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Chapter 218 When will you take me to the wilderness to plant bombs?

"Ouch." Xi Tian hastily caught the little fiery red figure, which was very light and had a fragrance of shower gel.

He was also at the age of getting married and having children before time travelling. He would often watch some videos of "Tricking me to have a daughter again" on the Internet, and then smiled like a fool at the cute children in it.

At that time, I often thought that if I had such a lovely daughter, I would definitely love her to death.

But when his mother really introduced him to a blind date, he would rather stay at home and play DNF than go out.

Therefore, when Tao Zi asked him to take care of Youli, he agreed without bothering him.

I have to say that Yuli is really cute, and there are definitely a large number of LSPs who call their father-in-law on the Internet.

She doesn't need to say or do anything, just looking at her is pleasing.

However, after being turned into a bud for a moment, Xi Tian recovered in time.

"Heh, are you trying to pass the test? What happened to the explosion just now?"

"Oh," Youli stuck out her tongue, "I've been seen through."

Xi Tian looked at Tian Xi, who floated over and said to him a little nervously: "We are just now researching a new type of bomb. I made a guardrail with diamonds, so it won't spread outside."

Although the princess is almost 1000 years old, she looks not much different from the 8-year-old Yuli, and she seems to have become a pair of little girlfriends.

"It's fine," Xi Tian didn't blame too much, "The movement was so loud, it scared me."

"Yeah," Yuli immediately became excited when he mentioned this, "I just successfully developed a new type of bomb, which can theoretically blow up a 500-meter-high mountain from the middle!"

Xi Tian: "..."

Are you already moving towards the level of moving mountains and filling seas?
"Big Brother, Big Brother," Youli sat on his arms and begged, shaking his shoulders, "When will you take me to the wilderness to plant bombs?"

"Hiss—" Xi Tian looked at her looking up at 45 degrees and couldn't bear to refuse, "After the rookie competition is over and we come back from the capital, let's go to Shenzihao to blow up mountains in the wilderness, okay?"

"Okay!" You Li happily shook her two small fists left and right.

Xi Tian looked at Tian Xi: "What happened in the past few days?"

"Hmm..." Tianxi thought for a while, "Your friends came to see you once and brought you homework and class notes."

"What?" Xi Tian never thought that there would be such a thing.

You have already asked for leave, but you still have to make up homework?This is the cheating!

[Then what's the point of my asking for leave? 】

He went back to the living room and looked at the homework on the coffee table.

Gan!
Sure enough, it was ordinary high school Chinese and high school mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Even for combat trainers who focus on military force, they still need to have some basic knowledge in cultural classes, otherwise it would not be a good thing to cultivate a group of illiterates.

In addition, in addition to the ordinary cultural courses, there is also a unique course of "Elfology" in the training camp.

"Spiritology" contains content such as the history of Pokémon, common Pokémon illustrations, knowledge points related to attributes, moves, food matching of Pokémon, etc., and almost all the basic knowledge related to Pokémon is in it.

After learning this, Xitian will no longer recognize Molu Beike as a Pikachu with a broken tail, nor will he think that Marsh King is a spicy chicken Pokémon.

After flipping it a few times, Xi Tian instantly felt a splitting headache.Serious people who like to go to class?
"Youli, are you also learning these things?" Xi Tian tried to find a sense of superiority from an 8-year-old girl.

"No," Yuli shook his head, "I finished learning this when I was 4 years old. Making bombs requires a lot of knowledge in mathematics and physics, so I took a master's degree by the way, and now I am doing a doctoral dissertation defense. The theme is how to make a bomb that can kill the Overlord."

"Ah, this..." Xi Tian felt that he was a scum in the world.

You said, why do you compare yourself with a person whose brain domain has been developed by an Ultra Beast?
He decided to attend class honestly, at least not to lose the dignity of his big brother in front of Yuli, right?
For the next week, Long Qi didn't come to him during the day, so Xi Tian had normal class time.

The culture classes in the training camp are less than those in ordinary high schools, at least there is no need to learn English or politics, and the history is included in "Elfology".

Apart from Chinese, Mathematics, and Elvenology, you only need to choose a subject at will, and Xitian chose "Geography".If you learn this course well, at least you won’t be unable to understand even a contour map when you go out in the future.

In addition to cultural classes, physical education has become the most important thing. All 4 class hours in the afternoon belong to physical education, and sometimes even evening self-study at night is taken up.

Of course, this physical education class is not that physical education class.

Such things as running, long jump, and aerobics are just leftovers. What they need to learn are fighting skills (optional), firearms (including disassembly, shooting), actual combat command and other practical skills to survive in the wilderness.

Because Xi Tian missed a few days, he was asked to dismantle a Desert Eagle within 1 minute the first time he went.It's very simple, just squeeze it lightly and it will fall apart.

But when the teacher asked him to reassemble it in 1 minute, it was Shebi.

This made those in the same class breathe a sigh of relief, at least this monster is not good at everything.

However, before they were happy for too long, Xi Tian quickly mastered the disassembly and assembly of a firearm after following Wang Zhou's practice for a few times.

"What, it's not very difficult." Xi Tian shook one hand, and the pistol in his hand was disassembled into parts, and then quickly assembled the gun with five fingers, with his left hand stuck in the whole process. In the pocket, it all depends on his five nimble fingers.

[Will girls fall in love with me after seeing it? 】

Pei Ran asked Wang Zhou in a low voice: "Was he perverted since he was a child?"

Wang Zhou thought for a while, and said: "He has been smart since he was a child, and he can learn everything faster than me, but my dad said that he is not determined, and he is enthusiastic about everything for 3 minutes. He originally wanted to teach him the unique knowledge passed down from his ancestors, but he died after learning it." I forgot everything completely, faster than Zhang Wuji learned Taijiquan."

"I'm so sour." Yang Cong who was on the side also came over and said.

As a member of the Four Heavenly Kings, Qi Xiaobai was also at the side: "Such a good general is like Zilong to Xuande, he should expand the territory for this king."

Yang Cong has become familiar with his way of speaking these days, and retorted: "I think it's more like Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, who stabbed you with a backhand."

Xitian really did what Wang Zhou said, 3 minutes of heat.His strong physical fitness makes his micromanagement very strong, so it is so fast to learn how to load a gun, but after learning it, he loses interest.

At this moment, the teacher threw another weapon over and said, "Let's take this apart and have a look."

"What kind of gun is this?"

"UZI."

(End of this chapter)