Konoha's Crooked Mouth Naruto

Chapter 5 Where's My Pipe?
In the few remaining memories of Naruto fused in the yellow monkey's body, there is the process of the ninja registration book.

take pictures?
Huang Yuan wandered around the village for a long time, and he kept getting familiar with this somewhat familiar yet quite strange village.

Everything is so novel, everything is different from his original world.

Immersed in this exotic atmosphere for a while, Huang Yuan became a little obsessed.

His current experience is simply unbelievable.

Never heard of or seen anything like it.

Walking on the bustling streets, feel the hustle and bustle of the world.

There are many strong people in this world, but there are no pirates making trouble, so it's quite warm~
Huang Yuan sighed inwardly.

However, many years later, every time he thinks back to the exclamation at this time, he will mock his youth and ignorance, this world is so warm!

Huang Yuan walked and watched, and just rightly, a photo studio appeared in front of his eyes.

hmm~
Take a photo of the registration~
step in.

"Photograph~"

Huang Yuan has only two characters.

The old man who took the picture glanced at Naruto and nodded.

"You first think about your appearance, as well as the time and place to take pictures~"

"Now, just take a picture here, just dress like this~"

Now the yellow ape is not so particular.

"Okay, please do it on the chair."

Huang Yuan did as he said, his hands and feet were a little nervous.

It was the first time he took pictures when he came to this world.

"Be natural~" The old man glanced at the serious and nervous Naruto, frowning slightly.

Is it natural...

Huang Yuan's body relaxed, and his whole body began to slide down. His upper body completely collapsed on the chair, and his legs were interlaced, and they rested on the table not far away.

The old man's face was dark when he took the photo.

You call this natural?

"Put your feet down and sit in a normal posture~"

"Oh." Huang Yuan sat down as required.

"Smile~"

Laugh, when I came to this world, I don’t seem to have laughed much.

The corners of Naruto's mouth curled up, and he smiled.

this smile...

The cameraman was shocked again, how could there be such a smile in the world!
But never mind.

Click!

Take a photo.

The old man washed it on the spot and handed it to Naruto.

Naruto looked at the photo with a look of satisfaction on his face.

Although the yellow hair, blue pupils, and the three beards on the left and right cheeks clearly told him that this was not him.

However, that iconic smile clearly told him that this was him!

With the photos, I came to the registration place.

Received a ninja registration certificate, pasted a photo, and started filling out the form.

Registration number: 102607
Then fill in the basic information and attach a photo.

perfect!

Then he went into a room and handed in the form.

An old man with an old face, a red hat with fire letters on his head, a white clothes, a pipe in his mouth, and a ninja in a vest are waiting for him.

Uh ~
Huh?
Isn't this old man the third one on the statue in the village...

This is the third generation of Hokage?

It looks kind.

But, for some reason, Naruto always feels that this old man feels a little familiar to him~
After handing in the registration certificate, Huang Yuan sat on the chair and thought hard.

Where is it familiar?

Ding!
A flash of light.

I remembered!

After he came to this world, the feeling of being spied on from time to time was exactly the same as the old man felt to himself~
Could this old man have been spying on me?
Could it be that this old man...

What's up, quirk?

Uh ~
My real age is about the same as this old man, maybe younger, but...

Thinking of the terrible possibility, Huang Yuan was afraid to look at the three-generation old man.

The Third Hokage held the ninja registration book, looked at the information on it, and looked at Naruto's photo.

Everything is normal, except...

Naruto's terrifying smile.

How should I say this smile is simply magical!
How could someone in the world laugh like this, and how could someone bend their lips like this!
Such a handsome guy, why does his mouth crooked when he smiles?

The three-generation old man glanced at Naruto with a weird face, "Very good, everything is perfect except for the smile on the photo..."

"Haha, not bad, especially the smile, that is my masterpiece."

"What did you say? Except for a smile? That's my favorite work!"

Huang Yuan was originally cheerful, but when he heard the words of the three-generation old man, he was about to jump up instantly.

It's not right, why does my personality look a little like a child's?
Was it influenced by the original owner of the body?

The three-generation old man took a deep puff on his cigarette, "So, take another picture!"

"I do not want!"

"Retake a photo!"

snort!
The two stared wide-eyed.

Huang Yuan hurriedly stood up.

A wave of anger rushed straight into his mind, and his body began to refuse to listen to him.

Quickly form the seal of "Wei" with both hands.

Transform!

A naked girl with twin ponytails protruding forward and backwards appeared in place, and at the same time, white clouds covered the key places, looming, which made her more attractive.

The art of seduction!

The three generations of Hokage fell backwards, and the nosebleeds from their noses formed a long dragon!
The three-generation old man fell to the ground, his body twitching.

Huang Yuan undoes his transformation and returns to his original state.

He just felt ashamed!

The ninjutsu created by the original owner of my own body is really, really...

Dirty as hell!

For the soul of an old man in his 50s, using this trick is simply degrading!

Just now, if I hadn't suddenly lost control of my body...

I would never use this trick myself.

However, if someone uses this trick against him, he can...

Seductive.

Sandai Hokage sat back on the chair again, holding a handkerchief in his hand to wipe his nosebleed.

At this moment, a kid rushed in, yelled something, and rushed towards the three-generation old man brandishing a shuriken.

As for what he said, the yellow monkey who just wanted to get into the cracks in the ground didn't hear clearly at all.

slap!

The little kid fell to the ground.

Huang Yuan looked at the scarf around his neck.

Such a long scarf has been pulled to the ground, it is not normal if it does not fall!

"You must have sneaked up on me just now!"

The little boy turned to Naruto, pointed his index finger at Naruto, with a determined expression on his face.

Huang Yuan ignored him, he walked up to the three-generation old man, bowed slightly, then turned around and walked out!
The kid who didn't get a response, Sarutobi Konohamaru, the grandson of the Third Hokage, just posed stupidly and stood there in a daze.

Seeing that Naruto was about to leave completely, Konoha Maru stepped forward to catch up.

Ebisu, who followed closely, looked around the room, but did not see Konoha Maru.

"Three generations of adults, where is the young master?"

Sandai finally wiped off his nosebleed, "I just ran out with Naruto."

"what!!!"

Ebisu opened his mouth so wide that he could swallow a basketball.

Then run out quickly.

"Hey, every day, why did it become like this..."

The three-generation old man sighed and touched his pipe.

but touched...

air.

Where is my pipe?
The Third Hokage looked around, but found nothing.

Vaguely, he remembered that when Naruto was leaving just now, a hand was stretched out on the table.

Is it possible...

……

(End of this chapter)