Dad, this seems to be the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 172

Seeing Han Chongxun's performance, Sun Yue was completely shocked.

You must know that he and Han Chongxun have been together for more than four months. Although the time is not long, it is a friendship that has been on the battlefield. Dian Shuai's father is definitely a qualified pure man on the battlefield, a character like a god of killing, this time he accompanied him to carry the blame to avoid the official, but it was all temporary, kidnapping Li Chuyun was like this to him It may be troublesome for a civil servant of the Privy Council, but for him as a military officer, it is definitely a matter of gaining prestige. It is estimated that if there is another battle next time, his father will arrange for him to be a real commander. It's not impossible.

A dignified son of a handsome man, the lord of an army, a pure man of iron and blood on the battlefield, is so scared that he is about to pee his pants just because of a name, so what the hell is the owner of this name?
No, I've seen Murong Yan before. She's not the kind of pervert who can stand on someone's arm, has a boulder on her chest, and has beer blooming in her anus. She's a cute girl who's white and soft!
"What's the situation? Brother Han, your father didn't see you being so afraid."

Han Chongxun smiled bitterly and said, "You don't understand. You haven't experienced the era when Sister Yan ruled Kaifeng. Seriously, is there any war in the court that needs to use troops recently? Or I should ask for a transfer. There is still no shortage of regiment training in Qinzhou." make?"

Zhao Guangmei said: "Beng is hiding. Unless you never come back in this life, Murong Yan will not leave when she returns to Kaifeng this time and get married."

"Huh? There is actually someone in this world who dares to marry Murong Yan? Who can't think about it? Oh no, it should be said, who is such a hero who sacrifices his life for righteousness and eliminates harm for the people?"

Zhao Guangmei patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and said, "Come on, let's get to know each other, this is your brother-in-law."

Sun Yue: "..."

Han Chongxun: "..."

Seeing that Han Chongxun gave Sun Yue a fist, saluted, and said: "Brother, I admire, admire, I admire you. If you dare to kidnap the supervisor on the battlefield, I know you are a daring master. Unexpectedly, I still underestimated you, I have never been more courageous in my life, and now I am convinced."

Sun Yue was completely panicked, "You Xue Wei, wait for a while, I don't understand, what is so scary about her? Besides, I know your kung fu. Could it be that her kung fu is higher than yours, and you can't beat her? "

Han Chongxun thought about it seriously, and said: "If you talk about martial arts, I guess she might not be able to beat me now. After all, she is a woman. You know, girls are older than boys when they were young, but after ten At the age of one or two, women don't have much advantage in terms of strength. After all, martial arts is all about qi and blood. Although I haven't seen her for many years, I guess no matter how much she practices, it should be the same thing."

"Then why are you so afraid of her?"

"Maybe it's the shadow of my childhood. I was used to being bullied by her when I was young. When I heard her name, my whole body hurts. In my impression, she basically beat me once when she saw me. A few dog legs came to beat me, and I was called a miserable bully."

"Is he still a bitch?"

Zhao Guangmei sighed and said: "At that time, almost all the generals in the capital were her lackeys, even me."

"You mean, all the generals in the capital were taken care of by her alone?"

"Then how can it be said that it is the whole capital? The children of Jiedushi's family will feel numb after seeing her."

Han Chongxun smiled wryly and said, "You might not believe me when I said it. When I was eight years old, she tied me to a tree, took off my pants and rubbed it with peppermint oil. I peed all afternoon. I'm not afraid of you." Joke, I sometimes feel chilly when I pee now."

As soon as the warm wind blew, Sun Yue felt cold down below.

"No, why! She must have a reason for bullying you! Bullying you for no reason? Just for fun?"

Zhao Guangmei said: "It can't be said that there is no reason for it. Murong Yan grew up in the military camp, and her martial arts skills are really good, but as a woman, she can't be allowed to be a general, so no one trained her in the art of war and other messy things. Shi, I don’t know where her tendons are wrong. Since she was a child, she was determined to be a hero in the world. You know, in the previous dynasty, the Chai Guan’s family was not very strict with the generals, so the warriors were very domineering. We These general children form a specific circle, and no one can rule it. It is inevitable that sometimes they will do some things to bully men and women. Playboys, who are ignorant when they were young, are sometimes quite hateful. We had a knife on our body. The time Brother Xun was rubbed with peppermint oil, he was the one who was greedy once. He saw the cattle grow fat and killed and ate the cattle raised by a farmer. It happened that he didn’t have any money with him. I don’t know. What happened was found out by that woman, and it was miserable to clean up. After the beating, it took about two or three years to train my brother. I was so stupefied that I didn’t dare to eat a bite of beef, because she always took advantage of it. In addition, there are indeed a lot of dog legs around her, many rangers are hugging her, we have nothing to do with her, it is not shameful to be beaten by a little girl and go home to sue the parents, and gradually she becomes Kaifeng is the top of the gate."

Sun Yue suddenly realized: "So that's the case, then I have to say, well done."

Han Chongxun said: "It's really nothing to me. I'll tell you two things and you'll know how scary this female devil is. In the fourth year of Xiande, there was a scholar who came to Beijing to catch an exam. The method of picking up girls is quite clever, and he picked up a lover in the brothel, and that lover was a well-known oiran in Kaifeng, but after losing his name to Sun Shan, the oiran really fell in love with him, and he redeemed himself and insisted on going with him, The scholar went to Beijing and spent all his family's savings, but he failed the exam. It was not easy to explain when he wanted to go home, so he sold the oiran. As we all know, I heard that the oiran tried to commit suicide several times but failed."

Sun Yue said angrily: "Beast! What happened next?"

"Later, Murong Yan paid for that oiran to buy back, and stayed with her as a servant girl. At that time, the scholar had already returned to her hometown. Murong Yan was only nine years old at the time, and she galloped alone for three days and two nights. It was after chasing the scholar's home, grandly taking the scholar's head in front of the whole family, and spending three days and two nights to send the head back, the oiran finally lost his will to die, now It is one of that woman's twelve golden flowers, and the twelve maids around Murong Yan were all obtained by similar means, this woman probably killed fewer people than me, a general."

(End of this chapter)