go to his hokage dream

Chapter 2 Language
"Kill me!"

In the room, Yun Qi...ah no, the time traveler who should be called Naruto knelt down in despair, and said in pain.

"I'm such an idiot."

Naruto beat the ground with both hands, he was really shocked by his own stupidity.

Things start half an hour ago.

That is, when he got up this morning, he had planned to go to the village for a stroll and learn about living information such as prices, but when he was about to greet others with disgusting eyes, he realized that he didn't know the hell at all. Can speak Japanese.

This hindsight made him turn blue on the spot. After a few seconds of embarrassment, he walked home without looking back. As for whether the uncle who sells fish thinks that he, the "demon fox", has fallen ill already It was out of his consideration.

"God, you are playing with me."

He had never heard of a traveler who didn't master the local language. If he didn't have a system or a cheat, would he die if he "knew the language"?

What should he do now?This will soon have to wear clothes.

You must know that what he passed through was not an ordinary person, but Kyuubi's Jinchuriki, maybe Anbu was watching him in a place where he couldn't detect it, and even the old lamp of the third generation was watching him through the crystal ball.

"Won't you give me a slice and humane destruction after being discovered?" Recalling the method of torture in the comics and the root of Shimura Danzo, Naruto's face became even more ugly.

But after all, the soul of this body came from an adult from another world. After a short period of panic, Naruto stood up and sat down by the window, while thinking of a solution with all his might.

First of all, he ruled out the idea of ​​just muddling through without doing anything.

The reason is that his Japanese proficiency is limited to those in anime and love education movies. In layman's terms, he may be able to understand part of the daily conversation, but basically only "Hello" and "Ami Butterfly" are left. , "Yiku" and "prprprpr", if you write it, you will be even more blind.

Based on this basis, I am afraid that he will be arrested without a few words. After all, this is also the headquarters of the Fire Nation's violent organization. The ninja's insight is not a joke.

But if he got away with muddling through, what could he do? You must know that this body is only a five or six-year-old child.

Naruto looked at the street view outside the window with some headaches, trying to find some traces from the flow of people on the street or row upon row of houses, such as monitoring his Anbu and so on.

However, I also want to know that this is impossible. Whether it is the body that has not refined Chakra or the soul of the traverser who has no ninja foundation, it is impossible to find anything valuable. an ordinary person.

"Unfortunate, this ninja life is going to die before it starts?" Naruto, who still can't think of a good way after thinking hard, said that this is too difficult, and now he is starting to think about whether he will travel back after dying once.

But soon he threw this delusion out of his head, what a joke, if that's true, it would be too useless, he is an ordinary person, but it doesn't mean he is a useless, he really doesn't believe in this hurdle, he can't make it through .

Thinking of this, Naruto's blue eyes gradually lit up, and his eyebrows raised lightly:

"There is no good way, but there is a stupid way!"

……

"Go away! Go away, this is nothing you want."

On Mingcha Street, in front of a shop, the boss was swearing at Naruto impatiently, even though Naruto hadn't stepped into the shop yet.

"..."

Naruto straightened his steps immediately, his face was angry at first, and then gradually became sad. He opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything, but turned around and walked away alone.

"The monster is here again."

"Yeah, why are you so shameless?"

"I really don't know what the village thinks, such monsters should be expelled."

The undisguised disgust surrounding Naruto's small back is so sad.

For Naruto, who has been out since morning, this kind of scene has happened countless times.

Fruit stalls, bookstores, various shops, and even hot springs, people's attitudes toward him were as if they had been negotiated. He was even beaten twice when two adults drove him away with a broom, and his back is still aching.

After nearly a day, he found that the only places that welcome—no, it should be said that there is no obvious discrimination against him are Yile Ramen and a convenience store next to the reservoir.

At this point, he understood why Naruto lived on cup noodles all day long, and when it was impossible to eat ramen all at once, the cup noodles in convenience stores were already the best choice.

"It's so late before you know it, you can finally go home." Naruto looked at the street lights that were gradually lighting up, and felt that it was almost the same.

To be honest, this day really opened his eyes. Even with more than 20 years of life experience, he really did not expect that human malice can reach this level. Walking in the village, the ubiquitous cold violence really opened him up. vision.

"I'm afraid that the original Naruto is not short-sighted!"

Staggering back home, the traverser lying on the bed said bitterly in his heart.

When I read the comics, I didn’t think much of it. I just saw the sunny and passionate protagonist, Nindo who never gave up. I admired the role of Naruto. However, after he experienced it himself and took the initiative, he found that he could no longer understand. Naruto is gone.

Is this masochistic?Konoha abused me thousands of times, I treat Konoha like first love?
After going through such a day, all he can think of now is to give him the ashes of everyone in Konoha in the future, go to his mother's approval, go to her mother's Hokage dream.

What does it mean to repay grievances with virtue?What Naruto did in the original book is repaying evil with virtue!
From the perspective of the traverser occupying Naruto's body at this moment, the original Naruto is really a "sage", and he is sure that he will not be able to do that anyway.

Even though Yifan took the initiative to step forward and be abused today was planned by him in advance, he was still irritated by the countless negative emotions. I really don't know how the original Naruto endured all this, and how it turned into a plot What does it look like?His adult soul can hardly suppress the anger in his heart.

Taking a deep breath, Naruto got up and poured a glass of water, temporarily put aside those negative emotions, and began to think about the various actions of today.

"Hmm... very good, except for being a little deliberate, it should be considered a success." Rubbing the water glass in his hand, Naruto reviewed the day's schedule and said with satisfaction in his heart.

That's right, it's not that Naruto likes self-torture. Everything today was actually planned by him, because it is a necessary step to pass the language barrier.

He doesn't want to be seen by Konoha in person and locked up to look at his head with illusion, and he is temporarily unable to escape from this place, so the remaining choice is obvious, which is to become a mute before he masters the language here.

This is of course a stupid way, but the current Naruto really can't think of a better way, so he can only use this trick to protect himself first.

His plan is very simple. Thanks to his girlfriend in his previous life who was a nurse in the nose and mouth department, he knows that there is a disease called "hysterical aphasia".

People who suffer from this disease usually suffer from short-term or long-term loss of language ability due to a period of great mental shock.

Obviously, there is nothing more suitable for his current situation than this disease. All he has to do is to find a plausible reason for himself to suffer from this disease.

That's the real reason for what he's been doing all day.

So what he hopes most now is that Anbu is really watching him all the time, and it is best to report all his experiences of the day, so that he can have an excuse for sudden loss of speech.

Of course, even if Anbu didn’t report him, he wouldn’t be afraid, because many people in the village have seen him today, whether it’s those who watched him being chased away with a broom by the adults or those who themselves spoke sarcasticly, he has left enough traces. It depends on tomorrow.

Thinking of this, Naruto clenched his cup nervously. He himself was not sure whether this stupid method would work, but life is sometimes a gamble, and he did not lack the courage to All in at critical moments.

What is there to say?

"If a dumb solution works, it's not a dumb solution."

Naruto at the moment also wishes it wasn't.

(End of this chapter)