my wife is a showman

Chapter 103

After Xu Lang picked out the cosmetics, he put on the hat of his down jacket, walked around to the back of the dilapidated community, went up the corridor, and picked up a small broken flowerpot.

"Nonuo, drive towards me. When I tell you to speed up, drive directly to 60 yards."

"Okay, husband, please be careful."

Tang Sinuo didn't know what Xu Lang wanted to do, so he could only do what he asked.

Xu Lang hid in an unoccupied corner on the 7th floor, turned on the selfie mode, and imitated the smiling expression of the clown in the system while applying makeup.

"200 points on credit, deduction simulation, requirements are as follows..."

"Venue, Garden Street."

"Character 1, Tang Sinuo, model, Lamborghini, speed of 60 yards."

"Character 2, paparazzi, car model, Escape, distance between cars is 100 meters."

"Deduce the plot, Tang Sinuo speeds up, the paparazzi chases after him, and an object falls from the seventh floor."

"Target, crash, but no casualties."

"Ding, the system has generated the scene as required..."

"Through the material library, the memory of the woman in the footwashing shop is automatically extracted, and I learned that there is a drunk man riding an electric car who will arrive at 8:40 and is expected to leave at 8:45."

"Please pay attention to the stuck point, the scene has been generated, please train the power and arc of the throw, and master the feel..."

Xu Lang entered the generated space and started the simulation training. After ten times, it was almost the same.

Tang Sinuo was also approaching the intersection, Xu Lang turned off location sharing.

"Nuo Nuo, you have to arrive at the intersection at 8:40, and then wait until 8:45 to suddenly speed up."

"What do you mean, husband?"

"I'll set up roadblocks and let the paparazzi roll over."

"It won't kill anyone."

"No, don't worry, turn left after Huayuan Street and wait for me downstairs in the community."

"I'll wait for you around the corner."

"Be obedient, you can't show up casually."

"Ok."

Tang Sinuo hung up the phone uneasily, wondering whether to forget it.

But Xu Lang spent so much energy and points, it is impossible to forget it now.

Today, Tang Sinuo's worries will be resolved. From now on, the paparazzi in the circle will no longer dare to follow and spread rumors about her.

This group of people can do any outrageous things for money, and the law can't do anything about them.

People who eat melons love it, but celebrities love and hate them.

I hope they are as good as dogs, when they need to be used, they can complete the task smoothly, and when they don't need it, it's best not to disturb them.

The paparazzi hopes that they have all the clues and information. All they need to do is give some hints and the celebrities will take the initiative to contribute money.

Don't pretend to be a moral emperor, it's all for money, so in the end it's all about showing off their abilities.

Xu Lang was holding a broken flower pot, standing on the stairway, sticking out the window, catching snowflakes, imitating a clown grinning and making a piercing sound, which made one's scalp tingle.

Fortunately, no one is living on the top floor, otherwise I would be scared to pee.

It is estimated that it used to be a unit dormitory, and the elderly could not move, so it was vacant and waiting for demolition.

……

Ten minutes later, heavy snow fell in the night sky.

Tang Sinuo had already arrived at the intersection, and checked the time at 8:42.

The paparazzi behind also slowed down and slid slowly.

Downstairs, the woman opened the door and sent the guests away.

"Go slowly, come back next time."

Then the sound of the rolling door being pulled down was heard.

The drunkard zipped up his down jacket, put on his beanie, rubbed his hands, breathed a sigh of relief, took out his electric car key, and frowned at the sky.

Humming a song, get on the electric car.

"I congratulate you for being rich, and I congratulate you for being wonderful."

"Nuo Nuo, speed up." Xu Lang ordered.

"The best ones please come here, the bad ones please go away, I don't mind being polite, I wish..."

With a buzz, the silver Lamborghini swooped past the drunk man.

The drunk man was so frightened that he turned the direction quickly and almost fell to the ground.

He looked back at the departing sports car.

"Rely on your uncle, you are busy reincarnating, the sports car is amazing, who can't afford it, die, you..."

bang bang,
The flowerpot fell five or six meters to his right,

The drunk man was still in shock, so he hurriedly turned to the left. The ground was too slippery, and he fell over in the middle of the road. A Ford Maverick rushed towards him.

The paparazzi was also frightened enough, and subconsciously slammed the steering wheel to the right.

Because Tang Sinuo suddenly accelerated, he stepped on the gas pedal to 80 yards to catch up.

Maverick rushed to the curb on the side of the road, still did not stop, smashed open the construction subway gate 40 meters away, was overturned by the hillside inside, rolled twice, and was on its back.

The drunk man quickly got up, supported the electric car, looked back at the accident vehicle, and was shocked.

"Holy shit, shit, hell, the New Year's Eve."

Then he fled in a flash.

In the silent construction site, in the overturned vehicle, the paparazzi reporter was head down, groaning, bleeding from his forehead, but still conscious.

He wiped the blood from his forehead and felt as if his right leg was injured.

"Is there anyone, help me, help me quickly."

But this place is originally a demolition area, and it's a snowy night during the Chinese New Year, so where can people come from?

He fumbled around for his cell phone. He had just called his boss to report the situation, and he put it behind his butt without knowing where it was.

After groping for two or three minutes, I finally found my phone in the gap on the right side of the car seat.

I don’t know whether it’s because my hands are stained with blood or because I’m dizzy, but I can’t unlock the password no matter what.

The emergency call was covered in blood, and he didn't notice it normally, and he couldn't remember it now.

Suddenly, by the light of the headlights, he seemed to see a man in black standing on the deformed iron door.

There was only one headlight left, and the man in black was standing on the side. With the heavy snow falling, he couldn't see clearly at all.

Is it to see the construction site?

"Brother, save me quickly." The paparazzi shouted.

Then the headlights were also turned off. He wiped the blood from his eyes, turned on the flashlight of his phone with the pull-down interface, and took a photo.

Damn it, it made him tremble, the black shadow just now disappeared.

"Are your eyes dazzled?"

The paparazzi was even more frightened. He didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but this was really weird.

He roared angrily, gritted his teeth, grabbed the phone with his left hand, and continued to unlock it with his right hand.

A black shadow flashed past, and a pair of legs stood outside the car.

The paparazzi couldn't see his face.

"Don't play tricks, save me and give you money."

"Haha...haha...hahahahahaha..."

The creepy laughter sounded outside the car, getting sharper and more sinister.

"Brother, are you crazy, drag me out quickly."

The paparazzi tilted his head and shone a flashlight on the man in black, wanting to see what he looked like.

The man in black squatted down slowly, first revealing a big scarlet mouth, as if the corners of the mouth were torn to the base of both ears, and there were stitches for visual effects, even the teeth were stained red.

And his face was as pale as the plaster wall.

"Little... clown?"

The paparazzi really peed on the spot, it was hot.

Is this a neurosis?

"Brother, don't act recklessly, calm down and listen to me."

His strong desire to survive allowed him to unlock it very smoothly, and he was ready to call for help.

The clown laughed wildly, stomped on his hand, crushed it hard, and the phone fell to the ground.

"Haha, oh, hahahaha..."

"Ah... pain, pain, brother, please forgive me, I am a good person."

(End of this chapter)