Practicing Attracting Stars in Naruto
Chapter 685 Same sex is true love
Chapter 685 Same sex is true love
After calling out the name of his best friend, Naruto's body erupted with quite a huge chakra fluctuation.
"Impossible, he didn't die from such a serious injury, and he is still recovering slowly. Naruto, what kind of monster are you?"
"I'm not some monster, Sasuke, I'm your friend!"
Hearing the word "friend" again, Sasuke's expression changed slightly.
"boring!"
Don't persuade others to be kind without suffering from others. The two of them are destined not to understand each other now, and they can only use their fists to convince each other.
The two started fighting again, Sasuke was at a disadvantage at first, but when he entered the second state of curse seal, Naruto began to feel struggling.
The power of Kyuubi is indeed convenient, but using it for a long time puts a heavy burden on the body. Although Naruto gritted his teeth hard and persisted, he was still defeated by Sasuke.
It began to rain lightly in the sky.
Looking at Naruto who fell on the ground, Sasuke still didn't kill him in the end. After throwing the Konoha forehead guard on Naruto, he turned and left without looking back.
After a while, Kakashi rushed to the Valley of the End with Ninja Dog, and returned to Konoha with Naruto in a very complicated mood.
After the two left, Jue Cong appeared on Madara's head.
"These two brats are really capable, it doesn't look like a battle between ninjas at all."
"Hey, things are starting to get interesting."
******
The country of peaches.
Xiao Li was in a wheelchair, and Maitekai pushed him slowly on the street.
Jirai couldn't bring Tsunade back, and Konoha's medical ninjas couldn't treat Xiao Li, so Kai had to bring his beloved apprentice to Peach Country for medical treatment.
But these two freaks with potheads and green tights were laughing everywhere they went.
Xiao Li: "Mr. Kai, it's amazing. This place is more prosperous than the capital city. There are so many people here. Can the medical ninjas here really cure me?"
Kai: "Don't worry, Li, if the hospital can't cure you, I still have a letter from Jiraiya-sama. As long as I give it to Tsunade-sama, she will definitely be willing to help you treat it."
Xiao Li breathed a sigh of relief, and his face became more relaxed.
"Didn't Master Jiraiya say that women in Peach Country are very enthusiastic? Why don't I feel youthful at all? Damn it, I thought there would be a beautiful encounter!" Kai muttered softly.
"Hey, Mr. Kay, what are you talking about?"
"It's nothing."
hospital.
After registering, the two waited for the doctor's arrival in the ward.
Nohara Lin in a white coat opened the door with two nurses.
Seeing Maite Kai, Lin was stunned for a moment, and immediately shouted ecstatically: "Kay! Why are you here?"
Kai: "???"
This face-blind guy didn't recognize Lin at all, and thought that his mature man's charm had attracted the young lady's attention.
"Why are you still wearing this kind of clothes, Kai, you have terrible taste!"
"."
Kai went crazy: "Asshole, who are you, why do you know me?"
This time it was Nohara Lin's turn to go crazy, and she went up and gave Kai a punch: "I said you, even if you are face-blind, can't you even remember the faces of your classmates? No wonder Obito has never liked you, you deserve to be single lifetime!"
"Obito?" Kai scratched his thick hair and stared at Nohara Lin seriously for a while: "Ah! You are."
Nohara Lin reservedly waited for Kai to call out her name.
"You are. Who are you?"
Nohara Lin took a deep breath, and instantly launched the strange force fist: "Go to hell!"
A large human-shaped hole appeared in the wall.
After a lot of tossing around, even Jing Yin was alarmed and rushed over, but Kay recognized Jing Yin at a glance, which made Lin even worse.
Under Jing Yin's introduction, Kai finally recognized Lin, and immediately said in shock: "Aren't you already dead? Since you are alive, why don't you go back to Konoha?"
"I was indeed dead at the beginning. His Majesty saved me. As a price, I must stay in Peach Country to serve Tsunade-sama. Now"
Lin glanced at Jingyin, and Jingyin immediately looked away guiltily.
The two of them closed their mouths tacitly, and then began to help Xiao Li check his body.
"This kind of injury is very troublesome. There are bone fragments everywhere. Well, Yoshi, boy, amputate!" Jing Yin said carelessly.
"Eh! Amputation?"
Kai and Xiao Li were shocked.
Lin rolled her eyes: "Mute, don't scare them. Now I give you two treatment options. The first one is surgery, but there is a risk of death. The second one is amputation, and then use regenerative ninjutsu to grow a new leg." , but this method will consume about ten years of life, you can choose yourself."
One has the risk of death, and the other only consumes ten years of life. Xiao Li chose the second one without any hesitation, exchanging ten years of life for a leg and his Ninja Way, which is a very good deal.
Lin wrote a long series of zeros at the bottom of the medical record, and then handed it to Kai with a smile on her face: "This is the cost of treatment, pay first and then treat the disease."
Kai looked at the series of zeros, and was stunned.
"3000 million? Hey, why don't you go grab the money?"
Lin said blankly: "I'm just stealing your money, you can't recognize me. To tell you the truth, only me and Shizune can regenerate ninjutsu among the medical ninjas on the bright side of Peach Country, so you don't need this money." You have to give.”
"how so!"
Kai was dumbfounded, quietly flipped through the savings account, and immediately shed tears of regret.
Jing Yin leaned over to Lin's ear and whispered, "Don't be so narrow-minded, Kai is not easy."
"Hmph! Standing and talking without pain in the back, he recognized you, why can't he recognize me? This is blatant discrimination!"
For Kai not recognizing her, Lin was full of resentment. It was rare to meet a Konoha companion, but he didn't know her, which made her feel quite frustrated, and she also felt that Konoha had forgotten her.
If Kakashi also forgets himself
Oops, I really want to punch Kai again!
"I'm sorry! I was blind and didn't recognize you. After all, you've been dead for so many years. It's normal for me not to recognize you. I'm sorry for the cost of treatment!"
Lin's head was full of black lines in an instant: "You bastard. Is this your way of apologizing? You deserve to be single for the rest of your life, straight man of steel."
Jing Yin covered her mouth and snickered, Lin glared at her, Jing Yin immediately suppressed her smile, and coughed twice: "Kay, go and pay the money first, let's do some preparations."
Kai looked at Lin and saw that she really didn't want to let go, so she could only pay the money dejectedly.
The two returned to the office and embraced each other excitedly.
"Great, Lin, now we can buy that luxurious villa."
"Shizune, we can't live together, Tsunade-sama wants us to get married, won't living together become the same as before?"
"It's okay, it's okay, Tsunade-sama is really, she is living such a happy life, why does she come to hinder our happiness, hum!"
Lin: "Women always want to marry."
"No! Marriage is a woman's grave, true love is between the same sex!"
"But we can't have a baby!"
Jing Yin said mysteriously: "You can borrow a seed. The best man in Peach Country is Your Majesty. He is good-looking, strong, and IQ is not to mention. As long as we have money, we can buy a child from Your Majesty." .”
Lin was dumbfounded: "Hey, Your Majesty still needs to spend money for such a pervert? You forgot that he taught us ninjutsu!"
Mute: "If Your Majesty wants to attack us, who can stop him? He just cares about Tsunade-sama, and we just spend money to buy him. We don't need to sleep with him, and we don't live with him. We have children. , our family is complete!"
"."
Lin was stunned, and was instantly disturbed by the wind.
Why does this woman have such crazy thoughts?
I still want to get married!
(End of this chapter)
After calling out the name of his best friend, Naruto's body erupted with quite a huge chakra fluctuation.
"Impossible, he didn't die from such a serious injury, and he is still recovering slowly. Naruto, what kind of monster are you?"
"I'm not some monster, Sasuke, I'm your friend!"
Hearing the word "friend" again, Sasuke's expression changed slightly.
"boring!"
Don't persuade others to be kind without suffering from others. The two of them are destined not to understand each other now, and they can only use their fists to convince each other.
The two started fighting again, Sasuke was at a disadvantage at first, but when he entered the second state of curse seal, Naruto began to feel struggling.
The power of Kyuubi is indeed convenient, but using it for a long time puts a heavy burden on the body. Although Naruto gritted his teeth hard and persisted, he was still defeated by Sasuke.
It began to rain lightly in the sky.
Looking at Naruto who fell on the ground, Sasuke still didn't kill him in the end. After throwing the Konoha forehead guard on Naruto, he turned and left without looking back.
After a while, Kakashi rushed to the Valley of the End with Ninja Dog, and returned to Konoha with Naruto in a very complicated mood.
After the two left, Jue Cong appeared on Madara's head.
"These two brats are really capable, it doesn't look like a battle between ninjas at all."
"Hey, things are starting to get interesting."
******
The country of peaches.
Xiao Li was in a wheelchair, and Maitekai pushed him slowly on the street.
Jirai couldn't bring Tsunade back, and Konoha's medical ninjas couldn't treat Xiao Li, so Kai had to bring his beloved apprentice to Peach Country for medical treatment.
But these two freaks with potheads and green tights were laughing everywhere they went.
Xiao Li: "Mr. Kai, it's amazing. This place is more prosperous than the capital city. There are so many people here. Can the medical ninjas here really cure me?"
Kai: "Don't worry, Li, if the hospital can't cure you, I still have a letter from Jiraiya-sama. As long as I give it to Tsunade-sama, she will definitely be willing to help you treat it."
Xiao Li breathed a sigh of relief, and his face became more relaxed.
"Didn't Master Jiraiya say that women in Peach Country are very enthusiastic? Why don't I feel youthful at all? Damn it, I thought there would be a beautiful encounter!" Kai muttered softly.
"Hey, Mr. Kay, what are you talking about?"
"It's nothing."
hospital.
After registering, the two waited for the doctor's arrival in the ward.
Nohara Lin in a white coat opened the door with two nurses.
Seeing Maite Kai, Lin was stunned for a moment, and immediately shouted ecstatically: "Kay! Why are you here?"
Kai: "???"
This face-blind guy didn't recognize Lin at all, and thought that his mature man's charm had attracted the young lady's attention.
"Why are you still wearing this kind of clothes, Kai, you have terrible taste!"
"."
Kai went crazy: "Asshole, who are you, why do you know me?"
This time it was Nohara Lin's turn to go crazy, and she went up and gave Kai a punch: "I said you, even if you are face-blind, can't you even remember the faces of your classmates? No wonder Obito has never liked you, you deserve to be single lifetime!"
"Obito?" Kai scratched his thick hair and stared at Nohara Lin seriously for a while: "Ah! You are."
Nohara Lin reservedly waited for Kai to call out her name.
"You are. Who are you?"
Nohara Lin took a deep breath, and instantly launched the strange force fist: "Go to hell!"
A large human-shaped hole appeared in the wall.
After a lot of tossing around, even Jing Yin was alarmed and rushed over, but Kay recognized Jing Yin at a glance, which made Lin even worse.
Under Jing Yin's introduction, Kai finally recognized Lin, and immediately said in shock: "Aren't you already dead? Since you are alive, why don't you go back to Konoha?"
"I was indeed dead at the beginning. His Majesty saved me. As a price, I must stay in Peach Country to serve Tsunade-sama. Now"
Lin glanced at Jingyin, and Jingyin immediately looked away guiltily.
The two of them closed their mouths tacitly, and then began to help Xiao Li check his body.
"This kind of injury is very troublesome. There are bone fragments everywhere. Well, Yoshi, boy, amputate!" Jing Yin said carelessly.
"Eh! Amputation?"
Kai and Xiao Li were shocked.
Lin rolled her eyes: "Mute, don't scare them. Now I give you two treatment options. The first one is surgery, but there is a risk of death. The second one is amputation, and then use regenerative ninjutsu to grow a new leg." , but this method will consume about ten years of life, you can choose yourself."
One has the risk of death, and the other only consumes ten years of life. Xiao Li chose the second one without any hesitation, exchanging ten years of life for a leg and his Ninja Way, which is a very good deal.
Lin wrote a long series of zeros at the bottom of the medical record, and then handed it to Kai with a smile on her face: "This is the cost of treatment, pay first and then treat the disease."
Kai looked at the series of zeros, and was stunned.
"3000 million? Hey, why don't you go grab the money?"
Lin said blankly: "I'm just stealing your money, you can't recognize me. To tell you the truth, only me and Shizune can regenerate ninjutsu among the medical ninjas on the bright side of Peach Country, so you don't need this money." You have to give.”
"how so!"
Kai was dumbfounded, quietly flipped through the savings account, and immediately shed tears of regret.
Jing Yin leaned over to Lin's ear and whispered, "Don't be so narrow-minded, Kai is not easy."
"Hmph! Standing and talking without pain in the back, he recognized you, why can't he recognize me? This is blatant discrimination!"
For Kai not recognizing her, Lin was full of resentment. It was rare to meet a Konoha companion, but he didn't know her, which made her feel quite frustrated, and she also felt that Konoha had forgotten her.
If Kakashi also forgets himself
Oops, I really want to punch Kai again!
"I'm sorry! I was blind and didn't recognize you. After all, you've been dead for so many years. It's normal for me not to recognize you. I'm sorry for the cost of treatment!"
Lin's head was full of black lines in an instant: "You bastard. Is this your way of apologizing? You deserve to be single for the rest of your life, straight man of steel."
Jing Yin covered her mouth and snickered, Lin glared at her, Jing Yin immediately suppressed her smile, and coughed twice: "Kay, go and pay the money first, let's do some preparations."
Kai looked at Lin and saw that she really didn't want to let go, so she could only pay the money dejectedly.
The two returned to the office and embraced each other excitedly.
"Great, Lin, now we can buy that luxurious villa."
"Shizune, we can't live together, Tsunade-sama wants us to get married, won't living together become the same as before?"
"It's okay, it's okay, Tsunade-sama is really, she is living such a happy life, why does she come to hinder our happiness, hum!"
Lin: "Women always want to marry."
"No! Marriage is a woman's grave, true love is between the same sex!"
"But we can't have a baby!"
Jing Yin said mysteriously: "You can borrow a seed. The best man in Peach Country is Your Majesty. He is good-looking, strong, and IQ is not to mention. As long as we have money, we can buy a child from Your Majesty." .”
Lin was dumbfounded: "Hey, Your Majesty still needs to spend money for such a pervert? You forgot that he taught us ninjutsu!"
Mute: "If Your Majesty wants to attack us, who can stop him? He just cares about Tsunade-sama, and we just spend money to buy him. We don't need to sleep with him, and we don't live with him. We have children. , our family is complete!"
"."
Lin was stunned, and was instantly disturbed by the wind.
Why does this woman have such crazy thoughts?
I still want to get married!
(End of this chapter)
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