Factory owner is king

Chapter 162 The farce in front of the mausoleum

"Emperor Ancestor, Zhu Gaochi (Zhu Gaoxu, Zhu Gaosui), an unfilial son and grandson, has come to see you!"

In front of the stone tablet of Xiaoling Mausoleum, the three brothers Zhu Gaochi dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, kowtowed and worshiped, and then began to sob and cry.

A group of officials accompanied him behind him, and Zhu Yunqi stood aside with a sad expression.Every time he came here, his mood was always very low when he heard the sound of the grandpa who protected him from the wind and rain.

"My lord, my condolences." Liu Xi said softly.

Zhu Yunqi gave a "hmm" and looked around, but he didn't find Xu Ruyi.Frowning, he asked, "Where is Ruyi?"

Liu Xi replied in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Father-in-law Ruyi said that he was unwell, and he might have offended the late Emperor. He should be recuperating in Dongchang at this moment."

"Oh." Zhu Yunxuan nodded without thinking too much, only thinking that Xu Ruyi might have suffered from the cold.

"The emperor!"

"Ancestor! Grandson misses you!"

"The heroic spirit of the emperor is not far away, let's come and see the grandchildren!!!"

The three of Zhu Gaochi knelt on the ground, their chests drooping and their feet stomping.Shouting at the top of his voice.There were also tears on his face, which were even more heart-piercing than Zhu Yunwen's crying at the beginning.

Too much is too much.The three of them had not seen Zhu Yuanzhang many times in their life, and their performance now was indeed a bit exaggerated.

Zhu Yunwen said bitterly: "Hmph, it's like playing a monkey show, but it's just for the world to see. If you really want to be so filial, why don't your father come?"

"Gulululu..."

"Grumpy"

"Porf~"

Three strange sounds.

The first two sounds came from the stomachs of Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaoxu, a burst of gastrointestinal motility.

And the last sound was a fart sound, which came from Zhu Gaosui's lower middle and rear.

"Eh..." The three cried for a while, and then cried out more sharply, trying to cover up their voices just now.

Farting when mourning the grandfather, especially when the grandfather is still the emperor.If this is seriously considered, the crime of unfilial piety is not impossible to deduct.

Fortunately, Zhu Yunqi was a little far away and didn't notice.And the officials with sharp ears nearby didn't want to be troublesome, just pretending that they didn't hear.

"Wooooooow. Emperor~" Zhu Gaoxu covered his face with his sleeves, and cried in a low voice: "There is something wrong, why is my stomach so uncomfortable? It hurts so much..."

"Me too." Zhu Gaochi kowtowed his head to the ground, taking the opportunity to ask, "Did we get sick from eating?"

"Brother Wang..." Zhu Gaosui's voice was really crying this time: "I can't hold it any longer!"

Normally, Zhu Gaosui looked down on his two elder brothers the most, but this time he asked for each other, and he was really forced to do so.

Also.

Among the three, Zhu Gaochi is fat and Zhu Gaoxu is strong, only this Zhu Gaosui is slightly weaker.With the same dosage, the seizures of Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaoxu can be a little slower, and it is already imminent to get to him.

"No, I really can't hold it anymore! Think of a way!" Zhu Gaosui said anxiously.

"I can't help it." Zhu Gaochi gritted his teeth and said, "If you can't hold it back, you have to hold it! We're trying to make a fool of our father, and we can't make any mistakes. What's the matter with the three of us running to the latrine together in the middle of crying?" ?”

"Brother, I may not be able to do it anymore..." Zhu Gaoxu almost wrinkled into one place.

"What do you want me to think of?! It's over in a quarter of an hour, and I have to get over it no matter what!" Zhu Gaochi's voice seemed angry and crying: "Do you think I feel better?"

The three of them were crying and whispering.The civil and military officials over there felt that something was wrong.The crying was intermittent, and the voice was much quieter, not to mention, the key is the smell. . .It seems that something is not right.

The closer you are, the stronger the smell is. Some people have already started to cover their noses with their hands, but at least they didn't expose it in public.

"persist in..."

"Hold on..."

"Hold on..."

The sun in the sky is poisonous and strong.Thousands of miles of dark clouds, not even a shade.Everyone present was covered in stinky sweat, and the sweat soaked the inner and outer lining.Everyone is insisting, but not as fiercely as the three of them.

"Licheng!"

Finally, with the loud shout of Chen Di, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, this condolence can be regarded as coming to an end.

"Your Highness, please get up." Chen Di bowed beside him and said, "The three Highnesses are all filial, and the late emperor's spirit in heaven has been seen in his eyes. The deceased is dead, Your Highness, please mourn."

"It's finally over." Zhu Gaosui breathed a sigh of relief: "I can't bear it anymore, let me put another one."

So, when you have a bad stomach, you must not trust any fart.

Especially now, when the mind is relaxed, this fart has finally caused a catastrophe.

"Porf~~~ Plop, blah, blah, blah." Zhu Gaosui's face turned green, then bruised and purple, and finally turned pale, completely losing all color.

"Ah!" Chen Di suddenly heard a strange noise, followed by a foul smell, exclaimed, and almost passed out.

"Third brother!"

"Third brother!"

Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaoxu's faces turned pale, and their minds were lost, followed by a horrifying scene. "

At this moment, the clean white trousers of the three of them were finally stained yellow with excrement. The loud "crackling" sound was endless, and the stench was wafting around, making people sick.

Chen Di, who was the closest, still couldn't withstand the shock after wave, and passed out happily.

The faces of all the officials present looked blue under the scorching sun. . . . . .

. . . . . .

"His Majesty,"

Above the golden palace, Huang Zicheng had a resolute expression on his face. He took a step forward and said first: "My Ming Dynasty ruled the world with filial piety. The three sons of the King of Yan came thousands of miles to mourn the late emperor. Their deeds are commendable. But today they openly excreted in front of the late emperor's mausoleum." , pollute the Holy Land, and use that filial piety as a place for the reincarnation of the five grains, what is this for? This is what a beast did! Please punish me with a strict order!"

Huang Zicheng charged forward, and the officials were naturally not far behind.The indignation that had been brewing for a long time finally got a chance to be poured out.

"I agree with Master Huang's words. It is disrespectful to excrete in front of the emperor's mausoleum, and it is unfilial for children and grandchildren to defecate in front of the grandfather's mausoleum. The two crimes are combined into one, and the crime deserves to be punished!"

"Your Majesty reconsiders what the two lords said. The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people, how about the son of the king? Please punish him strictly by His Majesty, and regard it as a commandment for the world!"

"The minister seconded the proposal..."

"Please decree your majesty!"

"My minister agrees!"

Noisy and noisy, the solemn and solemn Chengtian Palace is like a vegetable market, and everyone agrees that it is a request to severely punish the third son of King Yan.

That's right, in fact, there are still some important ministers bought by King Yan in the court, but at this moment, they also look like they are shouting for beating and killing.There is no way, the crimes of the three are too great to be justified.

Some things are like this, the cause is not important, the effect is.

For example, which official lost something bestowed by the emperor, it didn't matter how he lost it, it was also a serious crime.

On the throne, Zhu Yunxuan looked dignified, but his eyes did not look at the officials in the hall at all, but looked out of the hall, at the Dongji Incident Factory which was out of sight.

"Is it you?"

Zhu Yunqi is not a fool.Prince Yan's son lost his dignity in front of the mausoleum, and because of this alone, they would never be able to return to Beiping.If he didn't kill them, he, the emperor, cared about his family.

He liked the ending very much, but the process made him angry.

Since ancient times, China has attached great importance to serving death as if it were life. Although relatives have passed away, they still have spirits in heaven.

Whose tomb is that?That is Zhu Yuanzhang's mausoleum, Zhu Yunwen's dearest grandfather, who gave him the entire Daming country, the place where his grandfather who sheltered him from wind and rain all his life died in peace.Even Zhu Gaochi and the others left a place of filth.This is intolerable to him!
Preferably not you. . .

"Now, the clan's mansion immediately arrests the three sons of King Yan, Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Gaoxu, and Zhu Gaosui, and puts them in the ring. Without my will, no one is allowed to visit!"

"Your Majesty!" The ministers were still about to speak, but Zhu Yunqi stood up and shouted: "The origin of this matter is strange. Before the cause is found out, you should not lightly punish the crime, and the ministers should not say more! Retire!"

"Back to court~" Liu Xi screamed.

The ministers had no choice but to bow down: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live."

"Liu Xi." Walking out of Chengtian Palace, Zhu Yunwen said in a deep voice, "Go and call Xu Ruyi to me!"

"Yes." Liu Xi paused, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Zhu Yunqi: "Forget it, don't call him, call Ji Gang to me first!"

"Yes."

. . . . . .

"Xu Ruyi! Get out of our house!"

In the East Factory, Ma Sanbao's eyes were dark, he looked like a madman, he was holding a chain in his hand, flying up and down, beating anyone he saw, and dozens of corpses had already fallen behind him.

"Who dares to come to our East Factory to act wildly?!"

"If you want to see the Governor, you must first pass our level!"

Hearing the news, Fang Tianyou, the head of the big stall, Gou Xiaoyun, the dog-faced judge Gou Xiaoyun, the dog-faced judge, and Tiexin, the smiling face of the third stall, and several thousand households scolded angrily, and stood with Ma Sanbao.

Fang Tianyou's withered hands turned into claws, and he moved directly to capture the heavenly spirit above the horse's three treasures.

Gou Xiaoyun and Pi Tiexin used a gold and iron judge's pen to poke Ma Sanbao's heart and throat, and the other opened and closed a pair of big fists, confronting Ma Sanbao head-on.

Thousands of households around are holding iron rulers, or holding long swords, and stabbing the three treasures of horses while taking advantage of the chaos.

What a good horse Sambo, he didn't panic in the face of many good players, the iron chain in his hand was raging like a black dragon, any bump would surely break bones and tendons.

But the sword slashed at his body, but he was unscathed.It seems to be a kung fu practiced horizontally, but it is not the same when you look closely.For all unavoidable attacks, the skin always turns into a hard shell-like texture at the last moment, which is extremely weird.

"Grandma, I don't believe I can't hurt you!" Fang Tianyou saw the opportunity and shouted loudly, soaring into the air, from top to bottom, he grabbed Ma Sanbao's head with one claw.

"Die to me!" Fang Tianyou pointed hard, only saying that the next moment would be the time for the other party to return to the west.Who would have thought that the invincible Nine Yin White Bone Claws would be useless at this moment.Although the black shell of the opponent's scalp was scratched, it failed to penetrate into it like rotten soil, and the vicious internal force was even more blocked from the outside.

The killing blow actually only left the opponent with a little skin trauma!

"Try our trick!" Ma Sanbao waved the iron chain, sweeping away the surrounding people, then grabbed Tianyou's wrist with his left hand, and slammed it down violently, smashing it to the ground!

"My life is over!" Fang Tianyou knew that his feelings were not good, and wanted to struggle, but he was powerless to resist.

"Staff head!"

"Boss!"

Everyone exclaimed, but Ma Sanbao's strength was so great and so fast, it was already too late.

It was too late, and then it was too late, Fang Tianyou was about to fall to the ground with three inches left, a black shadow appeared behind Ma Sanbao, he grabbed Ma Sanbao casually, grabbed the back of Ma Sanbao's neck, and forcefully lifted his feet off the ground , held in mid-air!

Fang Tianyou took advantage of this moment, struggled hard, and finally escaped, escaping death.

"This is really a birthday star who eats arsenic all the time, and is impatient to live." A gloomy laugh sounded, and the next moment, Ma Sanbao felt dizzy and weak, and was thrown up by the people behind him.

It was three feet away from the ground, and then fell towards the bluestone ground.

"Ah!!!!!!" Ma Sanbao roared and mobilized his whole body's power, and finally broke free from the shackles of Qi Jin. He turned over with his feet and smashed countless green bricks around him!

"Oh?" Seeing that he ignored him, Xu Ruyi couldn't help but look at Ma Sanbao in surprise.

You must know that Sakyamuni's elephant-throwing skill is one of Shaolin's 72 unique skills, but it is not just a simple catch and throw.When arresting a person, the arrester will take advantage of the situation and infuse his own internal energy, restraining his dantian for a short period of time, blocking his meridians, making him lose all energy, and in the end he is just like a mortal falling from a high altitude, with neither dead nor disabled.

Since Xu Ruyi practiced this skill, once caught, there is no disadvantage, which one really came across a completely unharmed one today.

At this moment, Ma Sanbao's eyes gradually recovered, but they were still full of anger.Looking fiercely at Xu Ruyi in front of him, Ma Sanbao said bitterly, "It's you! It must be you!"

"What is me?" Xu Ruyi shrugged, pretending to be puzzled.

"Last night, you came to my Prince Yan's mansion, and something happened to the three His Royal Highnesses today. You must be secretly poisoning and causing trouble!"

"Heh." Xu Ruyi smiled: "You can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Yes, the governor did go last night, but he stayed for less than a quarter of an hour, and you were always there. Did you see that?" Are we poisoned?"

"It's your scent! Your scent is poison!"

"It's inexplicable!" Xu Ruyi categorically denied, "If the scent is poisonous, we ask you, why are you all right?"

"This..." Ma Sanbao was speechless for a moment.Indeed, why are you all right?For this point, Ma Sanbao was really puzzled.

In fact, let alone him, even Xu Ruyi herself was very puzzled.I took leave today and did not go with Zhu Yunwen to express condolences because I was afraid that I would also show up on the spot. Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, I was completely fine. Now seeing Ma Sanbao in front of me, he was also ordinary. Xu Ruyi secretly guessed that maybe the poison Doesn’t work for eunuchs?
Seeing that Ma Sanbao was speechless to his question, Xu Ruyi smiled and said, "Today you attacked our Dongchang for no reason, killing and injuring countless soldiers. If our family doesn't teach you a lesson, it would be a joke. When my Dongchang Does the factory run a dim sum shop?"

After finishing speaking, Xu Ruyi's body flickered and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes. The next moment, the tip of the ink-colored sword had already touched Ma Sanbao's heart: "The 17-year-old cicada? Just broke the ground and dared to hang around in front of our house. I don't know how to live or die. "

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