Douluo: Unlock Uchiha Madara, betray Shrek

Chapter 112 I Shake People Too
"Uncle, when it hurts, he just spanks my ass. It hurts me to death. Look at how my ass is beaten." After saying that, Guo Er was about to take off his pants to show off.

"Okay, okay, I know you're in pain." Originally, Guo Er was very fat, if he really showed it, it would be too eye-catching.

After all, it was his own family, so Guo Hucheng no longer asked about the pain, but looked for the culprit.

"Second, tell me, who hurt you? Uncle, I want to avenge you!!!"

It has to be said that the people Guo Er recruited were all strategically blind, only Guo Er had eyes, and Uchiha, who had a weak sense of presence, couldn't see the maniacal laughter.

"That's right! It's him, that kid! It's him!"

As he said that, Guo Er pointed in the direction where Uchiha was laughing wildly, and continued to shout: "This kid also said that we need to kneel down and kowtow to him, and climb out of the dormitory so that he can go around us, otherwise we will look good, uncle , you should punish this kid quickly, if you don’t deal with him, he will go to heaven.”

At this time, Guo Hucheng's thoughts were all on Guo Er's body. Hearing his crying, he didn't have time to look in the direction Guo Er was pointing at. He didn't comfort him until he finished speaking, "Okay! Uncle, I'll give you this." Revenge! Uncle must make him kneel down and kowtow to you!"

After speaking, Guo Hucheng turned around and looked in the direction Guo Er pointed.

In his sight, a man appeared in front of him, with his legs crossed, his arms folded around his chest, and he was very comfortable sitting on the chair.

"Uchiha laughing wildly?!"

Seeing Uchiha's wildly laughing face, Guo Hucheng was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Uchiha and laughed wildly: "Why are you here? Haven't you been fired already?"

"I was fired? Hahahahaha...Director Guo, your memory doesn't seem to be very good. How come I was fired after I disappeared for more than a month?"

"Hmph! On the second day of enrolling, cheating happened. Do you think the school will keep you? You are on the dismissal list issued by the dean himself. Do you think I will lie?!"

"Oh? Really? Since the dean has said so, then you can call the dean over and have a chat with us, so as to verify your statement."

"Hmph, good boy, do you think Dean Pilica has a lot of opportunities every day, and he will come here because of your crap?"

"You can't call me, but it doesn't mean I can't call you. How about this, you wait here, I will give him a soul guide, and I will let him come over, and it will save us the trouble of going back and forth."

As he said that, Uchiha laughed wildly and took out a more compact communication soul guide from his arms. Compared with Guo Er's big brother and big style, he is considered to be at the PHS level.

I dialed the number, and soon, I was connected there.

"Hey, come over here. I have a small problem in the golden dormitory. If you don't come within 10 minutes, I won't participate even if we have agreed on the conditions. I can tell you the truth, I mean what I say." talk.

After finishing speaking, Uchiha laughed wildly, and hung up the soul guide without waiting for the other party to respond.

Even if the other party calls again, Uchiha laughs wildly and doesn't answer, it's just cold treatment.

From the moment he hung up the phone, he started counting.

In 10 minutes and [-] seconds, he checked [-] numbers, and as soon as [-] arrived, he would abolish the Guo family and his father and vent his anger.

"Hehehe, boy, the acting is not bad~~~ And the soul guide, if you didn't pretend to press it twice, I really thought it was real."

"Heh, the frog in the well, you have never seen an eight-star soul guide, as long as you haven't seen it, and based on your status, you are equipped with a big brother."

"Guo Er, check the number of [-]. If he doesn't come by [-], we will start to settle the score."

Hearing the sound, Guo Er cursed for a while: "Boy! What kind of onion are you? How dare you ask me to do things!!!"

As soon as the words fell, Guo Er only felt a suction pulling him, and when he realized it, his throat had been choked by Uchiha's wild laughter.

The red Sharingan appeared again, and Uchiha laughed wildly and said sharply: "I don't want to say the same thing again."

Feeling Zhang San's feelings before, just being stared at by these eyes made cold sweat flow, Guo Er quickly counted.

"one two Three……"

"...590 nine, six..."

Just when Guo Er had just counted to six hundred, Pilica, the head of the soul engineer branch, finally appeared.

"Laughing classmate! What's wrong with you?!"

Pilika's voice was hurried, and it could be heard that he was very anxious, and he was particularly concerned.

"Dean, you are here. Our beloved Director Guo said that I was expelled from the college, so I have no place to sleep now. This fat man slept directly on my bunk. I have no place to sleep. Now What do you think I should do?"

"Since you said that I don't have a student status, why should I stay here? I'm leaving now!"

"What the hell!!! That little bastard, let me see him, see if I don't kill him!!!"

"Dean! Director Guo is right there!!!"

Following the direction of Uchiha's laughing finger, Pilika looked at Guo Hucheng who was sitting on the bed trembling.

"Director Guo, is what he said true?!"

"Dean, I, he...he, me, me, me..."

"You what you! Me what me!"

"When did I tell you that classmate Uchiha laughed wildly and was expelled? You are falsely preaching the imperial decree, do you know?!" Pilica laughed wildly with his back to Uchiha, scolded Guo Hucheng, and blinked at him, It's the signal to start acting.

In fact, what Director Guo said is true, and Uchiha laughed wildly to the outside world because he really has no school status.

The reason is very simple, because Uchiha's wild laughter was too dazzling, he was afraid of being snatched away by the soul master academy next door, so he directly came up with a bitter trick, in order to deceive people's eyes and ears.

But in fact, Uchiha's student status is only hidden by the principal, and his grade badge can be used at any time.

"I-I-I-I-I--"

"What me?!!!"

"Also, who told you to touch Uchiha's dormitory?! Look at him, he made it like this. What do you want to do to make Uchiha laugh?"

Blinking wildly, Director Guo immediately understood the intention.

"Dean, I'll send someone to clean up right away!"

"Hmph! Let him get dirty, how can you sleep with the laughing classmate? He still has to participate in the competition between the two colleges. If you let him continue, how can he train well?"

"What do you want to do? This matter, I tell you, I must solve it for me today. If you can't solve it, you, the dean, don't do it. This is related to the honor of our Soul Engineering Academy."

"Let me tell you, if the laughing man is not satisfied, you can get out of the academy and sell your pancake fruit!!!"

(End of this chapter)