balls when he found the right moment.

"Dirty Pill! You're running out to bully people again!" A little girl wearing sloppy clothes, disheveled hair, two red paints on her face, and flip-flops rushed over.

"Huh? Huahua?...No...I just came out to get some newspaper and milk, and I'm also a good dog who takes care of the family..." Dirty pill shrank his head, and completely lost the anger he had before.

"Father said, if you can't change your temper, you're going to be sold! It's really affecting the image of the Inuzuka clan!" The scruffy girl twisted Zouwan's ear and cursed childishly.

"Oh? To whom? I hope it's Qiu Dao's barbecue restaurant." Dirty Maru said nonchalantly.

"Hmph, sell it outside the village! People outside the village eat dog meat!" the little girl exclaimed angrily.

"Cut...I still eat human flesh..." Dirty Wan licked his mouth, but he didn't dare to speak too loudly. After all, he was the daughter of the patriarch's family, so he couldn't afford to offend her.

"Go back to me! Otherwise, let the magic pill come out and catch you back!" The little girl jumped up angrily.

"Cut...people...dogs...milk...a dog without an owner is not hurt..." Zouwan walked unsteadily into the clan field.

"I'm sorry... the new courier brother, my name is Inuzuka Hana, Zoumaru lost his owner for some reason, and he was not raised well from an early age, so I caused you trouble..." Inuzuka Hana bowed again and again.

When it was raining, he pressed the brim of his hat and said in a low voice, "How can this dog be sold..."

Before leaving, Yuba confessed that if this mission still fails, he should be asked to bring a dog back and show Yushi that the dog is more capable than him.

Now the mission must have failed, this Dirty Pill should suit Yuba's temper very well.

"Ah? Do you want to buy dirty pills? This requires the consent of the family. Let me ask for you." Inuzuka Hana replied after thinking for a while.

It's not that the Inuzuka family doesn't sell dogs, but they also have to look at what kind of person the owner is. For example, they recently trained reconnaissance dogs for the Hatake family.

Dirty pill has a very bad temper, and he often goes to the village to make trouble, chasing cats, grabbing things, and even scolding people. He is often caught by the Uchiha security team and brought back. The patriarch has to apologize countless times every month...

Now someone wants to buy dirty pills?

Nodded in the rain, he has no money for the time being.

"I'm going to deliver the newspaper." Yu Shi put on a hat and lowered his head, but Inuzuka Hana, who was a little shorter, looked away.

"What grade is brother in?" Inuzuka Hana blushed suddenly, and tidied up the messy clothes she was wearing.

"I didn't go to ninja school, the time is almost up, I'm delivering the newspaper." Yu Shi didn't want to cause trouble.

"Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. You put things on the ground and bark like this, and the dogs will come to get the newspaper by themselves." Inuzuka Hana let out a long whistle.

Dozens of dogs ran out from all the yards of the Inuzuka clan in an instant, rushing towards them wagging their tails and bringing dust with them, while Zoumaru went against them, walking on his own with his head down:

"Cut... giving the master a newspaper or something... the most boring thing."

Surrounded by a group of dogs during the rain, his face was pale, and he wished he could throw away his things and run away.

"Don't be afraid, the dogs are very good, just pass them the newspaper and milk." Inuzuka Hana guided beside him.

Yu Shi stiffened his hands and took out the newspapers one by one and handed them to the dogs. The dogs ran back obediently with the newspapers in their mouths. Those who only ordered milk sat on the ground and waited obediently.

What should have taken about half an hour was done in just a few minutes.

"How is it? The dogs are great!" Inuzuka Hana said triumphantly.

"Well... I still have work, so I'm leaving first." Yu Shi lowered his head and ran towards the post office.

(End of this chapter)

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