Naruto Six Paths Iruka
Chapter 19 19. Don't be obscene
Chapter 19 19. Don't be obscene
Naruto's stomach.
Kyuubi once again saw Naruto's consciousness coming in, and said disdainfully: "Little ghost, why are you looking for me again? I told you a long time ago, unless you let me out, I won't tell you anything !"
Naruto ignored him, but took a pen and wrote and drew on the railing of the seal.
"Hey!" Kyuubi yelled, "What are you doing?"
"This is the answer for tomorrow's exam. I thought about it, and no one will find out if I copy it here." Naruto said while writing.
"What do you think of me?" Nine Tails scolded angrily, "I'm a terrifying Nine Tail Demon Fox!"
Naruto: "So what? Wasn't it locked in my stomach in the end?"
Kyuubi: "You"
Naruto: "What me? Come out and hit me if you have the ability!"
Kyuubi: "Do you want to know the secret of your life experience? If you want to know, just let me out!"
Naruto: "If you don't want to talk, just shut up, I have to finish copying these quickly. Thanks to Mr. Iruka for stealing the questions, otherwise I would be too shameful if I failed in the first exam. What kind of problem is this? Is the person who asked this question mentally ill? A ninja with a height of 1.9 meters in Takiyin Village threw a shuriken weighing 800g at Master Hashirama from 400 miles away, asking for a shuriken The amount of air resistance encountered and where the shuriken will eventually hit? Nonsense, the shuriken will definitely fall to the ground!"
Kyuubi: "I can answer this question! I know that G=mg"
Naruto: "Shut up! I have a standard answer!"
The next day, Iruka and Uncle Yile secretly opened the crystal ball at home to watch the grand occasion in the examination room.
"This is really the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers," Uncle Yile sighed, "Look, Iruka, the first one in the second row, the fourth one in the fifth row, the third one in the eighth row, and the third one in the tenth row The second one is the Chunin who Ibixi arranged to come in and do the questions."
"Look at Naruto, look at Naruto," Iruka said.
"Okay," Uncle Yile pushed the crystal ball and pointed it at Naruto, "Why didn't he move?"
"He said he copied the answer in a place where no one would find it, and I asked him where he didn't say it," Iruka said.
At this moment, Naruto's stomach.
"Hahahahahaha!" Kyuubi laughed maniacally when he saw Naruto's face full of black lines, "Didn't you think so? I used Chakra to erase all the answers you wrote on the pillar!"
Naruto withdrew his consciousness, looked at the test paper, and sighed silently: "Forget it." He picked up the pen and started writing carelessly.
The first question, it is known that a jounin has 500 units of chakra and can produce 10 units of new chakra per second. However, since a chakra-consuming organ cannot be turned off, 8 units of chakra must be consumed per second. Chakra, ask him how long it will take to run out of chakra in battle.
Naruto thought for a while, and wrote: It is recommended that the Jnin throw away that organ, otherwise it is very likely to have a [-]/[-] split with everyone.
The second question is that a factory can produce 1 detonating symbols in one minute, and received an order for 30 million detonating symbols one day. May I ask how many production lines the factory needs to increase to maximize profits.
Naruto thinks 6 million copies?Does the person who wrote the question have no idea about numbers?He wrote: If he finishes, unless Yuyin Village can single out the five major nations.
The third question is that the first Hokage-sama captured eight tailed beasts, and then distributed them to the major ninja villages to maintain everyone's peace. This reflects the spirit of the first-generation Hokage-sama.
Naruto thought, if I had that ability, I would just wipe out the major ninja villages. Anyway, all the tailed beasts are with me, and no one dares to do anything to me.But he didn't dare to write it out, so he had to write: This reflects the spirit of the first generation of Hokage who has a heart for the world but is too idealistic. Soon there will be a new war.
Uncle Yile and Iruka looked at Naruto's answer sheet, and their hearts were very complicated.
Uncle Yile: "Didn't you say that he copied the answer in a place where no one can find it?"
Iruka: "This. Maybe. He won't be able to find out by himself in the end."
Uncle Yile: "What the hell? And what are the questions he answered? Is he the son of prophecy? Oh yes, it seems to be true, no, no, this son of prophecy is not the son of prophecy!"
Iruka: "Forget it, Ibixi won't watch it in the end anyway, look, someone cheated too obviously and got caught."
Because there was no trouble from Naruto in the first exam, there were fewer people left than the original one.Iluka took a general look, and none of the most important people were left behind. It is very likely that these people have family inheritance. The night before, the brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts in the family who passed the Chunin exam had already taught them in advance. experience.
This is the power of the family, Iruka thought, if an ordinary ninja without roots wants to gain a foothold in this world, either he is gifted, like Sakura or Rock Lee, or he meets a nobleman. Support, like the original Iruka.However, even so, most of them are just Zhongnin for a lifetime.
Iruka looked at the crystal ball again. Mitarai Anko had already appeared in the examination room. She looked at the number of people left and announced the time of the second examination.
"Let's go," Iruka raised his head and said to Uncle Yile, "I have to go back to the office, Naruto and the others will come to me in a while."
Uncle Yile nodded: "I have to go back to the store too. I've been decorating the new store these few days. Come and cut the ribbon for me when it opens?"
"Open? Wait for a while," Iruka said, "You forgot, there will be a war at the end of the Chunin exam."
"Oh, yes, I forgot about that." Uncle Yi Le said, "Then, is Orochimaru already here?"
Iruka: "Yes."
Uncle Yile: "During the second exam, will he enter the exam room and leave a curse mark on Sasuke?"
Iruka: "Yes."
Uncle Yile: "Are we going to stop him?"
Iruka: "I think, don't. Really stop it, let Orochimaru find out that Konoha has our existence, it is hard to say whether a war will be launched later. Besides, Sasuke has not been planted with a curse seal, so there will be no To pursue the power of Orochimaru, then there will be no such thing as Sasuke's recapture battle, Ming Zuo's first battle of the Valley of the End, and this plot will be too plain."
Uncle Yile: "Okay, if you don't stop it, don't stop it. After that, a war started and so many people died, and we don't stop it?"
Iruka: "No, you forgot, do we have the power of the six realms? Just give them a reincarnation."
Uncle Yile: "Okay, that's it."
Later that day, Narusa Sakura and the other three asked Iruka in the empty barbecue restaurant: "We are going to take the second exam, does the teacher have anything to explain?"
Iruka took a sip of the soda slowly, and said, "You're obscene, don't mess around."
(End of this chapter)
Naruto's stomach.
Kyuubi once again saw Naruto's consciousness coming in, and said disdainfully: "Little ghost, why are you looking for me again? I told you a long time ago, unless you let me out, I won't tell you anything !"
Naruto ignored him, but took a pen and wrote and drew on the railing of the seal.
"Hey!" Kyuubi yelled, "What are you doing?"
"This is the answer for tomorrow's exam. I thought about it, and no one will find out if I copy it here." Naruto said while writing.
"What do you think of me?" Nine Tails scolded angrily, "I'm a terrifying Nine Tail Demon Fox!"
Naruto: "So what? Wasn't it locked in my stomach in the end?"
Kyuubi: "You"
Naruto: "What me? Come out and hit me if you have the ability!"
Kyuubi: "Do you want to know the secret of your life experience? If you want to know, just let me out!"
Naruto: "If you don't want to talk, just shut up, I have to finish copying these quickly. Thanks to Mr. Iruka for stealing the questions, otherwise I would be too shameful if I failed in the first exam. What kind of problem is this? Is the person who asked this question mentally ill? A ninja with a height of 1.9 meters in Takiyin Village threw a shuriken weighing 800g at Master Hashirama from 400 miles away, asking for a shuriken The amount of air resistance encountered and where the shuriken will eventually hit? Nonsense, the shuriken will definitely fall to the ground!"
Kyuubi: "I can answer this question! I know that G=mg"
Naruto: "Shut up! I have a standard answer!"
The next day, Iruka and Uncle Yile secretly opened the crystal ball at home to watch the grand occasion in the examination room.
"This is really the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers," Uncle Yile sighed, "Look, Iruka, the first one in the second row, the fourth one in the fifth row, the third one in the eighth row, and the third one in the tenth row The second one is the Chunin who Ibixi arranged to come in and do the questions."
"Look at Naruto, look at Naruto," Iruka said.
"Okay," Uncle Yile pushed the crystal ball and pointed it at Naruto, "Why didn't he move?"
"He said he copied the answer in a place where no one would find it, and I asked him where he didn't say it," Iruka said.
At this moment, Naruto's stomach.
"Hahahahahaha!" Kyuubi laughed maniacally when he saw Naruto's face full of black lines, "Didn't you think so? I used Chakra to erase all the answers you wrote on the pillar!"
Naruto withdrew his consciousness, looked at the test paper, and sighed silently: "Forget it." He picked up the pen and started writing carelessly.
The first question, it is known that a jounin has 500 units of chakra and can produce 10 units of new chakra per second. However, since a chakra-consuming organ cannot be turned off, 8 units of chakra must be consumed per second. Chakra, ask him how long it will take to run out of chakra in battle.
Naruto thought for a while, and wrote: It is recommended that the Jnin throw away that organ, otherwise it is very likely to have a [-]/[-] split with everyone.
The second question is that a factory can produce 1 detonating symbols in one minute, and received an order for 30 million detonating symbols one day. May I ask how many production lines the factory needs to increase to maximize profits.
Naruto thinks 6 million copies?Does the person who wrote the question have no idea about numbers?He wrote: If he finishes, unless Yuyin Village can single out the five major nations.
The third question is that the first Hokage-sama captured eight tailed beasts, and then distributed them to the major ninja villages to maintain everyone's peace. This reflects the spirit of the first-generation Hokage-sama.
Naruto thought, if I had that ability, I would just wipe out the major ninja villages. Anyway, all the tailed beasts are with me, and no one dares to do anything to me.But he didn't dare to write it out, so he had to write: This reflects the spirit of the first generation of Hokage who has a heart for the world but is too idealistic. Soon there will be a new war.
Uncle Yile and Iruka looked at Naruto's answer sheet, and their hearts were very complicated.
Uncle Yile: "Didn't you say that he copied the answer in a place where no one can find it?"
Iruka: "This. Maybe. He won't be able to find out by himself in the end."
Uncle Yile: "What the hell? And what are the questions he answered? Is he the son of prophecy? Oh yes, it seems to be true, no, no, this son of prophecy is not the son of prophecy!"
Iruka: "Forget it, Ibixi won't watch it in the end anyway, look, someone cheated too obviously and got caught."
Because there was no trouble from Naruto in the first exam, there were fewer people left than the original one.Iluka took a general look, and none of the most important people were left behind. It is very likely that these people have family inheritance. The night before, the brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts in the family who passed the Chunin exam had already taught them in advance. experience.
This is the power of the family, Iruka thought, if an ordinary ninja without roots wants to gain a foothold in this world, either he is gifted, like Sakura or Rock Lee, or he meets a nobleman. Support, like the original Iruka.However, even so, most of them are just Zhongnin for a lifetime.
Iruka looked at the crystal ball again. Mitarai Anko had already appeared in the examination room. She looked at the number of people left and announced the time of the second examination.
"Let's go," Iruka raised his head and said to Uncle Yile, "I have to go back to the office, Naruto and the others will come to me in a while."
Uncle Yile nodded: "I have to go back to the store too. I've been decorating the new store these few days. Come and cut the ribbon for me when it opens?"
"Open? Wait for a while," Iruka said, "You forgot, there will be a war at the end of the Chunin exam."
"Oh, yes, I forgot about that." Uncle Yi Le said, "Then, is Orochimaru already here?"
Iruka: "Yes."
Uncle Yile: "During the second exam, will he enter the exam room and leave a curse mark on Sasuke?"
Iruka: "Yes."
Uncle Yile: "Are we going to stop him?"
Iruka: "I think, don't. Really stop it, let Orochimaru find out that Konoha has our existence, it is hard to say whether a war will be launched later. Besides, Sasuke has not been planted with a curse seal, so there will be no To pursue the power of Orochimaru, then there will be no such thing as Sasuke's recapture battle, Ming Zuo's first battle of the Valley of the End, and this plot will be too plain."
Uncle Yile: "Okay, if you don't stop it, don't stop it. After that, a war started and so many people died, and we don't stop it?"
Iruka: "No, you forgot, do we have the power of the six realms? Just give them a reincarnation."
Uncle Yile: "Okay, that's it."
Later that day, Narusa Sakura and the other three asked Iruka in the empty barbecue restaurant: "We are going to take the second exam, does the teacher have anything to explain?"
Iruka took a sip of the soda slowly, and said, "You're obscene, don't mess around."
(End of this chapter)
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