Starting from Hokage, crossing with the Devil's Codex
Chapter 141 You Dare To Snatch My Bones, I Will Die To My Old Lady!
Chapter 141 You Dare To Snatch My Bones, I Will Die To My Old Lady!
The night was dark, the room of the wooden house was pushed away, the flame of the fireplace flickered a few times and finally went out, and the temperature in the wooden house dropped rapidly.
In the dense forest at the junction of Yanhuang and E Country, Lu Chenxi leaned against a tree, stroking Miao Xiaoqi.
"When a friend comes, there is wine and meat. When the wolf comes, there is a shotgun. Is the Tsar a friend or a wolf?"
"."
Translation: What's the matter with this guy, and his breath has already been upgraded to max Dzogchen, it seems that he has slacked off after becoming president, and he still needs to practice more.
"Looks like a jackal"
While speaking, Lu Chenxi slowly pulled out the crimson hanging from his waist. When the Tsar saw Lu Chenxi draw the knife, he immediately waved his hand and pointed at his throat.
"I said, Mr. Tsar, if it doesn't work, let's cut out the tonsils. Your symptoms of inflammation in 360 and 360 days out of [-] and five days may be terminally ill."
"."
Translation: This guy doesn't seem to be a fake. After all, there are not many people with such a vicious tongue. Well, you can go back.
The Tsar turned around and disappeared at the border. From the beginning to the end, the two of them did not really enter the territory of the other party. This is a matter of attitude. If a half-step super god enters another country rashly, it is equivalent to sending the handle into the other party's hands. Even if you want to come back, the other party will try their best to buy you and bury you.
Early the next morning, there was a new letter on the wooden table in Xiaomu Nei, and no one knew who sent it.
Tear apart the belief, the distorted font on it shows that the other party's mood is very bad now, otherwise you can't imagine how the other party wrote such an ugly font.
Qinglong is on the verge of death, the original body of Longyou was snatched by Dongying, the team of Special Power suffered heavy losses, the Wang family rebelled, the domestic corpse brothers ran amok, the new guardian has not yet grown up, the domestic situation is in chaos, and it is time for you to come back .
Burned after watching—
Click!Click!Click!
The letter turned into crystals and fell to the ground inch by inch. At the same time, the second ring of the main mission opened at the same time.
The second ring of the main task [Clear] has been opened
Task content: Clean up 80.00% of the corpses in the country.
Mission Rewards: Treasure Chests are Accumulating
"Let's go, Xiaoqi, go do some errands with me"
"Meow"
Miao Xiaoqi reluctantly got up from the bed that had just been warmed. It was freezing outside. If she didn't have this leather coat, she would really be unbearable.
On the border of country e, a large number of armed forces and soldiers stationed there are practicing, and Lu Chenxi swaggers into the tent of the commander-in-chief of the border deployment army.
"Hahaha, drink!"
"Today whoever gets drunk first will go outside and run naked"
"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
"Mmmm!"
Clang, clatter!
There was chaos in the house, in fact Lu Chenxi was also very curious, he swaggered in, not only these people didn't care, even the soldiers running outside just took a look at him and continued running.
In fact, Lu Chenxi misunderstood. No one would have thought that a person who just walked as if nothing had happened in a military center would be his own person.
"Hello sir"
Lu Chenxi's toothache was even worse now, and he was confused about what the situation was now.
"Get through the communication, I have something to say to the President"
"Hold on"
After some fiddling and kicking by one of the officers, the communication was finally connected.
"What's up!!!!"
The Tsar may have just had an inflammation of his tonsils recently, and the sound of such a sentence broke immediately. It is estimated that the poor tonsils will become inflamed again.
"Old man, I want to go back to the capital and let your people pay attention. If you dare to cross the line, you will be killed."
Alright, I've finished what I needed to say. Lu Chenxi turned her head and left without hesitation. Apart from the tent, she could vaguely hear the tsar's roar on the other side of the screen. He was probably scolding the group of commanders. After all, they were in the office. When playing golf, a video communication is received to see the top combat power of another country. No one can bear such excitement.
A few days later, at the Beijing airport, an armed helicopter landed, and Lu Chenxi got off from the helicopter.
"Meow!"
Translation: Garbage helicopter, great experience, bad review!Bad review!
Armed helicopters have high maneuverability, but the experience is extremely poor, just like riding a pirate ship in an amusement park, and it is the kind that has more than 24 disappearances.
"Welcome back, Knifeman"
"Wait a minute, let me eat something first."
The little secretary was stunned, what kind of god is this, and the temperament of one of the Yanhuang twin gods that was agreed, why does it feel that the girl in front of me not only does not have the temperament of a strong person, but also has the feeling of being a greedy sister next door? .
"By the way, are there any restaurants near here?"
Looking at the dilapidated walls, I guess, maybe, maybe, should, there are restaurants,
"some"
"Great, take the two of us there, we are almost starving, compressed biscuits don't taste good at all"
"But the Commander said"
"Oh, don't worry about that bad old man, let's eat first"
"Ahh"
In the babysitter's car, the little secretary was in a daze, and the driver was also in a daze. Didn't he agree to go to the headquarters? Why did he suddenly change the route.
"Is it here?"
"right"
"Hurry up, I can't wait"
The car door opened, Lu Chenxi took the lead, followed by Miao Xiaoqi, the master and the slave not only ate compressed biscuits along the way, but also ate compressed biscuits at the border. Give me some water, so Lu Chenxi has been using compressed biscuits with snow for the past few days.
After a few people entered [Lao Wang Sauce Bone Buffet], Lu Chenxi took the lead and took two pots of big bones and sat down to eat. Lu Chenxi would definitely teach the young boss a lesson.
"Meow~"
Miao Xiaoqi looked at the little secretary with big watery eyes, and then pointed to the big bone. Miss Secretary was almost turned into a bud by Miao Xiaoqi's big watery eyes. She picked up Miao Xiaoqi and took it with her hand. A pot of big bones.
Three or 10 minutes later, the store owner looked at the bones on the table, and his heart was bleeding with pain. These people, it's not right!That woman and that cat must have eaten too much, and the food was clean, the kind that even a dog would want to scold someone after seeing it.
"Hiccup~"
Just as Lu Chenxi was about to take the last bone, he and Miao Xiaoqi looked at each other for three seconds, and then stretched out their hands to grab the last bone at the same time.
Whoa!
The glass window was shattered, and a dead man hung on the bones and disappeared in a whiz. Not far away, there was a woman wearing a strange costume and holding a bow and arrow, chasing and cursing.
"Meow!"
Translation: That's the last piece.
"Damn it! I'm gonna kill you!"
boom!
Lu Chenxi kicked a hole in the roof, and the boss saw this scene, his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, what happened today.
"Stop, I want you to be buried with Brother Qinglong"
Yanhuang special ability against · team members · flower fish · sky level
"Hahaha, little girl, let's talk after you catch me."
Original Ninth Level Hunter Wolf Chief
While running wildly, the wolf chief happily ate the sauced bones in his mouth. Although he became a corpse brother, he still likes to eat meat, but human meat is still more delicious.
"I killed you!"
The wolf chief and the flower fish looked towards the direction of the sound, above, almost at the same time.
Breath of Water·Gan Tian's
wrong!
Strong old lady's bones, you don't deserve to be purified.
The Brilliance and Enlightenment of the Breath of the Sun!
The dark purple flames gather in the sky like glowing dandelions, and finally form a burning phoenix that falls downward.
"Death to the old lady!"
(End of this chapter)
The night was dark, the room of the wooden house was pushed away, the flame of the fireplace flickered a few times and finally went out, and the temperature in the wooden house dropped rapidly.
In the dense forest at the junction of Yanhuang and E Country, Lu Chenxi leaned against a tree, stroking Miao Xiaoqi.
"When a friend comes, there is wine and meat. When the wolf comes, there is a shotgun. Is the Tsar a friend or a wolf?"
"."
Translation: What's the matter with this guy, and his breath has already been upgraded to max Dzogchen, it seems that he has slacked off after becoming president, and he still needs to practice more.
"Looks like a jackal"
While speaking, Lu Chenxi slowly pulled out the crimson hanging from his waist. When the Tsar saw Lu Chenxi draw the knife, he immediately waved his hand and pointed at his throat.
"I said, Mr. Tsar, if it doesn't work, let's cut out the tonsils. Your symptoms of inflammation in 360 and 360 days out of [-] and five days may be terminally ill."
"."
Translation: This guy doesn't seem to be a fake. After all, there are not many people with such a vicious tongue. Well, you can go back.
The Tsar turned around and disappeared at the border. From the beginning to the end, the two of them did not really enter the territory of the other party. This is a matter of attitude. If a half-step super god enters another country rashly, it is equivalent to sending the handle into the other party's hands. Even if you want to come back, the other party will try their best to buy you and bury you.
Early the next morning, there was a new letter on the wooden table in Xiaomu Nei, and no one knew who sent it.
Tear apart the belief, the distorted font on it shows that the other party's mood is very bad now, otherwise you can't imagine how the other party wrote such an ugly font.
Qinglong is on the verge of death, the original body of Longyou was snatched by Dongying, the team of Special Power suffered heavy losses, the Wang family rebelled, the domestic corpse brothers ran amok, the new guardian has not yet grown up, the domestic situation is in chaos, and it is time for you to come back .
Burned after watching—
Click!Click!Click!
The letter turned into crystals and fell to the ground inch by inch. At the same time, the second ring of the main mission opened at the same time.
The second ring of the main task [Clear] has been opened
Task content: Clean up 80.00% of the corpses in the country.
Mission Rewards: Treasure Chests are Accumulating
"Let's go, Xiaoqi, go do some errands with me"
"Meow"
Miao Xiaoqi reluctantly got up from the bed that had just been warmed. It was freezing outside. If she didn't have this leather coat, she would really be unbearable.
On the border of country e, a large number of armed forces and soldiers stationed there are practicing, and Lu Chenxi swaggers into the tent of the commander-in-chief of the border deployment army.
"Hahaha, drink!"
"Today whoever gets drunk first will go outside and run naked"
"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
"Mmmm!"
Clang, clatter!
There was chaos in the house, in fact Lu Chenxi was also very curious, he swaggered in, not only these people didn't care, even the soldiers running outside just took a look at him and continued running.
In fact, Lu Chenxi misunderstood. No one would have thought that a person who just walked as if nothing had happened in a military center would be his own person.
"Hello sir"
Lu Chenxi's toothache was even worse now, and he was confused about what the situation was now.
"Get through the communication, I have something to say to the President"
"Hold on"
After some fiddling and kicking by one of the officers, the communication was finally connected.
"What's up!!!!"
The Tsar may have just had an inflammation of his tonsils recently, and the sound of such a sentence broke immediately. It is estimated that the poor tonsils will become inflamed again.
"Old man, I want to go back to the capital and let your people pay attention. If you dare to cross the line, you will be killed."
Alright, I've finished what I needed to say. Lu Chenxi turned her head and left without hesitation. Apart from the tent, she could vaguely hear the tsar's roar on the other side of the screen. He was probably scolding the group of commanders. After all, they were in the office. When playing golf, a video communication is received to see the top combat power of another country. No one can bear such excitement.
A few days later, at the Beijing airport, an armed helicopter landed, and Lu Chenxi got off from the helicopter.
"Meow!"
Translation: Garbage helicopter, great experience, bad review!Bad review!
Armed helicopters have high maneuverability, but the experience is extremely poor, just like riding a pirate ship in an amusement park, and it is the kind that has more than 24 disappearances.
"Welcome back, Knifeman"
"Wait a minute, let me eat something first."
The little secretary was stunned, what kind of god is this, and the temperament of one of the Yanhuang twin gods that was agreed, why does it feel that the girl in front of me not only does not have the temperament of a strong person, but also has the feeling of being a greedy sister next door? .
"By the way, are there any restaurants near here?"
Looking at the dilapidated walls, I guess, maybe, maybe, should, there are restaurants,
"some"
"Great, take the two of us there, we are almost starving, compressed biscuits don't taste good at all"
"But the Commander said"
"Oh, don't worry about that bad old man, let's eat first"
"Ahh"
In the babysitter's car, the little secretary was in a daze, and the driver was also in a daze. Didn't he agree to go to the headquarters? Why did he suddenly change the route.
"Is it here?"
"right"
"Hurry up, I can't wait"
The car door opened, Lu Chenxi took the lead, followed by Miao Xiaoqi, the master and the slave not only ate compressed biscuits along the way, but also ate compressed biscuits at the border. Give me some water, so Lu Chenxi has been using compressed biscuits with snow for the past few days.
After a few people entered [Lao Wang Sauce Bone Buffet], Lu Chenxi took the lead and took two pots of big bones and sat down to eat. Lu Chenxi would definitely teach the young boss a lesson.
"Meow~"
Miao Xiaoqi looked at the little secretary with big watery eyes, and then pointed to the big bone. Miss Secretary was almost turned into a bud by Miao Xiaoqi's big watery eyes. She picked up Miao Xiaoqi and took it with her hand. A pot of big bones.
Three or 10 minutes later, the store owner looked at the bones on the table, and his heart was bleeding with pain. These people, it's not right!That woman and that cat must have eaten too much, and the food was clean, the kind that even a dog would want to scold someone after seeing it.
"Hiccup~"
Just as Lu Chenxi was about to take the last bone, he and Miao Xiaoqi looked at each other for three seconds, and then stretched out their hands to grab the last bone at the same time.
Whoa!
The glass window was shattered, and a dead man hung on the bones and disappeared in a whiz. Not far away, there was a woman wearing a strange costume and holding a bow and arrow, chasing and cursing.
"Meow!"
Translation: That's the last piece.
"Damn it! I'm gonna kill you!"
boom!
Lu Chenxi kicked a hole in the roof, and the boss saw this scene, his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, what happened today.
"Stop, I want you to be buried with Brother Qinglong"
Yanhuang special ability against · team members · flower fish · sky level
"Hahaha, little girl, let's talk after you catch me."
Original Ninth Level Hunter Wolf Chief
While running wildly, the wolf chief happily ate the sauced bones in his mouth. Although he became a corpse brother, he still likes to eat meat, but human meat is still more delicious.
"I killed you!"
The wolf chief and the flower fish looked towards the direction of the sound, above, almost at the same time.
Breath of Water·Gan Tian's
wrong!
Strong old lady's bones, you don't deserve to be purified.
The Brilliance and Enlightenment of the Breath of the Sun!
The dark purple flames gather in the sky like glowing dandelions, and finally form a burning phoenix that falls downward.
"Death to the old lady!"
(End of this chapter)
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