Dad, this seems to be the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 27 Fighting Qi
Sun Yue reached out to buy a sumo wrestler, so scared that Lao Fang's face changed color, and he said, "Why are you buying this thing? Didn't we say that your father would not know that you came here? How do you explain it when you go back? Let's talk about you You are only eight years old, can you use it when you buy it back?"

"It's okay, just have fun, let's just say that you bought it for my father. In fact, if you think about it, there are such a strong woman in the family, and there are actually many places to use it."

"Brother Yue, don't take such tricks on your uncle, is your father so easy to fool?"

"Oh, it's okay, Uncle Fang, don't worry, my father won't say anything."

Sun Yue thought, Lao Tzu's real age is almost thirty, if he hadn't traveled through time, he would have forced me to find a partner, what's the big deal about buying a woman.

Although we can't use it now, don't delay us to see it.

On the other hand, it's actually not too much.

Seeing his master raised his hand, the man under the son's butt was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and said in a low voice, "My lord...you want to buy this? Don't you have any kind of woman at home? You buy this thing Where to put it? If the adults of our family know about this, how will the little ones explain it? We brought you here secretly."

"Yes, but I really like it, it's so beautiful! I don't care, buy it first and then talk about it. My elder brother has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. He really found out that I will take responsibility. He won't really embarrass you. .”

As he said that, the young master raised his hand again, and said loudly but domineeringly: "No, I want to buy both, shopkeeper, you have to sell me both, I want them to fight for me, buy one back What is it for?"

Sun Yue gave the young man a serious look, and suddenly said:

"Boss, I'll buy two too."

"Brother Yue? That young master is either rich or expensive, so make me angry..."

"Don't worry, Uncle, I know what's going on."

After speaking, Sun Yue took a special look at the young man's pure white fur hat.

The shopkeeper was in a cold sweat, he knew Lao Fang, he was someone he could not afford to offend no matter what, and although he didn't know the young master on the other side, seeing the battle around him, would he still dare to refuse? ?

So, the shopkeeper ran up quickly, bowed to both sides in a hurry to apologize, and explained in his mouth: "You two young masters, two young ancestors, there are more behind me, these two are just the worst ones I play here, After a while, there will be 'Sai Guan Suo', 'Han Chunchun', 'Sai Meng Duo', 'Rao Liu Niang', 'Junior Rao' and 'Nv Ji Kuai', all of whom are no worse than these two, you The two of you can choose slowly, don't hurt your friendship because of this, the price is easy to negotiate, the price is easy to negotiate."

But who knew that the child on the opposite side was still relentless, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, so there is still, even if you ask for a price, the shopkeeper, I will never fight back. I will ask for everything, and you can retire in the future."

Sun Yue couldn't take it anymore this time, and said angrily: "You brat, you are too much of a bully, so I won't let it go, shopkeeper, I want to order these two girls, you don't have to make trouble, just ask the price, the one with the higher price have to."

The kid on the opposite side laughed and said, "Are you actually richer than me? Come on, come on, the shopkeeper, you can open whatever you want, no matter how much he pays, I will be a hundred guan more than him."

After the child finished speaking, the man under his ass quickly said: "Young master, no! You spend countless money on weekdays, and this month's regular money has already been spent. If you want our adults, he will definitely not I will, but for the young ones, there are seniors and juniors, so I can’t stand the wrath of our adults!"

The young man said indifferently: "It's okay, I can ask my mother to ask for it, my mother loves me the most, she won't let my elder brother know."

The man under the neck looked bitter, how could he be such a boss!If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have brought him to this place, so why don't I go back to my skin now?
On the other side, the shopkeeper was really confused. Judging from the young man's tone, the family's background must be unusually big. Looking at Sun Yue again, Lao Fangzheng sneered and hugged his shoulders, looking at him sideways. , so scared that he almost peed.

In Nancheng, who dares to offend Lao Fang, do you want to start a business in the future?
Right now there is a mighty dragon on the left, and a local snake on the right, neither of which he can afford to offend as a little mouse, standing on the ring at this moment, I really wish I could just roll my eyes and pass out.

Sun Yue took the lead and said, "Shopkeeper, I want all the two women, three hundred guan."

"Four hundred guan! And as long as the quality of the subsequent women is good, they will all be at this price."

"Five hundred guan!"

"Six hundred!"

"one thousand!"

"two thousand!"

At this point, the shopkeeper was completely trembling. Everyone likes money, but it’s not earned this way.If he dared to accept the money today, would he still have a way out if the child's father found him tomorrow?
Don't talk about the nonsense of buying and leaving, the children of later generations will make trouble as parents of the glory of the king, let alone the Song Dynasty?That's not called spending money, it's called cheating money.

"Two! Two little ancestors! Listen to what I said, you two will call the price to the sky, you are willing to give it, and the villain has no courage to ask for it. In this way, 250 yuan per person, two plus one five hundred , the woman in the back is the same price as these two, the villain has already made a lot of money at this price, the villain really dare not decide who to sell to, you two discuss it yourself, how about it? The villain begged the two ancestors , don’t embarrass the villain, give me a way to survive!”

As he said that, the shopkeeper bowed to the two of them again and again, as if he was about to cry.

Now that the matter has come to this, Sun Yue will naturally not embarrass the shopkeeper. The young man on the opposite side also means the same thing. The two of them hesitated for a while. Both of them really like this sport. Only these three days, if you miss it, you will have to wait another year, so no one wants to give up.

The man below the child on the opposite side said: "My lord, let the little ones go up, one-on-one, just a beating."

The child shook his head and said: "No, you are all heroes on the battlefield, don't do it in front of everyone because of my family, it's too humiliating for you, humiliating the soldiers, my elder brother knows that you must give a discount My legs won't work."

But he shouted: "Hey! On the other side, let's fight in sumo. Whoever wins will belong to the two."

The guards beside him were frightened, and hurriedly said: "Young master!! What is your identity, how can you do it yourself, the master humiliated the minister to death, you are killing us!"

The young man smiled indifferently and said: "What's the matter, what happens to you is called humiliation, and what happens to me is called nonsense at most. If the elder brother finds out, he can at most give me a spanking. It's okay. I have also practiced sumo wrestling before. That's great, no one of my age can beat me."

The guards under him wanted to persuade him again, but Sun Yue shouted: "Bah! Shameless! I'm only eight years old this year. Looking at you, you are ten years old at least. Aren't you a bully!"

The young man thought about it, and the difference in strength between children who were only one or two years old was huge, so he had an idea: "Yes, we can play horseback riding and fighting! I will let you choose first, and we will ride on their necks." In a fight, whoever falls first loses, how about that?"

Sun Yue was also very interested when she thought about it. Riding a female sumo wrestler to fight seemed quite fun, but she hesitated and said, "This...is a bit too humiliating to them."

The young man laughed and scolded: "Bah! What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be? The two of them are not from a good family. They have lost all their clothes, so there is nothing to be ashamed of."

(End of this chapter)