Emperor Yi is invincible

Chapter 54 Harvest a large wave of phone numbers
At the end of the game, Yi Jianlian scored 4 points, 21 rebounds and 4 assists.

21 rebounds!

Baron was in a daze in the final state.

A rebound just appeared here, and the "swish" is gone!
Another one appeared, "Shua!" It's gone again!

In the end, he was already numb, and he was so numb that he didn't know why.

"Take it, take it, you take it all!"

Yi Jianlian happily replied, "Thank you, okay."

Without Yi Jianlian's 21 rebounds, this should be just a very ordinary game.

哪怕纳什投篮8中8，罚球3中3，拿到20分17助攻3篮板也不能让观众惊讶。

Because 17 assists is already "basic practice" for Nash.

But - what the hell is Yi Jianlian's "21 rebounds"?

Have you taken aphrodisiacs?
The reporters also interviewed Yi Jianlian's teammates and Yi Jianlian's opponents with this doubt.

"Is Yi getting 21 rebounds your tactical arrangement or?" The reporters interviewed John Wall, the shy No. [-] pick.

The reporters speculated that there should be some tactical arrangements before the game. Otherwise, who can explain clearly that a person who averaged only 7.2 rebounds per game last season could get 21 rebounds?
Wall is their favorite to get an answer because Wall doesn't look like he can lie.

Sure enough, Wall was at a loss when he heard the question.

He touched his little head, "It seems that there is no tactical arrangement."

Journalists were disappointed.

"But." Wall's eyes lit up, as if remembering something,
Reporter: "???" There is a situation!

"Does it count if he makes me and Arenas shoot like crazy?"

"Just after his clothes were torn"

The reporters suddenly realized.

Meanwhile, another wave of reporters wanted to try their luck with the Suns.

"Mr. Earle, how do you think Yi got those 21 rebounds?"

Earl Baron glanced at him expressionlessly, "How did you get it? How should I answer? Could it be that they were all taken on top of my head?"

He cursed secretly in his heart and decided to skip this question.

"Mr. Earle, did you pull the jersey on purpose? I heard that many female fans are sending you thank you letters."

Baron: "."

What the hell is a thank you note?

"Grandpa!"

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Yi Jianlian was in a tight siege at the moment, even the gods couldn't save him.

"Yi, I want a kiss!" This was the blond girl in the stands just now.

Her request was very simple, just a kiss.

"This request should not be too much." Yi Jianlian thought about it carefully, and when he was about to satisfy the other party, suddenly——

"Yi, I want a baby!"

Yi Jianlian: "Huh?"

Are you fucking drunk?

Before he could speak, the blonde girl couldn't wait, "shit, you should go find the stroller outside!"

Stroller means tramp, Yi Jianlian felt that what she said was a bit harsh, so he was going to ease the atmosphere.

Just when he took the first step, suddenly, the two stopped arguing for a moment, followed by a large group of warm and fragrant nephrite.

Attention, it is a large group!

A large group!

Yi Jianlian: "." Happiness comes too fast, I can't accept it.

After a while, Yi Jianlian walked into the locker room with a lot of small phone notes.

As soon as he entered the door, he felt something was wrong.

Arenas, who was sitting on the soft stool closest to him, gave him a gloomy look, and his eyes deliberately inspected his face and chest for a while,
"Yi, why did you go there just now?"

Yi Jianlian swallowed nervously, saying that he would definitely not respond to people asking him this way, but—this was asked by Arenas.
At this moment, his mind suddenly began to rehearse his "death method",
"He was shot to death?"

"Or was he shot to death?"

"Still shot to death!"

It's like watching a movie, it's vivid.

"Gudu~~" Yi Jianlian swallowed again, "Why didn't I go?"

"Then what are you holding in your hand?" Arenas shifted his eyes to Yi Jianlian's tightly clenched hands, and at the same time looked thoughtfully into his closet.
Just when Yi Jianlian was about to "confess" the small note in his hand in great pain, Arenas suddenly burst out laughing.

When he smiled, everyone in the locker room broke down in an instant.

They did it on purpose, like cheating out of the small note in Yi Jianlian's hand, but they didn't expect Arenas to fail.

Although it was just a joke, Yi Jianlian was still a little scared. Arenas is a meat-vegetarian guy. You really can't say what he can do, after all, he has a "conviction record".

However, Yi Jianlian forgave them generously in the end, and distributed all the small notes.

He took these little notes just for fun (do you believe it?)

These American girls with too convex front and back are not in line with his aesthetics.

He just simply likes to bulge.
So he called Meng Yun.

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"Brother Yi, how did you get 21 rebounds?" Meng Yun stared at Yi Jianlian while drinking his coffee.

Of course, Yi Jianlian boasted to her very proudly, such things as gods coming down to earth, Ten Thousand Buddhas capping the top, etc., are all trivial matters.

"It's a pity, I didn't see the live game." Meng Yun's tone suddenly became low,

At this time, Yi Jianlian must comfort her, "It's okay, it's not too late to watch the next one."

"Really? You can still get 21 rebounds in the next game?" Meng Yun looked at Yi Jianlian happily, "Then I must go and see in the next game!"

Yi Jianlian: "."

He could only smile embarrassingly, polite yet embarrassed, "The next one may not be."

How can such a thing be said accurately?It depends on luck.

If both sides have a high shooting percentage, there is still a fart for rebounding?

"Ah? No~~~ okay?" Meng Yun continued in a low voice, "I thought you could get 21 rebounds in the next game."

Yi Jianlian: "."

Is it really okay for you to chat about the topic so suddenly?

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After seeing off Meng Yun, Yi Jianlian drove his old Ford home.

Meng Yun is good at everything and looks pretty, but he can't chat.

However, if she is in the interview, she is really top-notch and flawless, but why is this private chat so awkward?

"If I could get 21 fucking rebounds a game, I'd still be sitting here drinking coffee and listening to your funny chats? I'd fly up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun."

Angrily, Yi Jianlian turned on the music player in the car, and Taylor Swift's latest single began to play in a loop.

The car is driving on the main road, the neon lights on both sides are flashing, it looks like a peaceful scene,
"Oops! I forgot to feed the dog's eggs." A scream suddenly came from the car, breaking the tranquility
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