Dragon Ball Pastry Family

Chapter 61 How to Cook a Dinosaur

A river, a calm river, suddenly became different today, because the faint red color spread out like ink in the water, flowing down the river, the scale was so large that it could even be used as a blood flow. To describe it as a horrible atmosphere, if you look upstream, you can trace the source, which is actually Zajiangmian dealing with his dinosaurs.

This dinosaur is a very huge creature. If it is not treated effectively and reasonably, it will soon produce a bad smell due to the growth of bacteria, and then the reproduction of some harmful bacteria will make it full of toxicity and inedible. In the end, the fungus will also come to play a hand to win the final victory. In the end, only the huge skeleton of this dinosaur will be left to quietly weather.

So what to do with a dinosaur.

First of all, the dinosaur should be bled. Although it is dead, there is still a lot of blood in the body. If the blood is allowed to coagulate in the blood vessels, the final meat will be stained with an unpleasant and unpalatable bloody smell.In view of the huge size of this giant dragon, Zajiangmian chose the method of multi-point blooming. First, holes of different sizes were made on the neck, abdomen, ankles, etc. of the dinosaur, and then they were all soaked in the river. , so that the blood will not coagulate easily, and the blood can flow out along the river.However, the size of the dinosaur is too huge, and there is quite a lot of blood, so the scene caused is a bit scary. In fact, if it is in a place with conditions, the blood can also be used. The taste of blood sausage and blood tofu is quite good.

Secondly, after the blood is drained, the skin is broken and the internal organs are processed.Cut off the whole head of the dinosaur, there is no use here, there is no meat, it is not easy to cook, there are too many bones, and I don’t want to see the noodles with eyeballs and brains. Although I don’t like the noodles, Schiff and Bell said Very satisfied, eat with relish.

Then break open from below the sternum along the middle of the smooth muscle of the abdomen to enter the abdominal cavity and chest cavity. The digestive tract such as intestines is not easy to handle, and it smells bad. It is still wrapped with unprocessed food and feces that have not been discharged. Once the scene is leaked It will be quite touching, so I have no choice but to bury it, and then the lungs can't be dealt with, and the airbags are useless, so they are discarded together.Uncle Xiong on the side said it was very wasteful.Then you need to leave the heart, liver and other places that are rich in nutrients and easy to cook, and discard the messy glands and the like. I don’t know which lucky ones with a keen sense of smell will turn them out in the future, but it doesn’t matter if it’s fried. Face matter.

The last step is to peel the skin. If there is a large processing table or something, it’s okay to peel the skin in advance. Anyway, Jajiangmyeon does this to not dirty the precious meat.

"Well, what a big piece of meat!" Zhajiangmian looked at the meat in front of him with satisfaction, "Unfortunately, it's all white meat, and the taste is not as good as red meat."

The raw meat that has been processed is really piled up in a huge pile. Even if it is the most wasteful method like Jajiangmian, the pile of meat left at the end can be regarded as a hillock.

How can this be eaten? When Jajiangmian was hunting, I just thought about hunting the prey first. Now that the meat is piled up in front of my eyes, I realize that I can’t finish it. Jajangmyeon touched my belly, it’s impossible, look again Look at the big guy Bell.

"Don't look at me, I'm full!" Bell said, leaning half on the dinosaur's head.

"Wow!" This is Schiff who is joining in the fun.

"Uh, there's no way. I'll just eat as much as I can. If I can't finish it, make it into jerky and take it all away. I'll requisition the space on your body, Bell!"

"Ok?"

This meal used up all the spices and salt in the Jajiangmian, and in the end, it barely ate up the rest of the meat. The extra ingredients were all made into jerky, and hung on Bell after drying.

"Oh, it turns out that the jerky made of white meat is not very tasty, poof!" Zajiangmian spit out the dinosaur jerky in his mouth, complaining that, in fact, the most important reason is that there is no salt. The food was a big let down.

"Hey, I say, you are inhumane!" Bell complained.

"You're a bear!"

"That's also unbearable!"

"Wow!" Schiff obviously started to like Bell a little bit, this jerky is really the dream of every carnivorous animal.

The remaining bones of Jajang noodles are also recycled with the attitude of using them as soon as they can be used. The huge spine seems to be very large and useful, but the soft tissue connecting each vertebrae is not easy to preserve, and it is easy to smell, discard it, and then It’s the skull, it’s really not small after being hollowed out, but it’s heavy, the space isn’t very big, so I gave it up, but it’s really good-looking, so he took it into a universal capsule, and then the arm bones, thigh bones, which can be ignored, are connected together It is very good as a load-bearing column. The ribs, um, are perfect beams. In the end, the Zhajiang noodles received a slightly smelly tent skeleton, which is perfect.

No salt is a big deal. As an important electrolyte, salt is the main body responsible for the electrolyte balance of the matrix. Lack of salt is not only tasteless, but also can lead to weakness, body edema, and even death in severe cases.

So when Zajiangmian finally met a herdsman in the vast wasteland, I was really excited, "Hey! Uncle, do you have any salt on you? I need a lot of salt."

"Wow, bears! There are bears!" The uncle was taken aback, and was about to run away. As for the sheep and so on, we will talk about it after we come back. It depends on God's will how much is left.

Zhajiangmian couldn't laugh or cry, and quickly chased after him to explain, "Uncle, don't be afraid, listen to my explanation, this bear is my pet, it won't hurt anyone, Bell, don't chase after me and stay behind, Uncle, I Really just want to buy a little salt."

"Salt?" The uncle herdsman in a leather jacket looked at the child in front of him very curiously. Why did a child appear on the deserted prairie, and why was there a huge bear by his side? He wasted a lot of effort Only then did I calm down, "What do you want salt for?"

"My name is Zhajiangmian. I am a martial artist who has practiced and experienced everywhere. I am walking through the grassland. I used up all the salt on my body two days ago, so I have no choice but to come here to see if I can do it." buy salt."

"So that's how it is." The uncle easily believed what Zajiangmian said, and brought him into his room.

"First of all, welcome to come here, guests from afar, please drink this cup of milk tea."

After drinking milk tea with noodles with fried sauce, the uncle enthusiastically led him to a small kang with a small table, where he chatted with the owner, and finally the uncle herdsman said back to the original topic: "So it was like this I can give you some salt, no money, this is a reward for your story, but I don’t have much here, and I can’t get replenished in time, so I can only give you a pack or two, sorry.”

"So that's it, I understand, two packs are fine, thank you very much for your help, since you don't want money, please accept this!" The uncle asked the uncle to wait for a while and walked out. Then he walked in with a pile of dried meat.

"Oh? This is?"

"Dinosaur jerky! I hunted it myself. I made it into jerky because I couldn't finish it. Uncle, if you don't accept money, please accept this as a gift." Zajiangmian said.

"Wow, this gift is really rare." The uncle picked up the jerky and looked at it. The jerky is very thick and has a lot of weight, but the craftsmanship is not good enough. "This is not an ordinary thing."

Although dinosaur meat is not far from chicken, it is still different, at least chicken does not have such a large piece of meat.In fact, as a very huge and dangerous predator, even humans rarely provoke them. On the one hand, they are far away from human gathering areas. On the other hand, chicken is very cheap. The market is full of high imitation dinosaur meat, so the price is not high. It is too high, even poachers are not willing to provoke such a big guy, not to mention that there is no benefit, and it is easy to overturn.

"Ha, if that's the case, then I'll accept it unceremoniously." The uncle didn't hesitate too much, took the jerky away and put it away, and then brought back a bundle of jerky, "Since we all gave gifts to each other, then It’s a friend, a man on the grassland will not make him suffer when he treats his friends, so please accept this, this is beef jerky made by myself, it’s not as good as dinosaur meat, but I believe it has a special flavor.”

"Uncle, this is..." Zajiangmian hesitated.

"Accept it, this is my respect for you."

"Okay!" The uncle had no choice but to accept the fried noodles.

Afterwards, the uncle resolutely stayed behind and had a hearty lunch. After everything was over, the Jajiangmian was about to leave, and the uncle told him.

"Zhajiang noodles, take care all the way, there is still a long distance from the nearest city, and the salt is barely enough. If there is an accident on the road and it is really not enough, then take the risk to go to Jinghu, it will Just on the edge of the desert in the northwest, there is nothing but salt, remember, don’t go there unless you have to, there is no drinking water at all.”

"Well, I remembered it!"

With the uncle's entrustment, Zajiangmian embarked on a journey.

"Boss, let me tell you, next time, can you not tell others that I am your pet, and a follower has dignity too?" Bell complained.

"Well, I see."

"Can you stop being so perfunctory, you said the same thing last time!" It emphasized, shaking the jerky all over its body, and stuffed a piece of jerky into its mouth angrily, "Wow, this beef jerky is better. .”

"Wow!" Schiff also dragged Bell's leg anxiously.

"Here, stupid dog, take it." Bell dismissed Schiff with a piece of jerky, and then continued to ask, "Then where are we going now?"

"Jinghu!" Zajiangmian said as a matter of course, and at the same time took off the beef jerky he was chewing in his mouth. "It tastes really good."

"That's not the problem, is it? I mean why do we still have to go to Mirror Lake?" Bell asked in bewilderment.

Zajiangmian replied with a smile, "Of course it's because it's interesting."

(End of this chapter)