Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl
Chapter 45 You don't understand girls' skirts
Chapter 45 You don't understand girls' skirts
"Modu, a disciple of Ancient One, a Nigerian-born British, was born on July 1974, 7, and is 10 years old this year. He is a leader among the younger generation of Kama Taj. He is deeply disappointed by the weakness and inaction of Ancient One in this incident, He believed that the secular world had offended the majesty of Kama Taj, and advocated the use of force to resolve disputes, but was later suppressed by the high-level mages headed by the three holy temples, so he felt dissatisfied and launched a revenge one month later, and none of the guardian families of the London temple survived."
"Wow, the guy has a big temper. But if he kills the whole family at every turn, your second term is too long."
The fire prevention girl crumpled up the A4 paper with the information written on it, and threw it into the trash can beside her.
She was walking on Bleecker Street in Manhattan, New York, at number 177 of the New York Temple.According to the information from S.H.I.E.L.D., Modu, an older middle school student, is planning to attack there this time.
Saving people is like putting out a fire, and the Fireproof Girl left without worrying about the world after only two hours of playing World of Warcraft on the corned egg computer.When she was approaching 177 Bleecker Street, she found another delicious fast food restaurant. It was lunch time, and it was reasonable for her to have a light meal, so she queued up and bought a tuna sandwich.
She took a bite, the taste was superb, and the fatigue of the morning was swept away, so she said to the boss contentedly: "This is the best sandwich I have ever eaten, how much is it?"
The boss is a chubby middle-aged man. He recognized the fire-proof woman and said excitedly: "No money, no money. As long as Her Royal Highness allows me to take a photo and put it in the store, it will be fine."
Yo, quite good at doing business.However, the fire-proof girl appreciates this kind of character that faces life positively, so she agreed without saying a word, making the boss's nose runny with joy.
"The tuna sandwiches you make are so delicious, the business must be good usually."
"Bleecker Street is a commercial street, and there are many tourists. I made a lot of money. But..."
"But what?"
"Hey, don't laugh at me when you say it." The fat boss said shyly, "The land in Bleecker Street is very expensive. Tourists often go to those high-end restaurants with toilets for 'convenience'. Those of us who run roadside stalls It’s a shame.”
The fire prevention girl understands, but there is a lack of public toilets.She smiled and said: "Be positive in everything, no matter what difficulties, as long as you persevere, there will be a turning point."
If there is a turnaround, there will be no public toilets.
The fat boss laughed a few times and bid farewell to the fireproof girl.
Not far from the New York sanctuary, Fireproof Woman's tuna sandwich arrives before she's finished.The three holy temples are connected with each other, and the London temple is cold, and the people in the New York temple naturally know, so they closed the door tightly, as if they swore to live and die with the temple.
The fire-proof girl said that as the second generation of the earth's magic world, Yuzhi came in person, and you didn't even open the door. What do you mean?Being so disrespectful, in our Lothric, we will be dragged to be used as firewood!
She didn't get used to this group of master mages either, she lifted the little jio, and kicked the door and the lock away with a bang.The unlucky ones who were smashed by the door plank were bloodied, lying on the ground and shouting, "The enemy is coming, the enemy is coming!"
"Huh la la." A group of people jumped and jumped down from the second floor, both young and old, and the fire prevention girl was sweating coldly.With this light work, are you a mage or a hero?
"Stop howling." The fire-proof woman said to the unlucky guys on the ground, then took out a certificate from under her skirt, lit it, and said bluntly: "The Department of Fire Communication."
The mages suddenly started whispering.
"It seems to be the princess of Lothric."
"So what about the princess, she's just a wild mage and can't control us."
The head of the London Temple is a man in his 50s. He stepped forward and said neither humble nor humble: "Your Highness, we follow the wishes of Master Ancient One and are willing to cooperate with your work and work with the government to maintain the safety of the magic world. It doesn’t mean that you can invade the temple without our consent. Today we have an enemy attacking us, so we won’t entertain you, please go back.”
"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually very busy, and I really don't have time to invade your temple." Although the fireproof woman is elegant, she said very forcefully: "I came today mainly to deal with the relationship between you and me. Don’t deny it, I know you don’t accept me, and to be honest, I don’t look down on you either. Your self-righteous magic is like a child playing house in my eyes.”
The mages were furious and shouted one after another: "You are not ashamed to speak out, how can you understand the greatness of the Three Great Temples!"
The fire prevention girl smiled and said: "Look, our biggest conflict is here. So I decided to resolve this conflict today. You can do whatever you want, and it doesn't matter if you all win. You are the boss, if you lose to me, obey the order obediently and don't stab me again."
The head was stunned for a moment, and hesitated: "This is related to the supreme position in the magic world, isn't it a bit of a joke?"
"Supreme in the magic world? Don't be ridiculous, the supreme mage will always be the ancient one. You have no hope, and I don't have that idea either." The fireproof woman curled her lips and whispered like a demon: "We are just fighting for power and profit. So, give me answer!"
His face twitched twice, he gritted his teeth, and said to a young mage beside him, "Colin, you go!"
The fireproof girl smiled: "That's right, as a layman, one must have the consciousness of a layman!"
Colin picked up a short stick, and the boots on his feet also shone with golden halos.
The fire-proof woman praised: "Because the spell is too difficult to control, it is very smart to seal it in the item in advance. We also have the corresponding technology in Lothric."
Colin proudly said: "This is the life court scepter and Valto's jumping boots. They are not ordinary items, but magic weapons. Don't worry, Your Royal Highness, I will show mercy, at least I won't break your boots." A beautiful little face!"
As he spoke, he rushed forward, and Valto's jumping boots shone, allowing him to walk in the air, leaping over the head of the fireproof woman, and the life court scepter in his hand exploded, turning into a long whip, Attacked from behind at close range.
The Fire Lady had even just turned away.
Won!
The mages were all full of joy, but before the happy expressions stayed on their faces for a second, a loud noise woke them up from their dreams.
There is no doubt that it was the sound of gunshots.
"My knees! My knees!" Colin screamed miserably, rolling on the ground with blood.
The fireproof woman held the "Winchester M1887 lever-action shotgun" (yes, the one used by the Terminator) that she had just taken out from under her skirt, and said in an approachable manner, "Next?"
The mages were silent, and the mages broke out, and the boss said angrily: "You cheat, you are not magic at all!"
The fire-proof woman pulled the bolt and raised her hand to shoot.The head hurriedly used spells to create a Seraphim shield for defense.But he is not Doctor Strange. Curly Fu's Seraphim Shield can withstand the impact of the spaceship. His Seraphim Shield can't even prevent the bullets of the shotgun. He flew out and lay in the corner vomiting blood.
The shell fell to the ground with a ding, and the fireproof woman said gracefully, "Sorry, I never said I would compete with you guys in magic."
The head was out of breath, and with a rattling sound, he drew away.
"You demon girl, everyone doesn't need to talk about the morals of the world, let's stand shoulder to shoulder!"
Of course, mages can't shout such words without reading martial arts novels, but that's what they mean.
Seeing the mages rushing over with long spears and short sticks, the fireproof woman complained again in her heart, are you really mages?Martial arts are so superb, he has the same strength as Gandalf, right?
The mages waved their nunchucks and hummed, and the fire-proof girl calmly shot a foreign devil.Magic really pays attention to talent. Juanfu can compete with Dormammu Imperial City within three months of learning. This group of mages can only be brothers after decades of learning, so they come to kill me. The trolls couldn't be stopped, only the "Draw a Circle and Curse You" teleportation technique performed by Xuan Ring was quite creative, and it caused some troubles for the Fireproof Girl more or less.
After another 10 minutes of fighting, few mages were left standing, and the fire-proof woman also threw away the shotgun that had run out of bullets.She said one thing at a time, without saving face for the mage at all: "Look, your combat power is not as strong as you imagined. I admit that you are far superior to ordinary people in mysticism, but this is not because you are superior, but because you monopolize Knowledge. Let’s see the reality clearly, it’s not the world that needs you, it’s you who need the world, accept the management of the Fire Communication Department honestly, it’s not shameful to be a civil servant, it’s shameful to be a jobless vagrant.”
A mage vomited blood and said with difficulty: "You witch who can't even use magic, why do you slander us!"
Still stubborn?The fireproof girl laughed angrily: "You want magic, okay, I'll show you one. Tell me, is a four-dimensional skirt considered magic?"
The fireproof girl raised the hem of her skirt slightly, and the faces of the mages turned green immediately.It wasn't because he saw any big baby, but because dozens of grenades fell out of the skirt ping-pong-pong.
"I wish you all a Happy New Year!"
The New York Temple was immediately enveloped by festive fireworks.
-
Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and my wife and I will celebrate the New Year with everyone!
(End of this chapter)
"Modu, a disciple of Ancient One, a Nigerian-born British, was born on July 1974, 7, and is 10 years old this year. He is a leader among the younger generation of Kama Taj. He is deeply disappointed by the weakness and inaction of Ancient One in this incident, He believed that the secular world had offended the majesty of Kama Taj, and advocated the use of force to resolve disputes, but was later suppressed by the high-level mages headed by the three holy temples, so he felt dissatisfied and launched a revenge one month later, and none of the guardian families of the London temple survived."
"Wow, the guy has a big temper. But if he kills the whole family at every turn, your second term is too long."
The fire prevention girl crumpled up the A4 paper with the information written on it, and threw it into the trash can beside her.
She was walking on Bleecker Street in Manhattan, New York, at number 177 of the New York Temple.According to the information from S.H.I.E.L.D., Modu, an older middle school student, is planning to attack there this time.
Saving people is like putting out a fire, and the Fireproof Girl left without worrying about the world after only two hours of playing World of Warcraft on the corned egg computer.When she was approaching 177 Bleecker Street, she found another delicious fast food restaurant. It was lunch time, and it was reasonable for her to have a light meal, so she queued up and bought a tuna sandwich.
She took a bite, the taste was superb, and the fatigue of the morning was swept away, so she said to the boss contentedly: "This is the best sandwich I have ever eaten, how much is it?"
The boss is a chubby middle-aged man. He recognized the fire-proof woman and said excitedly: "No money, no money. As long as Her Royal Highness allows me to take a photo and put it in the store, it will be fine."
Yo, quite good at doing business.However, the fire-proof girl appreciates this kind of character that faces life positively, so she agreed without saying a word, making the boss's nose runny with joy.
"The tuna sandwiches you make are so delicious, the business must be good usually."
"Bleecker Street is a commercial street, and there are many tourists. I made a lot of money. But..."
"But what?"
"Hey, don't laugh at me when you say it." The fat boss said shyly, "The land in Bleecker Street is very expensive. Tourists often go to those high-end restaurants with toilets for 'convenience'. Those of us who run roadside stalls It’s a shame.”
The fire prevention girl understands, but there is a lack of public toilets.She smiled and said: "Be positive in everything, no matter what difficulties, as long as you persevere, there will be a turning point."
If there is a turnaround, there will be no public toilets.
The fat boss laughed a few times and bid farewell to the fireproof girl.
Not far from the New York sanctuary, Fireproof Woman's tuna sandwich arrives before she's finished.The three holy temples are connected with each other, and the London temple is cold, and the people in the New York temple naturally know, so they closed the door tightly, as if they swore to live and die with the temple.
The fire-proof girl said that as the second generation of the earth's magic world, Yuzhi came in person, and you didn't even open the door. What do you mean?Being so disrespectful, in our Lothric, we will be dragged to be used as firewood!
She didn't get used to this group of master mages either, she lifted the little jio, and kicked the door and the lock away with a bang.The unlucky ones who were smashed by the door plank were bloodied, lying on the ground and shouting, "The enemy is coming, the enemy is coming!"
"Huh la la." A group of people jumped and jumped down from the second floor, both young and old, and the fire prevention girl was sweating coldly.With this light work, are you a mage or a hero?
"Stop howling." The fire-proof woman said to the unlucky guys on the ground, then took out a certificate from under her skirt, lit it, and said bluntly: "The Department of Fire Communication."
The mages suddenly started whispering.
"It seems to be the princess of Lothric."
"So what about the princess, she's just a wild mage and can't control us."
The head of the London Temple is a man in his 50s. He stepped forward and said neither humble nor humble: "Your Highness, we follow the wishes of Master Ancient One and are willing to cooperate with your work and work with the government to maintain the safety of the magic world. It doesn’t mean that you can invade the temple without our consent. Today we have an enemy attacking us, so we won’t entertain you, please go back.”
"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually very busy, and I really don't have time to invade your temple." Although the fireproof woman is elegant, she said very forcefully: "I came today mainly to deal with the relationship between you and me. Don’t deny it, I know you don’t accept me, and to be honest, I don’t look down on you either. Your self-righteous magic is like a child playing house in my eyes.”
The mages were furious and shouted one after another: "You are not ashamed to speak out, how can you understand the greatness of the Three Great Temples!"
The fire prevention girl smiled and said: "Look, our biggest conflict is here. So I decided to resolve this conflict today. You can do whatever you want, and it doesn't matter if you all win. You are the boss, if you lose to me, obey the order obediently and don't stab me again."
The head was stunned for a moment, and hesitated: "This is related to the supreme position in the magic world, isn't it a bit of a joke?"
"Supreme in the magic world? Don't be ridiculous, the supreme mage will always be the ancient one. You have no hope, and I don't have that idea either." The fireproof woman curled her lips and whispered like a demon: "We are just fighting for power and profit. So, give me answer!"
His face twitched twice, he gritted his teeth, and said to a young mage beside him, "Colin, you go!"
The fireproof girl smiled: "That's right, as a layman, one must have the consciousness of a layman!"
Colin picked up a short stick, and the boots on his feet also shone with golden halos.
The fire-proof woman praised: "Because the spell is too difficult to control, it is very smart to seal it in the item in advance. We also have the corresponding technology in Lothric."
Colin proudly said: "This is the life court scepter and Valto's jumping boots. They are not ordinary items, but magic weapons. Don't worry, Your Royal Highness, I will show mercy, at least I won't break your boots." A beautiful little face!"
As he spoke, he rushed forward, and Valto's jumping boots shone, allowing him to walk in the air, leaping over the head of the fireproof woman, and the life court scepter in his hand exploded, turning into a long whip, Attacked from behind at close range.
The Fire Lady had even just turned away.
Won!
The mages were all full of joy, but before the happy expressions stayed on their faces for a second, a loud noise woke them up from their dreams.
There is no doubt that it was the sound of gunshots.
"My knees! My knees!" Colin screamed miserably, rolling on the ground with blood.
The fireproof woman held the "Winchester M1887 lever-action shotgun" (yes, the one used by the Terminator) that she had just taken out from under her skirt, and said in an approachable manner, "Next?"
The mages were silent, and the mages broke out, and the boss said angrily: "You cheat, you are not magic at all!"
The fire-proof woman pulled the bolt and raised her hand to shoot.The head hurriedly used spells to create a Seraphim shield for defense.But he is not Doctor Strange. Curly Fu's Seraphim Shield can withstand the impact of the spaceship. His Seraphim Shield can't even prevent the bullets of the shotgun. He flew out and lay in the corner vomiting blood.
The shell fell to the ground with a ding, and the fireproof woman said gracefully, "Sorry, I never said I would compete with you guys in magic."
The head was out of breath, and with a rattling sound, he drew away.
"You demon girl, everyone doesn't need to talk about the morals of the world, let's stand shoulder to shoulder!"
Of course, mages can't shout such words without reading martial arts novels, but that's what they mean.
Seeing the mages rushing over with long spears and short sticks, the fireproof woman complained again in her heart, are you really mages?Martial arts are so superb, he has the same strength as Gandalf, right?
The mages waved their nunchucks and hummed, and the fire-proof girl calmly shot a foreign devil.Magic really pays attention to talent. Juanfu can compete with Dormammu Imperial City within three months of learning. This group of mages can only be brothers after decades of learning, so they come to kill me. The trolls couldn't be stopped, only the "Draw a Circle and Curse You" teleportation technique performed by Xuan Ring was quite creative, and it caused some troubles for the Fireproof Girl more or less.
After another 10 minutes of fighting, few mages were left standing, and the fire-proof woman also threw away the shotgun that had run out of bullets.She said one thing at a time, without saving face for the mage at all: "Look, your combat power is not as strong as you imagined. I admit that you are far superior to ordinary people in mysticism, but this is not because you are superior, but because you monopolize Knowledge. Let’s see the reality clearly, it’s not the world that needs you, it’s you who need the world, accept the management of the Fire Communication Department honestly, it’s not shameful to be a civil servant, it’s shameful to be a jobless vagrant.”
A mage vomited blood and said with difficulty: "You witch who can't even use magic, why do you slander us!"
Still stubborn?The fireproof girl laughed angrily: "You want magic, okay, I'll show you one. Tell me, is a four-dimensional skirt considered magic?"
The fireproof girl raised the hem of her skirt slightly, and the faces of the mages turned green immediately.It wasn't because he saw any big baby, but because dozens of grenades fell out of the skirt ping-pong-pong.
"I wish you all a Happy New Year!"
The New York Temple was immediately enveloped by festive fireworks.
-
Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and my wife and I will celebrate the New Year with everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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