The first wrench in the last days

Chapter 316

"It's so weird, who is to blame for you? To punish you to death like this?" Mu Xuan asked suspiciously. After all, this kind of thing is abnormal, who would do such a thing to frame you.

"Forget it, don't talk about it." Mo Yu was extremely depressed, and quickly waved to Mu Xuan: "Tell me about your experience!"

Hearing this, Mu Xuan sighed, shook his head, and recounted his experience. There were two sub-sage level people fighting over there, and one was refining the Ten Divine Weapons.

Sure enough, the two of them didn't know what the Ten Divine Soldiers were, which made Mu Xuan feel better. Mu Xuan pretended to be profound, and explained to them, which aroused the box's disdain.

When he talked about the power of the box, Mo Yu's attention was attracted. Mo Yu had seen the box before Mu Xuan, and there was a lock. The lock was broken by Mo Yu, leaving only a box. The two of them were also You tricked the box into it.

When he first came down, he also experienced darkness and no light, but he didn't knock down the Yin people.

Mo Yu laughed at Mu Xuan and said, "When did you make decorations on your body?"

Half of the ghost hand still remained in front of Mu Xuan. Even after being burned by fire, it still did not disappear, just separated by a layer of gauze, as if it had taken root.

Seeing this, Mu Xuan's head was full of black lines. What kind of decoration is this? If it wasn't for the Yin-eating Mouse not digesting it, Mu Xuan would have removed this kind of thing long ago.

Mu Xuan talked about his guess, that the phoenix at the sub-holy level wanted to leave this world, so he refined the Ten Divine Weapons, killed the sub-holy phoenixes in the other 52 worlds, and extracted the origin.

Therefore, it is very possible that those masters participated in the process of refining the Ten Divine Weapons. Although Mu Xuan did not see the existence of those people, he had some thoughts and ideas in his heart.

After the refining of the Ten Divine Weapons is completed, they must be at the level of sacred weapons, weapons that surpass forbidden weapons, and weapons with infinite power.

As long as the phoenix is ​​trained, it is very possible to penetrate this world and escape
Once the world is pierced, the wise men will naturally win, even if the world is destroyed, they will naturally count as victory.

What Mu Xuan couldn't understand was that the people in the small world were unwilling to be born. When the main world they relied on collapsed, the world without the small world would also collapse and disappear, dust returning to ashes.

So Mu Xuan wanted to persuade some people to take action, and asked Mo Yu and He Shang for their opinions, and they both agreed.

The box had promised Mu Xuan before that he would answer some questions for him, so at this moment Mu Xuan asked: "I hope you can answer me. Who are you? Why do you know so much? What else do you know? What else is there in this world?" How special..."

Mu Xuan asked a lot of questions, and the box almost fell asleep, because Mu Xuan had too many questions.

"Hey, wake up..." Mu Xuan almost kicked him, but the box finally woke up and looked at Mu Xuan in confusion.

"Don't pretend to be confused, tell me what you know." Mu Xuan said helplessly.

This box always wants to fish in troubled waters. Mu Xuan knows his virtues, but this time Mu Xuan really misunderstood him. It's not that he doesn't talk about the box, but that Mu Xuan has too many problems, and he doesn't know where to start.

Zizi wants to cry but has no tears: who pretended to be confused, you asked a bunch of questions yourself, and didn't even have a chance to catch your breath, how should I answer them.

Zi Zi expressed his thoughts, and Mu Xuan nodded, indicating that Zi Zi was right, then Zi Zi said: "I allow you to ask me three questions, and ask after you think it over."

Mu Xuan sighed, nodded reluctantly, and agreed with him: "Let's do it! How do you know the secrets of this world."

"You don't want to know who I am?" Box asked suspiciously: the first question asked just now was who is he, but when it was changed to only three questions, there was no mention of who he is, what does that mean?
Mu Xuan said calmly, with a slight smile: "That question is not important."

"Yeah, I'm so pissed off," Box Boran was furious, stomping his feet angrily, intending to talk about his glorious history so that the three people would worship him and envy him, but now the other party doesn't like him, which makes him feel a little frustrated .

I had no choice but to shake my head, look up to the sky and scream, and say with emotion: people's hearts are not old.

Mu Xuan didn't bother to care about him, he just wanted to know how they knew.

When the box sighed a few times and was still full of emotions, Mu Xuan turned around casually, faced Mo Yu, and said, "How about it! You have pork there, and I have firewood here. Let's roast wild boar!"

Mo Yu immediately reacted and nodded.

So the three pairs of green glowing eyes glanced at the pig man, and casually looked at the box, sizing it up.

The pig man wanted to cry in the back, but my sense of existence was already very low, so why did it come to me again.

"Master, I've shed blood for you, I've sweated for you..." The pig man cried loudly, tears streaming down his face, and his whole body rolled on the ground.

At this moment, the box coughed and said, "Actually! We know that what happened involves a secret."

"Secrets, I like secrets the most." Mo Yu's big excited eyes and big eyelashes fluttered, and the deepest gossip was hidden in his eyes.

"..." Mu Xuan saw Mo Yu's excited expression at a glance. He looked like a little girl. He couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead. The seat leader sighed: "Sure enough, he is going further and further on the road of gender."

The box was just to change the subject. Now that Moyu said this, the box immediately found a sense of existence, pretending to be profound, first stood up, walked back and forth in the aisle for a few steps, and then was about to speak.

There was a roar from the other side: "Can you stop wandering around, I look upset..."

It turned out that every time the box was turned, the board was a little unstable, so the other party's table was bumped up and down.

"Hey, sorry, sorry." The box bent down and lowered the box, and took a few steps back, Mu Xuan looked at it and wanted to laugh.

"Stop pretending to be sophisticated." Mu Xuan asked him to come over quickly.

The box sighed: Sorrow, worry, worry, but everything is not going well, miserably, miserably, miserably, the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs.

The box here began to tell about the glorious mileage in the past. He wanted to tell his own identity, but Mu Xuan asked him to pick the key points, which made the box very depressed. After all, it was rare to be able to hold thirteen times.

The box continued: "Actually, we were also participants and producers back then. Do you know why there are heirs?"
The three of Mu Xuan shook their heads, but according to what Dragon Emperor said, it was to obtain the title of Dharma Sage and become the number one Dharma Sage.

Zi Zi shook his head, glanced outside, and then said: You have all been deceived, how could you be so kind as to let you inherit the position of Dharma Saint? You don't have any means against the sky.

What's more, your strength is weak and too meager. To them, you are not even considered an ant. It will be too slow for you to grow up.

"So you mean..." Mu Xuan frowned, feeling that what the box said was right.

The box continued: "I can't say too much about these things. I can only say that the water is too deep. If you want to participate in the competition, you'd better find a backer, not those main gods. They can't even control their own destiny, and they want to change others." Fate, this is impossible.

Speaking of this, Mu Xuan digested carefully.

The box knows too many secrets, this time, he continued to say: Speaking of it, you will not believe it.

I used to have a glorious experience, and I also had the loneliness of being invincible in the world. I was once the king of the gods, but now my body has been cut in half, and both bodies have been sealed. Now I only need two bottles of the wishing well. After I unblock you, I will immediately make you a great general, conquer the world, and be called the king and Taoist ancestor.

嘣

Mu Xuan already knew that this guy couldn't speak three sentences, and there must be a big change after three sentences. Otherwise, it seems that this guy is still determined and has been thinking about the bottle of mysterious substance that Mu Xuan took from him.

The box screamed in pain, but Mu Xuan didn't know how much truth and falsehood there were in the process.

The box had no hands, so he could only stomp his feet. Mu Xuan showed a contemptuous look on his face, "Returning the God King, I peed my pants when I met Yasheng, so I have the nerve to say so."

Hearing this, the lid of the treasure chest of Ziziqi was opened, and a puff of breath came out: "Who pissed his pants, that's the form, do you understand the form? Ignorance."

"Hehe, who knows who pissed or not." Mu Xuan ignored him, and was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were smoking, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

The box monster yelled, "Do you still want to hear it?"

Zizi felt that life was full of helplessness. Ever since he met Mu Xuan, nothing good had happened. After thinking about it, he wondered if he was born with evil spirits, or else how could he be enemies with him.

The box no longer listened to Mu Xuan's mumbling, calmed down, and was about to speak, but when he thought of Mu Xuan's disdain, his body collapsed on the ground again, and he was so angry that he didn't want to.

"Look, I didn't lie to you!" Mu Xuan pointed to a puddle of water on the ground. It did look like urine at first, and it was still yellow. Mu Xuan nodded and said solemnly: "I'm still angry."

"...Yeah, I'll fight for you today." The box jumped up and was about to fall on Mu Xuan.

"Hey, urine emperor, pay attention to your image."

"Your image, I have to kill you today." Zizi spit out all the words in one breath, looking at Mu Xuan with murderous eyes, but Mu Xuan still didn't feel any discomfort, because how angry he was, how angry he was, Neither eyes nor hands, although I don't know where his voice came from.

"I forgot to ask you, you don't have a mouth, how do you manage to speak." Mu Xuan was puzzled, this guy searched for a mouth for a long time, but couldn't find it at all, there was only one place where the box was opened, and the voice came from there .

Immediately Mu Xuan thought of it, showing a chill: "It's so disgusting, you actually talk with your butt."

"God speaks with his ass, when did he talk with his ass?" Zizi was so angry that he couldn't even catch his breath, and directly scolded Mu Xuan for being immoral.

Mu Xuan explained to the two of them in a serious manner, saying: "There is a secret method that uses the power of farts to rub against each other to produce sound. This secret method is called fart language. Generally, people who practice this kind of secret method have a difficult life. For example, he This is only half of the body, and some brains are out of order."

Mu Xuan's words made He Shang and Mo Yu feel a chill, and they quickly held their breath. The people around heard this sentence, and they were so disgusting that they couldn't even eat. This is really disgusting, after all, they are eating, you It is of course disgusting to put that kind of thing on the bright side.

At this time, the pig man let out a series of farts inappropriately, and it hurts...

Now the whole room was almost covered in smoke, and the hot people couldn't open their eyes.

The box screamed loudly and said: "I didn't put it, it wasn't me, you have to testify for me!"

Someone came by, and a few orcs came, and they dragged his calf downstairs with one hand, and it was repaired decisively.

……

"Should we go?" Mo Yu suggested.

"I think so too."

The faces of the people around were not kind, especially when facing Mu Xuan, they were even more bloodthirsty.

In the end, the box was still the blame, and Mo Yu pulled He Shang: "Hurry up and leave."

As soon as he left, someone shouted: "Is there any reason! You don't get paid for eating and farting, bastard, don't let me catch rice..."

The box was extremely tragic, covered with colorful stains, and had a musty smell as soon as it opened.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows."

It turns out that this guy used to be a treasure chest for a period of time when he met someone before, and hid his body. In addition, his physical strength is so strong that he can't cut it at all. Usually, he puts good things in it. If you have the opportunity to run away again, after so long, you have obtained a lot of good things, some of which are priceless and hard to find.

As for him having the formula, this possibility is not ruled out, of course, the premise is that he has cheated the master who has the formula.

Now I have to comfort him and say, "Don't fart."

The box just wanted to say: Who farted, it was obviously that pig.

Mu Xuan chuckled and did not answer, but his eyes looked at Mu Xuan with suspicion. He always felt that Mu Xuan deliberately tricked him and put him in such a desperate situation.

After the two talked, Mu Xuan decided to leave the city and find a way.

"Where are you going?" Mo Yu asked.

"The red dragon must be recuperating, so we..." Mu Xuan said with a smile.

The box mocked: "Hehe, don't underestimate Yasheng's strength. Even if he blows up an arm, he can still kill you instantly with a wave of his hand, so you don't have to think about it."

"That's right, so I didn't say I wanted to kill him. I need you. Now you have a heavy task. You need to persuade the red dragon to lure those two phoenixes away. Let's go and steal the ten magic soldiers." Mu Xuan said. .

After talking about the plan, he glanced at him and said, "I will leave the most important task to you. You must not disappoint the expectations of the party and the people."

"..." The box was speechless, why is this person so cheap, and he still lives up to their expectations, so he is not afraid that he will be torn to pieces by the red dragon in a fit of anger.

Mu Xuan coughed and said, "Don't worry, I will burn paper for you every Qingming Festival..."

(End of this chapter)