My Elf Super Water

Chapter 72, Before going to bed

Warmly celebrate the coming of the 8th generation, Pokémon Sword, Pokémon Shield.



Chu Yue was still reading Mother Yang's diary.

Mother Yang quickly made a delicious snail pie in the kitchen. After smelling the delicious snail pie, the molar fish rushed towards it.

"Bajibababababa~"

Seeing the molar fish eating happily, the mother sheep smiled again:

"Eat more, if it's not enough, I'll do it again."

Chu Yue continued to turn the diary in her hand to the next page, this time it was an adult joke:
On X, XX, I felt that today was too boring, so I bought a new batch of joke books.

Honestly, some adult jokes are really funny, like:
I want to bring joy to your clamshell with my rock snake.

After reading this, Chu Yue's face was filled with black lines. Of course, the mother sheep's diary was also confiscated by the mother in an instant.

"Oh, little one, I don't think Mama's Diary is a pretty book."

"I mean there are a lot of adult jokes in the diary that kids shouldn't read. Looks like you want to hear a bedtime joke, don't you?"

Chu Yue looked at the clock in the living room, it turned out that it was already late at night.

Mother Yang's glasses drooped, and then she held the joke book, took Chu Yue's little hand, and led him into the bedroom:

"Let's go little guy, it's getting late, go back to sleep obediently, mom will tell you some funny children's jokes."

"Ah, well, actually, you really don't need to..." Chu Yue felt that she was already a big child, but since she met the mother sheep, she was completely treated like a child.

Chu Yue was not given more opportunities to talk.

After arriving at the bedroom, Mother Yang gently covered Chu Yue with a quilt, and finally neatly stacked a piece of children's clothing on the pink carpet.

It was a new children's striped shirt.

"Little guy, don't forget to put on new clothes when you wake up tomorrow morning. These are chosen by your mother for you."

Mother Yang turned on the lamp on the desk and said:
"Okay, mom knows you can't wait to hear bedtime jokes right, mom has a lot of jokes for kids."

【Goat mother is going to tell you bedtime children's jokes, what are you going to do now?】

1. Pretend to be a child and continue to listen to the mother sheep's children's jokes.

2. Tell the mother sheep that she is an older child, and she does not need to tell children's jokes.

Chu Yue chose 2, but Mother Yang still spoke:
"Little one, I'm sure you'll love these bedtime kid jokes, trust me baby, mommy is confident."

The sheep mother pretended to be mysterious and told a joke:
"Once upon a time, there was a fork-tailed weasel. When it got up in the morning, it seemed that it was going to be late. Because of the rain, it arrived at school half an hour earlier."

Chu Yue: ...

"Hey, little guy, isn't this joke Mom told funny?"

【Goat mother is going to tell you the second bedtime children's joke, what are you going to do?】

1. Wear children's clothes to the end, and listen to mother's continued telling children's jokes.

2. Mom, I don't want to hear, I want to go back, please tell me how to get back to the surface.

Chu Yue continued to choose 2, but Mother Yang ignored:
"Little guy, I promise you will laugh out loud at the second bedtime joke. This time, you must trust your mother and tell it."

Mother Yang told a joke without laughing:
"Once upon a time there were three little ghosts, but they all became real ghosts in the end."

"The first little clever ghost got drunk one day, and suddenly had a relapse of myocardial infarction, so he became a Geng (stalk) ghost."

"The second little clever ghost accidentally fell down one day and fell headlong into a flowerpot, so baby, do you know what he turned into? He turned into a ghost potted plant."

"The third little witty ghost was ignorant all day long, and when he grew up, he hid in the street begging with a small bowl in his hand, so he became a gas (begging) ball (begging) ghost."

Chu Yue: ...

"Oh little one, it looks like Mommy has failed again, you don't like these kid jokes."

【Goat mother is going to tell you the third bedtime joke, she looks a little unhappy, what are you going to do?】

1. Mom, please stop talking, I want to go back, I want to go home.

2. Pretend that the stories my mother tells are funny, but I don’t usually like to laugh, and tell her to look forward to the third joke.

This time, Chu Yue chose 1.

Mother Yang closed the children's joke book before going to bed, looked back at Chu Yue and said:

"go home?"

"Hey, little guy, this is your home. From now on, you will live with your mother. You must be obedient."

Chu Yue raised her head from under the quilt:

"Mother Yang, thank you for taking care of me all the time. In fact, I don't know what to say, but I have to go back."

"I must go back to the surface world where humans and elves live together. My adventure there is not over yet, and the elves and I have not yet challenged the alliance..."

Mother Yang listened to every word in her heart.

Mother Yang didn't speak at first, she just silently helped Chu Yue turn off the small desk lamp, and gently moved Chu Yue's quilt down, for fear that Chu Yue would kick the quilt in the middle of the night and freeze her feet.

Every movement is still gentle.

"Little guy, let mom think about it tonight, maybe you don't like our little family."

"Ah no, maybe it's because I'm too selfish, I shouldn't let you grow up in such a small room."

When the words fell, the mother sheep was about to close the door:

"Then little guy, let's have a sweet sleep in the room tonight. Please forgive mom. Mom will think about everything in the morning."

"Good night, little one..."

[Mother Yang gently closes the bedroom door]

It was late at night, but Chu Yue couldn't sleep.

The sheets on the bed are very soft, and the bed is even warmer and more comfortable. The bedrooms are all clean and tidy. This mother sheep's cottage is perfect and impeccable.

So, what is it to stay in this underground world for a long time, wearing children's striped shirts every day, and spending time with the company of mother sheep.

Or choose to leave here, choose to leave that gentle and kind mother.

In fact, Chu Yue already had a very clear answer in his heart, but he fell into a conflict in his heart.

"One, the mother sheep saved me, so it can be said that it is equivalent to the only relative I saw after falling into the underground world."

"Second, Mother Yang treats me like her own child."

"Three, no matter how you deduce this point, it is an eternal truth. A monster mother who regards human children as her own must be a great mother with a kind heart."

Thinking of this, Chu Yue suddenly didn't know what to do.

In the next moment, Chu Yue didn't realize that a smiling face appeared in the small mirror behind the bedroom door again!
This time, there are not only smiling faces, but also the purest child's voice from the mirror:
"What are you struggling with, idiot, this is not your home."

"Listen, you must always maintain your determination. You must leave this house now and bid farewell to everything in front of you, because—"

【You are the future of humans and monsters!】

　Pay tribute to the great sheep mother again, good night readers~

　　
　
(End of this chapter)