Xuan Neng Bao Jian

Chapter 131

Seeing a very eye-catching fat man outside the crowd, the thin student's eyes lit up instantly, and he pulled Wang Xiaohu and walked over.

"Fat pig, you're here to rubbish class again!"

The thin man patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said with a smile.

"Tch, Skinny Monkey, you're here too!"

The fat man turned his head to look at the thin monkey, and pouted his lips in displeasure.

"I'm going, Fat Pig, I haven't seen you for two days, why... have you gained weight again!"

Seeing the swollen face of the fat man, the thin monkey yelled in surprise.

"Hey, don't mention it!" The fat man shook his head bitterly: "It's also because of my bad luck, I was playing a game with my roommate today, and I don't know where an uninterested kid came out and asked me to help carry beautiful women! "

"Hey, this is a good thing!"

"What a fart! In the end, that girl scolded me and left, and lost the team battle. No, this face was made by my roommate. Hey, it's really the eighth life, and I lost my wife's money." Break the soldiers!"

The fat man said cursingly: "If you dare me to meet that kid again, I will never spare him!"

"Hey, don't mention this kind of frustration, let me introduce you to a friend, who is also our fellow!"

The thin monkey glanced at the fat man's face with some pity, then pointed at Wang Xiaohu and said, "This is my new friend, his name is...!"

"It's you bastard!" The moment he saw Wang Xiaohu, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he roared, blowing his nose and staring.

"Ahem, my name is Wang Xiaohu, hello!"

Wang Xiaohu rubbed his nose and grinned at Fatty, sometimes the world is so small!
"Well, my sister! Kid, you still dare to come!"

The fat man gave Wang Xiaohu a hard look, clenched his fists as if he wanted to do something, but because of Wang Xiaohu's 1.8-meter tall stature, he still endured it.

"Eh? You... know each other!"

The thin monkey looked at the two of them strangely.

"Of course I know him, even if he turns into ashes, I can recognize him!"

The fat man gave the thin monkey an angry look, and stared fixedly at Wang Xiaohu.

"Brother, what happened just now was my fault. How about it? I think your face is quite swollen. I happen to be a doctor, so I might help you see it!"

Wang Xiaohu looked at the fat man with an apologetic face. He never thought that his casual words would cause so much trouble to the fat man.

"Tch, you're the only one who pays the doctor back, go away! I won't let you treat it even if it's swollen like a pig, ouch, it hurts so much!"

The fat man pursed his mouth, and instantly pulled the wound, sucking in pain.

"Hey, they're all my brothers. It's better to settle enemies than to end them. Fat pig, Xiaohu certainly didn't do it on purpose. I'm talking about it. You go to the foreign language department like a bear, and you don't want to disgust the girls to death. When the time comes It's fine if you ruin your own image, don't lower my appearance!"

The thin monkey patted the fat man on the shoulder and acted as a peacemaker with a smile.

"Am I...really ugly?"

Hearing Thin Monkey's words, Fatty's face instantly became extremely tangled.

The thin monkey didn't answer, but reached out and patted a girl who was watching the fun behind the fat man. The moment the girl turned her head, she was facing the fat man's bloated face. In an instant, the girl retched as if she had eaten a fly: "Wow! What? Things, where did the pig's head come from, it disgusts me to death!"

"I ri...!" Seeing the girl's reaction, the fat man's face twitched violently and became angry.

"Do you still need me to try?" The thin monkey spread his hands, and glanced at another girl next to the fat man.

"Enough!" The fat man hurriedly stopped the thin monkey. He stared at Wang Xiaohu with wide eyes and said coldly, "Boy, are you sure you can cure my face?"

"Don't worry, 3 minutes of painless treatment, guaranteed to restore your prosperous beauty!"

Wang Xiaohu grinned, showing the trustworthy smile of an old Chinese doctor.

"Hmph, I'll just trust you once, if it can't be cured, we'll never end!"

The fat man snorted coldly, with a suspicious look on his face. "Tell me, how to treat it?"

"Well, stretch out your face!" Wang Xiaohu murmured, and then slowly stretched out his right hand.

"I'll go, what are they doing, in broad daylight, two men... tsk tsk!"

"It's disgusting, don't gays now have a threshold?"

Just as Wang Xiaohu stretched his hand halfway, he felt the strange eyes around him, and his face turned black instantly.

Touching the face of a fat man in public seems to be easily misunderstood!

Seeing that big pig-like face approaching him, the corners of Wang Xiaohu's mouth twitched slightly, "Brother, I'm sorry!"

He first apologized to the fat man in his heart, then with a shake of his hand, he breathed into the fat man's face with a "pop" sound.

"I ri...!" Fatty was instantly stunned by the sudden slap, and after reacting, he immediately yelled: "Wang Xiaohu, I ri...!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a "slap", and Wang Xiaohu slapped him on the other face.

"I thought there was some kind of love? It turned out to be a fight! Cut, it's boring!"

"Let me just say, such a handsome little brother, how could he like a fat pig!"

Seeing Wang Xiaohu's two slaps, a group of good-hearted students instantly turned their heads away feeling bored, and then looked towards the center of the field.

"Theirs, don't stop me, I'm going to kill you!"

Feeling his own face that seemed to have been smeared with pepper, the fat man was furious, staring at Wang Xiaohu with his eyes as if he was eating people.

"Fatty, don't be impulsive...!"

Seeing that the fat man wanted to run away, the thin monkey quickly grabbed him.

"Go away, you've been slapped twice, please calm down!"

The fat man pushed the thin monkey away, his fists creaking.

"No, Fatty, I mean your face...here!"

The thin monkey stared at the fat man's face with a weird expression, and the look at Wang Xiaohu was even more weird.

"It's useless to say anything, I'm going to be on par with him today... Well, wait a minute, do you think my face is better?"

After hearing what the thin monkey said, the fat man stood there in a daze.

"That's right!" The thin monkey squinted at the fat man's face, except for a little redness, it had completely recovered.

"I don't believe it, how could it be cured with just two slaps? Do you think this is repaying your Piao Piao fist!"

The fat man stared at the thin monkey suspiciously, and his gaze towards Wang Xiaohu was still full of hostility.

Wang Xiaohu spread his hands casually, but did not answer.Anyway, he only needs to touch the patient's part to cure the disease, and instill white spiritual power into it. Touching the face is contact, and hitting the face is also contact, there is no difference at all.

"Tch, even I don't believe it!"

The thin monkey gave the fat man a blank look, and he patted the vomiting girl beside him, and then pulled the fat man's flat face in front of the girl.

As soon as the girl looked up, she saw the somewhat familiar big pie face, and she was a little confused for a moment: "Hey, what's the situation, I remember that I was an ugly pig-headed monster just now! Could it be an illusion?"

She rubbed her chin, narrowed her eyes, sized up the fat man, and commented, "Although he looks a little wretched, at least it's not too disgusting. It seems that it was an illusion just now!"

"I'm going, and... it's really cured?"

The fat man touched his face, feeling suspicious of life for a moment.

(End of this chapter)