Practicing Attracting Stars in Naruto
Chapter 2 Jiraiya's Salty Pork Knuckle
Chapter 2 Jiraiya's Salty Pork Knuckle
When he woke up, it was already the next morning.
As soon as Baishi Yicheng opened his eyes, he felt powerless all over his body, and hurriedly tore off his clothes, and there was only a small scar left on the chest where the larva had bitten him.
He slumped on the bed all of a sudden, like a cat that has just been neutered.
If time could be turned back, Baishi Yicheng would definitely not learn any secret techniques. A good-looking person would be able to do it anyway, but he would still be a bug.
After getting dressed and getting out of bed, he opened the door and saw his "good" uncle.
He wanted to say some harsh words, but unfortunately his good uncle grabbed his ear with his hand.
"Last night, did you want to scold me?"
"It hurts. Let go, Baishi Rongze, I'm not finished with you, you lied to me about family secrets, and in the end you got a worm in my body, you are still human!"
"The inheritance of family secrets is like this. You are still not a man. You can't stand the pain even a little bit, and you fainted in the end. If you put it in the past, you might become the laughing stock of the family and be ridiculed for a lifetime."
"Don't tell me about the family, the family of two people is still a family."
After saying this, Baishi Yicheng felt a little regretful.
He doesn't care about the family, but his uncle does.
The strange thing is that Baishi Rongze didn't react too much when he heard this sentence, but let go of his hand with a smile.
"Indeed, the family of two people is no longer a family, but there is still you. When you grow up, try to have more children, and you will soon be able to revive the family."
Baishi Yicheng was startled, looked at him in surprise, and then found that his good uncle was actually wearing the clan clothes that he would only wear at family meetings before.
A set of conspicuous clothes, colorful and with a few butterflies, the whole person looks girly.
He still has a set in his hand, and it goes without saying who he will give it to.
"I will never wear this kind of clothes. This is my lifelong request, Uncle Rongze."
"That's right, in fact, you can raise a few more bugs, let me tell you."
Before Baishi Rongze finished speaking, Baishi Yicheng took the clothes and bowed: "Please let me wear them. This is the honor of the family and mine."
Some people say no, but when they really put it on, there are only two words, it smells so good.
In the room, Baishi Yicheng pulled his hair in front of the mirror and muttered: "I can't grow long hair in the future, otherwise I will really be regarded as a girl."
Regarding his appearance, Baishi Yicheng is still very satisfied, it is much better than his previous life, and he has a proper protagonist's standard face.
Well, just how to change from a side role to a protagonist?
This is a question worth pondering.
After changing his clothes and coming out, Baishi Rongze was already waiting for him at the dinner table.
He felt a little strange, today's uncle is a bit like a real uncle.
"What day do you want to wear this kind of clothes today, and you still cook and wait for me to eat?"
"Did you forget that today is the opening ceremony?"
"Well, what does this have to do with you, I can go to the opening ceremony by myself."
"According to the usual practice, parents need to accompany the attendees."
Does Konoha have this convention?
He has been in this world for too long, he has forgotten many things, and he has no friends.
There are some children who want to play with him, but his noble soul does not allow him to play those low-level and childish games.
After eating, Baishi Rongze took out a bottle of pills from his arms and threw it to him: "From now on, after each meal, take one pill."
"What kind of medicine is this, and what does it do?"
"Family secret medicine, pain relief."
"I don't feel any pain, why do I need to take this medicine?"
Baishi Rongze had a strange expression, squinting his eyes and smiling.
"You want to eat, don't others want to eat?"
Baishi Yicheng looked around, there were only the two of them in the room, how could there be anyone else?
The good uncle pointed to his chest, and Baishi Yicheng gasped: "It also wants to eat? Eat my flesh and blood?"
"It eats your chakra. If your chakra is not enough, it will eat your flesh and blood. You don't want it to turn into a dead bug and stay in your body, do you?"
The pill entered his mouth, and a strange taste melted in his mouth.
Baishi Yicheng's face was pale: "Do I have to take this medicine for the rest of my life?"
"It's not enough for a lifetime, it's only two or three years at most, when it turns into a pupa, you don't need to eat it."
"After becoming a chrysalis, do I still have to become a butterfly?"
Baishi Rongze didn't answer this question, got up and said, "It's getting late, we should go out."
On the way to the ninja school, Shiraishi Rongze took his hand and walked silently, not knowing what he was thinking without saying a word.
Baishi Yicheng wanted to ask some questions about the family's secret arts, but the crowds on the street could only hold back the questions in the end.
When they arrived at the school, the children who had just started school lined up neatly waiting for the arrival of the village chief, the third Hokage.
Baishi Rongze let go and signaled him to queue up, then turned around and walked into the crowd of parents.
Finding a place to stand at random, Baishi Yicheng began to look around to see if there were any familiar faces, but it turned out to be a pity.
This is also normal, there are only a few famous ninjas in Konoha, and Konoha School has so many students enrolled every year, it would surprise him to meet them.
Some students came one after another, and after waiting for nearly half an hour, the Third Hokage finally arrived.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi did not come alone, there was a group of people behind him.
Yoshiki Shiraishi only recognized Mitomon Yan and Shuan Koharu, these two Konoha senior advisors, and no one else knew them.
Senior cannon fodder, well, Baishi Yicheng mourned for them in his heart.
As for Danzo, the ninja with the name of Ninja in the future is not compatible with this kind of aboveboard occasion, and he will definitely not appear in this kind of place.
On the high platform, the third generation began to deliver the most important speech of the will of fire in Konoha Ninja Village.
Baishi Yicheng was drowsy when he heard it, and secretly complained in his heart how the three generations were so talkative when they were young, it is really a decline in the world.
Just when Baishi Yicheng was about to fall asleep, there was a strange commotion behind the team.
When he looked back, a young man with white hair and spiky hair had already run up to him and extended his hand to him: "Nice meeting, my name is Zi Lai Ye, please take care of me."
Baishi Yicheng was very confused, he hadn't reacted when he saw Jiraiya.
By the time Jilai reached out to him, he still hadn't figured out the situation.
He was surprised that Konoha Sannin was at the same time as himself, and what was even more surprising was what was going on in this situation?
Pointing at himself, Baishi Yicheng opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but he suddenly reacted, and his whole body was about to explode.
Today is an important day, thanks to my good uncle, he is wearing fancy and girly clothes.
So that's why you came over to strike up a conversation blatantly?
He even stretched out his salty pig's hand openly and aboveboard?
For a while, the opening ceremony became quiet because of what Jiraiya had done.
On the high platform, the third generation did not get angry because of Ziraiya's recklessness, but said with a smile: "That dress should be a child of the Butterfly family, she is really a beautiful little girl."
Mito Menyan nodded in agreement, then turned to Xiaochun and said angrily, "That's a boy."
The two old men started coughing violently.
What to do, Baishi Yicheng's mind turned quickly, but he couldn't think of a way, and he wanted to speak but dared not speak.
If he spoke, his masculinity would definitely be exposed.
Although it is unpleasant to be treated as a girl, it is better than being treated as a freak.
He is obviously a boy but dresses like a girl. I am afraid that within a day his name will spread throughout Konoha, and even his family will become a laughing stock.
Using force, let alone whether you can fight or not, this occasion alone is very wrong.
There was a big fight at the opening ceremony, I'm afraid there is nothing good to eat.
A small face was flushed, but this seemed shy in the eyes of others.
Really unable to think of a way, he could only stare at Jiraiya fiercely with murderous eyes, then slapped his hand off, and looked at the third generation on the high platform without saying a word.
The third generation coughed, and soon a school teacher came out to maintain order, took Jiraiya to the back of the line and began to criticize education.
With Jiraiya coming out like this, the third generation was not in the mood to continue talking. After a few perfunctory sentences, the opening ceremony, which embarrassed Baishi Yicheng, came to an end.
The next step was to classify, he was assigned to class A of the first grade, and then the teacher asked him to wait for the class teacher in the classroom.
The moment I found the class and opened the door, Jiraiya's hateful face appeared in front of my eyes.
"It turned out that we were assigned to the same class. I introduced myself again. I am here myself. Please take care of me in the future."
Zilai also extended a salty pig's hand to him again.
Baishi Yicheng's entire face darkened in an instant, his eyes scanned the situation in the classroom, and when he saw that there were not many people, he reached out to shake hands with Zilaiye.
When the two held hands together, Baishi Yicheng pulled a little harder, but Zilai didn't respond or he didn't want to resist at all, so Baishi Yicheng pulled him into his arms.
Lying next to Jiraiya's ear, Shiraishi Yoshiki deliberately spoke in a hoarse voice that smelled like Orochimaru: "Shiraishi Yoshiki, please take care of me in the future."
Jilai, who heard this voice for the first time, also shuddered, and then shouted: "Male?"
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, Baishi Yicheng's face turned blue, and he didn't want to entangle with the idiot anymore, so he found a seat by the window and sat down.
Ji Lai also couldn't believe it after he sat down, and it took him a while to calm down.
After being quiet for a while, Zilai couldn't sit still anymore, lying on the window and staring at the corridor.
Whenever a girl passed by, he immediately ran to the door and stood ready for his first meeting ceremony.
After repeating it a few times, it really gave him a lot of advantages, Baishi Yicheng said in a low voice rather speechlessly: "What an idiot."
Another girl came in through the door. This girl's name was Senju Tsunade.
Jilai also stretched out his salty pig's hand as usual, but he turned his head and glanced at Baishi Yicheng when he stretched halfway.
He suddenly discovered that the girl in front of him was actually very similar to some parts of Baishi Yicheng.
With a twitch of his brain, a ghost suddenly said: "Are you a man too?"
Tsunade, who was about to shake hands with Jiraiya, turned into a fist in an instant, and hit Jiraiya hard on the forehead.
The world is quiet.
(End of this chapter)
When he woke up, it was already the next morning.
As soon as Baishi Yicheng opened his eyes, he felt powerless all over his body, and hurriedly tore off his clothes, and there was only a small scar left on the chest where the larva had bitten him.
He slumped on the bed all of a sudden, like a cat that has just been neutered.
If time could be turned back, Baishi Yicheng would definitely not learn any secret techniques. A good-looking person would be able to do it anyway, but he would still be a bug.
After getting dressed and getting out of bed, he opened the door and saw his "good" uncle.
He wanted to say some harsh words, but unfortunately his good uncle grabbed his ear with his hand.
"Last night, did you want to scold me?"
"It hurts. Let go, Baishi Rongze, I'm not finished with you, you lied to me about family secrets, and in the end you got a worm in my body, you are still human!"
"The inheritance of family secrets is like this. You are still not a man. You can't stand the pain even a little bit, and you fainted in the end. If you put it in the past, you might become the laughing stock of the family and be ridiculed for a lifetime."
"Don't tell me about the family, the family of two people is still a family."
After saying this, Baishi Yicheng felt a little regretful.
He doesn't care about the family, but his uncle does.
The strange thing is that Baishi Rongze didn't react too much when he heard this sentence, but let go of his hand with a smile.
"Indeed, the family of two people is no longer a family, but there is still you. When you grow up, try to have more children, and you will soon be able to revive the family."
Baishi Yicheng was startled, looked at him in surprise, and then found that his good uncle was actually wearing the clan clothes that he would only wear at family meetings before.
A set of conspicuous clothes, colorful and with a few butterflies, the whole person looks girly.
He still has a set in his hand, and it goes without saying who he will give it to.
"I will never wear this kind of clothes. This is my lifelong request, Uncle Rongze."
"That's right, in fact, you can raise a few more bugs, let me tell you."
Before Baishi Rongze finished speaking, Baishi Yicheng took the clothes and bowed: "Please let me wear them. This is the honor of the family and mine."
Some people say no, but when they really put it on, there are only two words, it smells so good.
In the room, Baishi Yicheng pulled his hair in front of the mirror and muttered: "I can't grow long hair in the future, otherwise I will really be regarded as a girl."
Regarding his appearance, Baishi Yicheng is still very satisfied, it is much better than his previous life, and he has a proper protagonist's standard face.
Well, just how to change from a side role to a protagonist?
This is a question worth pondering.
After changing his clothes and coming out, Baishi Rongze was already waiting for him at the dinner table.
He felt a little strange, today's uncle is a bit like a real uncle.
"What day do you want to wear this kind of clothes today, and you still cook and wait for me to eat?"
"Did you forget that today is the opening ceremony?"
"Well, what does this have to do with you, I can go to the opening ceremony by myself."
"According to the usual practice, parents need to accompany the attendees."
Does Konoha have this convention?
He has been in this world for too long, he has forgotten many things, and he has no friends.
There are some children who want to play with him, but his noble soul does not allow him to play those low-level and childish games.
After eating, Baishi Rongze took out a bottle of pills from his arms and threw it to him: "From now on, after each meal, take one pill."
"What kind of medicine is this, and what does it do?"
"Family secret medicine, pain relief."
"I don't feel any pain, why do I need to take this medicine?"
Baishi Rongze had a strange expression, squinting his eyes and smiling.
"You want to eat, don't others want to eat?"
Baishi Yicheng looked around, there were only the two of them in the room, how could there be anyone else?
The good uncle pointed to his chest, and Baishi Yicheng gasped: "It also wants to eat? Eat my flesh and blood?"
"It eats your chakra. If your chakra is not enough, it will eat your flesh and blood. You don't want it to turn into a dead bug and stay in your body, do you?"
The pill entered his mouth, and a strange taste melted in his mouth.
Baishi Yicheng's face was pale: "Do I have to take this medicine for the rest of my life?"
"It's not enough for a lifetime, it's only two or three years at most, when it turns into a pupa, you don't need to eat it."
"After becoming a chrysalis, do I still have to become a butterfly?"
Baishi Rongze didn't answer this question, got up and said, "It's getting late, we should go out."
On the way to the ninja school, Shiraishi Rongze took his hand and walked silently, not knowing what he was thinking without saying a word.
Baishi Yicheng wanted to ask some questions about the family's secret arts, but the crowds on the street could only hold back the questions in the end.
When they arrived at the school, the children who had just started school lined up neatly waiting for the arrival of the village chief, the third Hokage.
Baishi Rongze let go and signaled him to queue up, then turned around and walked into the crowd of parents.
Finding a place to stand at random, Baishi Yicheng began to look around to see if there were any familiar faces, but it turned out to be a pity.
This is also normal, there are only a few famous ninjas in Konoha, and Konoha School has so many students enrolled every year, it would surprise him to meet them.
Some students came one after another, and after waiting for nearly half an hour, the Third Hokage finally arrived.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi did not come alone, there was a group of people behind him.
Yoshiki Shiraishi only recognized Mitomon Yan and Shuan Koharu, these two Konoha senior advisors, and no one else knew them.
Senior cannon fodder, well, Baishi Yicheng mourned for them in his heart.
As for Danzo, the ninja with the name of Ninja in the future is not compatible with this kind of aboveboard occasion, and he will definitely not appear in this kind of place.
On the high platform, the third generation began to deliver the most important speech of the will of fire in Konoha Ninja Village.
Baishi Yicheng was drowsy when he heard it, and secretly complained in his heart how the three generations were so talkative when they were young, it is really a decline in the world.
Just when Baishi Yicheng was about to fall asleep, there was a strange commotion behind the team.
When he looked back, a young man with white hair and spiky hair had already run up to him and extended his hand to him: "Nice meeting, my name is Zi Lai Ye, please take care of me."
Baishi Yicheng was very confused, he hadn't reacted when he saw Jiraiya.
By the time Jilai reached out to him, he still hadn't figured out the situation.
He was surprised that Konoha Sannin was at the same time as himself, and what was even more surprising was what was going on in this situation?
Pointing at himself, Baishi Yicheng opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but he suddenly reacted, and his whole body was about to explode.
Today is an important day, thanks to my good uncle, he is wearing fancy and girly clothes.
So that's why you came over to strike up a conversation blatantly?
He even stretched out his salty pig's hand openly and aboveboard?
For a while, the opening ceremony became quiet because of what Jiraiya had done.
On the high platform, the third generation did not get angry because of Ziraiya's recklessness, but said with a smile: "That dress should be a child of the Butterfly family, she is really a beautiful little girl."
Mito Menyan nodded in agreement, then turned to Xiaochun and said angrily, "That's a boy."
The two old men started coughing violently.
What to do, Baishi Yicheng's mind turned quickly, but he couldn't think of a way, and he wanted to speak but dared not speak.
If he spoke, his masculinity would definitely be exposed.
Although it is unpleasant to be treated as a girl, it is better than being treated as a freak.
He is obviously a boy but dresses like a girl. I am afraid that within a day his name will spread throughout Konoha, and even his family will become a laughing stock.
Using force, let alone whether you can fight or not, this occasion alone is very wrong.
There was a big fight at the opening ceremony, I'm afraid there is nothing good to eat.
A small face was flushed, but this seemed shy in the eyes of others.
Really unable to think of a way, he could only stare at Jiraiya fiercely with murderous eyes, then slapped his hand off, and looked at the third generation on the high platform without saying a word.
The third generation coughed, and soon a school teacher came out to maintain order, took Jiraiya to the back of the line and began to criticize education.
With Jiraiya coming out like this, the third generation was not in the mood to continue talking. After a few perfunctory sentences, the opening ceremony, which embarrassed Baishi Yicheng, came to an end.
The next step was to classify, he was assigned to class A of the first grade, and then the teacher asked him to wait for the class teacher in the classroom.
The moment I found the class and opened the door, Jiraiya's hateful face appeared in front of my eyes.
"It turned out that we were assigned to the same class. I introduced myself again. I am here myself. Please take care of me in the future."
Zilai also extended a salty pig's hand to him again.
Baishi Yicheng's entire face darkened in an instant, his eyes scanned the situation in the classroom, and when he saw that there were not many people, he reached out to shake hands with Zilaiye.
When the two held hands together, Baishi Yicheng pulled a little harder, but Zilai didn't respond or he didn't want to resist at all, so Baishi Yicheng pulled him into his arms.
Lying next to Jiraiya's ear, Shiraishi Yoshiki deliberately spoke in a hoarse voice that smelled like Orochimaru: "Shiraishi Yoshiki, please take care of me in the future."
Jilai, who heard this voice for the first time, also shuddered, and then shouted: "Male?"
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, Baishi Yicheng's face turned blue, and he didn't want to entangle with the idiot anymore, so he found a seat by the window and sat down.
Ji Lai also couldn't believe it after he sat down, and it took him a while to calm down.
After being quiet for a while, Zilai couldn't sit still anymore, lying on the window and staring at the corridor.
Whenever a girl passed by, he immediately ran to the door and stood ready for his first meeting ceremony.
After repeating it a few times, it really gave him a lot of advantages, Baishi Yicheng said in a low voice rather speechlessly: "What an idiot."
Another girl came in through the door. This girl's name was Senju Tsunade.
Jilai also stretched out his salty pig's hand as usual, but he turned his head and glanced at Baishi Yicheng when he stretched halfway.
He suddenly discovered that the girl in front of him was actually very similar to some parts of Baishi Yicheng.
With a twitch of his brain, a ghost suddenly said: "Are you a man too?"
Tsunade, who was about to shake hands with Jiraiya, turned into a fist in an instant, and hit Jiraiya hard on the forehead.
The world is quiet.
(End of this chapter)
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