Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl

Chapter 63 Rocky VS Patch (Arrears 4)

Loki smashed through the roof of Youyuan Church and fell heavily to the ground, clutching his waist and unable to get up for a long time.

"That damned woman, I must make her pay the price!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a big bald head appeared in his field of vision. The bald head had a simple face and asked kindly: "Hey, brother, I saw you fall from the sky, are you okay? "

Only now did Loki have the time to look around, and seeing that it was a simple and heavy palace, he couldn't help being surprised: "What kind of place is this?"

There was an imperceptible light in the bald eyes, and he said with a smile: "This is the deep church of Losric."

"Lothric?" Loki was confused for a while, "I've never heard of this name in the Nine Realms."

"I haven't heard of the Nine Realms either." The bald head said kindly, "Don't worry, brother. The people of Losric are simple and hospitable, and you will definitely feel the warmth like fire."

Loki didn't know the place well, and he still counted on this bald head to be his guide, so he also laughed a few times, and said with a thankful expression: "That's really great, my name is Loki, what's your name?"

The bald head also smiled and said: "My name is Patch, hello, Brother Rocky."

Loki also said, "Hello, Brother Patch."

The two shook hands with smiles all over their faces, looking like kind and good people.But as soon as they turned their heads, the two thought at the same time: "This idiot laughs so stupidly, he must be easy to deceive!"

So the two good brothers laughed again, as if they hated seeing each other late.

Loki asked, "Brother Patch, what are you doing here?"

Patch came over and whispered, "I don't tell ordinary people, I'm here to hunt for treasure!"

Loki said indifferently: "What good things can be found in such a backcountry. Well, as long as you can send me out, when you return to Asgard, you can choose one of the treasures in the God King's treasury."

Patch shook his head with a simple and honest face: "That can't be done, you are my friend, I should help you go home, how can I accept the gift. Just wait a little longer, and I will take you out of the church when I find the treasure."

Don't want anything from the God King's treasure house, are you stupid?Loki secretly scolded that a countryman is a countryman, and he can't tell what is good from what is bad, making his superb deception useless.

The two stopped and stopped all the way, and came to the edge of a high platform. Paqi pointed to the opposite high platform and said, "Look, the treasure is on the opposite side. I will take you out after I get it."

Rocky could not bear to show a smile: "Then what are you waiting for, Brother Patch, go quickly."

But Patch was embarrassed and said: "Brother Rocky, to be honest, I have a serious fear of heights. If I want to go to the opposite high platform, I have to walk through this narrow aisle. Have you seen the giant next to me? That's the guard of the treasure, and if you fall, he'll eat you."

Loki hooked his head and glanced, and saw that there was indeed a giant wrapped in iron chains squatting in the dark mud seven or eight meters below him. He said it was a giant, but he was actually not too tall, at most three or four meters. Look, and from Loki's point of view, the opponent's intelligence is definitely not high, and there is no threat to him.

Thinking that there is still a huge Asgard waiting for him to inherit, Loki really didn't want to waste time in this poor place, so he simply said: "I don't have a fear of heights, I will help you get the treasure."

Patch was grateful, and shyly said: "How dare you, it's obviously such a dangerous thing."

Loki said impatiently: "There is no danger, just remember to take me out of the church after you get the treasure."

"Don't worry, wrap it on me!"

Loki nodded, flicked his cloak and walked up the narrow aisle.The aisle is less than half a meter wide, which is indeed scary in the eyes of normal people, but Rocky has played with Brother Hammer since he was a child, and he has never done anything sneaky. Are you afraid of a mere single-plank bridge?
He walked forward with his head held high, out of the spirit of Asgard, out of Asgard's demeanor, and wanted to make some Asgardian-style speeches habitually. Staggered down the aisle.

"Damn it!" Loki frowned, squinted his eyes, and said while retching, "What kind of smell is it? It's too spicy!"

Patch pointed to the black mud under the giant's feet and said, "It smells like giant dung. Brother, didn't I tell you?"

"You absolutely didn't!" Loki covered his nose, but the smell seemed to penetrate his skin, drilling into his body all the time. "No, this smell is really disgusting, I want to go back!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the aisle under his feet suddenly shook and began to fall slowly.

Loki was shocked, there was a giant under the aisle, and there was mud under the giant, and under the mud... that was full of shit!
"What's going on, what's going on?" Loki didn't want to get into the shit, he panicked and shouted: "Brother Patch, why am I descending, think of a solution!"

Patch studied for a while and said: "It seems that you have encountered some mechanism, Brother Rocky, you are too careless!"

Is it still my problem?
Rocky is going crazy: "Whatever, stop this damn descent quickly, the shit is going to come up!"

"I'm working hard, I'm working hard, learn from me and be calm, Brother Rocky!"

It's not that you got into shit, of course you are calm!
Cursing mothers is cursing mothers, but the descent didn't stop at all. Loki still fell into the cesspit helplessly. As soon as the sticky feeling flooded into his brain, he vomited loudly.

But the giant is not willing, you entered my toilet without my consent, and vomited in it again, you are looking for your own death!
The giant stood up slowly, and Loki had no choice but to endure the nausea and prepare to fight, or he also hoped to forget the damn touch by fighting.

But the giant obviously has a lot of experience in cesspit fighting. He didn't punch or kick, but raised his hand and slapped it on the mud, and saw a burst of overwhelming. Loki really experienced what it means to drench his head .

"Shit!" Loki yelled. "There's a piece of shit in my mouth!"

Before he finished shouting at the end, a fat, chubby baby maggot the size of a calf jumped out of the mud, opened its mouthparts full of round teeth, and put it on Loki's head with a snap.

The yelling stopped abruptly, Loki opened his hands, with a maggot baby swaying in the wind on his head, ran wildly in the excrement, then hit the wall with a bang and fell down, slowly being submerged in the excrement, at a loss .

Seeing that he had only one palm exposed, Patch threw the rope and pulled him up.

"Brother Rocky, hold on, I'm here to save you!"

Patch split the baby maggot with a sword, fished Rocky out of the yellow body fluid, and shouted while shaking: "Brother Rocky, are you okay?"

Rocky came back to his senses, threw himself into Rocky's arms, and burst into tears.

After crying a few times, I vomited again.

His face was blue, and he said weakly: "Brother Patch, why do I feel so uncomfortable?"

Patch said as a matter of course: "Because the giant's shit is poisonous, didn't I tell you?"

You absolutely did not!
Loki is going crazy, what the hell kind of place is Lothric, there is not only shit, but also poison in the shit, and the promise of warmth like fire?

"Okay, okay, there is a well outside the church, I'll take you to wash it."

"Thank you so much, Brother Patch."

"Our good brother, you are loyal, no need to thank you."

Turning around all the way, Loki also saw an old man in a red hat lying on the ground, thinking about the god statue, and finally walked out of the secluded church 10 minutes later, and saw the long-awaited well.

Patch fetched water and said, "Brother Rocky, why are you still standing there, take off your dirty clothes."

"But……"

"It's nothing to worry about, everyone is a man, why are you ashamed. Take it off!"

Loki was right when he thought about it, he took it off in threes and fives, covered his crotch with his hands, and smiled.

Patch looked up and down, and said with a smile: "Brother Rocky has a good figure. Come, stand by the well, bend down, and I will help you wash the dirt off your head first."

"Thank you Brother Patch, when I return to Asgard, I will definitely reward you greatly!" Loki said as he walked to the well, bent over, and pouted his buttocks.

But the refreshing well water did not appear, instead Percy laughed ironically: "What a pity, Brother Rocky, you will probably never return to your Asgard!"

"what?"

Before Rocky could react, Patch raised his big foot and kicked Rocky's dangling white butt fiercely. Hearing Loki's oops, he plunged into the long-dried deep well.

"Patch, I will not let you go, I swear in the name of Asgard, I will never let you go!"

"You are not the first person to say this to me, Brother Rocky, I took you out of the church as promised, I wish you a happy stay in your new home."

As soon as Patch's words fell, there was a loud noise from the back door of the Youshen Church, followed by a huge flame that shot straight into the sky.

"Hey, those two princesses are really serious. It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, just slip away."

With that said, he picked up Loki's expensive outfit and ran away.

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Someone told me that I need to ask for tickets for collection when recommending, so I will ask for it. .

(End of this chapter)