Naruto Six Paths Iruka

Chapter 45 45. You Can't Resist

After experiencing a betrayal of allies and invasion by foreign enemies, Konoha finally regained its former peace.

The new fifth-generation Hokage Kakashi said affectionately at the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the new Yile Ramen store: "Today, we can eat a bowl of ramen here with peace of mind, and we cannot do without the heroic people's children and ninjas around us. They are here. The border patrols day after day, eating military food pills and drinking mountain spring water in the tunnels and caves, guarding the frontier for us and resisting foreign enemies, in exchange for our safe environment, prosperous business, and affluent life Everyone here, there is no one who does not have a ninja at home, you are all Konoha's heroes."

He walked to the side and took Uncle Yile's hand and said to the audience: "You are a ramen master, and I am the village chief, but we are all public servants serving the people of the great land of fire."

The audience burst into tears and burst into applause.Kakashi walked down the stage and quietly asked Uncle Yile: "How is it? A year of free takeaway, isn't it a loss?"

Uncle Yile: "No loss, no loss, hahahahaha, every morning at 8 o'clock, noon at noon, and 12 o'clock in the evening, I will definitely let the calamus be delivered to you on time. Speaking of Kakashi-sama, eating takeout every day really hurts your body. Got it?"

"There's nothing I can do if I can't stand it," Kakashi said, "There are too many things. It's okay, I'll go back first."

Looking at the smoke after Kakashikage disappeared, Iruka poked Uncle Yile: "How is it? The ribbon-cutting guest I introduced to you is not lower than me, right?"

"Very good, hahahahaha," Uncle Yile said happily, "By the way, don't we have nothing to do now?"

Iruka: "Before Uchiha Itachi comes back to visit relatives, there is really nothing to do. Of course, I have to take those three boys to do missions to make money."

The Uchiha Itachi they were talking about had already mixed in the crowd and watched the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

"It turns out that the new Hokage is him." Itachi was wearing a one-piece suit with a hat and a pair of sunglasses, and walked towards the entrance of the village. "When he was under him, he might not be his opponent, but now it's okay. Now, go back and call on Kisame, it's time for us to play."

A week later, Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Kisame appeared in the dumpling shop wearing their standard black cloud robes and standard bamboo hats.

"It's been so many years, but I still can't forget the taste of my hometown." Itachi ate a portion of dumpling contentedly and wiped his mouth.

"Where are we going next?" Ghost asked.

"If you can still eat it," Itachi said, "we went to that newly opened ramen restaurant. When we checked Konoha's combat power last time, we suddenly became interested in that restaurant."

The two checked out and got up, and after a while, they appeared at the door of Yile Ramen.

"Two guests, please come in." Uncle Yile was startled, itachi came!Forcibly suppressing his surprised expression, he continued, "What would you like to order?"

"What is the most expensive thing here?" Guixiong asked, his words attracted the attention of the whole store.

Uncle Yile answered truthfully: "Enlarge the deluxe shark fin ramen set!"

"Shark's fin." Kisame felt his back hurt when he heard it, "Forget it, just have two bowls of ordinary ramen, and a pot of free tea."

"Okay! Two bowls of ordinary ramen and a pot of free tea!" Uncle Yile shouted loudly.The people in the store "cut": "You are poor and pretend."

Uncle Yile returned to the back kitchen, and after an explanation, he hurried to the secret room, found Iluka with a crystal ball, and opened a space vortex in front of him.

"What are you doing?" Iruka stepped in from the whirlpool, "Has Itachi come?"

"Hush!" Uncle Yile motioned him to lower his voice, "It's in the shop!"

Iruka: "Should I notify Kakashi? Or should we solve it ourselves?"

Uncle Yile: "This is the problem. If you go and tell Kakashi that 'Akatsuki' is here, guess what he will ask you?"

Iruka suddenly realized: "He doesn't even know what 'Akatsuki' is."

"That's it," Uncle Yile said, "There is a missing link in the plot. Now unless someone recognizes Itachi, no one thinks that the two of them are any threat."

"Let's take a look first," Iruka flipped the crystal ball and pointed it at the Itachi in the store, "Is this Uchiha Itachi?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Uncle Yile asked, and looked over, "Why does it feel that something is not right?"

"It's ugly," said Iruka.

Uncle Yile took a closer look. At this time, Itachi had already taken off his bamboo hat, and his entire face could be seen at a glance: "It's really ugly. Look, the nasolabial folds that should be handsome have turned into wrinkles like grandpa's, and the cold eyes have become His eyes are squinting, his hair looks like it hasn’t been washed for three months, his teeth are full of dirt, and his nails are full of mud. Wow, that hand is not good. I have to tell the kitchen to throw away the dishes he used. So dirty."

"The guy who wanders outside and kills people doesn't have time to clean himself up," Iruka said. "It seems that in this worldview, he can't be cleansed at all."

"What does this have to do with washing or not?" Uncle Yile asked.

Iruka: "Think about it, in the original work, what was Itachi's initial setting?"

Uncle Yile: "The villain who ruthlessly killed his entire family!"

Iruka: "What happened then?"

Uncle Yile: "Although he is a genius, he was forced to lower his IQ and took advantage of Danzo as a scapegoat; he hid a terrorist organization, but no information was released; he was a super warm man who forcibly released water for his younger brother in the end."

Iruka: "Why did the setting change?"

Uncle Yile: "I don't know. Is it too popular?"

Iruka: "Why is it so popular?"

Uncle Yile: "Why?"

Iruka: "Masashi Kishimoto painted him so handsome! If the painting was ugly, there would be so many bad things. This group of viewers, as long as the villain is born well, the three views will follow the five senses. Kishimoto will not draw it today Itachi is whitewashed, readers will dare to hang him on the electric pole at the door tomorrow. Think about it, Kakashi’s death and resurrection such a nonsense plot has to be drawn, isn’t it the reader’s credit for sending the blade? Japan’s express delivery review is too strict , can things like blades be sent casually?"

Uncle Yile: "So? This Itachi is so ugly, we beat him to death here, no one will have any objections? Look, Itachi walked towards Hokage's office!"

Itachi and Kisame went straight to Hokage's office, but the guard at the door tried to stop him, but was knocked down with a palm.Kakashi was buried in the papers, when he heard the noise outside, he raised his head: "What's wrong?"

The door was kicked open, and two figures appeared at the door: "Long time no see, Captain Kakashi."

"It's you?" Kakashi immediately recognized Itachi.

"I won't talk nonsense, where is Naruto Uzumaki?" Itachi said.

Kakashi pulled out Kunai: "What are you going to do?"

"I advise you not to try to fight against me, because you are no longer my opponent." Itachi opened his eyes, "Tsuyomi!"

Kakashi saw the world around him turn into black and white, and Itachi in front of him held piles of official documents and said to him: "In 72 hours from now, you have to keep reviewing official documents here. You can't stop! The space, time and rules of this world are all in my hands, and you can't resist!"

(End of this chapter)