There's something wrong with this Hogwarts

Chapter 25

Mark found a little golden light.

He stretched out his hand to touch, and a gentle female voice rang in his ears.

"The heroine chat group is serving you... Didi, it has detected that you are not a woman, and the heroine chat group refuses you to join."

In the summer, Mark was shivering and his hands and feet were cold.

What the hell is going on in this world!
If you're not a woman, you can't even join the chat group?

Sexism!

But it doesn't matter if there are difficulties, Mark thinks he can find a way to overcome them.

"Actually, I'm sick." Mark said sincerely: "I have gender cognitive impairment. Don't look at my body as a man, but I'm actually a woman in mind. I think I am qualified to join the chat group of female protagonists of the heavens. Chat with the sisters."

The hostess chat group fell silent.

It took a long time before it made a sound.

"How to prove your psychology is female?"

prove?Simple.

Mark smiled confidently.

"I went shopping with Jimei today, and I had some fairy dessert 778, and the storm inhaled it. It was so delicious that I jumped to JIOJIO's honey citron tea, and the butter beer from Three Broomsticks is really YYDS! The small cakes are also amazing! I saw a Puxin man on the road, Help, help, really, today is also a day for the fugitive princess with my sisters."

Hostess chat group: "..."

The smell is too strong, I can't stand it.

"I really hope to be best friends with everyone." Mark cried: "Since I was a child, I dare not tell anyone about my peculiarity, for fear that they will look down on me."

"Today, I finally met the chat group of the heroines of the heavens. I can communicate with sisters from other worlds and relieve my emotions. I am ecstatic."

"Unexpectedly, the chat group rejected me because of a small physical problem. I am really sad."

The hostess chat group is also about to cry.

It's so pitiful, that's all, let's open the door.

"Don't be sad, don't be sad." A gentle voice sounded: "Welcome to the chat group of the hostesses of the heavens, please give yourself a nickname."

Nickname?

Is this still worth thinking about?

"Hermione."

Mark said.

Throughout Harry Potter, no woman is more likable than Hermione.

"But... isn't your name Hermione?"

"Yes, my name is Mark." Mark said, "But isn't it called now? My name is Mark, and my nickname is Hermione. Is there a problem?"

There seems to be no problem.

Not to mention Hermione, it's fine for Mark to call Goddess of Destiny Yuanshi Tianzun OAA Doraemon.

"Welcome Hermione to join the heroine chat group."

Ruoxi: "Huh? Is there a newcomer here?"

Luo Qingchuan: "Sahua, it's actually Hermione! I like Hermione the most!"

Zhen Huan: "Why did Bai Lianhua leave the group? Is she dead?"

Wei Yingluo: "No way, no way, no way? Sister Bai said yesterday that she just got off Pegasus at Hogwarts."

All-knowing and omnipotent beautiful girl: "Eliminate all wrong answers, and there is only one truth!"

"White Lotus, was beaten to death by a troll in yesterday's spell class!"

Ruyi: "Hey, blame me, it's a pity I wasn't here yesterday, otherwise I could help Sister Bai find a way."

Da Yuer: "It's not my sister's fault, it's fate."

Little Swallow: "Fate? I never believe in fate!"

This is a bunch of messes, Mark lives in Bengbu.

It was not easy for Bai Lianhua to be friends with these people.

None of them are reliable.

"Who are you? What is this place?" Mark checked the chat group while pretending that he didn't understand anything.

The omniscient and omnipotent beautiful girl is the group leader, and everyone else is the administrator.

The content of the group is very simple. In addition to the basic chat function, there are also red envelopes to recruit new people.

But now the port for recruiting newcomers is closed.

This so-called heroine chat group can only accommodate up to nine people.

"Hahahaha, little sister Hermione, don't worry, we are not bad people." Little Swallow said, "Want to know your future? The group leader can tell you."

The all-knowing and omnipotent beautiful girl: "Call me sister, and I will tell you."

Luo Qingchuan: "I also know Hermione's story!"

Then, Luo Qingchuan typed out Hermione's story line in the group according to the original plot.

"What a great adventure!" Zhen Huan exclaimed.

Ruoxi: "It's a pity that Scully, Dumbledore, Fred of the Weasley twins, Sirius, Lupine, Tonks, Moody, Scrimgeour, Gregorovich, Ollivander, Dobby, Colin, Xenophilius, Cedric, Batty...too many have passed away."

When women start chatting, men have nothing to do.

At this time, Mark had almost touched the function of the chat group.

"Thank you for telling me this, I will change everything!"

As Mark was typing, he had already changed. As long as Voldemort dared to jump out, dozens of little wizards could kill him without him taking a shot.

"In order to thank everyone, I will give you a little gift from the magical world!"

"What? A gift from the magical world?" The all-knowing and all-powerful beautiful girl was excited. She was just an ordinary white-collar worker in the urban world. After getting the chat group of the heroines of the heavens, she bought and sold antique gold from the Qing Dynasty and became a rich man.

When you have money, you start thinking about messes.

How can things in the historical world compare with things in the magical world?
"Wow, what is it? I can't wait!"

"I want a time-turner... Well, Hermione probably can't get it now, so can I get some sketching quills? Writing by hand is so tiring."

"I want to try specialties from another world."

"I like sweet ones best, is there any sugar?"

"Wand! I want a wand! I want to be a wizard too! Hermione get us some wands, maybe one of the sisters is a hidden wizard!"

Their requirements are very simple, and nothing is a problem.

"Don't worry, everyone, I'll prepare right away, and I will definitely satisfy you."

Mark looked at the time, it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

Time is tight and the task is heavy, first deal with these girls in the group, there is still something to do when I come back at night.

He left the confines of Hogwarts, performing Apparition continuously.

Soon, Mark arrived at a small house by the North Sea.

"Arrange a boat, I'm going to Azkaban."

The wizard in the room recognized Mark, and prepared the boat without saying a word.

Azkaban casts powerful magic and can only be reached by boat.

In Azkaban, Mark found the leader of the dementors.

"Give me eight dementors... the ones that get pushed out, you know?"

The circle of people is not easy to mix.

The world of dementors is also not simple.

The leader of the dementors understood immediately, and he immediately found eight monsters that were usually obsequious to him.

"Your task is very simple. I will send you to a place. When you arrive, you are welcome to give a passionate kiss to the first person you see."

Dementors have no facial features on their faces, only a big black mouth that can devour souls.

People call the process of devouring souls the Dementor's Kiss.

The eight selected dementors are happy, is there such a good thing?

They didn't deal with the leader of the dementors, and they usually did more and less, but they never expected that today's time will turn around!
Mark made a contract with them and opened a chat group.

"Sisters! The gifts I prepared for you are packed, and you are ready to receive the red envelopes!"

"Thank you little Hermione!"

"What will it be? I'm looking forward to it!"

"I'm ready to receive it!"

Eight dementors, eight group friends, eight red envelopes.

Mark is absolutely fair, and there should be no discrimination in the beautiful group.

Each group member has a red envelope, which Mark chooses to send.

In the next moment, there was no sound in the group.

The world is clean.

(End of this chapter)