Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl

Chapter 74 Going to Asgard
"Vorstagg, Hogan, Fandral, Sif, my friends, it's great to meet you!" Feeling the energy of the Rainbow Bridge, Brother Hammer ran out excitedly, and saw the old The partners were overjoyed immediately.

Sif and the others were also very happy. The five hugged each other and sang and danced very lively.

Tony asked in a low voice, "What are the origins of these four tin cans?"

You are dressed in a steel battle suit and call someone an iron can, so embarrassed of you!
The Fireproof Lady replied, "Those three men are the Three Warriors of Asgard. The woman's name is Sif, the Goddess of the Earth and the Harvest."

"Norse mythology?" As a senior agent, Coulson knew a little bit about everything. He glanced at Sif and said strangely: "The images of Sif depicted in the book are all with a sickle in one hand and a hammer in the other. How can she still wear armor?" With sword and shield, I feel like a warrior."

sickle?Hammer?Hey, don't talk nonsense!

"In fact, the name of a god is the same as a job title. It only represents the department it manages, and has nothing to do with its own ability."

Coulson couldn't understand: "That is to say, this goddess of the earth and harvest doesn't understand planting at all? Can this work?"

"Why not?" The Fireproof Woman said of course, "It is not necessary for a person in charge of hygiene to know medicine, and a person in charge of magic does not have to know magic. Look at Tony, he knows how to teleport, and he has become the second in command of the magic world. "

Tony dissatisfied: "There is another one who only knows the lighting technique and becomes a white-robed wizard. Can you stop using me as an example?"

The fireproof girl shrugged: "Then let's talk about it. He is not as good as Natasha in terms of looks, Barton in terms of archery, and Coulson in terms of hair volume, but he is the boss of S.H.I.E.L.D. I guess the Asgardians know about it. It would also be strange why the king of agents on Earth is the worst among the agents, but this is officialdom, ability is second, and whether he can play a political role is the first."

Tony looked at the message on his phone and said, "That braised egg used to be a member of the military and an agent. He has many connections in the military and major intelligence organizations, and his skin color is approachable, not light-colored. The race is so sensitive, and it can arouse the favor of the third world countries. It is very suitable for dealing with the forces of various countries, and it is very in line with the political needs of the Security Council. That's why he was appointed as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Haha, there is actually a The gossip says he may have 'an alien friend from Kree', and maybe our director will play a pivotal role in future interstellar affairs."

Seeing Tony's hippie smiling face, the fireproof girl's forehead was sweating.Don't laugh, Braised Dan really has an "alien friend", that is the hairdressing captain Carol Danforth, be careful when he comes back and punches you to death.

Coulson said to Tony in an official tone: "Mr. Stark, is it not good for you to hack into the Security Council's database in front of me?"

Tony asked back: "What's wrong, it's not like you haven't hacked before. Don't deny it, I found the back door left by S.H.I.E.L.D."

One sentence blocked Coulson half to death, so he had to change the subject and ask: "So, is this goddess of the earth and harvest also the result of political needs?"

The Fireproof Girl nodded and said, "Sif is Odin's appointed princess."

Colson suddenly realized that agriculture is the foundation of a country, and the princess is the head of the Ministry of Agriculture, which is also very stable.

I have to say that Odin paved a golden road for Brother Hammer, just wait for him to walk up.But Brother Hammer didn't agree, so he had to hold the big top, use his hands instead of feet, and screw up like a strange species. It was a blessing that Odin was not killed on the spot.

Brother Hammer touched his shoulders with his companions, and suddenly his face turned cold. He pointed to the fireproof woman and said, "Friends, my hammer was taken away by that evil witch. Please help me get it back!"

Brother Fang hammer thought, when he raised his arms, his four friends must have responded without saying a word, but in reality the four Asgardians looked at each other, looking embarrassed.

The elder of the three warriors, the big fat Vosgeta, scratched his stomach and said, "Your Highness, you may not understand some things."

Fandral said with a smile: "Relax, Your Highness, His Majesty the God King already knows the ins and outs of the matter, and has made arrangements."

Brother Hammer was overjoyed: "Could it be that the father decided to send an army to capture this witch?"

The black-faced god Hogan said with a straight face: "Midegard has no enemies."

Brother Hammer was dumbfounded: "Then why are you here?"

Sif sighed, walked forward to salute the fireproof woman, and said respectfully: "Unknown goddess, His Majesty the God King is very pleased that Midgard can prosper under your rule. We are here , it is by the order of the God King and the Fairy Queen that I invite you to Asgard for a gathering, please do honor me."

"goddess?!"

Brother Hammer, Coulson, and Tony exclaimed in unison.

The fireproof girl wondered, "Why, didn't I tell you that I am a god?"

Tony and Coulson said with great certainty: "Absolutely not!"

"Oh, I'm really sorry." The fireproof girl said lightly: "But you don't have to pay too much attention to it. Apart from being infinitely powerful, extremely fast, invulnerable to all poisons, super strong in defense, superb in intelligence, and extremely long in life, we God is no different from ordinary people."

Is it any different?Tony's face turned black: "Just say that there is something that God can't do!"

The fireproof girl thought for a while, and said honestly, "Gods can't fly."

Tony glanced at the four of Klimt who were floating in the air and fluttering their wings, gritted their molars and said, "Okay, you are the leader, I will listen seriously."

The fire girl is very wronged, she really can't fly.And not only her, but few gods in the soul world can fly.If you think about it carefully, not only the gods in the soul world can't fly, but even the gods in the Marvel world can't fly.Not to mention comics, Odin, Gao Tianzun, collectors and other great gods in the movie count as one, and all of them are obediently tidied up by gravity.

Newton (proud face): You, Mr. Niu, take care of Marvel's three-acre land!
"absurd!"

The fire girl opened her eyes and told nonsense, Tony and Coulson were not in a hurry, Brother Hammer was in a hurry.

"God should be humble, kind, friendly, and open-minded. He can be friends with people, but he should also shoulder responsibilities. Leaders, guide people, and manage people. Only in this way can he live up to the glory of God! You say that God is no different from people. I will never agree with the words of being willing to degenerate!"

Coulson and Tony looked like they were stuffed with shit, and they thought that we humans are so good, why should we let God lead, guide, and manage?We have a silly President X is enough to make trouble, please gods don't join in the fun, okay!
How else can I say that Brother Hammer's political bubbles are zero.He didn't mean to look down on humans, but the education he received since he was a child was to lead humans, so he said it without embellishment, which very successfully aroused the disgust of Coulson and Tony.

But the Fireproof Girl is different. Although her words mean that humans fight against the five scum, she clearly expresses the view that "gods are not different from humans". Even if they all know it is false, but human nature just likes It sounds good, there is a fart use for true and false things.

Sif, as the second external brain circuit prepared by Odin for Brother Hammer, also knows that Brother Hammer said something wrong.She was afraid that Brother Hammer would come up with something else, so she hurriedly stepped forward and said: "The unknown goddess, the god king and fairy queen are still waiting for news, I don't know you?"

The Fireproof Girl thought for a while, now that the Meow Meow Hammer is in her hands, she must not be able to get around the hurdle of Asgard. It’s good to know Odin well in the past, maybe she can take advantage of his dementia in the future, Trick him into the primordial furnace and burn it.

So she nodded: "Since the God King and the Fairy Queen are invited, I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

Sif was overjoyed: "Welcome to Asgard, please wait a moment, I will call the Rainbow Bridge."

The fireproof woman said to Rosalia: "Sister Wang, I will be away for a while, let Tony take care of you during this period."

Rosalia nodded: "Don't worry, don't worry about us."

Sif said to Thor again: "Your Highness, the God King has ordered to end your exile, go back with us."

Brother Hammer was overjoyed.He didn't see Loki this time, so naturally he didn't get discouraged and gave birth to the idea of ​​being a mortal, and he didn't have any super-friendly thoughts about Jane Foster. When he heard that he could go back and continue to be a prince, he immediately went crazy ran over.

"Heimdall, open the Rainbow Bridge!"

There was a bang, and colorful beams of light fell from the sky. Coulson wanted to ask how to write this report, but the six members of the fire prevention woman disappeared with a whoosh.

He looked at Tony: "This time, half of the report is published by the fire department."

Tony: Am I pretty!
In the passageway of the Rainbow Bridge, the fireproof woman suddenly said: "By the way, we also have a Sif in Lothric."

Sif immediately became interested: "Is he a man or a woman?"

"It's a dog."

Sif: Am I pretty!
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(End of this chapter)