Those years of living in the future world of Dragon Ball

Chapter 12 Difficult to learn telepathic communication

Sun Wuhan continued: "I have asked Aunt Buma to prepare the spaceship, and it will be ready in a month, but I don't know the coordinates of Planet Namek, so I need to come here and ask Lord Kai."

After a pause, he continued: "Yesterday I fought against the artificial man, and I know very well that with my current strength, it is still a bit difficult to deal with both of them at the same time, so I will practice here this month, and then I will go back. You can clean them up, and then you can go to Namek to revive everyone."

"Is it ok? Lord Realm King, I want to practice here for a month." Sun Wuhan said to the King of the Northern Realm.

The Northern Realm King spread his hands helplessly, what can I say now?I said no, can you go?
However, it seems that a cold joke has come to your door, hehe.

The Northern Realm King's eyes lit up, he nodded, and said with a smile, "Yes, you can, but you need to tell me a bad joke to make me happy."

cold joke?This Sun Wuhan is quite good at it. When he was studying in the past, he had a special attack in order to pick up girls, but later he realized that most girls don't like to listen to cold jokes, which made his peerless martial arts useless. .

In the previous life, no one appreciated it. In this life, I want to let you shine with the King of the Realm. At this moment, Sun Wuhan is very happy. Chollima has finally met Bole.

He was very happy in his heart, but his expression was calm, how could he let the King of Kai know his happy mood?Can't.

He looked at the King of the Northern Realm and said, "No problem, Lord Realm King."

King of the Northern Realm: "Then let's talk about one first?"

Sun Wuhan thought for a while and said, "Okay, Lord Kai, listen carefully."

"A man was fishing and caught a squid, and then the squid began to beg for mercy, saying: [Please, don't take me to barbecue], the fisherman said: [Okay, I will test you two Question, I won’t grill you if you can answer it], Squid happily said: [Quickly test me, quickly test me]”.

deliberately paused

"Then, the squid was grilled."

...... What the hell?
The Northern Realm King was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst out laughing after a while, "Hahaha, Gohan, you are really good at it, you can think of such difficult jokes, hahaha, it's so funny."

Your laughing point is really low, Lord King of the Northern Realm, Sun Wuhan complained in his heart.

The King of the Northern Realm laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe, finally stopped and asked again: "Gohan, is there any more, is there any more."

Sun Wuhan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Master Kai, I will tell you a joke every day from now on, but I also have a condition, how about it?"

The King of the Northern Realm wondered, "What conditions?"

"I'll tell you a bad joke, and you teach me some martial arts, do you think it's good? We're doing business, and we exchange at equal value." Sun Wuhan laughed.

"How to change? Is it possible that if you tell me a joke a day, I will teach you a move? No, no, I don't have so many moves to teach you." The King of the Northern Realm said distressedly.

Sun Wuhan said: "Master Jie, don't be so distressed, how can I let you suffer, how about it, I will tell you a joke every day, and then you teach me a move, think about it, I don't know if you have a move. Maybe you can learn it in one day, so you can exchange my bad jokes for several days with one move, until I have learned the move, you can teach me new moves, anyway, my jokes will not stop every day, you see How about it?"

Um?As if you earned it yourself?The Northern Realm King thought to himself, then nodded, and said, "Okay, then it's such a happy decision."

"Happy cooperation." The two reached out and shook hands, a harmonious scene.

Sun Wuhan asked: "Master Kai, what are the coordinates of Planet Namek?"

King of the Northern Realm: "A cold joke."

This is also a cold joke, why do I feel that I was the one who was cheated?
Sun Wuhan complained endlessly: "Lord King of the Northern Realm, you are too dark, isn't this a cold joke? Well, tell you, tell you."

……… The cold joke session is in progress………

The few people next to him were stunned, secretly admiring Gohan's strength, and how to make so many cold jokes, they couldn't help but give Sun Gohan a thumbs up, and couldn't help thinking about when they would learn from Gohan. A few, so that I can go to Lord Kaiwang to exchange for something.

Sun Wuhan said: "Master Kaiwang, then the first martial art I learn is Kaiwangquan, please teach me."

"King of the Realm? Then you can ask Wukong to teach you, why waste a cold joke?" said the King of the Northern Realm.

"I have a lot of bad jokes... No, I mean, you created this move after all, and I still need to ask for your permission before I can learn it. What's more, I believe you can speak better than my father.", Oops , The mouth is about to slip the tongue, hurry up and come back, and then flatter the king of the northern realm by the way.

"You're right." The King of the Northern Realm was very happy and automatically ignored the first sentence.

"This World King Fist, simply put, is a way to increase your skill in a short period of time, but it puts a heavy load on your body. I think you can become a Super Saiyan now, and The Super Saiyan state already consumes a lot of physical strength, plus this Kaiohken, your body cannot bear it, that is to say, Kaiohken and Super Saiyan cannot be used at the same time, so I It is not recommended that you learn this Kaiwangquan." The North Kaiwang continued.

Sun Wuhan said: "Don't worry, I know a little bit about this, but I still have to learn. Anyway, who is afraid that they have too many martial arts moves? Don't you think so, Lord Realm?"

"Since you said that, then I will teach you, but Gohan, do you owe me a cold joke?" The King of the Northern Realm couldn't forget the cold joke in his heart.

Sun Gohan: "..."

"Okay, okay, let me make up for you tomorrow? I'll tell you two tomorrow, is that okay? You can't listen to too much in one day."

The next step is to be taught by the King of the Northern Realm, and Sun Wuhan is studying hard.

And the study time always flies very fast, and it will be two days later in a blink of an eye.

Sun Wuhan spent two days learning Jiewangquan, and then he started learning Genkidan again.

During the period, other people quietly ran over to eavesdrop and were chased away by the King of the Northern Realm, saying that if they wanted to learn, they would trade cold jokes, which made several people look at Sun Wuhan with resentment in their eyes, and Sun Wuhan also Can only respond embarrassingly.

It took Sun Wuhan three days for this "vital energy bomb", and the main difficult stage was the problem of collecting vitality from the living body. One move is somewhat similar to his Ten Thousand Kingdoms Shocking Palm, both of which need to be targeted.

Vitality Bullet: It can absorb part of the vitality from all creatures in the world, and then convert it into an energy bomb, lock the target and launch it. The stronger the opponent's evil heart, the greater the destructive power. As long as the vitality bomb is big enough, no matter how strong the enemy is, There is no way to escape this trick, and if you encounter it, you will end up in ashes.

It's just that this move has a fatal shortcoming, that is, the charging time is too long, as long as the opponent is not strong enough, it is easy to escape during the charging time.

………………

Seeing Sun Wufan accurately hitting the flying bricks with the vitality bomb in his hand, both Monkey King and the King of the Northern Realm were amazed. They did not expect him to master this move so quickly.

"Lord Kaiwang, I have already learned this move, we can learn new moves." Sun Wuhan said.

At this moment, the King of the Northern Realm was muttering in his heart: This kid has such a strong learning ability, so there are so few cold jokes in exchange, and I feel that I am at a loss. Is there any particularly difficult moves for him to learn?
"Then what do you want to learn this time?" the King of the Northern Realm said.

Sun Wuhan thought for a while, and said, "I want to learn your telepathy, which is the move that can directly call anyone for telephony, is that okay?"

The King of the Northern Realm said: "Spiritual communication? Gohan, this is not a martial arts move. It is a kind of spell, a kind of magic. Many people will never learn it in their lifetime. Are you sure you want to learn it? After all, magic and martial arts It’s not a field, it’s very difficult to learn.”

I warn you, it's very difficult to learn.

Sun Wuhan said firmly: "Well, I'm sure I want to learn."

At this moment, Lord King of the Northern Realm is very happy. Do you want to learn telepathy?Hahaha, I'm afraid you, Sun Wuhan, are going to tell me a lifetime joke here.

Because it took him more than 100 years to learn this trick, he didn't believe that Sun Wuhan could learn this trick in three days like learning Genki Dan, because this trick is too complicated.

This includes the calculation of various data, and then build a chat network that suits you in your own inner world, then analyze the caller's brainwaves, and then guide the other party's brainwaves into your own chat network In this way, the call with the other party can be completed, which requires a very strong mental power to calculate and build, and various complex data decomposition may take years or even decades, and those who do not have this qualification It is impossible for people to learn in a lifetime.

"Gohan, come here, read this book first." The King of the Northern Realm took out a book from somewhere and handed it to Sun Wuhan.

Sun Wuhan took the book suspiciously, and turned to look at the book.

? ? ? ? ?

what? "Fundamentals of Software Engineering"

Turn to the first page, what is software engineering?

Isn't this the programming ape knowledge learned in the previous life?play me?

Sun Wuhan resolutely turned over a few more pages. Sure enough, he understood the knowledge. Although there were discrepancies in some places, the so-called change is the same, and he only needed to change his thinking to understand it.

Is this really the first lesson in learning telepathic communication?
Seeing Sun Wuhan's bewildered expression, King Jie was amused, and asked, "Is there any question?"

Sun Wuhan said: "I want to confirm, is this really the knowledge you need to master to learn spiritual communication?"

The King of the Northern Realm said, "Yes."

Son Gohan: "...then, that's okay"

And Sun Wuhan reads books very fast, he finished a book in half a day, and then Lord Kai took out a new book.

Sun Wuhan took a look at "Big Data Analysis".

Come on, I'm already numb, I can accept it if you take out another copy of Uncle Bird's "Dragon Ball".

　I'm just making nonsense about programmers, so don't take it seriously.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)