This Hokage is not bloody
Chapter 184 Horror Illusion 45
Chapter 184 Horror Illusion 45
When I came to Muye Village, the weather was very bad today, and there was thick fog everywhere. Even in the daytime, the sunlight could not shine in, and the visibility was only more than ten meters.
He is a police officer in the rain, he has no dreams, he has a sweet tooth, he always spends all his salary, and he just eats and waits to die every day.
He doesn't want to get married, and he doesn't want to become strong, so he lives lazily, and when he dies, he finds a cemetery where he can bask in the sun, and never gets dug out. This is his only goal.
Walking on the street full of fog without energy, his job is to go shopping in the morning, eat, and go shopping in the afternoon.
Walking along the path on the street, there are countless gossips floating in the fog, but no one can be seen.
"Yesterday's child was so delicious."
"The boss ordered a coffin, just my body."
"Where's the head? Who saw my head?"
……
"I'm so hungry... Didn't you have breakfast?" Yu Shi touched his pocket, there was still a lot of money in it, remembering that he just paid his salary yesterday.
Walk to a shop called "Dead Man's Bento Shop" on the side of the street.
"Boss." Yu Shi called out lazily.
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
With his back facing the rain, the fat headed boss was chopping something vigorously, and every time he slashed hard, a puddle of blood would splash.
Hearing the sound of rain, the boss turned around, as if he had just been injured, his face was full of fresh wounds, which were stitched up poorly with black silk thread, and blood was still flowing drop by drop.
"Signature Bento..." Put 200 taels of coins on the counter during the rain.
The boss swept the money down with his huge hand, took a box of dirty bento from the dark place, and threw it heavily on the counter.
"It's really rude." Yushi picked up the bento box and ate while walking.
The lunch box was a black mess, the thick juice and paste mixed together, and some rice grains could barely be seen, and the whole gave off a strange fishy smell.
"The appearance is really bad..." Yushi felt that it was not worth the price, but the police officers were not paid well, so they couldn't waste the food they spent money on.
Yu Shi sent a small spoonful to his mouth.
Despite their disgusting appearance, these pastes are surprisingly tasty.The gravy and the sweet and tough broken rice are intertwined, and the strong umami taste bursts between the teeth, which brings a strange sense of satisfaction to the tongue. Even after swallowing this mouthful, the aftertaste still reverberates between the lips and teeth. sweet!
I'm going to eat this again tomorrow, I thought in my heart, I chewed but I bit into a piece of flexible stuff.Is it undercooked?It seems that the boss is not perfect yet...
With regret, he spat out the piece of meat in his mouth.
It's a finger that still has teeth marks!
"The boss was really careless, he cut his finger while cooking." Yu Shi picked out the severed finger, threw it in the trash can, and continued to eat the rest of the meal.
"I'm full... I just want to lie down for a while, and nothing will happen in the village anyway." When it rained, I came to the park and found a stool to lie down.
Not long after lying down, a ball landed on Yushi's belly.
"Brother, brother, can you give us back the balloon?" The voice of a child playing in the fog came.
When it rained, he picked up the ball in the shape of a child's doll's head, threw it back, and continued to sleep on his side.
The laughter stopped abruptly.
……
"Dinglingling~sell drinks, sell drinks~sweet and delicious drinks~" The crisp ringtone came from the fog.
When it was raining, I turned over and smacked my mouth. Feeling a little thirsty, I got up and walked into the fog.
"Jingle Bell~Jingling Bell~"
"Wait, I want a drink." Yu Shi shouted.
A beverage truck emerged from the thick fog immediately, but the front of the truck turned out to be a huge and ugly head.
The hideous ghost was bald and hairless, with two arms growing out of his ears holding a red lantern, and the sound of jingling jingling was actually imitated by this guy from his mouth.
A wrinkled old face looked at Yu, grinning, two yellow fangs stretched out: "What do you want to drink?"
"Watermelon juice." Toss a coin when it rains.
"Come and continue." The huge ghost eyes stared, and a watermelon painted like a human head on the car was directly crushed, and the red watermelon juice was squeezed out.
When it was raining, I took a cup and inserted a straw to take a couple of sips. Although it didn't taste like watermelon, it was still sweet.
"Sweet is fine, I have no preference for food." Yu Shi was stunned for a moment, feeling that this sentence sounded familiar.
The old car head pulled the drink cart and walked into the fog again with his wrinkled old face. He came here to reap fear, not 200 taels of coins.
Sitting quietly in the park during the rain, sipping watermelon juice in small sips, I always feel like I forgot something.
"Mr. Police Officer, there seems to be something dirty on my face, can you wipe it off for me?" A beautiful little girl in kimono ran over.
When it rained, he took the handkerchief and helped her to wipe it carefully, and wiped her face very clean. I saw that with the handkerchief, one of the eyebrows was missing. If you wipe it again, your eyes will disappear, and if you wipe it again, your mouth will also disappear.
When it was raining, it felt like the faceless girl was looking at him, as if wondering about something.
Yu Shi was a little embarrassed, took out a pen and helped her draw it again, but it was crooked and extremely ugly: "The craftsmanship is not good...forgive me."
The girl covered her face and ran away.
……
The sky gradually darkened, and the thick fog dissipated, but the field of vision did not increase at all, because the street lights in the village were not turned on.
"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of small eyes, hanging in the sky looking at you..." A little girl ran from one end of the dark place to the other.
"Eyes in the sky?" Yushi hadn't seen the stars for a long time, and when he looked up, he saw that the dark night sky was full of eyes, all staring at him. The brightest place where the moon should have hung, a The huge bloodshot pupils are sweeping over everything on the ground.
"Is Konoha's starry sky like this?"
"Huh? Why do you say Konoha? Don't I belong to Konoha?" Yu Shi lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
After drinking the watermelon juice, when it was raining, he put his hands in his pockets and was about to go back, but found a note in his pocket.
"It's over, I almost forgot, I'm going to watch the night at the cemetery today." Yu Shi slapped his head, unexpectedly forgetting the date of duty.
I hurried to the cemetery, it was already late at night, all the people who took over the shift had left, only Yu Shi was left alone.
I took a rough look around the cemetery, but found nothing unusual. There were a few coffins that hadn't had time to be buried, so they were left alone on the side.
I looked around a few times during the rain, but couldn't find any comfortable place, so I simply sat down on the coffin board, thinking about what I had forgotten.
There was silence in the darkness, and suddenly there were a few tooth-piercing scratching sounds, as if coming from the coffin under the buttocks.
"Is there a mouse?" Yu Shi opened the coffin board, and the sound disappeared immediately. Inside was a ninja who had died terribly, and his body was in disarray.
"It's too unprofessional, and I don't want to bury it after finishing it." Yu Shi simply helped the leader and put the broken body together.
crunch crunch... boom boom boom...
The entire cemetery instantly became lively, as if mice had gotten into every coffin.
In the end, it even shook, and the coffin board opened automatically.
Walk over when it rains, cover them one by one, and nail them.
A cool breeze blows from behind, and goosebumps rise when it rains.
"It's so cold... The night watch at the cemetery is really troublesome, who would come to steal the dead..." Yu Shi thought about it, and wanted to be lazy again.
"Be aggrieved... Anyway, you are not afraid of the cold." Opened a coffin, pulled the corpse outside, and lay down by himself.
"It feels so familiar... I used to sleep like this?" Yu Shi closed his eyes.
I don't know how long it took, but when it was raining, I woke up, the sky was already bright, but it was a dense fog again.
"It's time to go home after get off work..." Yu Shi yawned, as if he couldn't fall asleep enough.
Back to the familiar home.
"Ayano... I'm back." Yu Shi subconsciously shouted.
Ayano?who is it?Why should I call her?Seems like someone important to me?
But can't remember.
Forget it, it stinks, it's time to take a shower.
Turn on the shower faucet, and red water sprays out.
"It's still rose water... What a luxury." Yu Shi smiled and walked in.
He was washing his hair with his eyes closed, when a cold hand reached out to help him grab his hair.
"It's freezing to death, get out." The hand retracted again.
After washing my hair and washing my body, my hand accidentally slipped and the soap fell out.
"Let me pick it up for you." A man who was also naked bent down and picked it up slowly.
"Yuyao? Get out! Don't let me see you." Yu Shi kicked him out.
Who is Yuyao?How could it be in my house?
I feel a little headache when it rains.
After taking a shower, he opened the refrigerator, and there was Yuzaki's head in it, which was charred and black.
"Seeing you, I'm not in the mood to eat anymore." When it rained, he closed the refrigerator door again.
When it was raining, I flipped through a few books on the bookshelf, but there was not a word in them, only "The Story of Strong Perseverance and Endurance" contained content.
"A pirated version should look like a pirated version." Yu Shi flipped through it a few times, and felt that the words inside were very familiar.
Boom, boom...
Houses start to shake, look out the window as it rains.
A girl was running fast, and countless skinny dogs were crowded in the alley behind her, chasing her frantically.
"Did you offend the Inuzuka family's dog? It's a pity that I'm off work, so it's none of my business." When it rained, I closed the curtains and prepared to be out of sight and out of mind.
But in just a few minutes, the group of dogs, as thin as ribs, swelled rapidly as if they were inflated, their eyes were red, and their saliva splashed everywhere.
"What a fat dog, but it's a pity that it's crazy and can't be eaten."
(End of this chapter)
When I came to Muye Village, the weather was very bad today, and there was thick fog everywhere. Even in the daytime, the sunlight could not shine in, and the visibility was only more than ten meters.
He is a police officer in the rain, he has no dreams, he has a sweet tooth, he always spends all his salary, and he just eats and waits to die every day.
He doesn't want to get married, and he doesn't want to become strong, so he lives lazily, and when he dies, he finds a cemetery where he can bask in the sun, and never gets dug out. This is his only goal.
Walking on the street full of fog without energy, his job is to go shopping in the morning, eat, and go shopping in the afternoon.
Walking along the path on the street, there are countless gossips floating in the fog, but no one can be seen.
"Yesterday's child was so delicious."
"The boss ordered a coffin, just my body."
"Where's the head? Who saw my head?"
……
"I'm so hungry... Didn't you have breakfast?" Yu Shi touched his pocket, there was still a lot of money in it, remembering that he just paid his salary yesterday.
Walk to a shop called "Dead Man's Bento Shop" on the side of the street.
"Boss." Yu Shi called out lazily.
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
With his back facing the rain, the fat headed boss was chopping something vigorously, and every time he slashed hard, a puddle of blood would splash.
Hearing the sound of rain, the boss turned around, as if he had just been injured, his face was full of fresh wounds, which were stitched up poorly with black silk thread, and blood was still flowing drop by drop.
"Signature Bento..." Put 200 taels of coins on the counter during the rain.
The boss swept the money down with his huge hand, took a box of dirty bento from the dark place, and threw it heavily on the counter.
"It's really rude." Yushi picked up the bento box and ate while walking.
The lunch box was a black mess, the thick juice and paste mixed together, and some rice grains could barely be seen, and the whole gave off a strange fishy smell.
"The appearance is really bad..." Yushi felt that it was not worth the price, but the police officers were not paid well, so they couldn't waste the food they spent money on.
Yu Shi sent a small spoonful to his mouth.
Despite their disgusting appearance, these pastes are surprisingly tasty.The gravy and the sweet and tough broken rice are intertwined, and the strong umami taste bursts between the teeth, which brings a strange sense of satisfaction to the tongue. Even after swallowing this mouthful, the aftertaste still reverberates between the lips and teeth. sweet!
I'm going to eat this again tomorrow, I thought in my heart, I chewed but I bit into a piece of flexible stuff.Is it undercooked?It seems that the boss is not perfect yet...
With regret, he spat out the piece of meat in his mouth.
It's a finger that still has teeth marks!
"The boss was really careless, he cut his finger while cooking." Yu Shi picked out the severed finger, threw it in the trash can, and continued to eat the rest of the meal.
"I'm full... I just want to lie down for a while, and nothing will happen in the village anyway." When it rained, I came to the park and found a stool to lie down.
Not long after lying down, a ball landed on Yushi's belly.
"Brother, brother, can you give us back the balloon?" The voice of a child playing in the fog came.
When it rained, he picked up the ball in the shape of a child's doll's head, threw it back, and continued to sleep on his side.
The laughter stopped abruptly.
……
"Dinglingling~sell drinks, sell drinks~sweet and delicious drinks~" The crisp ringtone came from the fog.
When it was raining, I turned over and smacked my mouth. Feeling a little thirsty, I got up and walked into the fog.
"Jingle Bell~Jingling Bell~"
"Wait, I want a drink." Yu Shi shouted.
A beverage truck emerged from the thick fog immediately, but the front of the truck turned out to be a huge and ugly head.
The hideous ghost was bald and hairless, with two arms growing out of his ears holding a red lantern, and the sound of jingling jingling was actually imitated by this guy from his mouth.
A wrinkled old face looked at Yu, grinning, two yellow fangs stretched out: "What do you want to drink?"
"Watermelon juice." Toss a coin when it rains.
"Come and continue." The huge ghost eyes stared, and a watermelon painted like a human head on the car was directly crushed, and the red watermelon juice was squeezed out.
When it was raining, I took a cup and inserted a straw to take a couple of sips. Although it didn't taste like watermelon, it was still sweet.
"Sweet is fine, I have no preference for food." Yu Shi was stunned for a moment, feeling that this sentence sounded familiar.
The old car head pulled the drink cart and walked into the fog again with his wrinkled old face. He came here to reap fear, not 200 taels of coins.
Sitting quietly in the park during the rain, sipping watermelon juice in small sips, I always feel like I forgot something.
"Mr. Police Officer, there seems to be something dirty on my face, can you wipe it off for me?" A beautiful little girl in kimono ran over.
When it rained, he took the handkerchief and helped her to wipe it carefully, and wiped her face very clean. I saw that with the handkerchief, one of the eyebrows was missing. If you wipe it again, your eyes will disappear, and if you wipe it again, your mouth will also disappear.
When it was raining, it felt like the faceless girl was looking at him, as if wondering about something.
Yu Shi was a little embarrassed, took out a pen and helped her draw it again, but it was crooked and extremely ugly: "The craftsmanship is not good...forgive me."
The girl covered her face and ran away.
……
The sky gradually darkened, and the thick fog dissipated, but the field of vision did not increase at all, because the street lights in the village were not turned on.
"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of small eyes, hanging in the sky looking at you..." A little girl ran from one end of the dark place to the other.
"Eyes in the sky?" Yushi hadn't seen the stars for a long time, and when he looked up, he saw that the dark night sky was full of eyes, all staring at him. The brightest place where the moon should have hung, a The huge bloodshot pupils are sweeping over everything on the ground.
"Is Konoha's starry sky like this?"
"Huh? Why do you say Konoha? Don't I belong to Konoha?" Yu Shi lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
After drinking the watermelon juice, when it was raining, he put his hands in his pockets and was about to go back, but found a note in his pocket.
"It's over, I almost forgot, I'm going to watch the night at the cemetery today." Yu Shi slapped his head, unexpectedly forgetting the date of duty.
I hurried to the cemetery, it was already late at night, all the people who took over the shift had left, only Yu Shi was left alone.
I took a rough look around the cemetery, but found nothing unusual. There were a few coffins that hadn't had time to be buried, so they were left alone on the side.
I looked around a few times during the rain, but couldn't find any comfortable place, so I simply sat down on the coffin board, thinking about what I had forgotten.
There was silence in the darkness, and suddenly there were a few tooth-piercing scratching sounds, as if coming from the coffin under the buttocks.
"Is there a mouse?" Yu Shi opened the coffin board, and the sound disappeared immediately. Inside was a ninja who had died terribly, and his body was in disarray.
"It's too unprofessional, and I don't want to bury it after finishing it." Yu Shi simply helped the leader and put the broken body together.
crunch crunch... boom boom boom...
The entire cemetery instantly became lively, as if mice had gotten into every coffin.
In the end, it even shook, and the coffin board opened automatically.
Walk over when it rains, cover them one by one, and nail them.
A cool breeze blows from behind, and goosebumps rise when it rains.
"It's so cold... The night watch at the cemetery is really troublesome, who would come to steal the dead..." Yu Shi thought about it, and wanted to be lazy again.
"Be aggrieved... Anyway, you are not afraid of the cold." Opened a coffin, pulled the corpse outside, and lay down by himself.
"It feels so familiar... I used to sleep like this?" Yu Shi closed his eyes.
I don't know how long it took, but when it was raining, I woke up, the sky was already bright, but it was a dense fog again.
"It's time to go home after get off work..." Yu Shi yawned, as if he couldn't fall asleep enough.
Back to the familiar home.
"Ayano... I'm back." Yu Shi subconsciously shouted.
Ayano?who is it?Why should I call her?Seems like someone important to me?
But can't remember.
Forget it, it stinks, it's time to take a shower.
Turn on the shower faucet, and red water sprays out.
"It's still rose water... What a luxury." Yu Shi smiled and walked in.
He was washing his hair with his eyes closed, when a cold hand reached out to help him grab his hair.
"It's freezing to death, get out." The hand retracted again.
After washing my hair and washing my body, my hand accidentally slipped and the soap fell out.
"Let me pick it up for you." A man who was also naked bent down and picked it up slowly.
"Yuyao? Get out! Don't let me see you." Yu Shi kicked him out.
Who is Yuyao?How could it be in my house?
I feel a little headache when it rains.
After taking a shower, he opened the refrigerator, and there was Yuzaki's head in it, which was charred and black.
"Seeing you, I'm not in the mood to eat anymore." When it rained, he closed the refrigerator door again.
When it was raining, I flipped through a few books on the bookshelf, but there was not a word in them, only "The Story of Strong Perseverance and Endurance" contained content.
"A pirated version should look like a pirated version." Yu Shi flipped through it a few times, and felt that the words inside were very familiar.
Boom, boom...
Houses start to shake, look out the window as it rains.
A girl was running fast, and countless skinny dogs were crowded in the alley behind her, chasing her frantically.
"Did you offend the Inuzuka family's dog? It's a pity that I'm off work, so it's none of my business." When it rained, I closed the curtains and prepared to be out of sight and out of mind.
But in just a few minutes, the group of dogs, as thin as ribs, swelled rapidly as if they were inflated, their eyes were red, and their saliva splashed everywhere.
"What a fat dog, but it's a pity that it's crazy and can't be eaten."
(End of this chapter)
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