my wife is a showman

Chapter 196
"But we are celebrities with so many fans, what if we are in danger?" Zhang Yinxue replied.

In fact, she doesn't have as many crazy fans as Zhou Qiong.

Zhang Yinxue is a very strange star. He can sing and act a bit, and has a good figure and appearance, but he is not popular and his beauty has no characteristics.

The dramas that the brokerage company accepted for her were all featureless, and she had great expectations for Xu Lang this time.

Female stars missed the opportunity to gain a foothold when they were young, and they really had to marry local tyrants in the future.

"Don't worry, there are people following the crew, and nothing will happen." Xu Lang replied.

Idol stars are really troublesome, mainly because they have a lot of brainless fans, and they flock to them everywhere, so this time the production crew started it secretly, without any announcement.

Normally, an actor is just a normal job, so there is nothing to watch.

So what if you see it, who will talk to you.

"I don't know how to ride a donkey," Tang Wei said.

"I can't ride either."

Xu Lang felt a little helpless, you are really fairies, how easy it is to ride an electric bike.

Soon, Gao Daqiang borrowed four electric vehicles from villagers' homes and let the four girls train.

Hundreds of villagers gathered around the house, watching the big stars learn to ride electric bikes, just like watching monkeys.

"Stars are so pretty."

"of course."

"It's a beautiful life to marry such a wife."

"Dream you, celebrities are only for the rich."

Tang Wei was very unhappy, but Xu Lang forced her to go up.

Xu Lang put the helmet on for her.

"It's very simple, just twist it gently and start it firmly."

"Oh, let me try."

Tang Wei twisted it three times, reluctant to use force, the car didn't move much.

Unexpectedly, the fourth hit was too hard, and he rushed directly to the crowd on the side of the road.

"Ah... ah... what to do... ah..."

"Let go, let go, let go..." the crowd yelled.

"Which hand to loosen? Huh..."

In a panic, she turned the accelerator to the bottom and plunged the car and people into the mud.

The villagers were dumbfounded when they saw the beautiful Tang Wei sitting in the field covered in mud, looking hopeless.

It turns out that celebrities are not that great, they are quite stupid.

"Everyone stop taking pictures, stop taking pictures."

Tang Wei's mouth is full of mud, and she still doesn't forget to protect her image.

Xu Lang didn't stop everyone from taking photos, so he could build publicity for the new drama.

He held back his laughter and jumped into the field, picked her up, and asked, "Are you all right, are you not hurt?"

"Ugh...you bastard, why do you want me to ride an electric bike? I don't know how to ride."

"It's okay, everyone has to learn."

"Really, don't lie to me."

Tang Wei felt much better immediately. She went back to her room, took a shower, changed into clean clothes and came out. When she walked to the door, Lin Yun came in covered in mud, cursing.

"Xu Lang is too bad, what kind of dog director, don't film with him in the future."

After the four stars all learned how to drive electric cars, Xu Lang rode the bikes and took them to familiarize themselves with the environment of the village before going to work.

Teacher Gui Yalei is 60 years old this year, watching these young people training on the balcony, she is also grinning from ear to ear.

"This Xu Lang is really interesting. He managed to tidy up these young ladies."

"Teacher Gui, you have to study too." Shi Jin shouted.

"Okay, let's go right away."

Her main performance scene is a small restaurant in the village, "No. 1 Hai'ao Village".

This is a grain and oil store specially modified for filming. It has a more petty bourgeois atmosphere. It has seafood dishes and home-brewed bayberry wine, just like a tavern.

Xu Lang has greater expectations for this movie, and hopes that after it is broadcast, not only will the box office do well, but Hai'ao Village will also become a template for rural construction across the country.

For example, how should houses be planned and constructed instead of messy matchboxes? Many rural people spend two to three million yuan to build four or five-story high-rise buildings, but they are actually empty, and they are reluctant to spend money on decoration, even the cement floor, which is actually a waste .

If the money is spent on decoration and living facilities, it will be more comfortable.

For example, what should the appearance of the village look like, should there be some entertainment and living facilities, can you go to the village to have a glass of wine and chat when you are free, instead of playing cards and mahjong gambling all day long.

People have been poor for too long in the past, and people don't know how to live. Now that the economy is on the right track, everyone should change their poverty.

Life is not just a fake big empty, not just being an upstart, but also enjoying the present.

It was fine for Tang Wei to go to work in the medicinal herb plantation, but the other three caused quite a stir.

The supermarket where Lin Yun works was originally an ordinary township hypermarket. Since it was expropriated for filming, it has been changed to a very standardized one. Like supermarkets in the city, fake products have also been removed from the shelves.

As soon as she walked to the cashier, the business in the supermarket exploded, and everyone came to see the star.

She used to ask her manager to help stop fans when she got off the plane. How could she have had such close contact with the crowd before.

I was so nervous that I didn't even know how to accept the money.

"It's okay, don't worry, the people are very friendly, I will protect you on the sidelines."

Gao Daqiang said that he was arranged here to take care of her safety.

And Xu Lang accompanied Zhang Yinxue, and her role was responsible for part of the funny plot, but Zhang Yinxue didn't have this talent and needed to be trained.

At the insurance office in town, the aunts and uncles are yelling and fucking.

"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it best."

"I'm great, I'm great, I'm the best."

Xu Lang pushed Zhang Yinxue and said, "Go and shout with them."

"It's too embarrassing."

As a young urban woman, Zhang Yinxue is very disgusted with this kind of mentally retarded behavior, which is like a pyramid scheme.

But Xu Lang saw the comedy element in it, as well as the money.

In the future, these aunts and uncles will all become group performers, so do they have to be sponsored by an insurance company?

He walked over and whispered a few words to the office director's aunt.

The aunts in the world have the same style as Sister Ma, passionate and unrestrained.

"No problem, it's great to be on TV, we'll perform for free." The insurance officer immediately cheered up, turned to look at Zhang Yinxue, and said, "Oh, this girl is really pretty, don't be shy."

Zhang Yinxue was forcibly dragged into the insurance team, first yelled fuck, and then sang "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".

"Come on, that female star, you come alone."

"what……"

Zhang Yinxue originally wanted to fish in troubled waters and make up for it, but she didn't expect to be caught.

"Yes, it's you, come on stage, not only to sing, but also to dance."

Zhang Yinxue bit her lip, but refused to go up, looking at Xu Lang for help from time to time.

"Listen to the director, I'll make a call."

Zhang Yinxue had learned the course of liberating nature in school, but it was a pity that the liberation was not enough.

"Look at your waist, it's so beautiful. Why are you embarrassed?"

Now that the weather is warm, she wears a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, which is very nice.

Seeing that she was not moving, the insurance officer suddenly slapped her on the buttocks, and said with a smile, "Your ass will definitely be the one to give birth to a son in the future."

Zhang Yinxue hated this kind of vulgar behavior, but she knew that if she didn't jump, the second slap might come.

I had to twist my buttocks and waist, singing awkwardly.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountain
I turn the world around

play my drum

strike my gong

Life is full of rhythm”

(End of this chapter)