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Chapter 239 Stew yourself in an iron pot

"Old friend, look, this is the man of destiny you calculated."

The two old men came in front of Yang boy, Wu Youfu waved his hand, and the vines that restrained Yang boy were pulled away.

Qing Yuanzi looked him up and down, and even scratched Yang Xiaozi's face. After looking at him for a long time, he couldn't see why.

"What's the problem?"

Qing Yuanzi said: "Don't be fooled by luck, how can someone with great luck be eaten by you so easily? No matter what happens, just eat it."

Wu Youfu was stunned for a moment, luck to blame?

Unwillingly, he glanced at the honest boy Yang, and then sent someone to take the pot.

After a while, several skinless monsters came carrying a cauldron that could be used as a bathtub.

Wu Youfu clasped his hands together, then opened them again, a stream of water appeared out of nowhere and entered the pot,

After that, Young Boy Yang, who had a good eye, had already taken off his clothes and walked into the pot by himself.

Boy Yang squatted and lay down in his sleep, as if he was looking for a comfortable position.

Qing Yuanzi frowned, are you so cooperative?
It's a little bit unexpected.

Hey, what is this guy doing?rub what?Are you taking a shower?

I don't know that I haven't bathed for several months, and large pieces of black mud have been rubbed off.

This black mud was melted into the water and quickly infected the originally clear water. Just thinking about it made Wu Youfu's stomach churn. The taste was absolutely sour and refreshing.

"Keep the fire on, the water is a little cold, and the rubbing is not clean."

Boy Yang urged in dissatisfaction, but he couldn't rub my back, and he said: "Put Zhang Fei down and let him rub my back."

Wu Youfu let Zhang Fei go without hesitation, and Zhang Fei ran obediently to rub Yang's back, and there was another big piece of black mud.

"Could it be destiny."

Wu Youfu muttered to himself, "Forget it, wash it and stew it."

Half an hour later, a large pot of water had become cloudy, Wu Youfu sent someone to carry the pot away, and replaced it with a new pot.

It's clean now. Is everything okay?

Wu Youfu nodded in satisfaction, and began to send people to put in all the prepared ingredients.

More onion and less ginger, season with salt.

Also put a chicken in it.

gurgle gurgle~

The surface of the water began to boil and bubble.

"Wait, I haven't lit a fire yet???"

Wu Youfu looked confused. Can it be boiled without fire?

Could it be that the destined person is so extraordinary that he can really stew himself in an iron pot?

At this time, Young Boy Yang said shyly, "It's the first time I've left the village so far today, and I'm a bit uncomfortable with the environment."

"Unsatisfactory?"

Wu Youfu frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

"I have diarrhea and feel uncomfortable in my stomach. There is some natural seasoning in the pot. Do you mind?"

Yang Xiaozi suddenly shivered, and then looked relieved.

goooooooo~
"???"

Wu Youfu gasped.

Qing Yuanzi said seriously: "Blessed, this must also be affected by destiny, you must not be deceived, no matter what happens, you just have to eat."

Wu Youfu's face turned green again and again, and he didn't listen to Qing Yuanzi. After he got Boy Yang out and washed him clean, he was going to roast him directly.

Young boy Yang was put on the barbecue grill and started to be twirled. Young boy Yang sighed: "My mother said that children will wet the bed when they play with fire."

Wu Youfu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly had a bad premonition,
呲~
Hesitating, Young Boy Yang rotated and grilled 360 degrees on the grill, and the urine also drew circles in the air, some flew in the sky, and some fell on Young Boy Yang's body.

It was a little bit put into the fire, and it gave off a smell.

Others were slapped on Wu Youfu's face.

Wu Youfu looked angry and asked Qingyuanzi: "Can't you kill it and eat it again?"

Qing Yuanzi shook his head and said: "If you want destiny, you must not kill it."

Wu Youfu took a deep breath, took Yang Xiaozi off, and washed it again.

Zhang Fei on the side was stunned. Why are these two old men so obsessed with wanting to eat a boy?

Isn't it good that I am a majestic seven-foot man? If you have to eat a kid, this kid only has a few taels of meat.

No, we must find a way to save the boy.

When Zhang Fei was thinking this way, Qing Yuanzi came up to him and said with a gloomy face: "First roast this court general. Use the army soul to cover the destiny."

"???"

Then, it was Zhang Fei's turn to be stripped naked, washed and put on the grill.

Zhang Fei also wanted to learn from Boy Yang, but he wanted to piss and tease, only to realize that Qing Yuanzi used a magic spell to seal him.

"My life is over~"

The inside and outside of the temple have been turned upside down by soldiers.

Planting white pears cried anxiously.

Suddenly, she thought of something and began to bow down to the Buddha statues in the temple.

The fire is out.

lit.

gone again.

lit.

And then off.

The two old men don't believe in evil anymore, they can't roast their destiny, and you, an ordinary young general, can't roast them?

Really can not bake.

Zhang Fei on the grill never thought that his situation would be so bizarre that he even fell asleep on the grill and took a nap.

Boy Yang also didn't see him, and arrogantly ordered the skinless monster to bring him a small bench and small fruits, and sat beside him to eat and watch.

Watching the two old men toss for a long time, whether it is a magical flame or a physical fire, as long as the fire reaches the grill, it will be extinguished.

The two old men even tried to put Young Boy on the barbecue grill from time to time, and the fire was lit, but unfortunately there are always various accidents.

In the end, Wu Youfu, who was in a hurry, was ready to drink his blood and eat it alive.

then,

It started to thunder outside.

The thunder was rolling and deafening.

As if it will be struck by lightning at any time
Qing Yuanzi suggested: How about having a bite?
Wu Youfu did as he did, ready to bite Yang's arm.

however,
Thunder rolled down from the sky, and a thin beam of lightning pierced through the building and struck down, accurately hitting Wu Youfu's mouth.

An old tooth will be split into pieces and all will be burnt black, and then fall off automatically.

So far,

Wu Youfu sat down on the ground with a pale face.

"God's will, man of destiny, don't count"

Qing Yuanzi had a look of emotion.

Wu Youfu opened his mouth, "Huhu Chichi" he couldn't speak.

Qing Yuanzi sighed: "Blessed, there is nothing the poor can do to help. Killing people and practicing corpses is great, but it is too contrary to the harmony of nature. Your family members can't be saved. I thought you were a man of destiny!"

"Let's go, both of you."

Qing Yuanzi said to Yang Xiaozi and the two of them.

Young boy Yang and Zhang Fei looked at each other, they hurriedly got dressed and ran away, for fear that others would change their minds.

"mother!"

Zhong Baili, who was kneeling in front of the Ksitigarbha statue, was suddenly hugged by Yang Xiaozi who suddenly appeared.

"Wuuuu, mother, it's too scary, let's go back to the village! The outside world is too scary and the old man wants to eat me. Huuuuu"

"Why? Over the past hundred years, there have been more and more demons, monsters, and evil spirits everywhere."

For the rest of Zhang Fei's life after the catastrophe, there was no joy, only endless shock and anger.

A dignified border warrior is like this in front of monsters, let alone ordinary people.

What if I wasn't the boy this time? The man of destiny?

What is a Man of Destiny?

The monsters dare not get close, and are protected by heavenly thunder.

Zhang Fei settled down, this boy Yang was born extraordinary, no wonder the Yang family village is so peaceful,
It must be cultivated well.

"General, the mother and son of the Yang family are going back to the village on a cow."

"What! Stop it!"

(End of this chapter)