Wizards of the East at Hogwarts
Chapter 3 Son, You Have to Believe in Science
Chapter 3 Son, You Have to Believe in Science
In the dark night, a gust of cold wind blew by, bringing a bit of iciness to the hot summer day. It blew away the dark clouds covering the sky, and a waning moon hung in the sky. The moon was like a hook, and the lonely sycamore tree Deep courtyard lock...
It's already seven o'clock in the night, and the pedestrians on the street are...more and more, Uncle Liu who came out for a walk...Uncle Yang who came out to walk the dog...Wang who came out to walk the bird...cough cough...
With a "snap", Mother Li slapped her hand on the table and questioned loudly: "Say it again!"
"Wife, don't scare the child, don't get excited, don't get excited!" Father Li hurriedly took Mother Li's hand and said.
"Mom, haven't I said everything clearly enough?" Li Ran scratched his head and said with a little fear.
"I think you're itchy. If you didn't do your homework, you didn't do your homework! Now you can lie and make such a lame excuse."
Mother Li told Li Ran angrily.
"Mom, I really didn't lie to you, and that chicken can really fly... It was still in the house before dinner just now... If you don't believe me, I will show you."
Li Ran said as he dragged his parents to the small bedroom.
Reached the door and opened it.
Li Ran pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Dad, Mom, look, isn't that chicken right here...I'll give it to you later..." Li Ran's voice became smaller and smaller, because he found that the chicken in the morning was gone!What the hell!
"That's not right, he was still here just now, why did he lose his kung fu after a meal?" Li Ran said to himself.
"Hmph, make it up, keep making it up." Mother Li put her arms around her arms and stared at Li Ran.
Father Li also spoke at this meeting: "Son, your father treats you as a son, you can't treat your father as a fool...Where is the chicken in this house that can fly three stories high, let alone a chicken that can fly , I don’t see a single chicken that can’t fly in this house??!”
"Son, if you were greedy for chicken legs, you would have told me earlier, you don't have to hide and make up nonsense to fool me and your mother." Father Li looked at Li Ran and sighed.
"You said that if you were admitted to some martial arts academy, I can still believe it. There is no magic in this world." It seems that Li's father has read many martial arts novels.
"Son, it's about to enter the 21st century, you have to believe in science, feudal superstition is not advisable, good boy." Father Li patted Li Ran's head.
Depressed, Li Ran patted his father's hand away from his own hair. A middle-aged man in love likes to pluck other people's hair when he has no hair?
What is this quirk?Did you learn from Duncan?Li Ran looked at his father who was a little bald and thought silently.
Li Ran was really distressed at the moment and couldn't tell. In fact, he himself didn't want to tell his parents about it.
But there is no way, I can't go to the magic school secretly, can I?
And it seems that this so-called magic school is obviously a dormitory type. If I go to the magic school secretly to study.
Without knowing the details, my parents couldn't see me coming home from school every night.I will definitely call the police worriedly, and the matter will become a big mess.
"Boom, boom, boom." Just as Li Ran was feeling uncomfortable, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Mother, kid, calm down first, I'll open the door and see who's coming."
Father Li secretly rubbed the few strands of hair he had just plucked out with his index finger, thumb and middle finger, feeling relieved, but said to Mother Li with a serious face.
Mother Li didn't say a word, but nodded to signal Father Li to open the door first.
Li Ran noticed his father's small movements, and hurriedly looked at the mirror hanging on the refrigerator, playing with his hair, for fear that he would be bald.
"Excuse me, is this the home of classmate Li Ran?" Father Li opened the door, and there was a middle-aged man standing outside the door. He was wearing a close-fitting black suit and asked with a slight bow to Father Li.
Li Ran stopped fiddling with his hair when he heard the commotion, and turned around to look at the person who came.
I saw a middle-aged man about 185 tall, neither fat nor thin, with a straight waist.
From a distance, the first impression is a tall and energetic northern man.He combed his oily and shiny back hair, and conservatively estimated that he had to apply pomade for 10 minutes.
With a height of 185, this hair must be counted as 3 centimeters.Li Ran thought about it.
On the bridge of the man's nose was a pair of round-rimmed glasses with gold wire rims.
A black suit sets off his extraordinary temperament, and a strangely shaped red ape-like medal is pinned on the left chest.
There is a small rectangular wooden sign hanging on the belt. The wooden sign is black as a whole, and the periphery is covered with a circle of gold. The three words "Zhang Guodong" are written in cursive in the middle of the wooden sign.
She wore a pair of black shiny leather shoes.
Father Li replied: "Yes, this is Li Ran's home. I am Li Ran's father. May I ask who you are? Do you have anything to do with Li Ran?"
The middle-aged man smiled, took out a small card from his pocket and handed it to Father Li.
"Hi, Li Ran's father, my surname is Zhang, Gongchang Zhang, and my name is Guodong, this is my business card, please accept it.
I am the vice principal of the Polaris School of Magic, the highest institution in China's magic world.
The purpose of coming here today is to tell you and your lover that your son Li Ran was admitted to our school because of his talent that ordinary people do not have.
Presumably you have received the letter from our school to you? "
Hearing this, Li Ran hurried into the room, took out the letter, and handed it to his mother.
Mother Li didn't seem to calm down, she glared at Li Ran, but she didn't say anything, but put the letter in her hand.
Father Li put the business card in his hand and looked at it. It read: Polaris School of Magic, Vice Principal, Zhang Guodong.Contact number: 6785423, there is a line of small characters written on the back of the phone (please inform Aunt Liu in the reception room).
Father Li put his business card into his trouser pocket, and looked at Zhang Guodong suspiciously: "Comrade, have you cheated people all the way home these years?"
Hearing this, Zhang Guodong was not angry. He looked at Li's mother and Li Ran, and seemed to understand something.
He just smiled lightly and said, "I know you may be skeptical, but what Li Ran told you is not false."
As soon as the words were finished, Zhang Guodong suddenly pulled out a wooden sword from nowhere. The red spikes of the sword were made of something. It didn't look like ordinary red thread, but rather resembled the hair of some kind of animal.
The hilt is seven inches and five inches long; the body of the sword is two feet two inches and five inches long; the spine is three and four inches thick; the sword is one inch and two inches wide.
There are some incomprehensible characters written in cursive on the body of the sword.Li Ran looked at it and probably only recognized the word "Taiping" in it, and the other words were written too scribbled and unrestrained, so that he couldn't recognize what they were.
Zhang Guodong held a mahogany sword in his right hand, and placed the index finger and middle finger of his left hand in front of his mouth like a sword finger. He opened and closed his mouth, and he didn't know what he was chanting.
Suddenly, I heard him shouting "Fire!" in a muffled voice.
A flame about the size of an adult's fist suddenly burst out from the tip of the mahogany sword.This startled Li's father and Li's mother, and quickly took two steps back.
Li Ran was also taken aback, but he didn't back away, because there was a refrigerator behind him, and he was already stuck on the refrigerator door in fright.
Zhang Guodong drew up, down, left, and right with the sword finger of his left hand twice, and saw the fist-sized flame on the front of the wooden sword start to shake up, down, left, and right along with his finger.
After shaking it twice, I only heard Zhang Guodong yelled "receive" again.
The palm of the left hand was facing upwards, and then the sword pointed back and bent.The fist-sized flame shook twice and disappeared.
Holding the wooden sword in his right hand, he slowly placed it three inches below his waist. After two seconds, the wooden sword on his right hand disappeared, and Zhang Guodong put his right hand into his trouser pocket.
Li Ran looked at Zhang Guodong's movement of withdrawing the sword, and felt happy, thinking of a certain outstanding cross talk artist in later generations——Yu Qian, his father. (Note 1)
Li's father and Li's mother, it's only now that they react.They whispered to each other secretly.
"Honey, this man really knows how to teach, this." Li's father said to Li's mother.
"But, I'm always worried if this person is a liar..." Mother Li frowned, and followed Father Li worriedly.
Li Ran and Zhang Guodong next to each other had white lines all over their heads. Obviously, Li's father and Li's mother underestimated the volume of their "whispering".
"Cough cough." Zhang Guodong clenched his left hand and put his fist near his mouth, pretending to cough twice.
"You two, don't worry about me being a liar, if Li Ran accepts this admission letter and intends to come to our school.
When school starts, you two still have to send your children to school. When you arrive at school and see the difference between our school and ordinary schools, are you two still afraid that I am a liar?
Moreover, you two have to accompany Li Ran to buy school supplies. When you get there, you will know whether I am a liar or not. "
"Okay then, but Li Ran in our family is already in the third grade of elementary school, why is your school recruiting now?" Father Li asked Zhang Guodong suspiciously.
To be honest, Li Ran thought so too. It stands to reason that this kind of school either recruits students before entering elementary school, or waits until they graduate from elementary school.
Why do you start recruiting students from the middle third grade?Li Ran also didn't quite understand.
"Ahem, well, because the teachers in our school are not very good at teaching ordinary people literacy, arithmetic and so on.
Of course, I can't say I can't, I can only say that I'm not very good at it. After all, there is a specialization in the art field, so we only issue notices after the students have a certain foundation.
That is, in the third grade of elementary school, and if the children are too young, it is not conducive to our magic teaching. Even if the children are too young, they can only listen to some theoretical lessons even if they come to school.It's better to let the children learn to read and count first, so as to lay down some basic things. "Zhang Guodong explained.
"Learning magic in a scientific way is what the new generation of flowers in the motherland should do. Have you lost your studies? Children, you have to believe in science." - Vice President Zhang Guodong
Note 1: As we all know, Yu Qian's father, Mr. Zhang, is an excellent all-round entertainer, and his best skill is to take out a mobile phone from the ditch.The most wonderful function of this method is that it can promote the blood circulation of the whole body and manually replace the blood in the body.Of course, the biggest disadvantage of this secret technique is that if someone calls him frequently, the old man is prone to anemia.
(The next chapter will be released during the day tomorrow.)
(End of this chapter)
In the dark night, a gust of cold wind blew by, bringing a bit of iciness to the hot summer day. It blew away the dark clouds covering the sky, and a waning moon hung in the sky. The moon was like a hook, and the lonely sycamore tree Deep courtyard lock...
It's already seven o'clock in the night, and the pedestrians on the street are...more and more, Uncle Liu who came out for a walk...Uncle Yang who came out to walk the dog...Wang who came out to walk the bird...cough cough...
With a "snap", Mother Li slapped her hand on the table and questioned loudly: "Say it again!"
"Wife, don't scare the child, don't get excited, don't get excited!" Father Li hurriedly took Mother Li's hand and said.
"Mom, haven't I said everything clearly enough?" Li Ran scratched his head and said with a little fear.
"I think you're itchy. If you didn't do your homework, you didn't do your homework! Now you can lie and make such a lame excuse."
Mother Li told Li Ran angrily.
"Mom, I really didn't lie to you, and that chicken can really fly... It was still in the house before dinner just now... If you don't believe me, I will show you."
Li Ran said as he dragged his parents to the small bedroom.
Reached the door and opened it.
Li Ran pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Dad, Mom, look, isn't that chicken right here...I'll give it to you later..." Li Ran's voice became smaller and smaller, because he found that the chicken in the morning was gone!What the hell!
"That's not right, he was still here just now, why did he lose his kung fu after a meal?" Li Ran said to himself.
"Hmph, make it up, keep making it up." Mother Li put her arms around her arms and stared at Li Ran.
Father Li also spoke at this meeting: "Son, your father treats you as a son, you can't treat your father as a fool...Where is the chicken in this house that can fly three stories high, let alone a chicken that can fly , I don’t see a single chicken that can’t fly in this house??!”
"Son, if you were greedy for chicken legs, you would have told me earlier, you don't have to hide and make up nonsense to fool me and your mother." Father Li looked at Li Ran and sighed.
"You said that if you were admitted to some martial arts academy, I can still believe it. There is no magic in this world." It seems that Li's father has read many martial arts novels.
"Son, it's about to enter the 21st century, you have to believe in science, feudal superstition is not advisable, good boy." Father Li patted Li Ran's head.
Depressed, Li Ran patted his father's hand away from his own hair. A middle-aged man in love likes to pluck other people's hair when he has no hair?
What is this quirk?Did you learn from Duncan?Li Ran looked at his father who was a little bald and thought silently.
Li Ran was really distressed at the moment and couldn't tell. In fact, he himself didn't want to tell his parents about it.
But there is no way, I can't go to the magic school secretly, can I?
And it seems that this so-called magic school is obviously a dormitory type. If I go to the magic school secretly to study.
Without knowing the details, my parents couldn't see me coming home from school every night.I will definitely call the police worriedly, and the matter will become a big mess.
"Boom, boom, boom." Just as Li Ran was feeling uncomfortable, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Mother, kid, calm down first, I'll open the door and see who's coming."
Father Li secretly rubbed the few strands of hair he had just plucked out with his index finger, thumb and middle finger, feeling relieved, but said to Mother Li with a serious face.
Mother Li didn't say a word, but nodded to signal Father Li to open the door first.
Li Ran noticed his father's small movements, and hurriedly looked at the mirror hanging on the refrigerator, playing with his hair, for fear that he would be bald.
"Excuse me, is this the home of classmate Li Ran?" Father Li opened the door, and there was a middle-aged man standing outside the door. He was wearing a close-fitting black suit and asked with a slight bow to Father Li.
Li Ran stopped fiddling with his hair when he heard the commotion, and turned around to look at the person who came.
I saw a middle-aged man about 185 tall, neither fat nor thin, with a straight waist.
From a distance, the first impression is a tall and energetic northern man.He combed his oily and shiny back hair, and conservatively estimated that he had to apply pomade for 10 minutes.
With a height of 185, this hair must be counted as 3 centimeters.Li Ran thought about it.
On the bridge of the man's nose was a pair of round-rimmed glasses with gold wire rims.
A black suit sets off his extraordinary temperament, and a strangely shaped red ape-like medal is pinned on the left chest.
There is a small rectangular wooden sign hanging on the belt. The wooden sign is black as a whole, and the periphery is covered with a circle of gold. The three words "Zhang Guodong" are written in cursive in the middle of the wooden sign.
She wore a pair of black shiny leather shoes.
Father Li replied: "Yes, this is Li Ran's home. I am Li Ran's father. May I ask who you are? Do you have anything to do with Li Ran?"
The middle-aged man smiled, took out a small card from his pocket and handed it to Father Li.
"Hi, Li Ran's father, my surname is Zhang, Gongchang Zhang, and my name is Guodong, this is my business card, please accept it.
I am the vice principal of the Polaris School of Magic, the highest institution in China's magic world.
The purpose of coming here today is to tell you and your lover that your son Li Ran was admitted to our school because of his talent that ordinary people do not have.
Presumably you have received the letter from our school to you? "
Hearing this, Li Ran hurried into the room, took out the letter, and handed it to his mother.
Mother Li didn't seem to calm down, she glared at Li Ran, but she didn't say anything, but put the letter in her hand.
Father Li put the business card in his hand and looked at it. It read: Polaris School of Magic, Vice Principal, Zhang Guodong.Contact number: 6785423, there is a line of small characters written on the back of the phone (please inform Aunt Liu in the reception room).
Father Li put his business card into his trouser pocket, and looked at Zhang Guodong suspiciously: "Comrade, have you cheated people all the way home these years?"
Hearing this, Zhang Guodong was not angry. He looked at Li's mother and Li Ran, and seemed to understand something.
He just smiled lightly and said, "I know you may be skeptical, but what Li Ran told you is not false."
As soon as the words were finished, Zhang Guodong suddenly pulled out a wooden sword from nowhere. The red spikes of the sword were made of something. It didn't look like ordinary red thread, but rather resembled the hair of some kind of animal.
The hilt is seven inches and five inches long; the body of the sword is two feet two inches and five inches long; the spine is three and four inches thick; the sword is one inch and two inches wide.
There are some incomprehensible characters written in cursive on the body of the sword.Li Ran looked at it and probably only recognized the word "Taiping" in it, and the other words were written too scribbled and unrestrained, so that he couldn't recognize what they were.
Zhang Guodong held a mahogany sword in his right hand, and placed the index finger and middle finger of his left hand in front of his mouth like a sword finger. He opened and closed his mouth, and he didn't know what he was chanting.
Suddenly, I heard him shouting "Fire!" in a muffled voice.
A flame about the size of an adult's fist suddenly burst out from the tip of the mahogany sword.This startled Li's father and Li's mother, and quickly took two steps back.
Li Ran was also taken aback, but he didn't back away, because there was a refrigerator behind him, and he was already stuck on the refrigerator door in fright.
Zhang Guodong drew up, down, left, and right with the sword finger of his left hand twice, and saw the fist-sized flame on the front of the wooden sword start to shake up, down, left, and right along with his finger.
After shaking it twice, I only heard Zhang Guodong yelled "receive" again.
The palm of the left hand was facing upwards, and then the sword pointed back and bent.The fist-sized flame shook twice and disappeared.
Holding the wooden sword in his right hand, he slowly placed it three inches below his waist. After two seconds, the wooden sword on his right hand disappeared, and Zhang Guodong put his right hand into his trouser pocket.
Li Ran looked at Zhang Guodong's movement of withdrawing the sword, and felt happy, thinking of a certain outstanding cross talk artist in later generations——Yu Qian, his father. (Note 1)
Li's father and Li's mother, it's only now that they react.They whispered to each other secretly.
"Honey, this man really knows how to teach, this." Li's father said to Li's mother.
"But, I'm always worried if this person is a liar..." Mother Li frowned, and followed Father Li worriedly.
Li Ran and Zhang Guodong next to each other had white lines all over their heads. Obviously, Li's father and Li's mother underestimated the volume of their "whispering".
"Cough cough." Zhang Guodong clenched his left hand and put his fist near his mouth, pretending to cough twice.
"You two, don't worry about me being a liar, if Li Ran accepts this admission letter and intends to come to our school.
When school starts, you two still have to send your children to school. When you arrive at school and see the difference between our school and ordinary schools, are you two still afraid that I am a liar?
Moreover, you two have to accompany Li Ran to buy school supplies. When you get there, you will know whether I am a liar or not. "
"Okay then, but Li Ran in our family is already in the third grade of elementary school, why is your school recruiting now?" Father Li asked Zhang Guodong suspiciously.
To be honest, Li Ran thought so too. It stands to reason that this kind of school either recruits students before entering elementary school, or waits until they graduate from elementary school.
Why do you start recruiting students from the middle third grade?Li Ran also didn't quite understand.
"Ahem, well, because the teachers in our school are not very good at teaching ordinary people literacy, arithmetic and so on.
Of course, I can't say I can't, I can only say that I'm not very good at it. After all, there is a specialization in the art field, so we only issue notices after the students have a certain foundation.
That is, in the third grade of elementary school, and if the children are too young, it is not conducive to our magic teaching. Even if the children are too young, they can only listen to some theoretical lessons even if they come to school.It's better to let the children learn to read and count first, so as to lay down some basic things. "Zhang Guodong explained.
"Learning magic in a scientific way is what the new generation of flowers in the motherland should do. Have you lost your studies? Children, you have to believe in science." - Vice President Zhang Guodong
Note 1: As we all know, Yu Qian's father, Mr. Zhang, is an excellent all-round entertainer, and his best skill is to take out a mobile phone from the ditch.The most wonderful function of this method is that it can promote the blood circulation of the whole body and manually replace the blood in the body.Of course, the biggest disadvantage of this secret technique is that if someone calls him frequently, the old man is prone to anemia.
(The next chapter will be released during the day tomorrow.)
(End of this chapter)
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