my wife is a showman

Chapter 174 Xu Lang, Why Are You Crying?

"Where did you go?"

"It seems like we're going up a mountain. Did someone feed the grass and leave the door open just now?"

"Yo, I seem to have forgotten, look at my memory."

Xu Lang didn't take off his clothes at all, he was waiting for this moment and ran out quickly.

"Everyone, don't panic, two groups, pay attention to safety, the girl doesn't have to go." Teacher Huang shouted.

"The cameraman took a few shots. It's more interesting to find cattle." The director shouted.

"What to shoot, safety first." Mr. He laughed.

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen people went out to search with flashlights. Xu Lang had already gone up the mountain alone. After all, he was the one who let the cow go.

This cow was specially airlifted from the prairie by the sponsor, and it was required to be milked on the grass every day for publicity, and it will be used for recording the program tomorrow morning.

If it ran too far, it might be slaughtered and eaten by nearby villagers, or hidden. The villagers probably had never seen a real cow.

Although the scenery in this area is beautiful, the folk customs are tough, not as simple and kind as shown in the program.

Things have gotten better in recent years. In poor times, stealing cattle, dogs, chickens, and pigs is commonplace.

Originally, Tang Sinuo didn't have to go, but she still went up the mountain by herself while the director wasn't paying attention.

"Sinuo, come down quickly, you don't need to go." The director shouted.

"It's okay, director, I think it's quite fun."

"Hey, be careful, meet them first, take a walkie-talkie."

Tang Sinuo's figure had disappeared into the forest.

The director quickly used the walkie-talkie to report to the program crew: "Tang Sinuo is running up, please wait and join her."

"Okay, don't worry, I just called the village chief and asked, there are no wild beasts here."

Xu Lang lay on the tree, thinking that it was a sin, that he had to work hard to have an affair with his wife.

But for this show, he didn't get any appearance fee, so it's not too much.

In fact, he has passed the system scan and knows where the cows are, but he doesn't panic.

Tang Sinuo received his shared location and quickly copied it. There were people talking all around, and she dodged it as if sneaking in secretly.

In fact, this mountain is not too big, as long as you don't run far.

She sent a WeChat message.

"Mr. He, I have already met Xu Lang. He said that he saw the cow's footprints, and he will find them soon."

"Where are you?"

"I don't know, the phone is out of battery, you go back first."

Xu Lang hid in the grove and whispered, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I'm here."

Tang Sinuo took a closer look and saw Xu Lang lying motionless in the woods, wearing a grass ring on his head to cover up.

"It was so dangerous just now, Teacher He walked right in front of me."

"Look at how anxious you are, what about the cow?"

"Here, I'm just grazing in the valley below, and I can't run far."

The two quickly turned off their mobile phones, when Baby Wang's loud voice was getting closer.

Xu Lang quickly hugged Tang Sinuo, got into the grove and lay down on his stomach. There was a grass pit here, which was quite comfortable.

He also specially made a straw ring for his wife to wear.

"The bath is useless." Tang Sinuo complained with her mouth curled up, she was not as rough-skinned as Xu Lang, so itchy.

"How could it be for nothing?" Xu Lang smiled evilly.

"You... don't want to be here, do you?"

"Why not?"

Xu Lang wanted to go up and kiss him, but Tang Sinuo dodged left and right.

"Why are you like a vicious dog?"

"I am a hungry wolf."

"There's grass everywhere and it's in your mouth."

Tang Sinuo wanted to cry, okay, what a broken man.

This kind of environment is not romantic at all. If it wasn't for the dance just now, I wouldn't want to follow Xu Lang up the mountain.

"Shh..."

Xu Lang quickly pulled her into his arms and pulled down small branches to block her. Fortunately, there were not many bugs this season.

Baby Wang, Teacher Huang, and a photographer walked over talking and laughing.

"This cow is money. I have to find it tonight."

"When the show is finished, you can take it back to Jingzhou and give your child fresh milk every day, it's all natural."

"I wanted to kill and eat it, but the program team said it would be returned to the sponsor." Mr. Huang joked.

After everyone walked away, Xu Lang became energetic again, and Tang Sinuo exuded youthfulness all over his body.

Sudden……

In the silent woods, there was a tragic cry, piercing the night sky, and everyone heard it.

"Who is this?" the director asked quickly.

"I don't know, is it Xu Lang?" Teacher He replied.

"It won't happen."

"Go and have a look."

"Xu Lang, Xu Lang..."

Everyone ran to screams from all directions, shouting while running.

Ma Ke called Xu Lang several times, but couldn't get through, so he wandered around the yard anxiously.

"Director, why don't we go up."

"Don't go up and cause trouble, don't worry, if it doesn't work, I'll contact the helicopter to send it to the hospital."

When everyone arrived, Xu Lang was sitting on the ground covered in grass, covering his mouth, as if in pain.

Tang Sinuo held the cow with his left hand, covered his mouth with his right hand, couldn't help it anymore, and laughed loudly.

"What's wrong?" Teacher Huang pulled Xu Lang's hand away.

"Xu Lang, why are you crying? Why is there blood in your mouth?" Wang Baobao was startled.

"It's okay, it's okay, my tongue was bruised."

"What's the matter?"

"When I climbed up just now, the grass was too slippery, I accidentally fell down, and my chin just hit the ground."

Xu Lang's face was deformed when he spoke, and he had to lie with his wife.

Just now, Tang Sinuo finally tasted some sweetness, but Tang Sinuo bit it off, caught off guard, the piercing pain extinguished all the flames.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, husband, I didn't mean it." Tang Sinuo said apologetically.

"Nerves, you're bleeding, didn't you do it on purpose?" Xu Lang said angrily in a low voice, but he didn't dare to speak out.

Tang Sinuo pursed his lips and explained: "When I kissed you, I couldn't help but think of the kiss scene between you and Keke in my mind. I couldn't hold back my anger, so I bit it."

"Can't be gentle, it's really biting, it's too... too hard... ah... it hurts."

Xu Lang wiped his tears and sat on the grass, not in the mood to talk nonsense with Tang Sinuo.

The cows seemed to have heard his miserable call and actually slowly ate them from the col.

"This can also hit the tongue." Teacher He wanted to laugh but was embarrassed.

"Haha, it's a good thing you don't have a wife, otherwise people would misunderstand that it was bitten by Tang Sinuo." Baby Wang laughed.

"Brother Bao, don't talk nonsense. We were a little excited when we saw the cows."

"Yes, yes, the program team cut the baby's words." Teacher He said.

This is not a joke, Tao Cuiwen will scold him to death then.

"This is called retribution, who told you not to close the door while feeding the cows." Teacher Huang laughed.

What can I do if my tongue is broken, I can only wait for him to heal naturally.

When Tang Sinuo went back to talk to the two girls, he was still rolling with laughter and had a stomachache.

She wanted Xu Lang to know that when a woman says she forgives you, she doesn't mean she really forgives you. She must at least give you enough punishment.

If Xu Lang's two movies this year are successful, I don't know how many beautiful girls will join him in the future. Can he have a long memory?

No woman is qualified to fight with her, and she doesn't need to fight, because Xu Lang is her man.

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(End of this chapter)