go to his hokage dream

Chapter 4

"Yesterday was really dangerous..."

The next day, Naruto, who had already returned home from the hospital, recalled what happened yesterday, and still couldn't help sweating, secretly rejoicing in his heart.

Yesterday can be said to be the pinnacle of his acting skills in his life. Not only did he fool the three consulting doctors, but he also passed the most difficult level after that - the third Hokage and Sarutobi Hiruzane.

He is most grateful to his girlfriend in his previous life. If his ex-girlfriend hadn't talked to him about the various lesions of hysterical aphasia, it would be really difficult for him as a layman to deceive professionals and even the treacherous third generation.

Especially the latter, in the less than 10-minute meeting yesterday, he almost gave up on several occasions, thanks to the fact that he pretended to be dumb, otherwise he would be exposed by that insightful ninja hero in just a few words .

Even if the third generation had been talking to him kindly yesterday, he still felt the pressure. The main source of the pressure was that he had to fully use his listening and brain power, not daring to miss every syllable that the third generation said. It is to use all the brainpower to analyze it, and I am afraid that if one is not good, I will pretend to be dumb and become a real fool.

In just 10 minutes, he was more tired than the military training in his previous life. Fortunately, he was pretending to be dumb, so he just nodded and shook his head to match his expression, otherwise he would definitely reveal his secrets. All soaked.

Looking back on his actions all day yesterday, even he himself has to admit that luck accounted for a large part of it, which made his "stupid method" work.

First of all, it is thanks to the medical level of this world that is at least the same as or higher than his previous life, which allowed him to pretend to be successful. If this world is full of medical technology that uses medical chakra to restore the body, then everything about him Planning is like fetching water from a bamboo basket.

Fortunately, judging from the results, the academic community here at least has its concept and certain research on mental illness.

Secondly, judging from the contact with the third generation, this ninja man didn't mean to get to the bottom of his abnormal behavior in the past two days, well, at least in front of him, of course, maybe the third generation didn't care at all, after all, he Weirenzhuli is only unable to speak in the short term, and it will not cause any damage to the village, and it is hard to say that it will have a huge impact in the long run.

These luck and his previous actions made this "stupid method" work successfully.

In fact, this stupid method was only planned by Plan B at the beginning. His original plan was to pretend to be dumb by pretending to hang himself after attracting the disgust of the villagers.

After all, compared with the so-called "mental aphasia", it is much more credible to actually use a rope to damage the airway and vocal cords to achieve vocal difficulties.

And he has carefully calculated that the possibility of accidents is extremely small.

First of all, assuming that there is surveillance from the dark side, his "Injuriki" will definitely not die easily.

Secondly, he has also considered whether it will cause permanent damage by accident, and thinks that this possibility is unlikely.

Because he is familiar with comics, he understands that the blood of this body comes from the Uzumaki clan known for its chakra and resilience, and with the Nine Tails in his body, to be honest, it may be difficult for him to want to die. After all, he can be regarded as this The protagonist of the world, and Tsunade, the universal doctor, exists, so he doesn't worry about recovery after injury at all.

To sum up, this is actually the "stupid way" of the original version.

However, note that there is a "but" here, but later he discovered the loopholes in this plan, that is, there are too many places beyond his control during the plan.

The first is that if he chooses to hang himself, he can't control the time when Anbu saves him. If the shot is early, the vocal cords and airway will not be damaged at all. If the shot is late, Kyuubi may come out to make trouble.

This is the embarrassment of this plan.

Also, would it be too abrupt to suddenly commit suicide at this moment after being coldly and violently abused by the people in the village?This is also an issue that needs to be viewed with caution.

The last and most important thing is that the method of "suicide" is too extreme. Like him now pretending to be mentally ill, the third generation and the village may let it go, or don't care, but the nature of suicide will change.

It's hard to say whether after being rescued, he will be sent to Anbu or an illusion class to be used illusion to check his memory, this risk Naruto can't afford.

So after careful consideration, Naruto still chose PLAN B, which is slightly more suspicious but less dangerous, as the action plan.

And now that he was able to return home, it also proved that his choice was correct. From now on, he only needs to go to the hospital for recovery treatment once a week until he fully masters the language of this world.

The result is all right!In the words of Shinnosuke, it is gratifying, Coca-Cola.

He has finally passed the first difficult problem after the sudden time travel. It is hard to say that he has passed the level with a perfect score, but from his personal point of view, at least he has passed.

Thinking of this, Naruto heaved a sigh of relief and took out a bucket of cup noodles from the cup noodle box under the bed, preparing to relax and have a meal before thinking about the next thing.

"Damn it, maybe the next thing I'm thinking about is getting rid of you." Naruto couldn't help complaining in his heart while making instant noodles and smelling the unique smell of instant noodles.

Unlike the original Naruto, he who ate too much instant noodles in college in his previous life absolutely hated this kind of food, but whenever he had a choice, he didn't want to eat this kind of thing.

Especially considering that this body is still suitable for a five or six-year-old child, it may be difficult to grow taller if he eats this kind of food every day. He feels even more disgusted, and his hatred for the old lamp of the third generation and Konoha's group of people grows in his heart The feeling is greatly deepened.

During the 3 minutes of waiting, Naruto couldn't help thinking about how to change the food next.

"Dong dong."

However, before his instant noodles were ready, a sudden knock on the door interrupted his delusion.

"Who could it be? It can't be the old lamp of the third generation, right?" Naruto who heard the knock on the door was curious at first, and then frowned when he thought of the possibility.

When he thought of the third generation who was kind on the surface but put him under great pressure, his mood suddenly turned bad, but he suppressed these things forcibly, and the expression on his face instantly changed to normal, and at the same time hinted that he must not speak.

After finishing this, Naruto went to the door to open it.

"Is it Naruto-kun?"

To his surprise, the visitor was not the third generation as he had imagined, but a young ninja wearing Konoha's traditional tactical vest. After Naruto opened the door, the young man looked at Naruto with a complicated expression and asked.

"..."

[Enable actor mode]

Some strange switch flipped.

At this moment, Naruto opened his mouth, as if he wanted to answer the young man, but he didn't make any sound. The scene suddenly fell into a brief silence. At the end of the silence, Naruto just nodded slightly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Naruto-kun. I learned about your situation from Hokage-sama. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Iruka, and I will be the head teacher of your school from today on." Seeing Naruto's silence, the young man suddenly Recalling the introduction of the previous three generations, he hurriedly said with a little panic.

At the same time, Iruka's heart felt as if he had been stabbed severely by something. Originally, he felt complicated about this task. At this moment, only sympathy and a little guilt for the little figure in front of him remained in his heart.

He realized at this moment that his previous hatred of Wu and Wu was just a kind of incompetent anger, no matter what Kyuubi did, it should not be counted on this poor child.

"Have you been discriminated against and hated by people, and even lost the ability to speak..." Iruka recalled his childhood when he lost his parents, and suddenly realized that compared to Naruto, the bullying he endured was nothing more than dust and a breeze Insufficient.

Iruka, who has excellent empathy ability, "understood" Naruto's situation almost the moment he saw Naruto, he bent slightly and said, "Mr. , I would also like to introduce you to the situation of the school."

"..."

After thinking about it with his small head, Naruto nodded slowly in agreement.

However, what Iruka didn't know was that what Naruto was thinking was: "What did he say, did you invite me to dinner? Kagu? Did it mean school? Oh, fuck it, just nod anyway .”

(End of this chapter)