This Hokage is not bloody

Chapter 283
There are many geniuses in the world, all kinds of talents, including fighting geniuses, cooking geniuses, and Yahiko's kind of geniuses who are good at speech.

Yuhuang is a genius for telling pornographic jokes, even his master Yu Quanfeng can't match it.

The ninjas in Yuyin Village are all uneducated rough people, immersed in killing and blood all day long, the gorgeous rhetoric has no meaning, only flashy performance techniques can bring everyone into the scene, and Yuhuang is proficient This way.

Tsunade Hime is Konoha's most popular female ninja. Her posters have long been plastered on the bedsides of single men in the entire ninja world. Writers have made up countless loyal love stories based on her, but it has been passed down. , In the end, the gloomy tavern in Yuyin Village turned into a well-known pornographic story, whose credit has not been verified.

Yuhuang continued to talk vividly, a broken leg somehow could support his crazily twisting waist. At this time, everyone had already drunk a lot, and the atmosphere in the tavern became noisy, shouting loudly, Whistling, as if returning to the most glorious years of Yuyin Village.

In Yu Shikan's eyes, he was very satisfied with his decision-making. The only downside was that Yu Huang probably hadn't met Tsunade himself, but he had, and what he described...was a bit small.

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The plan to interfere with Akatsuki's propaganda has not ended here. Most of the people in the tavern are old fritter ninjas, and more young people are still attracted by Akatsuki's demonic rumors. They are Yuyin's future.

"Set up a stage opposite the Xiao organization's propaganda point, and let the maikos of Takatahara dance opposite, the more exposed the better, hehehe... Wherever they talk, we chase... I see who is still interested in listening to them Nonsense." Propaganda Minister Yu Huang rubbed his hands sinisterly and said.

"You are really a fucking talent!" Yu Fu patted Yu Huang's shoulder vigorously, the problem that was bothering them was solved by a ruffian with a bad mouth.

Smiling even when it rains, sometimes the most holy thing must be desecrated in the most filthy way.

Xiao encountered the second setback since the establishment of the organization, and their propaganda could not continue.

"Under God's watchful eye, among you people, there is blood flowing in your veins! In front of me is a group of people with unyielding beliefs! This boiling blood once flowed in the veins of our predecessors. Death struggles! Now they too are gurgling in our bodies, tell me. Would you like it to cool down!?"

Yahiko raised his hands and shouted loudly.

The teenagers in the audience were more than excited, even spurting blood.

But it's not about Yahiko's remarks, but the hot dance behind him, wearing only a few strands of Takamahara Kabuki, every movement can stir the heartstrings of this group of hot-blooded teenagers. The words go in the left ear and out the right ear, even You think Yahiko speaks too loudly, disturbing their appreciation.

Yahiko looked at the back of the head in front of him, extremely angry, but when he raised his eyes, he met the winking eyes from the dancer opposite, and was flustered for a while.

"When it's raining!!! Don't think that you can influence Akatsuki's will with these dirty tricks!!!" Yahiko growled, and just after finishing speaking, he was blushed by the wave of the dancer opposite.

The same thing happened at various publicity points in Yuyin Village, Xiaonan, Nagato, Yuxuan... and a group of core personnel.

As the god they preached, Nagato didn't even dare to look up at his followers.

Most of Xiaonan and Yuxuan's publicity points were women in Yuyin Village, and they were also caused a mess of smoke.

But the top of the tower is full of laughter.

"You haven't seen the yellow hair look like that, I bet I saw his cloak raised by a centimeter!" Yu Huang laughed, very familiar.

"It's amazing... As expected of you, those little devils are drooling faster than rain, and revive Yuyin Village... I think they can't sleep because of holding back today!" Yufu also blushed with excitement.

Sitting on the stone seat in the rain, watching the performance of the two singing together, just smiling slightly, is this my organization?A little bit of home.

At this time, the elevator suddenly moved, and the four put away their smiles, calmed down and put on a serious look to welcome the visitors.

Unexpectedly, it was four people from the Xiao organization who came out.

He walked out of the car angrily, and walked in front of Yu Shi.

"Interesting?" Yahiko asked angrily.

"Interesting." Yu Shi replied with a cold face.

Yu Fu covered his mouth and tried to hold back his smile. He didn't know how Yu Shi said such funny things with such a serious expression.

Yuhuang even twisted her thighs, laughing and twitching.

"Stupid mortals, don't try to defile the purity of gods with such low means, Akatsuki's will will civilize all ignorant human beings..." Yahiko said through gritted teeth.

"Cute girl? Where are the cute girls... are you?" Yuhuang pointed to Xiaonan and Yuxuan, patted her thigh and burst into tears.

The atmosphere at the top of the tower became weird, Yufu burst into laughter, even Yushu, who was always expressionless, couldn't help grinning, Yuyuan tried to keep serious with her face covered, but failed.

Yu Shi looked at Yu Huang and felt that he was really talented. With him, he would not have to fight with Yahiko in person.

The Xiao organization was even more angry: "You have violated the rules of the competition!"

There are regulations in the three competitions, during which it is not allowed to interfere with the opponent's actions, let alone assassinations and sneak attacks.

"No, we just happened to choose the opposite of you as a propaganda point." Yu Shi said.

"We changed to another place to give a speech, why did we still follow?" Yahiko said angrily.

"It just so happens that we also want to change places." Yu Shi said lightly.

"It's just right...! I want to ask what you are preaching?!" Yahiko roared again.

Yushi signaled Yuhuang to answer.

"We... stupid mortals how to let go of our true selves..." Yuhuang imitated Yahiko's way of speaking, with his hands open and his face looking sacred.

"Dirty thoughts..." Yahiko frowned.

"Don't talk nonsense, our thoughts are noble! Tsk tsk, it's scary..." Yuhuang said with a smirk.

"..." Yahiko finally realized that he would never be able to convince a group of hooligans without conviction.

"God will make you pay the price." He could only put down his harsh words.

"Don't forget, this is war... even if there is no bloodshed." Yu Shi still felt that they were naive, even though their beliefs had changed, they were still too naive.

"Let's go..." Yahiko negotiated to no avail, turned and left.

"Master Huang is amazing... Shut up that godly mouth." Yu Fu raised his fingers.

"This is called a toad on a swan, and one thing falls on another..."

Yu Shi nodded and looked at this uncle who looked a bit like Yuba.

"Then...?" Yuhuang asked cautiously.

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(End of this chapter)