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Chapter 127 Special period (please collect, please recommend)

Regarding Xitian's theory, Xi Luo found that although she was very upset, she couldn't find any reason to refute it.

In the end, they all could only hum in a coquettish voice: "Humph!"

[Are you the second general Humph?Breathing through the nose all day long. 】Xi Tian made a complaint silently, but considering that a foreigner might not understand the stalk, he didn't bother to say it.

Because Xitian's identity was confirmed, the army allowed him to join in the extermination of the extremely giant Pokémon.

In fact, the army has always welcomed this kind of foreign aid combat trainers.Because the entrance of the Pokémon lair is so big, many heavy weapons cannot be transported in, resulting in a shortage of combat trainers all year round.

Although the accumulation over the years has resulted in the number of combat trainers not being as rare as the public thinks, most of them are single-stripe or double-stripe combat trainers.After entering the lair, they are basically no different from ordinary soldiers, since they cannot protect themselves anyway.

Only those with at least 3 lines are eligible to participate in the team that entered and wiped out.Unless you can prostitute an overlord for nothing as soon as it is inscribed like Hero.

The addition of powerful foreign combat trainers, although part of the spoils will be shared, can effectively reduce sacrifices and the consumption of war resources. After the two phases are offset, they are still profitable.

Especially for Xi Tian. To be reasonable, he can wipe out an extremely huge boss by himself. The army only needs to stand behind and call 666 and then get a commission. Who doesn't like this kind of prostitution?

However, according to estimates, it will take about 5 to 7 days for the giant boss to be reborn here, so Xi Tian can only live here for a while.

During this period, he went out every day to see if there were any new types of Pokémon that could be added to the illustrated book, and then played games to count the number of hatching steps.

Occasionally, some powerful Pokémon appeared, and he would help them eliminate them.

Anyway, it took only three mouthfuls of phlegm from the evil dragons, so he didn't mind.

Thanks to this, he soon became a popular character in the barracks.Because what he did saved the soldiers from a lot of danger and saved a lot of resources. In the next few years, there might not be any threatening existences nearby.

In addition, Xitian doesn't have the stinky airs of those high-level combat trainers, and he is still very tender, and almost everyone likes him very much.

Some people will share some of the local products sent by their hometown with Xitian, and some will take Xitian to eat together during the meal, and then give him a super double when ordering vegetables, and some people will quietly eat every day. Help him tidy up the tent where he lives.

Of course, there are also those who do not give up and want to introduce their younger sisters, cousins, and cousins ​​to Xitian, and the most outrageous one even took a photo of his single mother.

"Who do you think I am!" Xi Tian quietly put away a photo magazine, and said righteously, "I'm in the middle of my career right now, I don't want to think about that."

"Cut, hypocrisy." A disdainful voice came from the side.

You don't need to look to know it's Xi Luo.Probably because she won the battle that day, Xi Tian was missed by her.She has been competing with Xi Tian for the past few days.

Xitian helps exterminate powerful Pokémon, so she will go too, Xitian defeats one overlord, she will also defeat one, Xitian eats two bowls of rice, she also eats two bowls, even if she chokes, she will go down with a ton of water .

Even when Xi Tian and a few recruits secretly looked at Liu Bei, she wanted to join in the fun, but she was provoked to blush and yelled shamelessly at him.

After a while, Xitian has gotten used to how to deal with her.

For example, now, he suddenly had an idea, and said to Xi Luo: "If you don't have common sense, don't show your ignorance. Men go through a special period between the ages of 15 and 20. This period is the most unsuitable for dating."

"Special period? What is that?" Xi Luo found that her Chinese vocabulary was somewhat lacking.

"Just like the few days you girls have every month, boys will also have this situation every month during special periods. At that time, the old DAN will be melted into liquid and discharged, and then new DAN will be generated in the body. .” Xi Tian was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Xi Luo widened her big blue crystal eyes: "Really, really? I don't believe it, you must be lying to me!"

"Why lie to you! Ask them if you don't believe me." Xi Tian pointed to the soldiers beside him and said.

Out of the tacit understanding of the men, they all nodded solemnly.

Xi Luo put her hands on her twin ponytails, with an unbelievable expression on her face: "OHMYGOD! I've never heard of such a thing! Are you guys teaming up to lie to me?"

"You are too suspicious, no one is willing to make friends with you," Xi Tian patted a soldier beside him, "Da Liu, go and show her your sanitary napkin."

Alright, Liu Yiliu, a recruit who is not a few years older than Xitian, ran to his residence and brought out a pack of Seven-Degree Dimensions.Of course, this thing is used to step on the feet.

Now Xi Luo believed it completely: "WTF! I, I don't know! It turns out that you guys have worked so hard!" Her pronunciation began to have a Thai flavor when she was emotional.

Xitian and the others blushed, almost unable to hold back.

He squeezed his thigh and gritted his teeth and whispered to the others: "Hold on, you are all professionally trained soldiers, no matter how funny it is, you are not allowed to laugh."

Shiro began to look at the boys with a trace of respect, which made the abdominal muscles of everyone who noticed it start to twitch.

"I, I've finished eating," Hero took the initiative to clean up the dining table, "Is your body so red because you are not feeling well? Then go to bed early, and I will clean up here."

"No, no, you go back, we can do this little thing."

"That's right, that's right, and everyone's special period didn't come together."

"Can you avoid it for a moment? We're changing sanitary napkins."

The last sentence was said by Xi Tian, ​​and Xi Luo suddenly realized after hearing it: "Oh, okay, I'm leaving now."

After she left for a long time, Xi Tian suddenly said: "Unless you can't help it."

These words were like a fuse, instantly detonating the entire tent, and everyone burst into laughter.

"Pfft hahahaha-"

"Goose-goose-goose-hungry-goose-"

"Hey - hey, hey hey - oh heh heh heh -"

The happiness of a man is sometimes as simple as that.

After laughing for a while, Xi Tian finally calmed down, rubbed his sore cheeks, and walked out of the tent.

Just when he returned to his residence, he found Shiro waiting for him there.

"What's up?"

Xi Luo handed him a pack of pink things, Xi Tian took a look, good guy, Bodyform is super long night use!

"I don't think you have any, use this." Xi Luo's eyes flickered, "I'm just worried that your special period will affect your combat effectiveness, and it will drag me down, so I don't care about you! Hmph!"

After speaking, he trotted away and disappeared.

(End of this chapter)