The famous detective in the comic world
Chapter 372 What is Shirley laughing at?
Chapter 372 What is Shirley laughing at?
"Not necessarily okay?" Shirley sighed and shook her head: "He Nan, what do I say about you... a straight man is hopeless, really. You're single until you die, it must be the end of."
"How can it be so serious! It doesn't feel real at all from your mouth, okay?" He Nan froze for a moment in embarrassment when he said this, and then muttered: "However, it is indeed better than what other women said. Inexplicably hitting people..."
"Huh? Other women..."
"Enough is enough for you. You have said that there are no other women."
"Hehehe... But let me tell you, it is very important to find the right organs. If you are like this, you are not qualified to be a doctor."
"I don't want to be a doctor either... Besides, the patient is not dumb anymore, just tell me where the pain is." He Nan felt that this could not be a problem at all.
"Then what if the patient is really dumb?"
"Where are so many in case..."
"Hey... I really don't understand it." Shirley sighed again, grabbed He Nan's hand, and put it on her stomach: "Come on, you can find it yourself. Press it with your fingers, and I will tell you to find it." I didn't find the right place... why are you pulling your hands back."
"Uh...a subconscious reaction." He Nan raised his hand, stayed for a moment, and immediately asked: "Is there a second chance? Can I put it back now?"
"... I'm not going to take this as an example." Shirley looked annoyed and funny, seeing He Nan put his hand back again, she felt a little surprised: "Well...how should I put it...your hands are quite warm, and they warm your stomach a bit. "
"No, I think your stomach is too cold."
The moment after saying this, Shirley and He Nan fell into silence.
He realized that he had said something wrong, and in a hurry, he quickly said the correct lines to make up for it: "Then I will warm your stomach for you from now on, okay?"
"not good."
"Uh……"
"It's mainly because it's too much trouble."
"Oh……"
He Nan felt inexplicably lost.
As if seeing this, Xueli smiled helplessly, and then reminded He Nan where the pain was.
While talking, he took out his mobile phone and searched for anatomical diagrams of female organs to show him.
In an instant, the warm atmosphere was completely destroyed.
He recalled directly the fear of being dominated by forensic subjects in school.
During those days, I learned to vomit blood by reading books and reciting questions every day.All day long, I look at Shirley's mobile phone with this very standard organ anatomy diagram and sliced specimens of various diseased tissues.
Before the exam, I even drove all night and stayed up all night to review.
I drank three cans of that blue, particularly powerful Red Bull in one night.
Afterwards, because of excessive caffeine intake and overexcitement, my heart felt uncomfortable.
Since then, he has been very cautious about his intake of sports drinks.
Don't drink it easily, and drink at most one can.Any more would be death.
"Okay, Shirley, I've learned it very well... It's better to say that I understood everything in class." He Nan said with a helpless face, "But I still don't quite understand it, and I still think it's the same place... I think that as an outsider, I probably just don’t understand it, if you feel hurt yourself, of course you can tell where it is.”
"Hehehe...that's fine."
"Ah."
"..."
The two sides were silent for a moment.
Finally, Shirley looked down, breaking the tranquility.
"Can I ask what you are doing now?"
"Didn't you say that my warm hands can help you warm your stomach..."
"...Oh, take it back. It's warm enough."
"Uh, actually, I can help you for a while."
"...I'll let you take it back."
Seeing that she was so persistent, He Nan had no choice but to withdraw his hand.
He suddenly regretted that he had just left it there and didn't dare to move.It would be great if I could insist on rubbing it for her, the next time I have a chance, I don't know when it will be.
"So you're going to the bathroom?" He Nan started the car, trying to find something to talk about, but finally squeezed out this sentence.
"No, no, no, puff!" Shirley suddenly laughed out of nowhere.
"Where is it funny?"
"It's just... I think it's itchy when you put your hand on your stomach just now."
"..."
This time, He Nan was unilaterally silent.
He wondered if it was some kind of joke with a very secretive, weird twist.
Because it took almost ten seconds for anyone to laugh because they were itchy just now.
This response was also delayed too much.
"Xue Li, are you kidding me?" He Nan couldn't help asking, "If you feel itchy, you should laugh right away, right?"
"No, I was just enduring it. I couldn't help it and laughed."
"You endured it for ten seconds?!"
"Hehehehe... because I didn't want to laugh at first. I thought about it and passed it, but I didn't expect..."
WTF? !
He Nan covered his head, thinking that Shirley must be playing tricks on him.
She must have been laughing for some other reason, and making excuses like that.
impossible!
Laughing because of the itch, it should be a feeling similar to tickling!
Who can control this, even if he doesn't laugh on the spot, there should be a strange expression of restraining laughter!
But Shirley was as expressionless as a facial paralyzed just now. Is this the reaction a human being should have? !
Also, Shirley doesn't have a special ability to delay the tickling jokes!I don't know what she can do?
……
Wait, is Shirley impersonated by the Skrulls?
Or parasitized by a symbiont?
The one next to me is not the real Shirley, but something else...? !
Yes, this can explain it!
He Nan was instantly convinced by his powerful reasoning ability.
Although I think this inference is stupid, a great famous detective once said that after removing all the impossible, the only solution left, no matter how unreasonable it may seem, is the truth.
So in order to prove it, He Nan decided to ask her a question that only the real Shirley would know.
If she could answer it, it would prove that Shirley was being laughed at for something else, just find any excuse to prevaricate him.
"Shirley, I want to ask you a serious question. You have to think carefully before answering."
"Oh... what?"
"What treasure did we find in the stinking ditch for the first time when we were young?"
"Blue buttons."
"Uh……"
"Ask me why."
"Nothing, just a whim."
Shirley cast a strange look, but He Nan had no time to pay attention.
Wipe, answer in seconds...
When He Nan heard the correct answer, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Then I felt like I was mentally retarded when I was seriously thinking about this question just now.
Wait, what if the memory is replicated perfectly?
Then she knows this as a matter of course!
...Forget it, let's not consider it, it's too outrageous.
So, what the hell is Shirley laughing at?
He Nan couldn't understand it.
Are you laughing at me for not learning anatomy well?
No, although my learning is average, but I still get full marks!
And got a scholarship!
(End of this chapter)
"Not necessarily okay?" Shirley sighed and shook her head: "He Nan, what do I say about you... a straight man is hopeless, really. You're single until you die, it must be the end of."
"How can it be so serious! It doesn't feel real at all from your mouth, okay?" He Nan froze for a moment in embarrassment when he said this, and then muttered: "However, it is indeed better than what other women said. Inexplicably hitting people..."
"Huh? Other women..."
"Enough is enough for you. You have said that there are no other women."
"Hehehe... But let me tell you, it is very important to find the right organs. If you are like this, you are not qualified to be a doctor."
"I don't want to be a doctor either... Besides, the patient is not dumb anymore, just tell me where the pain is." He Nan felt that this could not be a problem at all.
"Then what if the patient is really dumb?"
"Where are so many in case..."
"Hey... I really don't understand it." Shirley sighed again, grabbed He Nan's hand, and put it on her stomach: "Come on, you can find it yourself. Press it with your fingers, and I will tell you to find it." I didn't find the right place... why are you pulling your hands back."
"Uh...a subconscious reaction." He Nan raised his hand, stayed for a moment, and immediately asked: "Is there a second chance? Can I put it back now?"
"... I'm not going to take this as an example." Shirley looked annoyed and funny, seeing He Nan put his hand back again, she felt a little surprised: "Well...how should I put it...your hands are quite warm, and they warm your stomach a bit. "
"No, I think your stomach is too cold."
The moment after saying this, Shirley and He Nan fell into silence.
He realized that he had said something wrong, and in a hurry, he quickly said the correct lines to make up for it: "Then I will warm your stomach for you from now on, okay?"
"not good."
"Uh……"
"It's mainly because it's too much trouble."
"Oh……"
He Nan felt inexplicably lost.
As if seeing this, Xueli smiled helplessly, and then reminded He Nan where the pain was.
While talking, he took out his mobile phone and searched for anatomical diagrams of female organs to show him.
In an instant, the warm atmosphere was completely destroyed.
He recalled directly the fear of being dominated by forensic subjects in school.
During those days, I learned to vomit blood by reading books and reciting questions every day.All day long, I look at Shirley's mobile phone with this very standard organ anatomy diagram and sliced specimens of various diseased tissues.
Before the exam, I even drove all night and stayed up all night to review.
I drank three cans of that blue, particularly powerful Red Bull in one night.
Afterwards, because of excessive caffeine intake and overexcitement, my heart felt uncomfortable.
Since then, he has been very cautious about his intake of sports drinks.
Don't drink it easily, and drink at most one can.Any more would be death.
"Okay, Shirley, I've learned it very well... It's better to say that I understood everything in class." He Nan said with a helpless face, "But I still don't quite understand it, and I still think it's the same place... I think that as an outsider, I probably just don’t understand it, if you feel hurt yourself, of course you can tell where it is.”
"Hehehe...that's fine."
"Ah."
"..."
The two sides were silent for a moment.
Finally, Shirley looked down, breaking the tranquility.
"Can I ask what you are doing now?"
"Didn't you say that my warm hands can help you warm your stomach..."
"...Oh, take it back. It's warm enough."
"Uh, actually, I can help you for a while."
"...I'll let you take it back."
Seeing that she was so persistent, He Nan had no choice but to withdraw his hand.
He suddenly regretted that he had just left it there and didn't dare to move.It would be great if I could insist on rubbing it for her, the next time I have a chance, I don't know when it will be.
"So you're going to the bathroom?" He Nan started the car, trying to find something to talk about, but finally squeezed out this sentence.
"No, no, no, puff!" Shirley suddenly laughed out of nowhere.
"Where is it funny?"
"It's just... I think it's itchy when you put your hand on your stomach just now."
"..."
This time, He Nan was unilaterally silent.
He wondered if it was some kind of joke with a very secretive, weird twist.
Because it took almost ten seconds for anyone to laugh because they were itchy just now.
This response was also delayed too much.
"Xue Li, are you kidding me?" He Nan couldn't help asking, "If you feel itchy, you should laugh right away, right?"
"No, I was just enduring it. I couldn't help it and laughed."
"You endured it for ten seconds?!"
"Hehehehe... because I didn't want to laugh at first. I thought about it and passed it, but I didn't expect..."
WTF? !
He Nan covered his head, thinking that Shirley must be playing tricks on him.
She must have been laughing for some other reason, and making excuses like that.
impossible!
Laughing because of the itch, it should be a feeling similar to tickling!
Who can control this, even if he doesn't laugh on the spot, there should be a strange expression of restraining laughter!
But Shirley was as expressionless as a facial paralyzed just now. Is this the reaction a human being should have? !
Also, Shirley doesn't have a special ability to delay the tickling jokes!I don't know what she can do?
……
Wait, is Shirley impersonated by the Skrulls?
Or parasitized by a symbiont?
The one next to me is not the real Shirley, but something else...? !
Yes, this can explain it!
He Nan was instantly convinced by his powerful reasoning ability.
Although I think this inference is stupid, a great famous detective once said that after removing all the impossible, the only solution left, no matter how unreasonable it may seem, is the truth.
So in order to prove it, He Nan decided to ask her a question that only the real Shirley would know.
If she could answer it, it would prove that Shirley was being laughed at for something else, just find any excuse to prevaricate him.
"Shirley, I want to ask you a serious question. You have to think carefully before answering."
"Oh... what?"
"What treasure did we find in the stinking ditch for the first time when we were young?"
"Blue buttons."
"Uh……"
"Ask me why."
"Nothing, just a whim."
Shirley cast a strange look, but He Nan had no time to pay attention.
Wipe, answer in seconds...
When He Nan heard the correct answer, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Then I felt like I was mentally retarded when I was seriously thinking about this question just now.
Wait, what if the memory is replicated perfectly?
Then she knows this as a matter of course!
...Forget it, let's not consider it, it's too outrageous.
So, what the hell is Shirley laughing at?
He Nan couldn't understand it.
Are you laughing at me for not learning anatomy well?
No, although my learning is average, but I still get full marks!
And got a scholarship!
(End of this chapter)
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