People in Pirates are adopted by Kaido

Chapter 68 Take office! "Goose City!"

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【"No way! Ace, I feel like I can't witness ONE PIECE with you!" Mascud Dousse said weakly and sickly.

Hearing this, Ace dragged his thin body and said weakly: "Mascud Deus! What are you talking about! I believe we can definitely witness ONE PIECE!"

Masked Deus didn't answer Ace's words because Masked Deus saw something he couldn't believe!
"Ace! Ace!"

"What's wrong!"

"Look at the coast! The coast!" Maskud Deuss then ran over with his weak body supported.

Ace turned his head with difficulty to look in the direction of Masked Deus.

A box floated over from the shore! ! !
This is hope! 】

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Tick ​​looked at the proprietress in front of him with distress and said reluctantly: "Can the boss be cheaper?"

The proprietress in front of me said in a very good mood: "There is no problem! The performance you brought me today is the performance of the previous month! I will give you a [-]% discount!"

Tick ​​frowned and said, "How much is that!"

"I'll do the math!"

……

After a while, the proprietress told Tick the answer that made Tick's legs go limp!

"After the 290% discount, a total of [-] Berry!"

"What??? How much!!"

The proprietress said in a daze: "290! Alas, I'll give you a lot of change for your consumption! 290 million!"

Tick ​​forced a smile on his face and said, "Thank you, lady boss! Wait for me, lady boss!"

"Yeah!" The proprietress didn't hesitate at all, after all, the shopkeepers who opened next to the Navy headquarters all knew some of the navy!

In addition, the laughing and drinking person inside is the famous Zefa!
She really believed that the man in front of her could run like a monk but not the temple!

Then Tick slowly walked inside and said to himself in his heart: "I'm stupid! This group of people are too damn edible! The total of my property and the most recent strong is only 250 million! I knew it would not be distributed to those navy soldiers!! Gan! Now I have to go to Kerla for an excuse! Annoyed! Who is this navy! If you catch a chance to go whoring for nothing, you will go to death! A bunch of animals!!!”

Tick ​​then found Kerla, who was quietly drinking a cocktail, and said shyly, "Beautiful Ms. Kerla, have you ever heard a word?"

Kerla was a little confused, she didn't know why Tick suddenly came to her, but Kerla knew the two sentences that Tick had taught her!

The weasel wishes the chicken a new year!
bother you for something!
Kerla's whole face turned cold when she thought of this, and said, "I won't listen! I won't listen!"

"Hmm..." Tick didn't know what to say for a while.

Kerla said directly: "Is there anything else? I'm going to drink!" After saying that, Kerla really wanted to get up!

Tick ​​was a little anxious, if even Kerla didn't want to lend her money, she would really have to wash the dishes!Is it reasonable for Major General Tangtang to wash the dishes?
"Wait a moment!"

Kerra paused, turned around and waited for Tick's next words.

Tick ​​had a brainstorm in an instant. He just wanted to say: "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, can you borrow hundreds of thousands!" But if Tick really said this, Tick believes that not only the money will not be borrowed , My own feet will suffer!And coaxing Kerla!

Alas, women are the most troublesome!
Of course, except for those who look down and can't see their toes, and those whose legs can pinch people to death!
Tick ​​suddenly stepped forward, holding Kerla's head with both hands to prevent her from turning her head or letting her go, and said casually, "Kerla, do you know? I suddenly understood all the things in this world just now. Danqing ink painting, mountains and rivers, are all to pave the way for your stunning beauty in the world!"

The moment Kerla heard Tick's words, a blush went from her ears to her cheeks, as if she had eaten chili peppers!

Kerla's hands seemed to feel the master's tension, and she couldn't stop sweating!
He couldn't stop grabbing the corner of his clothes, and after a while, the corners of the clothes were covered with sweat stains.

The voice was as small as a mosquito flapping its wings: "Ah... what are you talking about~" I couldn't even hear the last word.

Then Tick slowly put his mouth close to Kerla!
Kerla saw Tick's handsome and tragic face approaching her, and she curled up like a weak but frightened little white rabbit.

It's just that Kerla's eyes are full of anticipation!
but……

Tick ​​slowly brought his mouth close to Kerla's ear, and accidentally let out a mouthful of hot air.

Kerla's body trembled uncontrollably!Kerla's eyes looked even more expectant!
And Zefa, who was drinking with his disciples in the distance, accidentally looked this way, and Zefa was stunned for a moment!
At first, there was a feeling that his cabbage was about to be crushed by a pig, and then he thought about it. After all, Zefa is also an old man. He has long known that Kerla loves Mutik, and now this is probably considered a lover. Dependents?

Thinking of this, Zefa had a happy smile on his face, Zefa looked at Tick with even more joy, and he looked forward to Tick's next operation!

"Can such a beautiful Miss Kerla lend me hundreds of thousands of Berries?"

A gust of wind blew in from the door of the tavern, and slowly blew onto Kerla's face. Kerla's hot face calmed down a bit, and then Kerla looked at Ti, who looked expectantly at her. Ke couldn't believe it: "And then?"

Tick ​​said in a daze: "What else?"

Kerra made an unimpressive expression.

Tick ​​immediately understood and said with a righteous face: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can you borrow hundreds of thousands!"

Kerla was stunned!
That's it?Granny is ready!What the hell are you asking me to borrow money from? ? ?

This can't help but be like a movie-my old lady spends tens of billions to play with you!You went to soak a fish? ? ?

Then "Ahhh! It hurts! Loosen your feet! Beauty Kerla is wrong!"

"Then where did you go wrong?" Kerla slightly let go of her feet and waited for Tick's next words.

Tick ​​thought about it immediately and then gave Kerla an answer - "Do I need more money?"

"boom!"

……

Tick ​​looked at the proprietress in front of him with a dark left eye and said with a smile on his face, "Boss, this is money! Keep it!"

The proprietress looked at Tick and couldn't help but said: "Boy! Oh~" Obviously the proprietress also saw the scene just now, but the proprietress didn't know what to say!
To be honest, Tick, the little white dragon in the waves, actually did such a straight man thing today...

It's outrageous!
Then Tick looked inside and smiled at Zefa, who was looking at him in disbelief.

the next day.

"Is Kerla here? I'll bring you breakfast!" Tick said loudly at Kerla's door.

The only answer to Tick is - "Go away!"

Tick ​​covered his ears, stepped back and said, "Okay! I'll get out right away, by the way, breakfast is at your door! I'm leaving first!"

"Go away!" The voice became slightly quieter.

Zefa looked at Tick not far away, shook his head with a smile on his face, and decided not to say anything.

Let young people solve the problems of young people!
Tick ​​was a little ashamed after hearing Kerla's another sentence, and then said another sentence in a desperate manner, "Can Kerla pay back the money later!"

"Roll!!!!!!!" The voice almost shattered the window glass.

Tick ​​ran away embarrassingly.

"Teacher Zefa, I'm leaving first. I'll put your breakfast on your table!" Tick said quickly.

Zefa didn't say a word, but looked at Tick with a face full of hatred. This kid usually tricks his little sister into wearing bras like an old sow—one set after another. Why do you think he is a big fool here? ?
Zefa shook his head, watching Tiek's figure disappear gradually.

Admiral's Room in the Naval Headquarters.

Tick ​​first stretched out his head and saw Zhan Guo and Huang Yuan inside, and then slowly went in.

"Uncle Warring States, Mr. Huang Yuan! Here I come!"

Huang Yuan twitched his mouth when he heard Tick's address and said to himself: "Master? This title! It feels okay!"

When Zhan Guo saw that it was Tick, he put down his work and looked at Tick with a smile on his face and said, "Tick, here we come!"

Tick ​​rolled his eyes, "Didn't you ask me to come?"

Warring States did not feel the slightest embarrassment and continued: "The opinion you gave us yesterday has been passed by the World Government!"

Tick ​​nodded, he was not surprised by the result.

As if this should be the case, after all, if the navy can't even do this, why should I add the navy!It's better to just join one of the four emperors and be a soldier. If the chance is good, you may even recognize a godfather or godmother!
Hey, why does this idea look so familiar?Just like Tick went through it himself.

Far away.

Then Zhan Guo supported his chin with both hands, looked at Tick and said, "By the way, you will join the yellow ape in the future!"

"Huh? I join the old man's side?" Tick looked at Huang Yuan.

Yellow Ape raised his hand and shook Tick with a smile on his face.

Tick ​​nodded. After all, it would be nice to join a general who gets paid every day!
Tick ​​immediately said to Huang Yuan with a smile on his face: "Master, please take care of me in the future!"

Huang Yuan nodded again with a smile on his face.

Then Zhan Guo said to Tick again: "By the way, if you have nothing to do recently, go and guard Judicial Island!"

"What? Let me take office in Goose City????"

"What? Goose City?"

　I know how to use idioms, don't complain, "big chapters"! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)