Douluo's Steady Douluo
Chapter 68 What's wrong with you
Chapter 68 What's wrong with you
After the game, Xie Chun thought he would score on the spot, but the Meng Shen Ji on stage just ended hastily, and then announced the end of the game.
"No, what about the prize you won?"
The following students started to go out, Xie Chun suddenly found that the awards ceremony hadn't started yet, he must at least pay the agreed money first after he was exhausted.
"Don't worry, wait until tomorrow, the Education Committee has to go back and prepare." Qin Ming comforted him.
Xie Chun was shocked, he was familiar with this routine, and after delaying it again and again, in the end, he didn't have to give it anymore, that's how he didn't have the salary in his previous life.
Besides, audiences who don't have these certificates at that time, if there is a shady scene, he will have no place to report it.
"According to the previous situation, it should be distributed together with the chief's reward." Ye Lingling guessed.
That's acceptable, as long as it's not gone forever.
"It's going to be a long vacation, how are you guys going to spend it?" Dugu Yan glanced at Ye Lingling and asked innocently.
"Of course I'm going home." Yufeng took out his sister strategy manual, "There are still a few younger sisters waiting for me at my hometown."
"What about the rest?"
"I have to go home to see my parents." Oslo raised his hand.
"We also have to go back to the sect to report on the current situation." This is the Shi family brother.
"Lingling, what about you?"
"I should stay in the academy."
Yu Tianheng smiled gently: "Lingling, if you have nowhere to go, you can go back to the Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect with us. It must be more interesting than being in the academy."
Ye Lingling hesitated for two seconds: "Xiaochun, do you want to go home too?"
"Me? Of course I live in the college, and I go out for a stroll occasionally." Xie Chun definitely couldn't go back to live in the Spirit Hall during the holidays, that would be unrealistic.
"Then I also live in the college." Ye Lingling nodded.
Dugu Yan looked back and forth between the two, and finally invited: "Actually, you two can come together, there are plenty of places for people to live in such a big sect."
"Definitely next time, I will go and have a look when I have the chance." Xie Chun wrote a bad check casually.
After chatting briefly about the holiday, everyone went back to their rooms and prepared to pack their luggage. The college's courses for this semester have ended, and they can leave school at any time. They just need to come back to check in after the school starts two months later.
Naturally, Xie Chun had nothing to clean up. He went back to his room and lay down on the bed to touch the fish, planning to take a nap before going out for dinner.
"Is anyone there?" There was a slight knock on the door, accompanied by a girl's melodious voice.
"The door is unlocked." Xie Chun, who was already lying down, naturally couldn't get out of bed to open the door.
Pushing the door open was Shui Yue'er in a long skirt. Different from her usual impression of moving like a rabbit, this time she felt a little more serene. Is she getting closer to her sister?
"Your sister asked you to come to me?" Xie Chun lifted the quilt and sat up on the bed.
"Of course not, I came here secretly." Shui Yue'er quietly closed the door behind her, and scanned the layout of the room.
"Oh."
Hearing this, Xie Chun lay back down again. She probably has nothing to do when she comes here by herself, and he still serves a hammer when she has nothing to do. Wouldn't it be nice to lie down and rest?
"This room of yours is quite girlish?" Shui Yue'er said carefully.
"The room here is set up like this. I don't bother to spend energy on arranging it. It's not impossible to live in this way." Xie Chun responded casually, waiting for the other party to explain his intention.
"Well"
Shui Yue'er thought about his intention of doing this, wanted to break into the girl?Still say him.
No, I can't think about it anymore, the girl quickly shook her little head.
"So what else do you have to do? I'm going to sleep."
Seeing her staring blankly there, Xie Chun had no choice but to chase her away.
"I have something to do, it's about the game in the afternoon."
"I want to know why you lost?" Xie Chun yawned, put the pillow on the head of the bed, and leaned against it.
"Yeah." Shui Yue'er nodded quickly.
"It's up to you to find the reason."
"Ok?"
"Look, what is the biggest advantage of your Tianshui Academy?"
"Martial Soul Fusion Technique." Shui Yue'er said proudly.
Xie Chun took out a paper and a pen from the bedside cabinet: "The Wuhun fusion technique is just your hole card, and your greatest advantage is external."
Then, he drew seven stick figures on the paper.
"Outside?" Shui Yue'er glanced at what he drew, but didn't understand what it meant.
"It's just wearing skirts." Xie Chun looked resentful, "If you all wear miniskirts to fight, will you lose?"
Shui Yue'er was taken aback: "There is such a saying?"
"That's right, let's not talk too much, the seven of you put on clothes that accentuate your figure, and your winning rate will increase by at least [-]%."
Shui Yueer blinked: "But we used to wear skirts to compete, why didn't we feel that there is a function to increase the winning rate."
"Let me give you an example, you know Yufeng on Tiandou's side, right?"
"The birdman flying in the sky?"
"Yes, it's him. Assuming your sister is wearing the same outfit as this morning, he probably surrendered when he came on stage."
Shui Yue'er was surprised again: "So scary?"
"That's right, so go back and talk to your sister, let you put on your skirts again, goodbye." Xie Chun pushed Shui Yue'er out of the room while she was thinking.
These female Bodhisattvas put on such tightly covered clothes, what will he look at in the future?This unhealthy atmosphere must be dealt with severely.
Speaking of which, this Shui Yue'er seems to have a low IQ, and she is even better at fooling around than Ye Lingling.
Is it possible that the smaller the chest, the lower the IQ?
For the time being, record this conjecture in the notebook, and when there are more samples in the future, he can prove it. If it is really proved that IQ is directly proportional to the size of the chest, he will call this Xie Chun's conjecture.
He is the new generation of Newton, changing the world today.
Xie Chun locked the door, returned to the head of the bed and lay down again, then seemed to remember something, and took out the experiment report he had obtained earlier from the storage ring.
{About the absorption of the direction of heaven, material and earth treasures from the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda}
{Recorder: Ning Fengzhi}
After looking at the thick content, Xie Chun didn't have the desire to read it all. After recalling the various experiments in his previous life, he decided to skip to the end to see the results.
The process doesn't matter.
{Conclusion of the first phase of the experiment: When Tiancaidibao is taken alone, there is no obvious phenomenon of Qibao Liuli Pagoda Wuhun. }
Come on, god of invisibility forever.
Seeing that this meant that it failed, Xie Chun looked at the last line of the notice again:
{The second stage will consider the medicinal effects of multiple mixing of various natural materials and earth treasures, starting from the number two. }
Good guy, more than 1000 kinds of natural materials and earthly treasures are mixed in multiples. Whether Ning Feng can finish it before he dies is another matter, and the exhaustive method is not used in this way.
I still have to find something from this experiment report, so I decided to stay up all night tonight.
Xie Chun stretched, jumped out of the bed, sat down on the chair, and began to struggle with more than 1000 pieces of experimental data.
Hope to have a good result.
(End of this chapter)
After the game, Xie Chun thought he would score on the spot, but the Meng Shen Ji on stage just ended hastily, and then announced the end of the game.
"No, what about the prize you won?"
The following students started to go out, Xie Chun suddenly found that the awards ceremony hadn't started yet, he must at least pay the agreed money first after he was exhausted.
"Don't worry, wait until tomorrow, the Education Committee has to go back and prepare." Qin Ming comforted him.
Xie Chun was shocked, he was familiar with this routine, and after delaying it again and again, in the end, he didn't have to give it anymore, that's how he didn't have the salary in his previous life.
Besides, audiences who don't have these certificates at that time, if there is a shady scene, he will have no place to report it.
"According to the previous situation, it should be distributed together with the chief's reward." Ye Lingling guessed.
That's acceptable, as long as it's not gone forever.
"It's going to be a long vacation, how are you guys going to spend it?" Dugu Yan glanced at Ye Lingling and asked innocently.
"Of course I'm going home." Yufeng took out his sister strategy manual, "There are still a few younger sisters waiting for me at my hometown."
"What about the rest?"
"I have to go home to see my parents." Oslo raised his hand.
"We also have to go back to the sect to report on the current situation." This is the Shi family brother.
"Lingling, what about you?"
"I should stay in the academy."
Yu Tianheng smiled gently: "Lingling, if you have nowhere to go, you can go back to the Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect with us. It must be more interesting than being in the academy."
Ye Lingling hesitated for two seconds: "Xiaochun, do you want to go home too?"
"Me? Of course I live in the college, and I go out for a stroll occasionally." Xie Chun definitely couldn't go back to live in the Spirit Hall during the holidays, that would be unrealistic.
"Then I also live in the college." Ye Lingling nodded.
Dugu Yan looked back and forth between the two, and finally invited: "Actually, you two can come together, there are plenty of places for people to live in such a big sect."
"Definitely next time, I will go and have a look when I have the chance." Xie Chun wrote a bad check casually.
After chatting briefly about the holiday, everyone went back to their rooms and prepared to pack their luggage. The college's courses for this semester have ended, and they can leave school at any time. They just need to come back to check in after the school starts two months later.
Naturally, Xie Chun had nothing to clean up. He went back to his room and lay down on the bed to touch the fish, planning to take a nap before going out for dinner.
"Is anyone there?" There was a slight knock on the door, accompanied by a girl's melodious voice.
"The door is unlocked." Xie Chun, who was already lying down, naturally couldn't get out of bed to open the door.
Pushing the door open was Shui Yue'er in a long skirt. Different from her usual impression of moving like a rabbit, this time she felt a little more serene. Is she getting closer to her sister?
"Your sister asked you to come to me?" Xie Chun lifted the quilt and sat up on the bed.
"Of course not, I came here secretly." Shui Yue'er quietly closed the door behind her, and scanned the layout of the room.
"Oh."
Hearing this, Xie Chun lay back down again. She probably has nothing to do when she comes here by herself, and he still serves a hammer when she has nothing to do. Wouldn't it be nice to lie down and rest?
"This room of yours is quite girlish?" Shui Yue'er said carefully.
"The room here is set up like this. I don't bother to spend energy on arranging it. It's not impossible to live in this way." Xie Chun responded casually, waiting for the other party to explain his intention.
"Well"
Shui Yue'er thought about his intention of doing this, wanted to break into the girl?Still say him.
No, I can't think about it anymore, the girl quickly shook her little head.
"So what else do you have to do? I'm going to sleep."
Seeing her staring blankly there, Xie Chun had no choice but to chase her away.
"I have something to do, it's about the game in the afternoon."
"I want to know why you lost?" Xie Chun yawned, put the pillow on the head of the bed, and leaned against it.
"Yeah." Shui Yue'er nodded quickly.
"It's up to you to find the reason."
"Ok?"
"Look, what is the biggest advantage of your Tianshui Academy?"
"Martial Soul Fusion Technique." Shui Yue'er said proudly.
Xie Chun took out a paper and a pen from the bedside cabinet: "The Wuhun fusion technique is just your hole card, and your greatest advantage is external."
Then, he drew seven stick figures on the paper.
"Outside?" Shui Yue'er glanced at what he drew, but didn't understand what it meant.
"It's just wearing skirts." Xie Chun looked resentful, "If you all wear miniskirts to fight, will you lose?"
Shui Yue'er was taken aback: "There is such a saying?"
"That's right, let's not talk too much, the seven of you put on clothes that accentuate your figure, and your winning rate will increase by at least [-]%."
Shui Yueer blinked: "But we used to wear skirts to compete, why didn't we feel that there is a function to increase the winning rate."
"Let me give you an example, you know Yufeng on Tiandou's side, right?"
"The birdman flying in the sky?"
"Yes, it's him. Assuming your sister is wearing the same outfit as this morning, he probably surrendered when he came on stage."
Shui Yue'er was surprised again: "So scary?"
"That's right, so go back and talk to your sister, let you put on your skirts again, goodbye." Xie Chun pushed Shui Yue'er out of the room while she was thinking.
These female Bodhisattvas put on such tightly covered clothes, what will he look at in the future?This unhealthy atmosphere must be dealt with severely.
Speaking of which, this Shui Yue'er seems to have a low IQ, and she is even better at fooling around than Ye Lingling.
Is it possible that the smaller the chest, the lower the IQ?
For the time being, record this conjecture in the notebook, and when there are more samples in the future, he can prove it. If it is really proved that IQ is directly proportional to the size of the chest, he will call this Xie Chun's conjecture.
He is the new generation of Newton, changing the world today.
Xie Chun locked the door, returned to the head of the bed and lay down again, then seemed to remember something, and took out the experiment report he had obtained earlier from the storage ring.
{About the absorption of the direction of heaven, material and earth treasures from the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda}
{Recorder: Ning Fengzhi}
After looking at the thick content, Xie Chun didn't have the desire to read it all. After recalling the various experiments in his previous life, he decided to skip to the end to see the results.
The process doesn't matter.
{Conclusion of the first phase of the experiment: When Tiancaidibao is taken alone, there is no obvious phenomenon of Qibao Liuli Pagoda Wuhun. }
Come on, god of invisibility forever.
Seeing that this meant that it failed, Xie Chun looked at the last line of the notice again:
{The second stage will consider the medicinal effects of multiple mixing of various natural materials and earth treasures, starting from the number two. }
Good guy, more than 1000 kinds of natural materials and earthly treasures are mixed in multiples. Whether Ning Feng can finish it before he dies is another matter, and the exhaustive method is not used in this way.
I still have to find something from this experiment report, so I decided to stay up all night tonight.
Xie Chun stretched, jumped out of the bed, sat down on the chair, and began to struggle with more than 1000 pieces of experimental data.
Hope to have a good result.
(End of this chapter)
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