The famous detective in the comic world

Chapter 60 J. Jonah James

Hey...it's useless to regret.

You must seize the opportunity next time!
Thinking this way, He Nan turned on the radio in the car, wanting to listen to something to relax.

The first thing to hear, however, was J. Jonah James — JJJ for short — on Facts in Focus.

This person is the number one black fan of Spider-Man and the owner of the Daily Bugle. He considers himself one of the few witty and just fighters in New York City who dare to speak the truth and have insight into the truth.

The meaning of his life seems to be to slander the little spider crazily.

Although he felt that this person had some brain problems, He Nan still thought he was quite interesting, so he planned to listen and watch it as entertainment.

"You can listen to it." Shirley was bored by this: "It's full of nonsense."

"Hey, it's quite interesting to listen to the black spiderman who racked his brains, isn't it." He Nan was quite interested in this: "Anyway, we won't take it seriously."

"It's because there are so many people like you that his show has such a high rating." Shirley said helplessly, "If you hate this person, it's better not to pay attention. Otherwise, it will only help JJJ get what he wants heat."

"Uh...that's true." He Nan admitted this: "But his show is quite interesting, just watch it as a comedy. I really can't help but not watch it... The funny effect of ordinary shows is not so strong. Bar?"

"If you continue to support like this, JJJ will start a TV show." Shirley complained: "At that time, his 'handsome' square face will be stuffed on the TV every day."

After imagining what kind of scene it would be, He Nan just wanted to laugh.

Because seeing people talking nonsense filled with righteous indignation is really full of joy.

The focus of the facts is now talking about the murder in the subway car that He Nan encountered.

Ho Nan wanted to see how he would gossip for a long time and finally blackmail Spider-Man.

In fact, it was dark.

But Hei's angle was unexpected to him, and he was even a little dumbfounded.

He said so.

"At the end of the incident, an unidentified heroic citizen is said to have caught the murderer and freed the hostages - he also seems to have superpowers and can knock people off balance by trampling the ground! Such a heroic act is admirable, but more importantly , this hero is not masked!"

"It sounds like it's you," Shirley said softly.

"Hmm..." He Nan didn't deny it.

JJJ was in high spirits, and he paused slightly to recover his emotions, and then continued to roar at a fast speed: "What we need is exactly this kind of person—a hero who can walk under the sun! Not Spider-Man." A coward who hides behind a mask, like a criminal, afraid to reveal his true face! Masking, is to encourage crime! If you are aboveboard, why don't you dare let people see your face? That's why I Always supported the Superhero Registration Act! Those bloody so-called heroes should be brought under control!"

"Sure enough, you have to spray the little spider no matter what." He Nan felt a pain in his heart: "No matter who explains the benefits of masking to him, he won't listen. Not every hero is suitable for showing his face, they have their own private lives Family and friends need protection."

"The feature of the show, isn't it?" Shirley jokingly said: "The audience who come to listen to his nonsense is basically to listen to his black Spiderman... No matter how far-fetched it is, he can finally blame Spider-Man. It’s not something that ordinary people can do.”

JJJ then sprayed a lot of words.

Some of it is sprayed, and even if you don't like Spider-Man, you might think it's overdone.

For example, he said, "If Spider-Man is so powerful, why is it just ordinary citizens who subdue the murderer instead of him? When we need Spider-Man, where is he?"

...The problem is that Spider-Man couldn't have been at every disaster scene in the first place.

New York is so big, so much crime.

Even if all superheroes act together, there will be corners that cannot be taken care of.

After JJJ finished the discussion about the murder incident in the subway car, there was an advertisement.

The ad has two paragraphs.

The first paragraph is to promote a new strange-flavored candy from a food company.It is said that there are 100 common flavors and 900 rare flavors, which are randomly distributed in each bag.

JJJ is full of praise for this - of course, just like rice, of course whoever pays, then whose product is good.

Maybe Spider-Man would be willing to blow a wave if he gave him money.

According to J. Jonah James, this quirky candy is full of surprises.You never know what the next candy will taste like—a strange candy of the same color may contain more than a dozen possibilities.

In just one small packet, he tasted earthworms, shit, wires, glue, gasoline, etc., and they all tasted so good!
"WTF?" He Nan was drinking water and almost choked, "What kind of mentally handicapped copywriting, did he write it himself or was it done by an advertiser? How can you say that these are delicious?"

"What do you know, this is called precise targeting of target users." Shirley explained triumphantly, "Customers who like to hunt for exotic flavors but are afraid that they will be really unacceptable will buy them."

"...All right, but I still don't understand it at all." He Nan had nothing to say for a moment: "But JJJ is also dedicated enough, most people would never dare to say that they like to eat shit."

The second paragraph is to draw votes for Norman Osborn.

JJJ insisted that he absolutely confiscated the money, that he advertised the perfect mayor in his mind for free.

He Nan didn't think it was unbelievable.

After all, the old dog Osborne has indeed perfectly poked the G-spot of people like JJJ.

The main ones are more stringent policies against mutants, strengthening the police force, and promoting the "Superhero Registration Act".

If these contents are implemented normally, many people will indeed support them.

Even if Osborne's methods are more radical and extreme on this basis, they will not lose popular support.

The reason why He Nan didn't trust this guy so much was because he had memories from another world.

Otherwise, he would at best not support the Superhero Registration Act and the further oppression of mutants, and it would be impossible for him to really dislike this mayoral candidate who is basically determined to be in office.

When J. Jonah James publicized how good Norman Osborn's policies were and how attractive he was, his words were a bit too exaggerated, which in He Nan's view was a bit of a blackmailer.

He's like the kind of fanatic who ignores all the faults of an idol and touts him as a saint, all the while trolling.

...Oh no, stepping on a group and holding one.

In his opinion, other candidates can't do this, and that can't work.

Criticized for nothing.

The funny thing is that he attributed almost all the credit for the development of the X-factor killing virus to Norman Osborn.

Without him, many people today would die at the hands of mutants and live in fear.

(End of this chapter)