Chapter 70
In the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty, friendship with Jinlan was a very popular way of communication. The typical one was the ten brothers of Yishe headed by Zhao Kuangyin. Of course, after he became emperor, he did not see how good he was to the nine brothers. , I guess in his heart, those nine plus one are not as good as one hair of his younger brother Zhao Guangyi.
So quite logically, Lu Mengzheng, Li Hang, Sun Yue, and Wang Dan cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper, and placed a portrait of Guan Erge. No, others just thought it was four little dolls fooling around, only Sun Chunming didn't get scared when he heard the other three names.
Sun Yue even thought with excitement, if he could do something in the future, would this day be recorded in the annals of history?
Of course, things like sworn brothers are always arranged in order of age. The boss Lu Mengzheng is 15 years old this year. Years old, he was a third child.
After drinking, the three of them lugged Wang Dan to the construction site of the skateboard club in a daze. They gave each of them a set of skateboards and taught them some simple skills. The above belonged to Zhao Guangmei, but all he paid was his painstaking effort.
After the ceremony, the few people naturally became acquainted, and they chatted for a while, and suddenly Li Hang said: "Fourth brother, you are a child of an official family, this... I want to ask something, can you Don't laugh at Second Brother."
Wang Dan said innocently: "What's the matter?"
"Um... do you have a nanny?"
"Yes, I have."
"Then...then are you still breastfeeding?"
Wang Dan's face darkened, and he pursed his lips in displeasure.
"Brother, don't get me wrong. I'm just curious. I haven't eaten milk since I can remember. I just want to know, that... woman's breasts... how does it feel to eat, I heard it's soft? "
Lu Mengzheng slapped Li Hang on the head and cursed: "What are you thinking, fourth brother is still so young, don't talk about such things."
"Oh, I'm just curious."
Sun Yue rubbed his forehead helplessly. He really didn't expect that 30 years later, Li Hang, who was known for being rigorous, pure, and upright, and who was named the Holy Prime Minister, would be such a guy when he was young. In the next 30 years, you What kind of stimulation did you receive?
Lu Mengzheng and Sun Yue naturally ignored him. Wang Dan might be a relatively innocent kid. He thought about it and said, "It's quite soft, just like two buns."
"Oh~ Baozi."
As he said that, there was a smirk on Xiaopang's face.
Lu Mengzheng couldn't help but said: "Second brother, if you are really curious, why don't we go back to Fengle Building and ask the third brother to call you two girls to accompany the wine, and you can feel it yourself?"
Sun Yue's face darkened, and she said: "This store is a high-end place, and we don't provide such low-end services. All the girls are not selling themselves."
In fact, a child of Li Hang's age is just when the thing has just gained some functions and will be able to use it. Many princes and young masters of officials and eunuchs are also at this age who are separated from their own maids, and they don't have this condition. Ordinary people, of course, don't get this kind of treatment. Sometimes they have fantasies, but it's actually normal. Sun Yue also came through this stage in his last life, so I understand.
Well, when he was this old in his previous life, when the lights in the dormitory were turned off at night, all the discussions were about topics that were not suitable for children.
So after thinking about it, Sun Yue still reminded: "Second brother, in fact, from a medical point of view, it is not a good thing for a man to break his body prematurely, um...especially that, don't use your hands, otherwise When I grow up and really want that in the future, um...it will be more embarrassing."
Li Hang: "Huh?"
"Ahem, um, that's all for now. Take it to your heart. If you don't want to read your Ukiyo-e in the future, try not to read it. It's not good for your health."
"Oh."
Sun Yue thought to herself, this is all the experience of my past life as a person who has experienced it. I don’t know the essence when I am young, but I come to see it when I am old... Ahem, digressing.
In this way, they played until it was dark, and the four of them left reluctantly. Li Hang came to Kaifeng from another place to rush for the exam, so he simply lived in Fengle Building. Sun Chunming gave him a discount, Fengle Building Of course there is accommodation service.
Needless to say, Lu Mengzheng and his mother now live on the construction site of the club, and because Wang Dan is too young, Sun Yue has to send him home. As a result, he suddenly found out embarrassingly that he had only been to a few clubs. Several times in Beicheng, they still went straight to Da Nei without knowing the way at all, while Wang Dan had never been out of Beicheng.
So Sun Yue had no choice but to take Wang Dan home first, and then asked his family to send him back.
As soon as they entered the door, they saw Cao Jun still practicing martial arts there, and they greeted each other, Cao Jun said: "Brother Yue, whose family is this kid, why is he so ugly."
Wang Dan's face darkened, his little nose twitched, and he looked as if he was about to cry. Angry Sun Yue quickly kicked him and cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about, this is my new sworn brother today."
After a while, Cao Wan passed by again, took a look and was taken aback, and blurted out: "Why is this child so ugly?"
Wang Dan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and started crying with a whimper, and Sun Yue had to coax him.
"Third brother, am I really ugly?"
Sun Yue looked at it, "Well, it's pretty ugly."
"Wow ~ woo"
"Don't cry, don't cry, although you are ugly, you... are very ugly."
"Really?"
"Well, that's very ugly"
"........."
Sun Yue rubbed Wang Dan's head and said with a smile: "Okay, let's stop making trouble. You don't look good now. That's because you are still young and haven't grown up yet. They say that women change in age [-], but in fact, men are the same. , What was good-looking when you were young may not necessarily be handsome when you are older, and what was ugly when you were young may not be ugly when you are older. In fact, I was not good-looking when I was your age."
Wang Dan was even more sad now, "But, you don't look good now."
Sun Yue's face darkened.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Mrs. Zhang even cooked Wang Dan something to eat. The Wang family finally arrived and took Wang Dan away. Everyone asked Sun Yue how he did in the exam, and Sun Yue naturally Let them rest assured by saying that they are sure of everything.
In fact, the family was really worried about his studies. After asking, they stopped asking. On the contrary, Cao Wan had a starry face and kept asking about the details of Tong Ju, feeling that he was yearning for it.
On the contrary, Cao Jun was not interested at all. Old Cao pawed at Cao Jun and said, "Look at Brother Yue, and then look at you. You are also about the same age. Why is there such a big gap?"
Cao Jun said unhappily: "Mom, did you put the half gold cake hidden under our cabinet?"
Old Cao: "..."
Thanks to "It's Impossible Without Reading", "Gen Yu Hantu", "Desperately Funny", "Naka 69" for their rewards, thank you for your support
(End of this chapter)
In the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty, friendship with Jinlan was a very popular way of communication. The typical one was the ten brothers of Yishe headed by Zhao Kuangyin. Of course, after he became emperor, he did not see how good he was to the nine brothers. , I guess in his heart, those nine plus one are not as good as one hair of his younger brother Zhao Guangyi.
So quite logically, Lu Mengzheng, Li Hang, Sun Yue, and Wang Dan cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper, and placed a portrait of Guan Erge. No, others just thought it was four little dolls fooling around, only Sun Chunming didn't get scared when he heard the other three names.
Sun Yue even thought with excitement, if he could do something in the future, would this day be recorded in the annals of history?
Of course, things like sworn brothers are always arranged in order of age. The boss Lu Mengzheng is 15 years old this year. Years old, he was a third child.
After drinking, the three of them lugged Wang Dan to the construction site of the skateboard club in a daze. They gave each of them a set of skateboards and taught them some simple skills. The above belonged to Zhao Guangmei, but all he paid was his painstaking effort.
After the ceremony, the few people naturally became acquainted, and they chatted for a while, and suddenly Li Hang said: "Fourth brother, you are a child of an official family, this... I want to ask something, can you Don't laugh at Second Brother."
Wang Dan said innocently: "What's the matter?"
"Um... do you have a nanny?"
"Yes, I have."
"Then...then are you still breastfeeding?"
Wang Dan's face darkened, and he pursed his lips in displeasure.
"Brother, don't get me wrong. I'm just curious. I haven't eaten milk since I can remember. I just want to know, that... woman's breasts... how does it feel to eat, I heard it's soft? "
Lu Mengzheng slapped Li Hang on the head and cursed: "What are you thinking, fourth brother is still so young, don't talk about such things."
"Oh, I'm just curious."
Sun Yue rubbed his forehead helplessly. He really didn't expect that 30 years later, Li Hang, who was known for being rigorous, pure, and upright, and who was named the Holy Prime Minister, would be such a guy when he was young. In the next 30 years, you What kind of stimulation did you receive?
Lu Mengzheng and Sun Yue naturally ignored him. Wang Dan might be a relatively innocent kid. He thought about it and said, "It's quite soft, just like two buns."
"Oh~ Baozi."
As he said that, there was a smirk on Xiaopang's face.
Lu Mengzheng couldn't help but said: "Second brother, if you are really curious, why don't we go back to Fengle Building and ask the third brother to call you two girls to accompany the wine, and you can feel it yourself?"
Sun Yue's face darkened, and she said: "This store is a high-end place, and we don't provide such low-end services. All the girls are not selling themselves."
In fact, a child of Li Hang's age is just when the thing has just gained some functions and will be able to use it. Many princes and young masters of officials and eunuchs are also at this age who are separated from their own maids, and they don't have this condition. Ordinary people, of course, don't get this kind of treatment. Sometimes they have fantasies, but it's actually normal. Sun Yue also came through this stage in his last life, so I understand.
Well, when he was this old in his previous life, when the lights in the dormitory were turned off at night, all the discussions were about topics that were not suitable for children.
So after thinking about it, Sun Yue still reminded: "Second brother, in fact, from a medical point of view, it is not a good thing for a man to break his body prematurely, um...especially that, don't use your hands, otherwise When I grow up and really want that in the future, um...it will be more embarrassing."
Li Hang: "Huh?"
"Ahem, um, that's all for now. Take it to your heart. If you don't want to read your Ukiyo-e in the future, try not to read it. It's not good for your health."
"Oh."
Sun Yue thought to herself, this is all the experience of my past life as a person who has experienced it. I don’t know the essence when I am young, but I come to see it when I am old... Ahem, digressing.
In this way, they played until it was dark, and the four of them left reluctantly. Li Hang came to Kaifeng from another place to rush for the exam, so he simply lived in Fengle Building. Sun Chunming gave him a discount, Fengle Building Of course there is accommodation service.
Needless to say, Lu Mengzheng and his mother now live on the construction site of the club, and because Wang Dan is too young, Sun Yue has to send him home. As a result, he suddenly found out embarrassingly that he had only been to a few clubs. Several times in Beicheng, they still went straight to Da Nei without knowing the way at all, while Wang Dan had never been out of Beicheng.
So Sun Yue had no choice but to take Wang Dan home first, and then asked his family to send him back.
As soon as they entered the door, they saw Cao Jun still practicing martial arts there, and they greeted each other, Cao Jun said: "Brother Yue, whose family is this kid, why is he so ugly."
Wang Dan's face darkened, his little nose twitched, and he looked as if he was about to cry. Angry Sun Yue quickly kicked him and cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about, this is my new sworn brother today."
After a while, Cao Wan passed by again, took a look and was taken aback, and blurted out: "Why is this child so ugly?"
Wang Dan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and started crying with a whimper, and Sun Yue had to coax him.
"Third brother, am I really ugly?"
Sun Yue looked at it, "Well, it's pretty ugly."
"Wow ~ woo"
"Don't cry, don't cry, although you are ugly, you... are very ugly."
"Really?"
"Well, that's very ugly"
"........."
Sun Yue rubbed Wang Dan's head and said with a smile: "Okay, let's stop making trouble. You don't look good now. That's because you are still young and haven't grown up yet. They say that women change in age [-], but in fact, men are the same. , What was good-looking when you were young may not necessarily be handsome when you are older, and what was ugly when you were young may not be ugly when you are older. In fact, I was not good-looking when I was your age."
Wang Dan was even more sad now, "But, you don't look good now."
Sun Yue's face darkened.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Mrs. Zhang even cooked Wang Dan something to eat. The Wang family finally arrived and took Wang Dan away. Everyone asked Sun Yue how he did in the exam, and Sun Yue naturally Let them rest assured by saying that they are sure of everything.
In fact, the family was really worried about his studies. After asking, they stopped asking. On the contrary, Cao Wan had a starry face and kept asking about the details of Tong Ju, feeling that he was yearning for it.
On the contrary, Cao Jun was not interested at all. Old Cao pawed at Cao Jun and said, "Look at Brother Yue, and then look at you. You are also about the same age. Why is there such a big gap?"
Cao Jun said unhappily: "Mom, did you put the half gold cake hidden under our cabinet?"
Old Cao: "..."
Thanks to "It's Impossible Without Reading", "Gen Yu Hantu", "Desperately Funny", "Naka 69" for their rewards, thank you for your support
(End of this chapter)
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