The Harry Potter Show Teaser

Chapter 223 Leisure after the game

The sun was already setting when Wes awoke from a deep sleep... more precisely, to the noise in the common room.

"I always feel like I'm falling asleep this time, and I'm getting more and more confused." Weiss yawned and said, "And I'm so hungry. Hearing the sound, there should be a banquet outside. I'm going to get some food..."

The movement of Weiss walking out of the dormitory was not big, but it was still spotted by many people, and the whole common room was silent immediately, and everyone turned their heads to look over.

"Yo, hello everyone." Weiss was a little bit numb from being stared at, and quickly raised his hand to say hello.

"What a big-headed ghost! Fuck me!" Parvati was the first to react, grabbed the biscuit bowl at the side and threw it at it: "I'm all wet!"

"When did I provoke you!" Weiss dodged and stuffed a lot of biscuits from the air into his mouth.

"Why not! It's all your fault! The first thing we all do when we come back is take a shower!" Seamus also reacted, and smashed Weiss with the things around him.

"A fish that appeared suddenly almost hit me and Neville!" Dean was also hitting something, but he picked up a water bottle, causing many little wizards in front to dodge.

"Hey, hey, hey! It's too much!" Weiss looked at the flying kettle and grabbed it, looked at the drink inside and regretted: "It's all spilled..."

"Just sprinkle it." Lavender handed another bottle of juice to Simo: "Go ahead! You deserve it!"

"No, can't I be wrong?" Weiss hurriedly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"That's it" and "Don't waste food" The twins also helped Weiss to smooth things over. When Weiss applauded the two from the heart, the next sentence completely annihilated Weiss' favor: "We have big shit!"" Free today!"

"You two want me to die, don't you!" Weiss quickly shrank back and slowly approached his door.

"All petrification!" But many seniors and seniors all took out their wands and launched the petrification spell together. Weiss dodged a few times in a cold sweat, but was hit by more spells, and was instantly fixed. I'm there, I can't move!

"Hehe, your broken boat caused me to be targeted by the giant squid. Fortunately, I had already rescued Ron at that time..." Harry raised his eyebrows, holding a big dung egg in each hand, and stared at Wes.

"If Harry hadn't abandoned the ship so quickly, we would all have been sucked in..." Ron hugged a bunch in his left hand, and slowly approached Wes with a bag in his right.

"Hermione, we girls don't want to get involved, that thing smells too disgusting." Parvati and Lavender looked at each other, and lifted Hermione from left to right, trying to drag her away.

"No! I must participate in smashing that bastard! What did his expression mean at the last time!" Hermione struggled to break away from the two, ran to Fred, quickly picked up one, took a little aim and threw it over .

...big bathrooms...

"Why do I think it still smells?" Weiss sighed, smelling his arm.

"Your delusion." Harry buried his whole body in the bathtub.

"Well, it's an illusion." Weiss sighed helplessly, walked to the bathtub and soaked himself in it, and suddenly thought of something, looked at Harry, nodded and said, "Myrtle is right, you are indeed It's clean."

"Everything I said is true." Myrtle's voice sounded from above the two of them, and Harry was choked instantly.

"I said, Myrtle, what are you doing here again?" Weiss looked up at Myrtle floating in the air angrily: "When can you change your swimsuit and let's take a bath together?"

"Are you humiliating me? Don't you know that I'm dead?" Myrtle's face instantly turned pale, and she quickly flew in front of Weiss, her eyes staring straight at him.

"No, you see you peeking at me so many times, I have to look back, don't I?" Weiss said as a matter of course, without any fear: "And you didn't let you be naked like us..."

"Wess! You big pervert!" Myrtle's face turned back to the original translucent blue, and she quickly disappeared into the wall.

"You're really amazing." Harry stared dumbfounded at the direction in which Myrtle disappeared.

"That's right, I've always felt the same way." Weiss stretched his waist and said lazily: "According to what you just said, you got No.1?"

"That's right, if it wasn't for the giant squid, I would have spent even less time!" Harry had a smug expression on his face, and then he was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, I broke your boat."

"No way, it is the overlord in the Black Lake." Weiss waved his hand indifferently: "If it breaks, it will break."

"Speaking of which, if Gabriel and Hermione were both underwater at that time, she should be that person's baby, right? But why? During the dance..." Harry narrowed his eyes and silently calculated: Ron, Hermione, Cho Chang, Gabriel.

"Well, logically speaking, yes." Weiss interrupted Harry, stood up and walked to the dressing room: "You go to the bar slowly, I have to go to the kitchen to get some food, I ate papa all day A few biscuits thrown by Watty, starved to death."

...the next day, the Great Hall...

"Why is it so early today? And you're the only one? Where's Ron?" Weiss was eating breakfast when he saw Harry walking over yawning alone.

"I can't waste time. If I had prepared earlier for the last competition, everything would have gone much smoother." Harry nodded seriously in response, and then curled his lips: "Ron was beaten by a junior kid in the common room." The witch stopped him, and he was telling the story of his brave duel with the mermaid."

"He didn't feel tired after talking all day yesterday?" Weiss said helplessly. When he returned to the common room after eating yesterday, he saw Ron surrounded by a group of people, and he was giving a big talk Telling the story of being surrounded by a dozen mermans and finally being captured: "As long as he is happy."

"Pfft...you were also 'attacked' by her...and this is the most outrageous..." Harry was reading a magazine while eating breakfast, and after a while he spit out a mouthful of milk, then looked at Wes with a strange expression, shaking Started with the magazines that I passed over from Lavender for fun.

"Oh? Rita Skeeter? What did she say about me?" Weiss drank the juice calmly.

"Um, are you sure you want to say it here?" Harry looked around at the auditorium full of people.

"Say it, anyway, it's nothing more than my attack on the officials of the Ministry of Magic." Weiss said indifferently.

"No, there was no mention of that." Harry looked at the magazine with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"What's that? A dark wizard who uses black magic?" Weiss raised his eyebrows with interest, and asked for the magazine from Harry, with the large bold words "The Romance of a Young Wizard at Hogwarts" on it. .

"...This is too much!" Weiss slapped the table hard after reading it.

"That's right, obviously you don't have a girlfriend, and don't be so loud..." Harry couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when almost everyone in the auditorium looked over.

"What are you talking about!" Weiss rolled his eyes at Harry, pointed to the paragraph above and continued: "Look! What kind of crap is written on it! What do you mean I played with all the pretty witches in Hogwarts?" Just our Gryffindor witches are not fully written, not even the name of Lavender Parvati in the same class! Not to mention there are so many seniors! Rita Skeeter is too much ! The information is not fully investigated!"

"Well, that's not the focus of attention, is it?" Harry's forehead was covered with cold sweat, his face embarrassed.

"What is that? Is it possible that there are still people who think it's true? I'm dating at the same time...Let me see...oh, 8 girlfriends!" Weiss said angrily, then slammed the table and said loudly: " Colin! Where are you? I need help!"

"What's the matter? I'm here!" Colin poked his head out from the other side of the Gryffindor table.

"Go! Take a picture of all the Hogwarts witches! I want to send it to... What kind of newspaper is this? Oh! Wizard Weekly! Let them dare to underestimate the level of our Hogwarts witches!" Wei Grace took the magazine and ran to Colin, pointed to the articles that slandered him and said: "This stinky woman actually said that we have only 8 beauties in Hogwarts! Speaking of which, I know 2, and she wrote another Who are the 6?"

"Are you going on a blind date for us?" Ginny on the side said with black lines, "You don't even know, and it's even more impossible for us to know!"

"You still need a blind date?" Weiss looked at Ginny in surprise, and then looked down at Colin: "Don't you have a bad eye this year? Ginny is so beautiful that no one is chasing her?"

"...Can you stop being like this!" Ginny's face turned red amidst the booing around her, and she immediately buried her head deeply in her arms.

"...What if they don't want to take pictures?" Colin forcibly pulled back the topic. He felt that although he met Wess in his first year at Hogwarts, the senior was becoming more and more unreliable. increase day by day.

"Lavender! Perfume brochure!" Weiss stood up again and yelled.

"What are you going to do?" Lavender looked up at Weiss with a confused face, but Parvati who was beside him reacted quickly and chose one of several promotional pages and handed it to Weiss with a levitation spell. : "OK."

"Can't you help me save some money?" Weiss glanced at the price on the promotional page and said helplessly to Parvati.

"There is one that I want!" Parvati clasped her hands together in anticipation.

"That's it!" Weiss patted the promotional leaflet on Colin's desk: "As long as they are willing to take pictures, every witch can choose a bottle of perfume! Tell them that these photos are going to be published in magazines, and they will tell you Why do they look good on themselves?"

"Is the perfume so expensive..." Colin looked at the price on the promotional page in shock.

"High-end stuff, I don't understand either." Weiss shook his head, looked down and searched for the wallet: "What are the prices of all the witches' negatives and developing potions?"

"Probably... 10 Galleons, that's quite a lot." Colin silently calculated, then blinked at Weiss.

"Here are 20 of them, and there are your labors inside!" Weiss counted out a stack of Galleons and placed them in front of Colin: "Let's talk about not enough."

After discussing the details with Colin, Weiss staggered back to his seat, and Harry quickly grabbed him: "What if that... editor, what if the editor doesn't publish your article?"

'50 Gold Galleons, the next newspaper, headline, then this money will be yours, winner of the Order of Merlin, Second Class--Wes Inbas Kabrev. 'Westie pen wrote on the parchment: "That's it, send it together by the way, um, add one more: If you make a supplement, you will get 100 gold Galleons."

"...Indeed, no one will reject Jin Gallon." The corners of Harry's eyes twitched wildly, and then he asked in confusion, "Just a letter? A bunch of photos?"

"Of course not, I have to write a manuscript. First, I have to scold Rita Skeeter, and write that she is blind and ignores the other beautiful witches in Hogwarts..." Weiss changed a piece of parchment and wrote eloquently. Plenty: "Then write some more... umm... Rita Skeeter you stinky witch, don't think you write I have 8 girlfriends and I'm going to grant you a relationship request! You're too old! Not me What a dish! Teacher Nicolas looks younger than you! The most important thing is that you are so ugly! Look at you, lemon head, mouse eyes, hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, protruding ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have committed suicide a long time ago!..."

"Hey, hey, you're too fake, right? Who would believe it? And there are quite a few people who have seen her." Harry looked at Weiss with black eyes as he wrote the 'rumor' just now.

"Huh? It's too fake? Well... Then add another sentence, even if I have 80 girlfriends, I can't get you! Is it true now!" Weiss patted the parchment and said, "The main reason is that I didn't see you. There are more people who have passed her!"

"It feels even more fake." Harry said with black lines.

"It doesn't matter, it's just to scold her anyway, nothing else matters." Weiss waved his hand, seeming completely indifferent to the consequences of this incident.

(End of this chapter)