my wife is a showman

Chapter 171

Xu Lang couldn't figure out what kind of scumbag system this was, since he got on the right track, he was as quiet as dead.

Since the system does not provide analysis, he can only figure it out on his own. His wife's jealousy shows that she cares. As long as she cares, it will not be difficult to handle.

Judging from his years of experience living with his wife, it's not suitable to provoke her for the time being, and it should be fine to coax her when her anger is almost gone.

Husband and wife don't have an overnight feud, and it's not really cheating.

After eating the noodles, Teacher Huang and Teacher He began to assign tasks, which is a routine operation of the program group.

"How about this, Bao Bao and Sinuo go to mow the grass to feed the cows and sheep, and Ma Ke and Xu Lang go to the small bamboo forest to dig bamboo shoots." Teacher Huang pointed to the green bamboo forest on the mountain in the distance, which is the season to eat spring bamboo shoots.

"Okay, okay!" Ma Ke seemed very excited.

Xu Lang wanted to go with Tang Sinuo, to explore the way.

It is estimated that Teacher Huang randomly assigned Wang Baobao and Sinuo because they were familiar with each other.

Tang Sinuo was naturally displeased. Xiaoshulin was originally suggested by her, so why did she let her husband go with Ma Ke?

Ma Ke is naturally confident and is not shy about pursuing men. She is never embarrassed.

Xu Lang hasn't touched a woman for so long, maybe even a sow can be Diao Chan, so she won't be able to withstand the attack of a beautiful woman like Ma Ke.

"Teacher Huang, Ma Ke and I will go dig bamboo shoots, and let Xu Lang plow the fields." Tang Sinuo said.

Xu Lang was dumbfounded at the time. There was indeed a large paddy field below, at least two acres in size. Although the weather is warm today, the water below is still very icy.

You've been so tired for two months, you haven't had a day off, and you finally came to take a vacation, why do you let me plow the fields? You treat me like an old scalper.

The task of plowing the fields was originally reserved for the next group of guests, because there are many male guests, so it is not included in today's script.

Teacher Huang was also very surprised, and said with a smile: "This field has more than two acres, and it can't be handled by one person."

"Xu Lang had plowed the fields when he was a child, and he was very good at it."

Tang Sinuo said, it didn't follow the script at all, and the director didn't shout Ka.

Xu Lang looked at his little wife who had tricked him and wanted to shut her mouth immediately.

When he was a child, he went to plow the fields with his father, so he had a psychological shadow, okay?

When we came ashore, our legs were covered with leeches. When we pulled them off, they were soft and slippery, with flesh and blood flying everywhere, which was disgusting.

He knew that Tang Sinuo punished himself on purpose, so he didn't resist, just for the sake of having a full meal at night.

"How do you know that Xu Lang could plow the fields when he was a child?" Ma Ke asked curiously.

"It seems that Yaya said it when I recorded the song last time." Tang Sinuo looked at Xu Lang and asked.

"Why would Yaya say this?"

The last time Ma Ke talked to Tang Sinuo about Xu Lang, he said that he was cheap and talented, with a coquettish appearance, and she really wanted to tease this man.

But Tang Sinuo objected to her dating Xu Lang, the reason was that Ma Ke's parents would definitely not agree, how could a noble and beautiful daughter fall in love with a single father who was carrying a bottle of oil.

Tang Sinuo didn't answer Ma Ke, stared at Xu Lang and smiled, "I can't remember, Xu Lang, why did you say that last time?"

What can Xu Lang do, the desire to survive makes his mind spin rapidly, thinking about how to help his wife realize this lie.

"Oh, oh, it seems that Yaya is reciting "Compassion for Farmers", so I will explain it, saying that I also plowed the fields when I was young."

"Yes, yes, this is it."

Tang Sinuo was very satisfied, if Xu Lang didn't cooperate, he would die.

Originally, she planned to find a movie to work with Xu Lang this year or next and take the opportunity to fall in love secretly. She would get married in a few years when her contract with Hua Tian expired. By then, she would be 24 years old and be able to get rid of the control of her family.

Now that Ma Ke got there first, she blocked her way instead.

If Ma Ke likes Xu Lang, wouldn't she become a green tea bitch who destroys the relationship of good friends if she sticks with Xu Lang again.

It's like a dumb man eating coptis.

Mr. Huang saw that the director team didn't shout Ka, and he didn't have any opinion. The script of this show has always been casual, so he nodded and said:

"Since you are good at it, it's the best. This is the task of the program team. I'm worried that no guest will be willing to do it. Nono, you take Xu Lang to the villagers' houses to borrow oxen and plows."

Teacher He laughed loudly and said, "There are even guests rushing to plow the fields."

"Teacher He, let's promote "Soulbreaker Gun" to Xu Lang tonight." Teacher Huang smiled.

"Mr. Huang, are there no leeches in the field?" Xu Lang asked tremblingly.

"I don't know. If there are leeches, just catch a few more and fry them."

Xu Lang:? ? ?
"No, Teacher Huang, isn't Brother Bao mowing the grass without companions?" Ma Ke said hastily.

"What company do you need for mowing the grass? I used to do this job when I was a child." Baobao Wang replied.

"But we two girls don't have the strength to dig bamboo shoots." She was still struggling.

"It's okay, take your time, I'll help you after mowing the grass." Baobao Wang cut off his beard again.

After the division of labor, everyone set off separately.

Ma Ke followed Tang Sinuo and Xu Lang to the village to borrow tools.

"Xu Lang, don't be brave, farming is hard work." Ma Ke said.

"It's okay, let's try."

There are photography groups following along the road, not daring to talk about private life.

Tang Sinuo held Ma Ke's hand and said, "Honey, why don't you help Uncle Xu."

"I'm not going. Didn't you hear Mr. Huang say there are leeches?"

"Uncle Xu?" Xu Lang asked confused.

The two girls giggled, bouncing and walking on the country road.

Tang Sinuo and Ma Ke wore straw hats and carried hoes and bamboo baskets to dig bamboo shoots up the mountain, while Xu Lang labored hard to carry the plow and lead the oxen to plow the fields.

Ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in my heart.

Fuck, I'm here to eat my daughter-in-law, why do I do such a bad job.

The program team has rain boots, but they can't wear them in the mud field, they will be sucked, making it difficult to move an inch.

Xu Lang could only step into the icy cold water with his bare feet.

The two girls on the mountain were giggling, and in the mud field below, Xu Lang yelled at the old scalper, one after another, so tired that he couldn't breathe.

Fortunately, I didn't see any leeches, but there were quite a few small fish jumping around. The ecology of this place is very good.

"Haha, Nuonuo, you made Xu Lang miserable."

The two girls were sweating profusely from exhaustion, and it was very hard to dig bamboo shoots. Girls from big cities like them, with their delicate skin and tender flesh, had never done such hard work.

"Why don't you give him a folk song."

"Okay, okay, you come first."

"You suggested it, you come first." Ma Ke said.

Tang Sinuo looked at the hard work of her husband at the foot of the mountain, took out his mobile phone, turned on Penguin Music to read the lyrics, and shouted with his hands into the shape of a trumpet:
"Hey...it's time to fight on the water surface, it's time to see tall buildings rising from the water surface, it's time to hold up parasols on the water surface, and grow old together on the surface of the water surface. Hey..."

Her voice was so loud that the villagers working in the fields pricked up their ears to listen.

"The star is really amazing, he can sing with his mouth, and it sounds so good."

"Of course, being a star is so easy."

"This song is so familiar!"

"It seems to be Liu...third sister, right?"

The program director was also very curious. Tang Sinuo was rarely so lively and proactive in the program. It seemed that the click-through rate of this program was going to explode.

Teacher He and Teacher Huang were doing housework. After hearing the sound, they quickly walked to the yard to listen.

"Hey, I've made a lot of money today, and I can still hear such down-to-earth folk songs."

"Nuo Nuo really knows everything."

Xu Lang was too tired at this time, and really didn't want to talk to him, but his wife was showing her kindness, so he took out his mobile phone to read the lyrics, and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Hey...ducks fighting somersaults on the water, hey, big boats rise tall buildings on the water, hey, lotus leaves hold parasols on the water, mandarin ducks turn white on the water, hey mandarin ducks hang on the lotus leaves and hang umbrellas on the water."

After singing, he received a message from Tang Sinuo.

"I forgive you this time. If you dare to film an intimate scene with Ma Ke in the future, I will divorce you."

(End of this chapter)