my wife is a showman

Chapter 16

A few big slippers pumped Xu Lang's blood into his head, and his spirit immediately rose.

There are all kinds of equipment in the classroom, which is convenient for candidates to show their talents.

Ten people stood in a row and took turns to perform.

The first buddy took a few steps forward and looked at the three teachers with expressionless faces, holding their palms tightly, feeling extremely nervous.

"Hello teacher, my name is Guo Bingwen, I am 28 years old, and I am now a group performer in Hengdian. I... the recitation program I performed is Su Dongpo's "Red Cliff Fu"."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the teacher, and three pairs of dead fish eyes stared at him without saying anything.

I had to start by myself.

"In the autumn of Renxu, looking at the seventh month, Su Zi and... went boating with guests under the Red Cliff. The breeze came slowly, but the water waves were calm. The wine belonged to the guests, and the poems about the bright moon were recited, and the songs were graceful. The moonrise... ..., oh... Shaoyan, the moon rises above the east, hovering... hovering..."

"Ding ding ding..."

"Teacher, I know this by heart, wandering around..."

"next."

The buddy stood there in a daze for several seconds before returning to the team unwillingly.

He wanted to give himself a fist, obviously he had memorized it by heart, so he lost the chain at this time.

I have saved money for five years, practiced for a few months, and ran such a long distance. If I am a little nervous, it will be useless.

"You just have good words, even if you don't have enough emotion." Wang Liwei muttered softly.

"Don't talk to influence others." A teacher said.

The second one went out. This buddy was wearing a long jacket. After introducing himself, he said he was going to perform an allegro.

"Waves in waves, waves in waves, waves in waves, waves in waves, waves..."

"Ding ding ding... the next one."

The third program actually performed was exactly the same as Xu Lang's, an excerpt from "Kangxi Dynasty".

Xu Lang was in a daze at the time, was he cut off?

If I knew that many people imitated this kind of popular classic clip, I guess the teacher was vomited.

"When Cao University si, there were five people in the cage, Zen had to dismiss four, Loubu Shangshu, Zen had to dismiss three. Look at these seven people, one is not half-haired, one is not a pillar of the Cao court , la..."

The other candidates almost laughed out loud when they heard this guy's weird tone.

"Ding ding ding..."

A teacher pushed his glasses, sighed, and said: "I have said this many times today, and my mouth is dry. If you want to imitate, you must respect the original character. Mandarin is not standard. Can't you choose a suitable character? Go home and practice again, next one."

"Teacher, this is a comedy creation." The examinee quibbled.

"You recite other people's lines, what are you creating, the yin and yang is creating, Kangxi is from your village?"

The teacher waved his hand and drank the mineral water in one gulp.

Everyone couldn't help it anymore, just laughed.

"Quiet quiet, hurry up." The teacher urged.

Xu Lang could understand. With so many contestants, it was really tiring for everyone to argue a few words.

Next, this guy was very eloquent and recited "Farewell to Cambridge". Although he had a dialect accent, he was still slick, and he was the best performer so far.

For things like acting, it all depends on your peers to set off.

So he went directly to the second link, the skit performance "Selling Abductees".

Xu Lang collapsed at that time, I don't know how many times these two programs have been performed today.

"Attention the host, the performance is not a single-plank bridge competition, even if there are a hundred people in front of you, it will not affect your extraordinary performance."

"A strong psychological quality is a must for a practitioner."

This buddy acted in the role of selling and abducting Mr. Zhao, which was basically his true nature. He looked like a fool, and he didn't even need to practice Northeast dialect. He was a thief.

According to the law of diminishing marginal effects, Xu Lang knew that no matter how well he performed, he should stop acting to sell abductees.

Fortunately, each of his training programs has a performance component, so he is not worried.

This buddy is not special in the two bonus items of body and vocal music, but it also took up 3 minutes, so there should be hope of promotion.

Then it was Wang Liwei's turn.

"Hello teachers, my name is Wang Liwei, I am 21 years old, and I have been in the training camp of a boy group for three years. The recitation program is "Teacher List"."

Xu Lang was a little surprised, he really underestimated this kid, he was quite ambitious.

Wang Liwei should have a lot of stage experience, so he is not afraid. He is the most stable typhoon among several people.

"This kid seems to be crazy enough to have money." Gao Daqiang muttered softly.

With his hands behind his back in an imposing manner, he began to recite:
"The first emperor did not start his business halfway, but the middle road collapsed. Today, Yizhou is exhausted. This is the autumn of life and death. However, the ministers of the guards are tireless inside, and the loyal people forget themselves outside. It is the difference between chasing the emperor. Encounter, I want to repay your majesty. It is sincerely appropriate to open Zhang Shengting, to honor the legacy of the late emperor, and to magnify the spirit of morale, and it is not appropriate to underestimate yourself..."

"Ding ding..."

Two teachers rang the bell.

The other candidates didn't see why, but only Xu Lang, a major student in the Chinese Department, did.

In fact, this guy is quite eloquent, and he is also the most handsome one, but his acting style is very weird and makes people uncomfortable.

When I read aloud, I was arrogant and couldn't stop my hands. Sometimes I pointed out the country, and sometimes I was like training my son. I don't know how he understood this article.

It turns out that this is what he called distinctive features.

"Teacher, what's wrong?" Wang Liwei asked, a little at a loss.

"Where did you learn the evil way, Zhuge Liang acted like Cao Cao, is he planning to rebel or something?"

"I am deconstructing postmodernism. I want to interpret a different Zhuge Liang. When he wrote this article, he held a lot of power and made great achievements. It is entirely possible..."

The other teacher didn't have such a good temper. He slammed the table, stood up excitedly and said:
"Don't bullshit me, this article is tactful and sincere, expressing loyalty, how can you act like a traitor."

"What does it mean to be completely possible? After a person dies, the coffin is finalized. Do you continue to write the future for people?"

"Any deconstruction or creation has a basic bottom line, that is, you can't slander the personality and splash dirty water, unless you have found credible evidence, you can ask, which big director dares to shoot Zhuge Liang like this, is he not afraid of being scolded to death by the audience? "

"teacher……"

Wang Liwei was speechless, this was a new style that he had studied for a long time.

"If you are uneducated, read more, don't come to me to piss people off."

"Take a ten thousand step back, even if you are a treacherous minister, you are already old. Can you be as arrogant as you without any restraint? Have you lived in vain?"

This teacher is so angry.

In fact, Xu Lang quite agrees with the teacher's point of view. When dealing with historical figures, modern interpretations and joking can be carried out, but one must be cautious, and one must not smear Qing's reputation out of thin air. Even the authors of online articles dare not write like this.

You can't disgust the audience for your own pleasure, it's thankless.

"Teacher, I can dance. I dance very well. I can also recite English poems."

"Go back to your idol group, next..."

Wang Liwei retreated to the team in despair. If he could return to the men's team, why did he come here?

Xu Lang took a deep breath and walked out of the crowd.

(End of this chapter)