Konoha Potion Maniac

Chapter 2 Hatake Zhouduan
Hatake Zhouduan, formerly known as Zhouduan, was originally a technical engineer of a state-owned pharmaceutical factory. During an experiment, on a whim, he drank the purified sleeping pills with water. As a result, he fell into a coma with a strong sense of suffocation. , After waking up, I came to the world of Naruto.

Not to mention why this guy would drink sleeping pills in his brain when he was young and had a bright future, but Zhou Duan did indeed come to this unscientific Naruto world full of black technology.

After suddenly crossing to the center of the battlefield, being chased and killed by bloodthirsty and brutal enemies, being rescued and taken in by Konoha Baiya, and passing the village test, etc., Zhou Duan is finally in the world of Naruto, In Konoha Village, Hatake Sakumo's family settled down.

Zhou Duan stood in front of the mirror at home, looking at the cute 8-year-old black-haired little boy in the mirror, a sense of unreality arises spontaneously, however, no matter how unreal, he has appeared here now, even if it is a dream, Zhou Duan I have to grit my teeth and finish him off!
"Zhou Duan!"

Back home, looking at Zhou Duan who was "reflecting" in the mirror, Hatake Sakumo patted Zhou Duan on the shoulder:

"Zhou Duan, I brought you back to the village because I couldn't bear to have you die on the battlefield. When you were young, Konoha would take care of you. When you become a ninja, you must also pay for the village. Give, your talent is excellent, in just half a year, you have already mastered everything about the low-level medical ninja, which is why the third generation turned a blind eye to your usual troubles, but you can't be unscrupulous just because of this..."

"Uncle Mao, I know I was wrong!"

Zhou Duan interrupted Hatake Sakumo, looking at the serious Hatake Sakumo in front of him, with a trace of shameful innocence on his face:

"Are you going to take me door-to-door to explain why Moshang Shiji provokes famous ninjas? I remember there are Jiraiya, Tsunade, Danzo-sama, Hyuga Soke, Uchiha... ..."

"cough……"

Hatake Sakumo coughed unnaturally, and said to Zhou Kai with a slightly embarrassed expression:
"This week, you are sensible. I will teach you another ninja rule, that is, no matter what the situation, even if you are drugged, a ninja should not lose your heart. Once you lose control , there will be extremely serious consequences, Moshang Clock is an example, it's getting late, I'm going to prepare today's dinner..."

"Oh!"

With the door closed tightly, Hatake Sakumo also staggered out of the room. Looking at Hatake Sakumo's slightly embarrassed back, Zhou Duan had a smug smile of success:

"Sakumo Hatake is good in everything, but he is very incomprehensible to children. It's a pity that I can use my genius experimental medicine on other people without any scruples. Well, judging from this posture, no matter how For two years, Uncle Mao will not protect me. If I want to find "voluntary" testers for these potions that can shake the ninja world without being scolded, I must upgrade to the intermediate level in these two years Medical ninja..."

Zhou Duan was happily thinking about the benefits of Hatake Sakumo, the back-and-forth man plus the fusion of Pan-man, when suddenly there was a sudden gathering of chakras in the room!
"There is a situation!"

Zhou Duan hurriedly looked towards the place where the chakras gathered, only to see a stream of white water sprayed directly on his face!

There was a smell of urine, Zhou Duan's smirk turned into a bitter face immediately, and he looked in the direction of the jet of water, and saw a white-haired man staring at him in a wooden cradle. The baby with dead fish eyes stared at him coldly, and the dissatisfaction was perfectly expressed through the dead fish eyes that have remained unchanged for thousands of years!
Zhou Duan silently flicked his middle finger at the baby, and then, regardless of his own smell, first helped Hatake Kakashi change the diaper.

That's right, this guy is Kakashi, even if he is thrown in a pile of 1 babies, people can recognize him at a glance with those dead fish eyes that have remained unchanged for thousands of years, and the reason why Zhou Duan helped him first regardless of himself Kakashi changed the diaper because if he didn't, this unlucky child would definitely use the ultimate skill of his infancy - crying loudly!
Make the benefactor's child cry in the benefactor's house, do you still want to mess around!

"Damn it, it should be said that it is indeed Kakashi, who can gather such a large amount of chakra at the age of two to send out a reminder to pee, really, I will get you the urinal later, as for it ?”

Zhou Duan cursed and helped Kakashi change the diaper, but although he couldn't understand what Zhou Duan said, Kakashi still threw a middle finger at Zhou Duan who was exuding an unpleasant breath!
Zhou Duan: "..."

Looking at those dead fish eyes again, Zhou Duan showed a painful gaze, took the diaper he had just changed, opened the door and went out:

"There is still a bottle of medicine that has not been tested for its effect. Hurry up and drink it before eating!"

………………

With white hair like a hedgehog, a strong body, and a resolute face painted with red paint on the corners of the eyes, at this moment, Jiraiya is concentrating on monitoring the information in the house through the small hole on the wall!
Zhou Duan looked at Jiraiya whose whole body was almost stuck on the wooden wall of the women's bath, and the corners of his eyes twitched. In this era of ninjas, especially ninjas with a sense of crisis, everyone is desperately squeezing and exercising their bodies. The result is a body that is comparable to a model and a bodybuilder.

In addition, Zilai has a high-class appearance and a bright future, so there will definitely be a large number of beauties pounced on him, but this guy is so stupid that he insists on peeping like an idiot. It’s weird if you like it, even if you like it, but once you hear the reputation of this product, you won’t dare to get close to it. Look at Orochimaru, with a paralyzed or even sinister face every day, he is still a popular lover of beauties !

But contempt comes from contempt, and thanks to Zilai, Zhou Duan was confident in recommending his medicine to this guy. Thinking of this, Zhou Duan walked forward silently, and patted Zilaiye on the shoulder!

Since I put all my energy on "monitoring" the women's bath, I didn't notice the troubles around me. I didn't wake up until Zhou Duan patted him on the shoulder. Even though his back was sweating profusely, Zilai did not make a sound, but turned his head silently, looked at Zhou Duan and said in a low voice:

"Zhou Duan, why did you come here? Leave quickly. I suspect that ninjas from other villages have mixed in here and are watching. This place is too dangerous. Leave quickly!"

"You're kidding me, maybe I'll believe you if you say it in another place!"

Zhou Duan thought about it in his heart, but he didn't say it out. Instead, he said with admiration:
"Really? Master Jiraiya, the spies who sneaked into the village were discovered by you alone. You are really the pillar of the village. It just so happens that I have a pair of gloves that can let the personnel who monitor the enemy see more clearly. Medicine, I will give it to you for free!"

"really?"

After entering the idiot mode, Zilai, whose IQ has become negative, didn't doubt Zhou Duan's words at all. In his current thinking, since Zhou Duan didn't immediately expose his voyeurism, he couldn't hurt himself in the future. Taking a sip of the potion that suffocated Zhou Duan, Jiraiya immediately found that his chakra gushed out of his body uncontrollably, only to hear a loud bang, and the wall made of wood in front of him shattered!

(End of this chapter)