my wife is a showman

Chapter 269 Tang Sinuo Is A Little Tough
After lunch, Xu Yaya didn't want to take a nap, so she clamored to find Tang Sinuo.

The little girl hasn't done much filming lately, she's so greedy, she must be a big drama tyrant when she grows up, she's more interested in filming than studying, which makes my mother nagging Xu Lang every day, she shouldn't have taken her granddaughter to filming so early .

But these days, it’s better to become famous as early as possible.

When Master Xing saw her for the first time, he felt that this girl was talented, so he had an idea and planned to arrange a memory killing scene in this Nanyang scene.

After the hero lost his belief in maintaining world peace, he was sluggish. He was bullied by four martial arts thugs at the pier, and he didn't fight back, and he didn't help the workers. The dumb girl and Fat Boy Cong could only worry.

It wasn't until he saw a 10-year-old boy on the street saving a little girl with a six-meridian sword that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen but he kept getting up, did he arouse his fighting spirit.

This little girl is naturally Xu Yaya, Master Xing also gave Yaya 30 guest star rewards, and this money was given to Grandpa as a pig raising fund.

Master Xing didn't think about adding this part of the scene at first, and some audience members must have said that he was making leftovers.

In his spare time, he also communicated with Xu Lang, very distressed.

"Let's finish filming this movie first. If everyone doesn't accept it, I won't make big movies in the future, or I will retire."

But after retirement, what can this old man who loves movies do?I don’t have many friends, and I don’t have a wife or children.

So he is actually very anxious. Every star is afraid of being outdated.

That means that no one is willing to invest money in your filming.

Star Master's nonsensical comedies are highly hypothetical, self-contained, self-consistent and dreamlike, a bit like fairy tales for idealists, and the audience must have a high appreciation ability.

This is also the reason why many people cannot imitate.

In the 90s, people in Xiangjiang just regarded him as a spoof comedian, and he didn't get much recognition except for the box office.

Later, "A Chinese Journey to the West" was sought after and interpreted by students from universities such as Tsinghua University and Peking University in China, and everyone suddenly realized that comedy can be so advanced, and extreme romanticism was very popular in that young age.

So it's not that Master Xing is getting old, but that society has become old-fashioned.

Xu Lang actually thought about how to shoot "The King of Comedy 3". It was very risky to shoot in the way of Master Xing. The audience is different. People don't like feelings, don't like dreams, let alone maintain world peace. Now popular It's me being a salted fish at home, holding a keyboard even if I'm far away, it's easier to be simple and rude.

And Master Xing's idea is that this world is the law of the jungle, so the spirit of martial arts is particularly important.

Movie audiences are mostly people at the bottom of the food chain, so why would they feel sympathy for those at the top?

"Father, take me out to play, you will be filming tomorrow, how can you have time to accompany me." Xu Yaya said.

"Don't you just want to see Sister Sinuo?"

"Yes, let's go visit the class."

Xu Lang had no choice but to let the hotel rent a car, take Yaya, and first go to the set to see Master Xing and the staff. Hundreds of people rehearsed the set for three days, just to shoot a panoramic scene of Nanyang Pier going to work tomorrow. This is the operation of the Hao crew.

It is not easy to capture the busyness and life of the wharf, as well as the slave-like conditions of the Chinese laborers.

This is also what Master Xing is good at. The most successful thing in Kung Fu 1 back then was the market atmosphere of the Pig Cage Walled City.

"Hello, Grandpa Zhou." Xu Yaya was very obedient.

Master Xing just smiled, feeling a little dazed every time he saw a child call him grandpa.

"Call me uncle." Xu Lang warned. This title was taught by Xu Lang's mother, who said that Master Xing was three months older than her.

"Hey, are you trying to take advantage of me, Yaya, call me grandpa from now on." Master Xing smiled.

"Master Xing, let's go to the mountains to explore "Overwatch 2", and take a look at Si Nuo by the way." Xu Lang said.

"Okay, you can teach Yaya more drama, so as not to rehearse too much later."

"understandable."

"Don't shave your beard, keep it."

"Don't worry, I understand."

The crew of "Overwatch 2" had to travel far every day for filming, and also built a super scene in the mountains - the ancient tomb of the Srivijaya Empire, which cost a total of 3000 million.

This plot connects to the upper part, mainly to fight around this ancient tomb, and even involved Emperor Jianwen Zhu Yunwen, saying that he fled here with a large amount of gold, silver, jewelry and confidantes.

The goal of the trio of heroines is to track down the tomb robbers, and try to get them to sell these antiques back to China, and then catch them all.

In the past, Ma Kai's role was mainly as a flower vase, making jokes with Wang Baobao. Now that Zhang Yinxue is on the scene, he added a lot of sexy scenes. The role and importance of the scenes almost surpassed Wang Baobao, ready to replace Tang Sinuo at any time.

This act of temporarily changing the script and changing actors is extremely risky. Although Zhang Yinxue is good-looking, but her aura is not as good as Si Nuo, it is difficult to catch such a big drama, so she is going to take the route of beating girls sexy.

While Xu Lang was taking a nap in the car with his daughter in his arms, Wang Tayi had already arrived at the set in a Rolls-Royce, preparing to wait for Tang Sinuo to get off work.

This guy was extremely enthusiastic. As a famous scumbag, he couldn't figure out why Tang Sinuo liked Xu Lang.

They are about to start seeing their parents, which means that the two are about to get married.

He had chased after Sinuo before, but he didn't pay any attention to him. The flowers were sent in, and they were immediately thrown into the trash can.

So this time he wanted to try seriously, whether he could poach the corner of the wall and challenge his own charm.

He was worried that his flirting skills were declining.

He didn't know that if he didn't have money, his appearance and his skills in picking up girls would not be as good as an ordinary person.

Wang Tayi took out an ice cream from the refrigerator and ate it. Looking at the weather outside, he didn't dare to get out of the car at all.

"When will they finish filming?"

"Boss, I just asked, there are at least 3 hours left."

"This girl has delicate skin and tender flesh. She can endure hardships. Can I go in?"

"I don't know, I'll ask."

"No, I'll go by myself."

Wang Tayi wore flip-flops, licked ice cream, frowned, and walked towards the security guard on the set.

On the set, Tang Sinuo was touching up her makeup in the shed. She had to change clothes after each shot. She was soaked in sweat and felt very uncomfortable. She had to wear a leather jacket to pretend to be aggressive.

Firstly, she can fully show her figure, secondly, there are many insects and ants in the forest, and thirdly, Zhang Yinxue is in charge of the revealing scenes, and she has been wrapped tightly.

She has successfully transformed into a female drama through Overwatch, and due to the girly character design, she will not make too mature dramas for the time being.

No matter in terms of clothing or styling, or the Malaysian scimitar, it is a bit like the real-life version of Alita, almost the benchmark.

So action scenes become very difficult, real people can't compare with computer special effects.

First of all, he has good physical toughness, and secondly, he must be able to endure hardships and dare to take risks. It is really difficult to find a second Tang Sinuo in China.

Ever since Zhang Yinxue saw Tang Sinuo filming, she felt guilty in her heart, was injured every day, bruised and purple, and had to grit her teeth the next day.

Last year, he was directly injured and was unconscious for half a year.

But as a female number two, who doesn't want to be the number one female.

Zhang Yinxue walked into the dressing room, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and opened her collar to blow air on the air conditioner.

"Nonuo, someone is looking for you outside."

"Who is it? Xu Lang?" Tang Sinuo asked hastily. She received Xu Lang's message and was very looking forward to it. The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, so she was really thinking about it.

"No, it's Young Master Wang."

"What is he doing here?"

"Isn't he chasing you?"

"Who likes to talk to him."

Zhang Yinxue smiled and said, "Nonuo, it seems that you still like Director Xu more."

Tang Sinuo smiled, did not answer, took a deep breath and walked out.

The climate in the tropical rainforest was hot and humid, and Tang Sinuo felt like he was trapped in a pressure cooker.

At this time, he was filming the scene of Wang Baobao, and his fighting scenes were still funny, and he was mainly responsible for the comedy effect.

A group of people with strange masks chased him down, and he spat everywhere.

"I... I've been poisoned by a snake, I'll come here if I have the guts, cough... ah bah..."

Wang Baobao was sweating profusely, holding a large Buddhist bead in his left hand, and his right hand was like a snake hand, staring at his big eyes, working so hard that Tang Sinuo wanted to laugh when he looked at it from behind.

"Kah, the baby's play is over, very good."

Baby Wang took the towel handed over by his assistant, wiped the sweat off his neck and face, and asked, "Nuo Nuo, is Xu Lang here?"

"It should be soon, I told him not to come, the journey is 2 hours."

"Then he is not..."

Tao Cuiwen came over at this time and said, "Baby, don't talk nonsense, Sinuo is not in a relationship."

As soon as she finished speaking, a head appeared behind her.

With a red rose in his left hand and ice cream in his right, Wang Tayi said with a smile, "Who says she's not in love?"

Tao Cuiwen looked at the nympho Wang Tayi with a dazed expression.Very disgusted.

"How did you come?"

"Visit class, the weather is so hot, my girlfriend is working hard, Nuo, let's eat."

Wang Tayi licked a mouthful of strawberry-flavored ice cream, and then handed it to Tang Sinuo, which was quite disgusting.

"There's something wrong with you, what are you doing with so many people?" Tao Cuiwen scolded.

Wang Tayi didn't care about her, but looked at Tang Sinuo affectionately.

"Crazy you, give me what you ate." Tang Sinuo said angrily.

"Don't you still despise me? Go on, baby."

Tang Sinuo was as bored as an ant on a hot pot, and his temper was irritable, but he was disgusted by Wang Tayi's flirting.

"Get out!" she yelled.

After she finished speaking, she was about to enter the scene for filming, but Wang Tayi jumped in front of her to block her.

"You're getting excited, aren't you?" Tang Sinuo asked.

I'm afraid there's something wrong with this guy's brain. Xu Lang only asked you to do it for show, so why are you still refusing to let him go?

"If you don't eat it, it will melt."

Tang Sinuo became popular at the time. Didn't this guy intentionally ruin his reputation and treat her as one of those shameless little Internet celebrities?

She quickly snatched Wang Tayi's ice cream, pressed it hard on his face, grabbed the flowers and smashed him on the head.

"What the hell are you doing? There are thorns... thorns..."

Wang Tayi cursed while hiding, a bloodstain was drawn on his face by rose thorns.

Tang Sinuo kicked him to the ground with quite a lot of strength.

The whole crew was stunned, whether to laugh or not.

"You fucking almost kicked my balls, you want to kill me."

"That's right, this is to cut off the legs of your descendants, so be careful in the future." Tang Sinuo replied, flipping his hair, looking so cute.

Xu Lang arrived just in time with Yaya by the hand, stood at the entrance of the cave, applauded violently, and said with a smile, "Haha, awesome, awesome."

Tang Sinuo glared at Xu Lang and said angrily, "Huh, I'll settle the score with you later."

Then she went to film the fighting scene. This scene required more than a dozen somersaults in a row, which was very physically demanding. She also had to maintain a straight line and have a graceful figure. She probably had to go NG several times.

Wang Tan wanted to kick Tang Sinuo, which was so shameless, but Xu Lang pulled him out.

"You still want to fight with women?" Xu Lang asked.

"I have beaten a lot of women, what's so good about this woman?"

"I asked you to act on every occasion, but you still want to be serious, you are so cheap, why can't she kick you?" Xu Lang laughed.

Wang Tayi looked at Xu Lang's confident look, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

He is a person who doesn't believe in women. He thinks that women are only for money, and there is no such thing as true love or not true love.

But it's really surprising that Tang Sinuo's nose has been stumbled in succession.

Helping Xu Lang this time was in itself a bet on this concept.

If Wang Tayi can handle Tang Sinuo, it will prove that Xu Lang's persistence is meaningless, and he can earn 1% more shares.

There is no loss if you lose.

"Hurry up and go back to the hotel to make arrangements. You have to hold a Hongmen banquet tonight, and I have to film a movie tomorrow. I don't have so much time to greet you." Xu Lang reminded.

Wang Tayi left in a state of embarrassment, and he rarely suffers such a big loss when he picks up girls.

Baobao Wang patted Xu Lang on the shoulder and sighed, "How did you handle this kid?"

"Everyone has good points. He's not bad in nature. Have dinner with Sinuo's family tonight, brother Bao."

"Are you going to let both parents meet?" Wang Baobao asked.

Xu Lang looked at Tang Sinuo's graceful somersaults, shook his head and said, "No, now is not the time. Tonight is Wang Tayi's banquet, and I'm only in charge of watching the large-scale face-slapping scene."

The process of this face-slapping method is naturally designed according to the routines of web articles.

There was a period of time when it was popular to write about the son-in-law's xiaobai shuang, but Xu Lang copied it completely.

Simple, brainless, crude, cheesy, but very cool.

Xu Lang wasn't worried that Wang Tayi had played too much. In essence, Zhao Lihong's family was only relatives of Tang Sinuo in name.

In Tang Sinuo's heart, her husband and daughter should be her real relatives.

After ten years of marriage, the love may have faded a long time ago, but the family affection that has been inseparable from each other will never be parted.

If it wasn't for taking care of the secular family, Tang Sinuo wouldn't have had to go through such troubles. She stayed with Xu Lang resolutely and stubbornly.

"Wow, my sister is so good, Dad, you can also send me to practice somersaults." Xu Yaya said.

"Let my sister teach you then."

Tang Sinuo NGed this scene five times in a row, until finally he couldn't move anymore, and the director said: "Forget it, let's go first, and use the first shot."

Panting from exhaustion, she pulled off her black leather jacket, and the T-shirt inside was soaked with sweat.

Xu Yaya hurriedly squeezed over, took out the handkerchief in her schoolbag, and wiped her sweat.

"Go away, kid, don't get in the way."

A little assistant almost pushed Yaya over.

Tang Sinuo grabbed Yaya with quick eyes and hands, and yelled at the assistant: "Why are you pushing the child and letting her wipe it? I'll take a rest. Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Okay, boss, I didn't mean to."

Tao Cuiwen looked on and sighed.

Zhang Yinxue looked at her, as if seeing her own opportunity, and quickly handed her a bottle of iced mineral water.

"Yin Xue, learn from Si Nuo's hard-working spirit, go back and practice more, and get in shape."

"That's great, Sister Tao."

Xu Lang sat on a rock beside him, looked at Zhang Yinxue and Tao Cuiwen, and was thinking about when Nuonuo and Huatian would terminate the contract, and he would make his wife himself.

(End of this chapter)