This Hokage is not bloody

Chapter 426 Teacher Bliss
The fifth grade of Bliss Ninja School is the graduation class. Twenty qualified students were put into Class A of the fifth year. While experiencing the world in Five Stars, they also met a strange teacher.

Itachi's shadow clone is sitting in the classroom, staring at the book without saying a word, the main body still went to training somewhere, he is an excellent graduate of Konoha, the things in the classroom are no longer difficult for him, the rest People were joking and playing in the classroom.

But the teacher who came in today is a little strange. It is not a human being. Its head is a huge yellow leather ball, which still reflects elastic luster under the sun. On the face of the huge ball is pea-sized eyes. The big mouth of the whole face kept a funny grin, revealing a row of neat white teeth. Under the black robe were eight slender tentacles, swimming in like an octopus.

The bustling classroom suddenly fell silent, looking at this strange yellow creature.

"Look at a ball coming in!! It looks so funny..." Kidomaru held his belly and laughed.

"Really, it's still very elastic!" Tayuya walked over to hug her, squeezed her, and made a creaking and smooth rubbing sound.

"Changed... changed color...!" Kidomaru said in surprise.

Sure enough, Tayuya looked back and saw that the yellow ball had turned into pink skin, his cheeks were flushed even more, and his smile became obscene.

"Tayuya leave him quickly, he's an old dog!" Zuo Jin yelled.

Snapped!
No one saw how the hand came out, Zuojin had already been knocked into the air, after a few yellow afterimages, Zuojin was bound by bandages and hung upside down in the middle of the classroom.

"!!!" Before Tayuya could react, he had been picked up by the tentacles and put back in his seat.

The yellow creature swam to the podium, straightened its clothes, coughed twice, and smiled even wider: "Ahem... It's the first time we meet, I am the head teacher of this year's Class A of the fifth year, and also your teacher...you can call me ...Master Bliss...hehehehe..."

"During the days when we get along, you must do everything possible to kill me... Only in this way can you graduate handsomely... Hehehehe..."

When playing games, the most boring thing is to be a bystander. The bliss demon is not satisfied with watching the students struggle in the other world. He wants to experience the fun in person, so he transformed himself into an excellent educator By.

"Kill you, right? I can do it now!" An impatient student slapped the table, pulled out his long knife, jumped up and slashed at Teacher Ji Le who was still talking there.

"I'm impatient, I haven't heard the rules clearly, how can I do it? If you accidentally kill me, wouldn't I lose face?" Teacher Ji Le put on various enchanting poses to dodge the attack.

Picking, stabbing, chopping, slashing, the student was killed by Riki Hanzo, and every attack he made was impeccably perfect, but he just couldn't hit Teacher Ji Le, only 1 mm away, every time The difference was 1mm, it was so close, yet as far away as a moat in the sky, he was so angry that he attacked even more violently.

"The rule is... in my class... you are not allowed to miss class!" With an afterimage, the student slashed at nothing and fell to the ground, unable to recover. Teacher Ji Le had already run in front of Itachi, and the yellow tentacles kept exerting force Poke Itachi's forehead.

"Skipping class in the first class, I don't give you any face, I will give you small shoes, wear small shoes, bastard! I hate this, I will record it, and your training tasks will be doubled, doubled!!!" Teacher Ji Le's yellow skin was so angry darkened.

Some students don't know what kind of nerves Mr. Ji Le is on. Suddenly, there was a bang, and Itachi's shadow clone turned into a cloud of smoke. Head towards Ninja School.

"Hmph... the second rule is... don't make me angry! As a funny teacher, I have undergone strict training. No matter what happens, I need to keep a funny expression at all times, and I must never get angry unless it really annoys me Me, for example, I'm a lecher or something." Teacher Ji Le's color suddenly changed to an angry orange.

"If you have any questions... You can ask questions now. I can give you three chances. No matter what kind of questions you have, I will tell you kindly and unconditionally." Teacher Ji Le returned to his original laughing and funny look, with two tentacles Waving wildly.

Some students in the classroom still haven't recovered, whispering to each other.

"Hey! Yellow ball, are you shitting?" Tayuya suddenly stood up and said loudly.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Teacher Ji Le's color gradually changed to blue representing embarrassment, and he stretched out his tentacles and scratched his head.

"Hey, Tayuya, you should ask some meaningful questions!" Kidomaru growled.

"I just want to know! Such a strange thing, if you don't shit, can you eat it? Where did the food go?" Duoyu looked at the octopus-like teacher Ji Le nonchalantly.

"Well...if you ask me that way, I can tell you that I eat...the food I eat is your happiness, and the excrement I pull out is evil energy, um...evil energy is what builds the inner world The main components are..."

"Um...that's what you say..."

With a ding, a light flashed on Teacher Ji Le's head.

"You guys are eating shit!!"

"..." The faces of a group of students turned black instantly.

"Okay, I'll feed the grown-up children with feces and piss. Do you have any questions to ask?" Teacher Ji Le, who seemed to have got a new meme, smiled even more proudly, grinning to the back of his head.

"Teacher Bliss... Bliss... Evil Demon... Happiness Sucking... Teacher, you can't be the monster Bliss who gave us the soul-destroying kiss!?" Quan covered his mouth in horror, if only from the appearance Well, the bliss demon and the bliss teacher are still a bit similar, both are octopus-shaped creatures, but one is ugly and scary, and the other is really funny.

"Bingo, I am the most handsome, smartest, wittiest, and the fastest demon in the world... Bliss... my lord... what's going on with you..."

Teacher Ji Le suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, the whole classroom was full of substantive killing intent, and every student's expression was murderous.

"Old dog of bliss... killed... you... oh..." Tayuya forcefully spit out a few words one by one.

"Let me down, let me kill him, kill him!" Zuo Jin was still hanging upside down on the beam, shaking the bandages constantly.

Jirobo crushed the bag of potato chips on the desk, his face gradually became grim.

Even Quan, who has always been gentle, clenched his fists, his eyes full of anger.

Suddenly, the whole classroom rioted, and all kinds of ninja tools were thrown at Mr. Ji Le, followed by the siege and killing of nineteen people.

“啊啊啊啊……死定了死定了，为什么一言不合就动手，我一定就会被砍死的啊……”极乐老师狼狈的逃窜。

"Kill..." The students kept chasing and killing, and all kinds of ninjutsu swarmed in. How many times have they been kissed by soul-destroying in this year, even the best Itachi is no less than ten times. The feeling of life is worse than death.

"Ahh...don't blame me...it's your master Moying's order. People can't be too nice, dogs can't be fed too much...appropriate punishment can motivate you..." Teacher Ji Le was surrounded by a group of people He stabbed him with a knife and a sword, and shook his body frantically, turning into a yellow whirlwind, dodging all attacks 100%.

"Fart, if Master Moying didn't build a village, I would still be playing with urine and mud in the field, and even slander Lord Moying, I should be killed!" The students' responses were full of the people they had never met. A sense of phantom worship.

"Ahhhh...don't speed up any more, I'm almost unable to dodge..." Teacher Ji Le screamed loudly, as if he had really run out of fuel, forcing the students to squeeze their physical limits and attack.

An hour later...the ground was covered with muddy students paralyzed on the ground.

"Huh... I... can't hit it anymore..." Jirofang seemed to feel that his arm was not his own, and he could no longer swing the giant hammer.

"That's really... such a pity... I also have no strength at all... If I do it again... I'm going to die..." Teacher Ji Le was panting, lying limply on the ground, as if he had been deflated The balloon, only a layer of flat yellow skin remained.

"Bastard octopus ball... That's what you said 10 minutes ago..." Tayuya gritted his teeth and used his last bit of strength to lift up Kunai, and poked hard at the yellow tentacles in front of him.

Ding!Kunai hit the ground, and the tentacles of bliss shrank back again.

"...!!!" Tayuya fainted out of anger.

"Is there no one who can move... I really don't have the strength to hide..." Teacher Ji Le tentatively asked.

With a bang, the teacher's door was pulled open, and itachi, who skipped class, panted slightly, and finally rushed back, but what he saw was a mess all over the place.

"Itachi... kill it quickly..." Quan said with difficulty.

"Hey! The kid who skipped class is back... Do you want to come and play together too?" Teacher Ji Le was full of energy at once, and bounced with a bang, and became round and full of elasticity.

Only then did the students realize that Ji Le had been playing tricks on them. He didn't look weak at all, and he hit the ground with hatred.

"So many people can't hurt him..." Itachi turned sideways, and secretly touched the ninja bag behind him.

Swoosh, three shurikens shot out in an instant.

"Illusion Golden Shackle Art"

"Instant Cut"

The shuriken attracts the opponent's attention, and then launches the Sharingan illusion at the same time, and finally explodes the finishing move in an instant. A series of attacks occur almost at the same time. .

Puchi...

The long ninja knife pierced the ball-like body, and a snow-white blade protruded from the back.

"Uh... so fast... As expected of the person Moying likes... the gas door is stuck... dead..."

"Puff puff puff puff..." Ji Le pursed her lips, imitating the sound of leaking air, like a balloon that had been punctured, and puffed into the sky, hitting the classroom wall with a bang bang bang, melting Make a bouncing ball without a track, jump up and down and bounce around the classroom.

In an instant, only the afterimage of the yellow linear trajectory remained in the entire classroom, and there was no way to capture where Bliss was, let alone attack.

"How is it possible..." Itachi frantically rotated the double-gouyu sharing sharing eyes. Even with such dynamic vision, he couldn't fully capture the figure of Bliss, and could barely see funny smiling faces.

"Woooooo..." Zuojin, who was still hanging upside down, rolled his eyes crazily in fright, shivering all over, not daring to move at all.

"Hit me... hit me... hit me, please eat sweets... a little bit..." Ji Le made various grimaces while bouncing, showing the name of naughty demon to the fullest.

"Looks like this is the only way to use it...to wield a shuriken..." Itachi put away his ninja sword, and quickly shot ten shurikens from the sleeve crossbow at his wrist, each of which was connected to a tenacious sword. Silver tinsel.

When the shuriken was ejected to a distance of three meters, Itachi tapped the button, and the silver wire turntable was fixed and locked immediately, and it immediately bloomed completely in the air with a strong pull, like a blooming silver flower, beautiful and deadly.

This is also the ninja tool that Itachi practiced most of the time.

"Ahhh...that's too cheating, it's actually the mechanism Hidden Sword 'Qianluo' bestowed by Lord Phantom! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ji Le held back all his strength, took a deep breath with his thumb in his mouth, and accelerated again in the small classroom space. The scalding heat generated by friction with the air made his skin glow orange.

The walls of the entire classroom trembled from the impact, and the temperature rose rapidly. The rest of the students lay on the ground with their heads in their arms, as if they did not dare to lift their heads. All they could see was an orange-red afterimage flashing across the sky filled with silver flowers. Afterimages.

"Brother Youjin...can you help me control my bladder...I feel...I can't hold it anymore..." Although Itachi had avoided the attack, Zuojin was still so frightened that his teeth chattered.

Itachi was taken aback for a moment when he heard Teacher Ji Le's words. The mechanism sleeve crossbow is the reward for killing Uchi Hanzo. Made by my brother himself...

The students had never seen Mr. Specter, but Mr. Specter had been watching them all the time.

"Thank you, big brother... the shuriken · iron tree and silver flower"

Itachi became more determined, pulled the silver thread hard, his hands danced to create afterimages, and the silver flowers in the air bloomed more widely, almost covering the entire classroom, and the rapidly spinning shuriken made a buzzing sound, like a buzzer.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Root strips.

Itachi didn't give up even in the face of Riki Hanzo, and felt despair for the first time today, because he saw Bliss actually shuttle through the hole in his shuriken, but he was still playing very happily.

"Aha, aha... It's fun, it's fun... Hurry up, hurry up..."

"Fuck the shuriken... collapse!!!" Itachi finally couldn't bear such teasing. In anger, his ten fingers were covered with chakra, and he pulled the silver thread hard, and the ten shurikens suddenly shattered into tiny fragments all over the sky. Sputtered out.

"Ah... that's too much!!! Apoof!!" Bliss instantly turned into a huge yellow drum, blocking the students on the ground.

Crackling! ! !

The fine and small shuriken fragments instantly filled the entire classroom, deeply embedded in the wall, with strong penetrating power and wide range, there is no longer a complete object in the classroom, especially on the bliss yellow skin. It was full of pieces, like a yellow sesame cake.

Even in this situation, Ji Le still did not forget to stretch out two tentacles to wrap around Zuo Jin and Itachi to protect them from being affected.

The dust settled and the movement disappeared.

With a puff, Ji Le squirmed a few times, and then returned to a ball shape, turning into a pure black angry skin. With a swish, he came to Itachi, stretched out his tentacles, and kept poking between his eyebrows.

"Look at what you've done!!! Do you want to kill all your classmates together!"

"Look, this guy is peeing!" Ji Le pointed to Zuo Jin who was hanging upside down and fainted, and there was a large pool of water stains on the ground.

"Come someone, help me chop off this hand! It's going to rot..."

"Ah... it hurts, it hurts... I feel my whole body is riddled with holes... someone will check my body..."

The bliss monster screamed and danced, like a swaying seaweed.

Itachi stared blankly at the spring on the ground, his mouth squirmed slightly, and his heart was full of regrets for losing control. If it wasn't for the protection of Bliss, their lives might be in danger...

Suddenly, Ji Le froze, rubbed her chin, and said to herself: "Did I do something stupid just now..."

"I was cloned out just to be killed by him, and to open the Sangouyu Sharingan..."

"If he didn't block it just now, would he have already opened, and I can survive..."

"Hey, never mind... The task given by the main body has to be carried out. From now on, either I will die in waves, or you will cry to death. If it is not for being funny to death, what is the point of killing..."

Bliss and madness showed a big smile.

　Warning, this is not a car. There are fishermen who string beer bottles into long strings and soak them in the sea. Octopuses like to drill into the bottles.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)