Dad, this seems to be the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 3
The city of Kaifeng was in chaos. Some were crying for their parents, some were drunk, but they didn't open their doors for business. Every household locked their doors tightly, and the road out of the city was crowded with people, with large and small parcels. It's like a scene of fleeing.

In the 5000-year history of China, there has never been such a frequent change of dynasty. In just 50 years, five courts of Liang, Tang, Jin and Han have changed in the Central Plains. Counting the previous Tang and the upcoming Song, a 60-year-old man can Without bragging, Lao Tzu has experienced seven fucking dynasties in his life!
Every change of dynasty is a catastrophe, and no one can guarantee that he can survive this catastrophe.

I would rather be a dog of peace than a person in a troubled world.

It's a mess outside, but Sun Yue and his son are happily tidying up their new home. Once the door is closed, there are almost two worlds with the outside.

"Father, look quickly, there are noodles, white noodles, these white noodles probably weigh more than 300 catties?"

"He runs a biscuit shop, so it's not surprising to have more white noodles."

"Look, look, wow, big pot, such a big pot, it can cook a lot of things at one time."

It seems that after Sun Yue's body got smaller, her heart also got smaller. She bounced around and checked the things that could be used at home. Mat, let out a sigh of satisfaction.

"It feels good, dad. Let's not go out and talk about cross talk today. Let's take a day off."

Dad said: "I couldn't go out at first. Who cares about listening to cross talk today? You haven't grown up yet, so lie down and sleep. I'll clean up the house. I saw a big piece of fat in the kitchen just now." Meat, I will cook meat for you tonight."

"Really, that's great, Dad, I found you are very handsome today, meat, meat, I seem to have forgotten what you smell like."

Sun Chunming smiled and said nothing. In fact, he almost forgot about it.

The big piece of meat in the kitchen is so fat that almost no red fat can be seen. If he looked at it a month ago, he would feel disgusted, but now he is drooling.

By Shen Shi, Zhao Kuangyin's army had already arrived outside the city, and the street was so quiet that there was not even a sound, but Sun Chunming was humming a little song, putting the meat into the pot, and frying the oil over a low heat Come, I carefully took out the meat oil and kept it for later use, and then put away the leftover oil shuttle, planning to mix some cabbage and eat dumplings to replenish the oil and water.

Suddenly, there was a hasty knock on the door outside.

Sun Chunming was stunned for a moment, but still asked, "Who is it?"

"Brother Cao is me, I borrow your cellar to hide."

It was a woman who came to see Lao Cao.

After thinking about it, Sun Chunming opened the door anyway, and recognized the woman at a glance. It was Widow Zhang who sold tofu next door.

As soon as the door opened, Widow Zhang was also taken aback, "You are..."

"Old Cao has already sold the store to me, and he ran away with his family."

After hearing this, Widow Zhang was stunned, then sat down on the ground with a puff, and cried, "You have no conscience, I have slept so many times in vain, why is my life so hard!"

It seems that this widow seems to have an affair with Lao Cao, which is normal. One is widowed and the other is a widow. They live in neighbors and often help each other. It is a miracle that nothing happened.It's just that Sun Chunming was a little embarrassed when he saw this scene, and he was quite at a loss.

Widow Zhang is worthy of being someone who has lived in this troubled world for more than 30 years. Wiping away her tears, she said: "Brother, please let me hide in the cellar for a while. We don't have a man in our family. The soldiers will come to the city later." I...I can sleep with you, I'm fine. Please."

While talking, the widow continued to kowtow, and took off her coat by the way, revealing her old red bellyband.

Widow Zhang is in her thirties, and her maintenance is pretty good. She is not a beauty, but she is above the passing line. Sun Yueniang died early, and Sun Chunming is also an old bachelor of more than [-] years. numb.

"No, no, just put it on, put it on quickly, neighbors in the street, neighbors, it's just a matter of little effort, you just need to hide."

Widow Zhang was overjoyed when she heard the words, and looked up at Sun Chunming. Although she looked like a scholar, she was a man anyway. She quickly kowtowed three times and found the entrance of the cellar.

Just as Sun Chunming breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the widow Zhang stopped at the entrance of the cellar again, "Are you... cooking? Did you make meat?"

That look, as if looking at a fool.

"Ah, isn't this a newly bought house? Let's celebrate with a good meal."

"You have such a big heart. The sky is falling, and you still have the heart to plan your five internal organs temple."

Sun Chunming smiled and said, "If the sky falls, it won't hit me, a commoner. I heard that the Taiwei has always been kind and close to the people, and never bullied the people. He probably won't do anything that angers the heavens and the people."

Widow Zhang curled her lips and went down without saying anything, but she scolded in her heart: "Zhi Niang, this old lady is really out of luck. I thought I met a good man, but it turned out to be a fool. I guess it means I can't count on it." I don't know how many people will take advantage of this old lady, I hope they will leave after playing, and don't want to kill my old lady."

With such a big commotion, Sun Yue naturally woke up too. Seeing Widow Zhang hiding, she smiled and applauded: "You don't even take a bite of the big fat meat delivered to you. Dad, did you change your surname to Liu?"

"Fuck off, is there anyone who teases your father like that?"

Ever since they crossed over and talked about the cross talk, the relationship between the father and son seemed to have changed a lot. Even Sun Yue dared to make such a dirty joke.

"Father, let me tell you something serious. You said that my mother has been away for so many years. You didn't look for me again because you were afraid of being wronged. Now, we are 20 years younger. Don't you still plan to live alone? Well, you don't have to worry about me, if you really find a stepmother, you might not be able to tell who is bullying whom, look at the time-traveling novels, the protagonists are all harmonious and happy with three wives and four concubines, when it's time to do it, do it."

Sun Chunming patted his butt dumbfoundingly, and said, "Get out! You don't need to worry about it. It's useless to think about it after the dynasty has changed. If soldiers really come in to rob, you can hide in the cellar for me."

"It's okay, your son, I took history as an elective when I was in college. Even if the Zhao and Song courts were wrong, at least in terms of benevolence, it is indeed the only one in 5000 years, especially Zhao Da. This time the dynasty changed, except for Han. Outside of Tong's family, almost no one died."

"Who knows, this history in the early Song Dynasty was changed by Zhao Guangyi at least seven or eight times. When Taizu's real records were written, all the old people died. Who knows if it's reliable or not."

Sun Yue said confidently: "He changed the history of the Song Dynasty, and also the history of the Liao Dynasty. Such a big event is also recorded in the history of the Liao Dynasty. Don't worry, nothing will happen. Otherwise, I will let you buy a house at this time what?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang and the door was knocked open.It turned out that Widow Zhang forgot to lock the door just now after she came in.

A woman who looked like a blood gourd staggered in, holding a sword in her hand, pointed at Sun Chunming and said, "Go and get me a glass of water, don't shout, or I'll kill you."

(End of this chapter)