The Leisure Life of Naruto Shiro

Chapter 25

Half an hour later, the last group of aunts and elder sisters with strong arms and round waists also finished venting their anger. Facing Jiraiya, an "old acquaintance", the aunts and elder sisters were not polite.

"Hehe, Kushina, Minato, Dongshiro is a good dog (jiu) not shop (jian)" His nose was bruised and his face was swollen from the beating, and Jirai, who was covered in shoe prints, also greeted the three of them with words full of rushing words. There is an extremely distorted smile on his face!
Three stinky brats!You wait for me!It's okay to be beaten by a group of beautiful big sisters, why are the aunts and grandmas getting started, eh...

I have to say that Jiraiya's physical fitness is really good, at least in terms of resistance to beatings, he was beaten by a woman in a big bathhouse for more than half an hour, and he still can't stand!
Thank you Kushina, thank King Kong for blocking!

Seeing that Zilai was taught so badly, Xiaobai also deliberately refused to let go, since the black pot Kushina took over the good guy, let me be the captain!

Xiaobai walked over obediently, and used the return path to treat Jilaiye's wound.

"ssssssssssssssss"

"Toshiro, when did you learn medical ninjutsu?" Every time Xiaobai can surprise Jiraiya, and let Jiraiya recall every time after spying on Tsunade, he was severely injured and then rescued During those beautiful years, that time was the heaviest injury in my life, with four broken ribs and more than ten fractures, much worse than Hanzo!

"Anyway, you didn't teach it. Teacher Orochimaru is much more competent than you~" Xiaobai accentuated the word "teacher", since he hadn't seen Jiraiya for a long time, Xiaobai also made a rare joke.

"Ahem, you are indeed my disciple!" Zilai pretended to be deaf and dumb, shamelessly taking all the credit for himself.

"How is Mr. Jiraiya?" It is really embarrassing to ask such a question, I don't know if he is doing well recently, anyway, Jiraiya is not doing well now, Minato looks a little shy.

"Oshemaru's ninjutsu is still so-so, or let him teach a disciple to compare."

I didn't expect that Jiraiya was also in Konoha Sannin, and I didn't expect to say such vulgar words. In Konoha, only Jiraiya has this kind of shame. Find someone in Konoha to compete with Minato Xiaobai. Xiaobai Needless to say, Bai, after practicing Flying Thunder God's Minato, I'm afraid it will be very difficult for Orochimaru to do it in person, and it is not impossible to overturn the car!
But after talking about Zirai, he was silent. Orochimaru used to have a disciple, but he fell into a trap by mistake in the second ninja world war, and was killed by the detonating talisman. When he found it, even his internal organs were emptied. After that, not only Tsunade, but even Orochimaru was depressed for a while.

"I didn't expect the teacher to come back at this time. Aren't you afraid that the third generation will hold you down as Hokage?" Xiaobai joked behind,
Ji Lai also put on a very funny pose, and Niu coaxed and said: "The old man can't control me!"

Just paired with the bruises on the face, it's a bit... out of the play.

I didn't expect that Senju Hashirama's huge foundation, Konoha Ninja Village, which he had worked so hard to build in troubled times, would need to arrest an heir, but with Hashirama's naturally dull personality, he shouldn't have any reaction.

In the time of two or three sentences, the effect of Jiraiya Poyanquan has been cured by Xiaobai. I can only say that fortunately Xiaobai is here. If there are only Minato and Kushina, with Kushina's character, he must help Zirai It can also be healed, if that's the case... It is estimated that Zirai will also use the fairy mode in the future to save effort. (Jiraiya's sage mode needs to paint "oil paint" on the face)

"Okay, I have to say hello to the old man when I get back to the village." After tidying up his clothes and grooming himself, he left gracefully.

But Kushina slapped the knife and said: "Mr. Jiraiya, don't forget to visit the Chunin exam. The examiner is Tsunade-sama...'s boyfriend!"

Zilai also waved his hand and left Xiaobai and the three with a chic and heroic back. There is no need to show it all the time when you love someone. Since she has already obtained her own happiness, then she should bless her!

This is the real Ziraiya, the hero Ziraiya!
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Let's go back to Obito's youth Shura field. Obito walked out of the examination room with a look of mourning and dismay. Lin shouted several times in the back and didn't respond. Let's put it in the past as soon as he heard Lin's voice. Jilai also saw a reaction to the surgery.

"Oh, oh, Lin." Normally, Obito's reaction would be reddish and bewildered, but now he is dejected and not excited at all.

"Obito, what's wrong with you? Did you fail the exam? It doesn't matter. I also found it difficult this time. I'm afraid I have to rely on Kakashi." Lin quickly discovered the crux of Obito's abnormality, and she was very understanding. Enlighten the soil.

"Yeah, ha, ha" Obito chatted awkwardly.

Kakashi added "Big idiot!" (Is there a feeling of Rukawa Maple and Sakuragi)

"Okay, let's go back and tell Minato-sensei and Shiro-senpai first!" She didn't dare to shout in front of her, but behind her were all Xiaobai-senpai and Xiaobai-senpai, so Lin pushed Kakashi and Obito one by one. go out.

Poor Obito doesn't know yet, his first exam has already been "listened to the heavens", and Konoha's top leader personally said that even if Obito draws a turtle on the exam paper, he will probably pass.

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On the other side of Hokage's office, Konoha's two middle-aged and elderly lechers finally met. In Konoha's voyeuristic world, these two are well-known masters. For this reason, the third generation of Hokage Hiruza Sarutobi also created an ultimate voyeuristic technique " The art of telescope", people have to wonder how the crane tail Zilai, who had mediocre qualifications and no background, was accepted as a disciple by the third generation. Could it be that the third generation knew that everyone was like-minded at that time?

"Old man, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, and I've aged quite a bit, haha." Jiraiya, like Xiaobai, would call him teacher or Hokage-sama in public, but in private, there's no need to be so polite!In fact, the third generation really wants them to be polite!

Looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen, who is not yet fifty, he is still full of energy, but his face is already in his fifties and sixties. He gave up his life in the second generation of Senshou, although it is not an order to fight against the defeated army, it can be said to be It is no wonder that the third generation worked so hard when they were ordered to be in danger.

After the death of the god of ninja Senshou Hashirama and the only ninja Uchiha Madara who can fight against Hashirama, Konoha lost the power to make the world peaceful, that is, "the strongest ninja village suppresses war as a leader". After two god-like ninjas died one after another, it is impossible to achieve long-term peace in the dynamic balance of the five villages maintained by the tailed beasts allocated between the pillars.

So the first ninja world war broke out, and I have to say what is the meaning of the peace created by this kind of idea in the first generation, unless every subsequent Hokage can laugh at the ninja world and make all living beings surrender, and there must be the kind of compassion in Hashirama Heart, without that compassionate heart, is just another Uchiha Madara.

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