The strongest deliveryman in the world
Chapter 59 Do You Want Some Tang Monk Meat?
Chapter 59 Do You Want Some Tang Monk Meat?
"Deliver a chicken bone soup."
I'll go, I'm a system master, you're not kidding me, are you?
Han Jie almost died of depression, Zhinu's order of Coke ruined his beautiful fantasy, Han Jie endured it, and Xiao Tiangou ordered takeaway, he also endured it, but all the bone spirits have come, can you still let him live?
Did I read a fake "Journey to the West"?Han Jie cried to the sky, although I don't read much, but I also know that the Bone Demon was beaten to death by Sun Dasheng with a stick.
I'm afraid it's not a fake.
"Dididi, the system prompts that there are only 10 minutes left in the delivery time limit!"
"Hiss, hiss!" Recalling Nezha's "Thunderbolt" when he was almost late, Han Jie couldn't help but shudder.
If it wasn't delivered to the Bone Demon, maybe how to execute him, skinning?eat meat?Roast?
When I think about it, the picture is not too beautiful!
Forget it, I hope the white bone spirit is picky, and it's best to only want to eat Tang monk meat.
I'll go, why didn't I expect that Han Jie slapped his head, hurriedly went to a nearby small shop to buy something, picked up a takeaway, and went to the destination in a hurry.
"It really is here."
Isn't this the underworld where he came last time? Sure enough, the Bone Demon was beaten to death.
But the destination is one acupuncture shop after another.
There are six big black characters in the letter "Baihuling acupuncture and moxibustion shop".
A line of small characters was added at the bottom, "Specially invited the famous underworld-certified acupuncture master, Ms. Baigujing, to sit in the town."
A black line is the only way to describe Han Jie's mental activities.
Ahem, but he mustered up his courage.
"Your takeaway-broken chicken bone soup has arrived!"
"Coming!" A clear female voice came from inside the room, followed by a rustling sound.
A figure rushed in front of Han Jie.
To be honest, Han Jie is still looking forward to it.
After all, her illusion technique in "Journey to the West" is very superb.
The description of her becoming a young girl is "can't say enough about her beautiful features, white teeth and red lips", and "ice hunger Tibetan jade bone shirt collar reveals crisp breasts, willow eyebrows and emerald emerald jade".
Hope it's not too explicit.
"Thank you!" It really is "Sound like a warbling forest".
Han Jie raised his head curiously, looking expectant.
"You're welcome, this is mine." Instantly petrified, Ganqing's dream came true.
A skeleton stood before him, jaws blinking.
It is really too "explicit".
Han Jie seriously suspected that the system was cheating him, who could stand a white bone staring at him!
"Well, Mrs. Bone, don't dress so revealingly for girls, it will affect badly."
"Really?" Han Jie felt that Mrs. Bone seemed to blink her eyes,
"Yes, it's like this in the world, it's not very good, actually."
"OK."
Han Jie actually felt guilty that he was deceiving an innocent girl.
In an instant, Mrs. Bone had changed her makeup.
Sure enough, "Journey to the West" did not lie to me.
Han Jie felt with emotion that the bone spirit at this time really had a beautiful face, white teeth and almond eyes that couldn't be concealed, a body like swallow willow, and skin like creamy fat.
"Can you deliver that to me?" Bone Essence looked aggrieved at the steaming hot chicken bone soup in Han Jie's hand, just like a sister who was bullied by the brother next door.
"Oh, ok, ok." Han Jie suddenly woke up, oh shit, damn it, I actually fell in love with a white bone.
Han Jie, you have to be sober, she is just a skeleton that has been treasured by the physiology teacher for many years.
Thinking of the human skeleton specimens collected by the physiology teacher when he was in school, Han Jie instantly woke up.
"Thank you for that, it's really delicious. It's delicious." A gust of wind swept over the clouds, and the only sound left was the sound of drinking soup.
Han Jie suddenly thought, if she turns into a skeleton, can I just learn about the process of human digestion?
Forget it, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.
"Well, thank you, how can I repay you?" Bone Demon pouted.
"No, she's too cute, no, she's just a skeleton." Han Jie began to be troubled again.
"Why don't I teach you a set of acupuncture techniques!" Bone Demon patted his chest confidently, "Don't worry, I'm officially certified by the underworld, and I can't cure people."
I'll go, did someone die here?Han Jie complained secretly.
"No need, no need." Han Jie waved his hand. He had learned a full set of medical skills from Hua Tuo and the others, acupuncture and moxibustion were no problem.
"You, you still can't trust me?" The Bone Demon was not happy when he heard this, and his eyes widened, full of anger.
"Ahem, by the way, Mrs. Bones," Han Jie quickly changed the subject, "Do you want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
Han Jie had a smirk on his face.
"Slow down, keep your voice down!" Hearing this, Bone Demon was so frightened that he immediately wanted to cover Han Jie's mouth.
"You sincerely want to harm me, don't you? Don't you know that Sun Monkey, bah, Sun Dasheng will play with that old King of Hell from time to time? If he hears it, I won't be shattered to pieces."
"You mean, you still want it very much?" Han Jie raised his eyebrows.
"I think so," Bone Demon's voice gradually lowered.
"In our time, eating Tang's monk meat was a lifelong pursuit of a monster. I just told this behavior out loud and dared to put it into action. In this way, I was the first person to eat crabs." Said As he spoke, the Bone Demon became more and more excited.
"It turned out that what you ate was a spider." Han Jie laughed.
"What do you know?" Bone Essence said angrily.
"Before success, there must be many ups and downs. I am just the first monster who dared to challenge. Although I failed, my feat is enough to make me famous in history. Pen."
Dare to ignite!
Han Jie said that he wanted to help her.
"From the perspective of us monsters, my approach is understandable. Of course, I have also reflected on it during this period, 'No one is a saint, and no one can make mistakes.' That's why I opened this acupuncture shop, so!"
"Are you sure you don't want to learn acupuncture with me? How about I give you a set of acupuncture and moxibustion for Baigujing? Is it okay?"
I couldn't complain, so I ended up talking about it here.
This routine, dare to chat with old master Confucius and Mr. Lu a lot.
"Ahem, no, no, then do you still want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"This, this..." Bone Essence still twitched, with a shy expression on his face, "Then I must think about it, don't I also die with peace in my eyes. The key point is that Tang Seng has become a Buddha, and I can't find it."
"I have it here!" Han Jie smiled slyly.
"True, real or fake, hurry up, try it!" Bone Essence was so excited that he was pumped like chicken blood.
Han Jie: "."
"Didn't you still cry bitterly just now, with a look of remorse? Aren't you afraid that Monkey King will tear you to pieces?" Han Jie threatened.
"I didn't kill it, I'm just a loafer, besides, I'm dead, what else can he do to me?" The Bone Demon said with confidence, and for a while, Han Jie couldn't refute.
"Hurry up, don't whine about it."
Han Jie: "."
(End of this chapter)
"Deliver a chicken bone soup."
I'll go, I'm a system master, you're not kidding me, are you?
Han Jie almost died of depression, Zhinu's order of Coke ruined his beautiful fantasy, Han Jie endured it, and Xiao Tiangou ordered takeaway, he also endured it, but all the bone spirits have come, can you still let him live?
Did I read a fake "Journey to the West"?Han Jie cried to the sky, although I don't read much, but I also know that the Bone Demon was beaten to death by Sun Dasheng with a stick.
I'm afraid it's not a fake.
"Dididi, the system prompts that there are only 10 minutes left in the delivery time limit!"
"Hiss, hiss!" Recalling Nezha's "Thunderbolt" when he was almost late, Han Jie couldn't help but shudder.
If it wasn't delivered to the Bone Demon, maybe how to execute him, skinning?eat meat?Roast?
When I think about it, the picture is not too beautiful!
Forget it, I hope the white bone spirit is picky, and it's best to only want to eat Tang monk meat.
I'll go, why didn't I expect that Han Jie slapped his head, hurriedly went to a nearby small shop to buy something, picked up a takeaway, and went to the destination in a hurry.
"It really is here."
Isn't this the underworld where he came last time? Sure enough, the Bone Demon was beaten to death.
But the destination is one acupuncture shop after another.
There are six big black characters in the letter "Baihuling acupuncture and moxibustion shop".
A line of small characters was added at the bottom, "Specially invited the famous underworld-certified acupuncture master, Ms. Baigujing, to sit in the town."
A black line is the only way to describe Han Jie's mental activities.
Ahem, but he mustered up his courage.
"Your takeaway-broken chicken bone soup has arrived!"
"Coming!" A clear female voice came from inside the room, followed by a rustling sound.
A figure rushed in front of Han Jie.
To be honest, Han Jie is still looking forward to it.
After all, her illusion technique in "Journey to the West" is very superb.
The description of her becoming a young girl is "can't say enough about her beautiful features, white teeth and red lips", and "ice hunger Tibetan jade bone shirt collar reveals crisp breasts, willow eyebrows and emerald emerald jade".
Hope it's not too explicit.
"Thank you!" It really is "Sound like a warbling forest".
Han Jie raised his head curiously, looking expectant.
"You're welcome, this is mine." Instantly petrified, Ganqing's dream came true.
A skeleton stood before him, jaws blinking.
It is really too "explicit".
Han Jie seriously suspected that the system was cheating him, who could stand a white bone staring at him!
"Well, Mrs. Bone, don't dress so revealingly for girls, it will affect badly."
"Really?" Han Jie felt that Mrs. Bone seemed to blink her eyes,
"Yes, it's like this in the world, it's not very good, actually."
"OK."
Han Jie actually felt guilty that he was deceiving an innocent girl.
In an instant, Mrs. Bone had changed her makeup.
Sure enough, "Journey to the West" did not lie to me.
Han Jie felt with emotion that the bone spirit at this time really had a beautiful face, white teeth and almond eyes that couldn't be concealed, a body like swallow willow, and skin like creamy fat.
"Can you deliver that to me?" Bone Essence looked aggrieved at the steaming hot chicken bone soup in Han Jie's hand, just like a sister who was bullied by the brother next door.
"Oh, ok, ok." Han Jie suddenly woke up, oh shit, damn it, I actually fell in love with a white bone.
Han Jie, you have to be sober, she is just a skeleton that has been treasured by the physiology teacher for many years.
Thinking of the human skeleton specimens collected by the physiology teacher when he was in school, Han Jie instantly woke up.
"Thank you for that, it's really delicious. It's delicious." A gust of wind swept over the clouds, and the only sound left was the sound of drinking soup.
Han Jie suddenly thought, if she turns into a skeleton, can I just learn about the process of human digestion?
Forget it, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.
"Well, thank you, how can I repay you?" Bone Demon pouted.
"No, she's too cute, no, she's just a skeleton." Han Jie began to be troubled again.
"Why don't I teach you a set of acupuncture techniques!" Bone Demon patted his chest confidently, "Don't worry, I'm officially certified by the underworld, and I can't cure people."
I'll go, did someone die here?Han Jie complained secretly.
"No need, no need." Han Jie waved his hand. He had learned a full set of medical skills from Hua Tuo and the others, acupuncture and moxibustion were no problem.
"You, you still can't trust me?" The Bone Demon was not happy when he heard this, and his eyes widened, full of anger.
"Ahem, by the way, Mrs. Bones," Han Jie quickly changed the subject, "Do you want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
Han Jie had a smirk on his face.
"Slow down, keep your voice down!" Hearing this, Bone Demon was so frightened that he immediately wanted to cover Han Jie's mouth.
"You sincerely want to harm me, don't you? Don't you know that Sun Monkey, bah, Sun Dasheng will play with that old King of Hell from time to time? If he hears it, I won't be shattered to pieces."
"You mean, you still want it very much?" Han Jie raised his eyebrows.
"I think so," Bone Demon's voice gradually lowered.
"In our time, eating Tang's monk meat was a lifelong pursuit of a monster. I just told this behavior out loud and dared to put it into action. In this way, I was the first person to eat crabs." Said As he spoke, the Bone Demon became more and more excited.
"It turned out that what you ate was a spider." Han Jie laughed.
"What do you know?" Bone Essence said angrily.
"Before success, there must be many ups and downs. I am just the first monster who dared to challenge. Although I failed, my feat is enough to make me famous in history. Pen."
Dare to ignite!
Han Jie said that he wanted to help her.
"From the perspective of us monsters, my approach is understandable. Of course, I have also reflected on it during this period, 'No one is a saint, and no one can make mistakes.' That's why I opened this acupuncture shop, so!"
"Are you sure you don't want to learn acupuncture with me? How about I give you a set of acupuncture and moxibustion for Baigujing? Is it okay?"
I couldn't complain, so I ended up talking about it here.
This routine, dare to chat with old master Confucius and Mr. Lu a lot.
"Ahem, no, no, then do you still want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"This, this..." Bone Essence still twitched, with a shy expression on his face, "Then I must think about it, don't I also die with peace in my eyes. The key point is that Tang Seng has become a Buddha, and I can't find it."
"I have it here!" Han Jie smiled slyly.
"True, real or fake, hurry up, try it!" Bone Essence was so excited that he was pumped like chicken blood.
Han Jie: "."
"Didn't you still cry bitterly just now, with a look of remorse? Aren't you afraid that Monkey King will tear you to pieces?" Han Jie threatened.
"I didn't kill it, I'm just a loafer, besides, I'm dead, what else can he do to me?" The Bone Demon said with confidence, and for a while, Han Jie couldn't refute.
"Hurry up, don't whine about it."
Han Jie: "."
(End of this chapter)
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