go to his hokage dream

Chapter 80 A Specially Made Encounter
In the following days, his life seemed to return to those days in the ninja school. Every day at two o'clock and one line, apart from eating and sleeping, he rushed to the training ground to continue to consolidate his practice and study his cheats.

However, the progress of these two items is not very satisfactory to him. Needless to say, the basic practice is a long-term project, and the main headache for him is the cheating.

Because he has so little information that he can't even figure out why, the biggest achievement in the past two days is just naming the blue light clusters surrounding him "soul chakra", which can be described as horrible.

However, even if the progress is not satisfactory to him, he really has nothing else to do besides these.

His circle of friends is only Iruka and Hinata, the little daughter-in-law was grounded for some reason, and he has been stopped outside the gate of Hyuga's mansion several times this week.

As for Iruka, because of his busy schedule, the time for the Chunin exam was just before the summer vacation of the corresponding ninja school, which was the end of the semester. As the class teacher, he naturally didn't have time to come out and let Naruto eat.

At the same time, during this month's offseason, he couldn't receive the task, because Kakashi didn't know where to take Sasuke to go to special training.

By the way, unlike YY in some fan works he has seen in his previous life, the ninja missions are not eligible to be accepted by the sub-ninja alone, and must be accepted by the captain of the team in the form of a group.

So even if he wants to earn some extra money, he has to wait until he becomes a Chunin, because only the Chunin can meet the minimum requirements to become a captain.

Fortunately, Asma paid for the barbecue that day, otherwise, in this state of sitting and eating, he might have to live on instant noodles before the race.

It can also be seen from here how poor his daily life is. A barbecue can make his life that is not rich even worse. I really don’t know how the original Naruto survived until Hokage with the title of Ninja. Could it be that Do you guys have any tricks to save money when you are particularly hungry?
He thinks that he is already living a budget-conscious life, but he still feels stretched every now and then. This is probably the reason why he hasn't bought a new ninja knife that was broken by Sasuke.

A small part of the reason is that he is still waiting for Sasuke to pay him compensation, but the guy has shown no sign until now, which makes him very disappointed, and he is too embarrassed to speak up, so this matter can only be left as it is. Of.

"I hope there are still discounted lunches left, or I will really eat instant noodles." In the evening, on the way home, he thought that the refrigerator at home was empty, and prayed in his heart that the convenience store would not be robbed of all the bentos, and at the same time, he speeded up. Go back to the pace.

However, when he was hoping that the rest of the lunch would preferably have his favorite flavor of croquette and broccoli, a voice that he was very familiar with these days came to his ears.

"Hey, that's great, it's really best to be a young girl."

Don't think too much, the person who can say such words in such a wretched tone must be a pervert, especially the owner of the voice is squatting under the rear window of the lady's bath, which proves this point.

"..." Naruto stopped in a slightly speechless manner, a little hesitant.

He wasn't concerned about whether to go forward to seek justice, after all, it was impossible for Hinata to come here to take a bath, what annoyed him was that this similar scene was the third time in the past few days.

That's right, from the iconic white hair of the voyeur and the huge scroll conspicuously behind it, it is enough to know that this guy is the famous Jiraiya.

It stands to reason that it is normal for Zilai to peep at the women's bathhouse. After all, besides being a famous LSP, he is also an eighteen-banned writer.

However, in Naruto's eyes, what is particularly weird is that in the past few days, he always encountered Zilai who was also "peeping" in the baths, hot springs, and even the open-air streams he passed on the way to the training ground, and when he passed I can always hear his obscene smile when I'm talking, as if I'm afraid that others won't know that this person is peeping.

"..."

He was speechless, no matter how slow he was for this "coincidence", he still understood what was going on.

"By the way, your LSP is also a tsundere?"

The so-called thing is only three, and the repeated scene in the past few days is an idiot who knows that this is not a coincidence, Naruto stands where he is, speechless and tangled in his heart.

What is speechless is that the famous hero Jilai also chose to use such a "weird" way to create encounters. I feel that this is completely different from his own settings.

He said in his heart that if you have something to do, come and find him, won't it be over? There is nothing to do with these things, and the clumsy performance made him feel embarrassed for him.

The entanglement is whether he should take the donkey down the slope to get acquainted with the other party now.

To be honest, after seeing the other party's deliberation, he also felt very surprised. Although the general direction of the plot has not changed, as he gradually let himself go, the original line of interpersonal relationship has been messed up by him. up.

In other words, he himself had given up on the matter of being a teacher, Zilaiye, but he didn't expect that the other party would appear in front of him in this way.

What's more embarrassing is that he just comforted himself not long ago to open up a new path of immortal mode, but the sudden return of the world line made his thick-skinned old man blush, very embarrassed, feeling like a A sand sculpture of excess self-awareness.

But no matter how embarrassing it is, it's not good to continue standing here like this, either ignoring the other party again, or stepping forward to speak up.

He stood there and pondered for a moment, and finally decided to choose the latter.

One is that he hates the sloppy way of doing things, and the other is that he doesn't think he is as pleasing as Naruto Hara, so why do he think so much? It's not sure whether he will be accepted or not.

Wanting to understand this, he immediately threw away the artificial emotions just now and walked towards the other party.

"Does it look good?" He came to Jiraiya's side, and imitated Jiraiya and asked while squatting down.

Jiraiya was squinting and peeping, but most of his attention was on Naruto behind him, seeing that Naruto finally took the initiative to talk to him, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

He is almost unable to continue acting here. In the past two days, what he has complained the most is Naruto and Minato, who have completely different personalities. If it is a good student, Minato, it is impossible to sit back and ignore the voyeuristic behavior. Minato's son was so indifferent.

Fortunately, this time he finally caught the other party's attention, and Uncle Tsundere Zilai also took out the script he had prepared and started to perform.

I saw that without looking back, I was still staring at the gap in the back wall of the women's bathhouse, as if I didn't notice that Naruto came behind me, and said with a smile: "Of course, this is a rare and stunning view, no matter where you go , as expected, Konoha's little girl is the best."

It's also a good thing that Tsunade is not here, otherwise Jiraiya's bones would have to be broken again. See if this is human, Naruto rolled his eyes in his heart when he heard this.

"It's not enough to see so much, wouldn't it be nice to use the transformation technique to go in and wash together?" Seeing Jiraiya still pretending not to know him, Naruto also had a childlike innocence here, and came up with bad ideas with a narrow face .

To make a digression here, he is just joking, but he has never used the transformation technique to do such a nasty thing.

"Hehe, my brother understands very well, I think so too, but unfortunately the boss here..." Jilai also followed this topic at the beginning, and his smile became more and more obscene, but halfway through the talk, he seemed to suddenly think of it What's the same, turned to look at Naruto, with a solemn expression: "Ahem... how could you come up with such an idea, young man, this immortal is only here to collect information, how could he do such a shameless act, at such a young age, Your thoughts are dangerous."

"Ah, this..." Naruto was really shocked by Jiraiya's shameless appearance, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Obviously what you want to say is that the owner of the bathing pool has remembered your appearance after transformation, you old pervert, where do you come from to say that other people's thinking is dangerous?" I can't help but manage my expressions.

"who?!"

"Ah—someone is peeping!"

"It's you pervert again!"

Just when Naruto was hesitating whether to expose the shameless nature of the other party, the two people's previous conversations exposed them, and a young woman's scream could be heard in the bathhouse, which seemed to be mixed with some Obasan's roar.

"Oh, big failure, hurry up, hurry up!" Seeing that his despicable peeping was discovered, Ji Lai also turned his face away, and ran away as soon as he greeted him.

Naruto was helpless, at this time he could only run along, if he was caught, he would definitely be regarded as this guy's accomplice, he didn't care about other people's opinions, but it would be bad if it spread to the little daughter-in-law.

Just like that, the two of them were in a hurry, and they didn't know how far they ran before they got rid of the group of obasans waving brooms, and stopped by the river.

"Not bad young man, you can keep up with me, what's your name?" Seeing that he got rid of the pursuers, Zilai also reached out to touch the sweat that didn't exist on his face, and asked Naruto as if he didn't know him. .

"..."

Naruto was speechless, if Xindao couldn't keep up with you and got caught, wouldn't I have to take the blame for you, and did you make a mistake, do you want to continue acting embarrassingly?Believe it or not, I just said that my name is Naruto Naruto?

"...My name is Uzumaki Naruto." But in the end he still didn't do that.

After all, he didn't want to make the scene embarrassing. After all, no matter how old he was, the other party belonged to the elders, so he regarded him as an old man, and if he wanted to act, he could act with him for a while.

"Uzumaki Naruto..." Jilai also heard Naruto say his name, a flash of nostalgia flashed in his eyes, he paused and smiled: "It's a good name.

"Of course you think it's good. Isn't this the name of the main character in your book "The Legend of Root, Perseverance and Endurance"?" Naruto habitually complained in his heart, but Naruto showed a polite smile on the surface.

This is the "commercial expression" that he has practiced for a long time. As he has become more self-indulgent recently, few people can see it anymore.

But he couldn't maintain this expression soon, only to hear Zilai also continue to say:

"Since I know your name, it would be unfair not to introduce myself. Listen up, young man!"

As he said that, under Naruto's increasingly bewildered facial expression, Jirai was also extremely exaggerated, dancing his body as if performing a Taiga opera, his waist-length white hair repeatedly fluttered and raised, and his expression began to collapse.

"I——I am—the toad fairy Xiansu Taoist of Miaomu Mountain, known as the Toad Immortal—Jilaiya~~~Yes!" Ended with a super-long and melodious tone, and at the same time, Zilai finally made this plot In the foreplay, he was interrupted countless times, as well as the signature POSE.

"..."

Naruto looked at Jiraiya who was frozen there rather speechlessly, not knowing what to say for a moment.

If it wasn't for being polite and not an opponent, he really wanted to hit someone at the moment. This self-introduction is really eye-catching, with exaggerated movements, and that singing-like accent. Everyone will be interrupted.

At the same time, Jilai, who was looking forward to Naruto's expression, was also a little embarrassed after seeing Naruto's stagnant expression, but what was worse was that Naruto didn't react at all, so he could only continue to maintain this one The exaggerated posture of using the toes of the right foot to support the ground, this extremely unbalanced posture is very tiring, and in just a short while, his forehead has begun to sweat.

Fortunately, this weird silence didn't last too long. After all, Naruto wasn't some kind of devil. Just when he couldn't bear it anymore, he finally nodded and replied in a voice that didn't fluctuate:
"So it's a lecherous fairy—Senior Ziraiya, I've admired him for a long time."

"It's Immortal Toad!" Jiraiya immediately corrected and shouted.

"Okay, lecherous fairy." Naruto continued to commit the crime knowingly and expressionlessly.

"Yes..." Jilai also opened his mouth, and finally waved his hands with an expression of "I was defeated by you", and reluctantly accepted the title.

Afterwards, Jilai, who returned to normal from the state of playing treasure, also pretended to go to the next topic casually and asked Naruto: "Look, your forehead is Konoha's ninja, did you just come back from the mission?"

"No, it's the Chunin exam period now, and I'm currently training for the upcoming competition, and I just came back." Naruto replied very "understanding".

Although I don't know what Jiraiya's plan is, but since the words come here, he must "practice" to quote here.

Sure enough, Ji Lai Ye's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and said: "Preparing for the competition? It seems that you have advanced, young man, and you did a good job. How are you doing? Did you encounter any difficulties? You are lucky. I am in a good mood today." Well, I can make an exception and give you some pointers."

Speaking of Zilai here, he did not forget to emphasize: "You have to know, you have to know how many people in this village want to have such an opportunity, and I am too lazy to teach this kind of good thing. Not everyone can encounter this kind of good thing."

Naruto laughed secretly in his heart, the content of Jiraiya's words seemed to be bragging about how great he was on the surface, but hearing him in his ears, it was more like he was afraid that he would turn around and leave, really arrogant.

Fortunately, he is facing him, a time traveler who knows the plot. If he were replaced by the original Naruto, he would definitely not accept this set, and maybe he would have to suspect that Jiraiya is also a suspicious character.

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