Konoha's Dimension Restaurant

Chapter 106 General Assembly Promotion Competition ([-])
The impact of the battle between Sagiri and Darkness is far more than that on the scene.

Some nerds saw the attack of the two women clearly through the slow motion of the live video just now.One emoticon after another was frantically forwarded on the Internet.

"It's really exciting! Today's second promotion match is Xiaozhi from Zhenxin Town fighting against Mr. Deadpool! Will this be a wonderful battle! After the advertisement, the excitement will continue!" It is also the injection of capital, Let this little world's No. [-] Martial Arts Conference have more advertisements.

"If a man wants a good kidney, he needs Huo Shenbao! One bottle of refreshment, two bottles of never getting tired, three bottles of immortality~! Oh~~ Lord!" A muscular man walked up to the live camera with a bottle of liquid and said .

Ton, ton, ton, after speaking, he unscrewed the lid and drank a few sips, feeling refreshed: "Kidney treasure! It tastes great!"

After finishing speaking, a neutral voice read the narration: "This product is exclusively supplied by Guixianren Health Products Co., Ltd., Guixianren Health Products Company, Guixianren's company. Your best choice for health products!"

That's right, Kidney Treasure is sold by Guixianren.

After all, besides Wukong and the other three, there is still a Bala people in Guixian Island to support, and his big tortoise is very old, and it is no longer suitable for foraging.

Kidney Treasure is actually filled with boiled water mixed with high-grade nutrient solution. As for where does the nutrient solution come from?There are too many science back groups.

And drinking it is really good for your health
"The house of the sea wolf, the wardrobe of the werewolf!"

"To wash your hair, use Feirou"

After all kinds of advertisements, the camera turned to the host again.

"Welcome back to the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Tournament! I'm your host! Now we're starting the second round of the promotion competition!" The host swallowed the kidney treasure in his mouth and said.

"If you advertise again, I don't mind digging out your waist, putting it in the toilet and cleaning it with toilet cleaner!" Deadpool, who had been standing in the ring for a long time, yelled at the host.

The host coughed twice and then shouted: "The game begins!"

Pulling out the double knives behind him and swinging a beautiful knife flower, Deadpool turned his head to look at Xiaozhi.

Although Xiaozhi is one of the teachers of the Anbao Tiantuan, Xiaozhi has never fought with others in the restaurant, and Baiguan also restricted Xiaozhi's body in the restaurant.So Deadpool still treats Xiaozhi very lightly.

Just a kid playing with a mouse!

Not everyone is basically immortal like Deadpool, and Xiaozhi takes the battle quite seriously.

He untied the belt on his body directly, flicked it forward, and the elf balls that were full of the belt fell off.

"It's up to you!" Xiaozhi shouted.

After each poke ball hits the ground, a ball of white light appears, and a Pokémon appears.

When all the Pokmon in the Poké Balls were summoned, Xiaozhi's side had changed from one person to a group of people!

Ah, no.It's a person with a bunch of animals and plants.

Seeing a large pile of strangely shaped Pokémon suddenly appearing opposite, Deadpool swallowed, "I peed in my crotch, but fortunately these pants are waterproof. I won't make a fool of myself."

"Pika Pika" (this is more disgusting, okay?) Pikachu thinks that Xiaozhi will call it in the future, and it will stay in it and not come out.

When he first came out last time, he was said to be a yellow-skinned mouse, but this time when he came out, he was disgusted by the man in the red mask.

"Go Pikachu! One hundred thousand volts!" Xiao Zhi waved his hand and directed Pikachu.

However, Pikachu ignored him, "Pika Pika Pika Pika" (he has urine in his crotch! Wouldn't it be more disgusting if his urine evaporated after I electrified him? Can't you ask a water system to wash him first? No, his clothes He said it’s waterproof! Why don’t you find a grass-based one to suck his urine first, it’s also chemical fertilizer anyway!)

Frog Flower, Lizard King, Geranium: "!#!￥%!%" (I don't want it!)
"." Doudouyan, exclusive to Xiaozhi.

At this time, Deadpool suddenly charged with a knife, "Although I don't know what your pets are talking about, I must be telling you to surrender!"

Then two knives fell on Xiaozhi's body.

Clang~~!There was no imaginable sound of sharp knives piercing into flesh, but it seemed to be chopping on some kind of metal.

Deadpool was stunned. You must know that these two knives are now made of Edman metal!
"Hey, how can you sneak attack when the trainer is communicating with Pokémon?!" Xiaozhi said and turned his head.

In Deadpool's eyes, Xiaozhi who turned his head, those eyes were like two black holes trying to swallow him in.

"Well, this is just the way our superheroes say hello!" Deadpool forcefully explained.

Two hands pinched on the blade, no matter what kind of death Deadpool pinched.Xiaozhi snatched the two sabers abruptly, "Really? Just right, I didn't say hello to you today!"

Xiaozhi was annoyed because of Pokémon's disobedience, and Deadpool happened to hit the knife edge.

"Ah, hey, there's no need for that. You'd better give me back the knife!" Deadpool timidly put his hand on the handle and wanted to take it off again.

欻!欻!Two knives, Deadpool was divided into four pieces!
But this time Xiaozhi was confused, he cut it with the back of a knife.Originally, I thought about teaching Deadpool a lesson.Why is Deadpool so brittle!

"This, this, this is amazing! Player Xiaozhi divided Deadpool into four pieces! This match was won by player Xiaozhi! Next is the commercial time!" The host forced a wave of explanations and announced the verdict The ad was inserted directly after the winner.

You must know that this is a live broadcast. This person is divided into four pieces. If he can't handle it well, he will be finished!
As for those capitals?How could something happen.This country has been emptied by those capitals!At that time, he will definitely be the scapegoat!
The host hurriedly ran to Deadpool, and shouted hypocritically: "You are fine, let Deadpool compete!" A capsule was opened, and some white cloth appeared on Deadpool's body with a puff of white smoke.

He now wants to clean up the mess, which is to eliminate the evidence at the scene.As long as the blood is cleaned up, Deadpool's body can be interpreted as some kind of prop.

At that time, I will open up some relationships and say that it may not be all right!
"Damn, idiot you let me out, my blood is almost sucked dry by these rags! Do you know how long this blood will last? Ah~~! This rag has turned into my large intestine !” Suddenly, Deadpool’s voice came from under the white cloth.

This time the host was terrified, "Ah!! Ghost!".After the host yelled, he was about to run away.

"He's not dead, he just won't die." Xiao Zhi directed the Frog Flower to remove the white cloth soaked with blood from Deadpool's body.

At this time, the host saw clearly that the head remained intact, where he scolded his deadpool.
With a sigh of relief, the host wiped the sweat off his brow, picked up the microphone and said, "Don't be afraid, everyone, this is just a special skill of our Deadpool player!"

As he spoke, he put the microphone next to Deadpool's mouth, and Deadpool's scolding came from the microphone.

The ordinary audience present breathed a sigh of relief, although they could often see who died and who was murdered on TV.But it's too exciting to put it in front of your eyes!
In the second round of the promotion match, Xiaozhi won!

(End of this chapter)